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| “Life is better when you’re laughing.”
-Author Unknown 
The husband asked his wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?” The wife’s face melted in sweet appreciation. “How about somewhere I haven't been in a long time!” she responded. The husband without thinking blurts out, “How about the kitchen?” An out-of-towner accidentally drove his car into a ditch on an untraveled road. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Tullie. He hitched Tullie up to the car and hollered, "Pull, Nellie, pull!" Tullie didn't move. Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull!" but Tullie still didn't respond. Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Coco, pull!" but again, nothing happened. The farmer then nonchalantly said, "Pull, Tullie, pull!" And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch. The out-of-towner was most grateful however very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times. The farmer replied, "Oh, Tullie is blind and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't have even tried!"
When the lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, the wife kept hinting to her husband that he should get it fixed. But, somehow the husband always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf…always something more important to him. Finally the wife thought of a clever way to make her point so one day when her husband arrived home he found her sitting in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. The husband watched his wife silently for a short time and then went into the house. When he came out he handed her a toothbrush and said, “When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.” 
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