Chris Funkhouser

Men's Dressing Room

Obvious exits: west to Ballroom Foyer and south to The Ballroom

You see Men's Clothing Rack and a gold plaque here.

Grey_Guest, Jeremias, Greg, Jade_Guest, Killer, and andru are here.

Grey_Guest has no real name.

Killer says, "well you've found me finally"

You say, "Yes, pas de probleme"

Killer slips into a large eyeball surmounted by a black top hat.

You hear the bips of keyclick, the sliding of mice and the hum of computers in the distance as andru fades slowly out of view, heading towards them.

Kid_Gloves steps through the velvet curtain into the dressing room.

Kid_Gloves has arrived.

The housekeeper arrives to cart Jeremias off to bed.

search rack

You search through the rack and find vibrant shiny fuschia suit-jacket with barbed-wire pleated pants and yellow silk tie ripped halfway down (Outfit #46) which would look fabulous on you.

Kid_Gloves slips into a green on orange double-breasted paisley dinner jacket.

Kid_Gloves goes west.

Killer says, "if you wanna know where I come from you have to come closer"

I don't understand that.

There are the light bips of keyclick and the sliding of mice as andru fades into view, shoving himself away from the console, which promptly fades away.

wear #46 from rack

You slip into vibrant shiny fuschia suit-jacket with barbed-wire pleated pants and yellow silk tie ripped halfway down.

Teal_Guest steps through the velvet curtain into the dressing room.

Teal_Guest has arrived.

Teal_Guest searches through the Men's Clothing Rack.

look teal_guest

Guest is wearing neatly-pressed, teal business attire and looking alternatively amazed and lost.

It is awake and looks alert.

Killer says, "hey Greeny,what a look!"

You say, "Yezzum, ain't it nice? 2 layers of clothes! A disguise!"

Teal_Guest says, ""Teal, not green..."

You say, "I'm green, DOOD"

Orange_Guest steps through the velvet curtain into the dressing room.

Orange_Guest has arrived.

You say, "How was cyber land Orange?"

Killer says, "I'll go for the wild one"

Killer goes south.

You return to the ballroom.

Looking underdressed, Teal_Guest timidly steps into the ballroom.

Teal_Guest has arrived.

Killer says, "lucy, hand me that cheese of yours!"

You say, "I want some too"

Killer says, "make you deserve some"

You say, "OK. I'll bite..."

Killer says, "It's time for that wild stuff"

You say, "Yezzum"

Killer says, "Greeny, you do the tango with me!"

You say, "OK"

Killer says, "Where'"

Lucy sees the vanilla milkshake going untouched and comes to collect it.

You say, "Anywhere is fine"

Looking underdressed, Orange_Guest timidly steps into the ballroom.

Orange_Guest has arrived.

Killer says, ""

Teal_Guest says, "I beg your pardon?"

Killer says, "Finally it's time for the Blues"

You say, "south"

Gray_Guest pauses in the doorway of The Ballroom, gazing around the ballroom.

A voice announces, "Gray_Guest".

Gray_Guest has arrived.

Killer steps onto the dance floor.

Michele says, "try the dance floor--@dances shows some that are there..."

@dances

I don't understand that.

Alan (relaxed) returns to the ballroom.

Alan (relaxed) steps off the dance floor.

Orange_Guest steps into the foyer.

look gray_guest

Gray_Guest is wearing charcoal grey suit, athletically cut, with an aqua paisly tie.

You say, "Nice touch to your grey grey"

Looking underdressed, Teal_Guest timidly steps into the ballroom.

Teal_Guest has arrived.

Killer returns to the ballroom.

Killer steps off the dance floor.

You say, "Um, gray gray"

Alan looks puzzled. "Green, you talking to me?"

You say, "Not that I know of. Do you want to talk?"

Alan shrugs. "Just trying to figure out what gray/grey had to do with anything.
You say, "Gray_guest has a nice tie!"

Gray_Guest says, "thanks green!"

Killer says, "don't make me jealous"

You say, "De nada"

Alan looks nauseated.

You say, "Why nauseated Alan?"

Alan says, "Aqua paisley on grey? Yecch!"

Teal_Guest steps onto the dance floor.

Kid_Gloves (feeling better) returns to the ballroom.

Kid_Gloves (feeling better) steps off the dance floor.

Plaid_Guest, emr, Michele, Gray_Guest, Alan (nauseated), Killer, and Kid_Gloves (feeling better) are here.

Kid_Gloves (feeling better) steps into the foyer.

Killer says, "leave him alone, hi's just a kid"

You say, "Who's a kid?"

Alan [to Killer]: "Who was that remark to?"

look kid_gloves

I see no "kid_gloves" here.

|>oug returns to the ballroom.

|>oug steps off the dance floor.

|>oug takes a hunk of cheese from the plate.

Looking underdressed, Teal_Guest timidly steps into the ballroom.

Teal_Guest steps off the dance floor.

"|>oug takes a pat of cheese from the plate.

|>oug takes a tidbit of cheese from the plate.

|>oug takes a fragment of cheese from the plate.

You say, "How is the cheese | >oug?"

Killer says, "gimme that bottle Lucy"

andru returns to the ballroom.

andru has arrived.

andru steps onto the dance floor.

Orange_Guest returns to the ballroom.

Orange_Guest has arrived.

andru's real name is "Andrew Myers".

andru can be reached via email as: andru@thor.lcs.mit.edu

|>oug says, "I haven't eaten it yet.... I'm a collector of cheese."

You say, "Wow"

You say, "I have some interesting cheese in my belly-button"

|>oug hands you pat of cheese.

Teal_Guest says, "Does anyone know how late this reception is going until?"

Orange_Guest says, "10pm"

take cheese

You already have that!

You eat your pat of cheese.

Teal_Guest says, ""Is Green ok? Someone seems to have spiked the cheese..."

|>oug says, "Could I have some of that belly button cheese for my collection?""

You say, "Mmm- mmm I'm fine"

Teal_Guest says, "Probably even better than fine, yes?"

You say, "Well, you'd have to come to Albany for it..."

Orange_Guest takes a morsel of cheese from the plate.

|>oug says, "I wonder if it would be a tidbit, a fragment, or a wedge?"

|>oug eats a wedge of cheese.

Orange_Guest says, "Hi Lucy"

I don't understand that.

Orange_Guest steps through the velvet curtain into the women's dressing room.

Orange_Guest goes northwest.

|>oug takes a scrap of cheese from the plate.

|>oug takes a segment of cheese from the plate.

Killer says, "Lucy, gimmie another one"

|>oug takes a piece of cheese from the plate.

Gray_Guest steps onto the dance floor.

north

You step into the slightly brighter light of the foyer.

Cerulean_Guest and Jave are here.

whois jave

Jave has no real name.

A random janitor-ly type.

He is awake, but has been staring off into space for a minute.

north

You feel a tingling sensation and suddenly realize that you are no longer wearing vibrant shiny fuschia suit-jacket with barbed-wire pleated pants and yellow silk tie ripped halfway down.