Mouth on Legs
Get Tegan back to Heathrow.
| Save Lazlo
Get him to the hospital of New New York
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Brain of Morbius
Find the elixir of life to cure Sarah-Jane’s blindness.
| Nerva
Land on 30th Century Earth – to mend the transmat, you will need a sonic screwdriv
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Landmark
Find a sonic screwdriver and land here.
Invasion rules apply.
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To defeat the Slaveen, you need vinegar.
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Time-Flight
Rescue Concorde from Prehistory and return it to Heathrow.
| The Enemy Within
Take the Master’s remains from Skaro to Gallifrey.
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Dalek Invasion
To defeat these Daleks, you will need some Movellan Virus or Survivors Guilt
| Auton Invasion
To defeat the Autuons, you need anti-plastic.
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Krillitane Invasion
To defeat the Krillitane, you will need either Toxic Goop or K-9.
| Sycorax Invasion
To defeat the Sycorax, you need a cup of tea.
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Axon Invasion
To defeat the Axons, you will need to create a time loop.
| Singularity
To escape from Omega’s anti-matter universe, you need a recorder.
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Cyberman Invasion
To defeat the Cybermen, you need some gold and a sonic screwdriver.
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Dalek Invasion 2
To defeat these Daleks, you will need any two of Expendable Extras, lab equipment and/or Survivors Guilt
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Spider Invasion
To defeat the Eight-legged, you need a Blue crystal and Expendable Extras
| Robot Santa Invasion
To defeat them, you will need a sonic screwdriver and a sound system
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Cyberman Invasion 2
To defeat these Cybermen, you need
3D-glasses and a sonic screwdriver
| Sycorax Invasion 2
To defeat the Sycorax, you need a sword and a Satsuma.
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Broken TARDIS - Find a temporal limiter to trade for the Master’s quantum accelerator. It is on a random square in your ring. You will have to walk.
| Dying Days
To escape, you will need curtain rings, helium and a bin bag.
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Bad Wolf
Visit all three bad wolf squares on the board. Usual bonuses do not apply.
| Mawdryn Undead
Successfully cause a Time Crash – usual penalties do not apply.
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Family of Blood
To dispose of the Family of Blood you will need to trap them in: a field, a mirror, the event horizon and dwarf star
| Two Doctors
Sontaran invasion: you will need a sonic screwdriver, expendable extras and lab equipment. Draw a new Doctor and control both for the duration of this mission.
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The Eight Doctors
Amnesia! Your power does not work for duration of this mission. Land on your other selves to regain your memories and power. Normal Time Crash rules N.A.
| Vampire Invasion
You will need some vamp-away and a lighting rig. If someone else vanquishes this invasion for you, you must regenerate.
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Adipose Inc.
To defeat Miss Foster, you will need a pendant and TWO sonic screwdrivers.
| Robot You will need lab equipment and a nice, sympathetic companion. |
Eldrad must live!
Take Eldrad to a source of radiation
| Brain of Morbius
Find cyanide, the elixir of life and a box of matches.
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Escape Skaro
You must find a time ring and incriminating tapes
| Terminus
Take some hydromel to the lonely space station
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Celery
Protects against gasses in the Praxis range. Discard when used. X
| “What is it, Doctor?”
Define a random phrase from the list or miss a go. Take an extra go if you can
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Tissue Decompression Eliminator
Shrink the companion of your choice. Including your own, if you feel so inclined… X
| Twinge of Cosmic Angst
Everyone, instantly, move to a random space.
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Vworp Vworp
Accurately land the TARDIS
| It’s stopped being fun…
Your companion has a nervous breakdown. Pick up a new COMPANION card instead.
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Runaway Bride
Accidentally pick up a passenger. Pick up a new COMPANION and move back a space
| Time War
Go back to Gallifrey immediately
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Cannon Fodder
Play this card when to save either your companion or yourself from death. X
| Lose Tardis
Can only travel by foot for three turns.
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Reverse the polarity!
Remove any negative effect currently affecting you X
| Companion breaks ankle
Miss a turn
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Reverse the polarity!
Remove any negative effect currently affecting you X
| “What is it, Doctor?”
Define a random phrase from the list or miss a go. Take an extra go if you can
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Reverse the polarity!
Remove any negative effect currently affecting you X
| Possessed Companion
Move randomly next go.
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Reverse the polarity!
Remove any negative effect currently affecting you X
| Family of Blood
Move straight to 1912 and miss a go.
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Reverse the polarity!
Remove any negative effect currently affecting you X
| That’s funny…
Land on a Completely Innocent planet for a rest, and draw a new ADVENTURE card…
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Genesis Ark
Hand a new ADVENTURE card to the Doctor of your choice X
| Radiation Leak
Unless you have an unkillable/robotic companion either regenerate or forfeit your current adventure.
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Blood Control
You can control the Doctor of your choice for a single turn.
| The Mawdryn Undead
Lose a companion or miss a go.
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Laser Screwdriver X
Force the character of your choice to regenerate (note: if the new form is already in play, this creates a paradox, and destroys the universe)
| Saxon is Your Man
One of your companions is the Master in disguise. Discard your current adventure and start again.
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Zero Room
Regenerate normally, without TARDIS-flight penalties. X
| Teraleptils
Your sonic screwdriver is destroyed
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Deus Ex Machina
Exchange this card for an item you need. X
| The Gamecard of Rassilion
Use the phrase “of Rassilion” as often as possible until next turn.
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Missing Episode
Due to BBC clearouts, episode 4 is missing – assume you successfully succeed in your current adventure.
| Judoon Platoon On the Moon
Your hospital gets abducted – go directly to the moon and pick up a new companion.
