JESSICA PINK
(On the phone and strutting in.) Yes, Ty I will be there, I’m going into this appointment. I won’t be late for you baby. I love you too. (Hangs up phone)
RACHEL GOLD
(Look up and check her up and down) Girl where are your clothes?
(JESSICA PINK phone rings Enter JEFFREY ORANGE scratching a little bit and high)
JESSICA PINK
Hold on. Hello, hey Reggie. I gotchu. I will be there after the party tomorrow night.
RACHEL GOLD
Giving a pure hoe!
JESSICA PINK
Now yes, Ms. Rachel.
RACHEL GOLD
Where are your clothes, Ms. Hoe? I mean bow, that’s a pretty bow.
JESSICA PINK
(Small attitude) On my body! Not today Ms. Rachel.
RACHEL GOLD
You look like a stripper from the Pynk.
JESSICA PINK
Not P-valley Ms. Rachel. You and I are going to go to a stripper club, honey.
RACHEL GOLD
I will go to the house of the lord; you need to stop by. Ms. White is (point) that way love.
JESSICA PINK
(Struts away) Thanks one day we are going to go.
RACHEL GOLD
No ma’am! (Went back to computer) Yes sir, may I help you?
(Enter Michelle Purple real bougie)
JEFFREY ORANGE
Yea um (look over his shoulder) I’m looking for Ms. White?
RACHEL GOLD
What is that smell? (Pull out Lysol) You really stink, she is that way (sprays him and he walk away) Jesus, fix the odor.
MICHELLE PURPLE
Ms. Rachel, I’m back!
RACHEL GOLD
Michelle darling how was your trip to New York.
(RACHEL GOLD and MICHELLE PURPLE air kiss)
MICHELLE PURPLE
Beautiful, mother will mail you your gift. Is she ready for me?
RACHEL GOLD
Yes ma’am, you know where to go. (Bougie laugh)
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