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You WILL obey me!
Force the Doctor of your choice to reveal all his cards. X
| Corrupt council
Your Doctor power ceases to work, permenantly.
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Vworp Vworp
Accurately land the TARDIS
| Grand High President
You have been elected President. Lose a turn every time you land on Gallifrey until someone else draws this card
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What would the Doctor do? Give the console a thump, and reroll your TARDIS path. X
| Arc of Infinity
Return to Gallifrey and miss a go.
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Bessie
You can move up to 1d12 on foot, and then either +1 or –1 to your on-foot score
X | LINDA
Get stopped by fans, who think you’re pretty sort of marvellous. Miss a go
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Planet of the Spiders Jump over holes in time caused by Time Crashes. X | Dimensions in Time
Appropriate Doctors (3, 4, 5, 6, 7) move to Albert Square; normal Time Crash rules do not apply.
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Torchwood
Sleep with alien menace – negates an item you need to stop an invasion. X
| Fashion Disaster
Miss a go while your companion changes…
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I’ve got a sports car, you’ve got a bouncy hopper…
Steal the companion of your choice from another Doctor.
| Crowded TARDIS
Misfortune suddenly befalls any Doctor with more than three companions – lose your oldest.
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Very Long Scarf Cause enemy to trip – reroll your Invasion success. X
| “What is it, Doctor?”
Define a random phrase from the list or miss a go. Take an extra go if you can
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2 Minutes to Belgium
Play this card to escape the results of either a Time Crash or Death Zone X
| Lady Cassandra
The player to your left takes your next move for you.
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Single Combat
Challenge the enemy leader – successfully solve the INVASION of your choice, but regenerate X
| Lady Cassandra
The player to your right takes your next move for you.
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Torchwood
If you believe your Doctor would sleep with his current companion, take another go. Conferring is allowed.
| Five Doctors
Appropriate Doctors (2, 3, 5) move to the Death Zone (normal rules N.A.) Docs 1+4 miss a turn.
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Transmat beam
Send the Doctor of your choice to the square of your choice X
| Three Doctors
Appropriate Doctors (1, 2, 3) move to anti-matter universe. Normal Time Crash rules do not apply.
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Everything blows up Send the Doctor of your choice to a random square.
| Two Doctors
Appropriate Doctors (2, 6) move to
Normal Time Crash rules do not apply.
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Hold hands
Take another go
| AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Your companion faints – continue play as normal, but their powers are suspended for a turn.
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Hug a Companion
Take another go
| Are you my mummy?
Your companion gets touched by a zombie. Draw a new adventure and work out what’s wrong! You cannot use their power until its been solved.
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Tardis Malfunction
Walk for the next three turns
| “One, two…one…”
Temporarily forget your oldest companion – their powers do not work for a turn.
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Cannon Fodder
Play to preserve either yourself or your companion from death. X
| Commander Maxil
Miss a go, unless you are playing 6, in which case miss two gos. No effect if Maxil is your companion.
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The Oncoming Storm
One-time bonus against Daleks, which can be used to substitute for any item needed in an invasion against them.
| Oops! Trip over own scarf, miss a go (unless you are playing the 4th Doctor) |
Event One
Trap the Doctor of your choice in Event One X
| NNNYYAGH!
Come into contact with abysmal acting – miss a go while you recover.
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Musical Theatre
Your companion unexpectedly turns out to be gay. Ratings go up. Take another go.
| Terminus
Your companion finds a new calling – discard your oldest companion.
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Companion changes outfit
Take another go
| Torchwood
…are already working on your Adventure! Discard and pick up another one.
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Dumb Extra
In a faux-stirring moment, an extra destroys both itself and the bad guy. Complete your current adventure, then vomit.
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I’m half human, on my mother’s side
Miss a go to reconcile this throwaway comment with sixty years of established continuity… |
What what what?
Pick up a new COMPANION.
| Can’t I even say hello?
Flirt with everyone until your next turn, or miss a go.
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Runaway Bride
Accidentally pick up a passenger. Pick up a new COMPANION and move back a space
| Chan-tho
Speak like Chan-tho until your next turn.
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Mr Saxon will be very pleased
Pick a Doctor and force them to fail their current adventure. X
| The Watcher
Next time you regenerate, lose all your powers for a turn.
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Deus Ex Machina
When another Doctor finishes an adventure, then you may steal their success from them. X
| Cliffhanger!
Lose one of your items.
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Eye of Harmony – Secretly resurrect a dead companion – but if anyone notices you are using their powers again, miss a go to be torn apart by Canon Nazis. X
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Teraleptils
Your sonic screwdriver is destroyed
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What would the Doctor do?
Give the console a thump, and reroll your TARDIS path. X
| Teraleptils
Your sonic screwdriver is destroyed
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E-Space
Ditch your old companion and pick up a new one.
| Exile on Earth
You cannot leave Earth for the next three turns.
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…it also travels in time…
Pick up a new COMPANION
| Wave of entropy
The square you are standing on blinks out of existence. See Time Crash rules. Move as normal.
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Overcrowded TARDIS Pick up two new COMPANIONS | Galactic Yo-Yo
Next time you try to travel anywhere, land on UNIT HQ
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Cricket Ball Force the Doctor of your choice to drop their cards. |
Do I have the right?
You are hit by an impossible moral dilemma. Abandon your current adventure and start another.
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Show cancelled Use this card to (optionally) get rid of Amazing Grace with no penalties, if she’s getting on your nerves… |
TARDIS breakup
The emergency failsafe moves the entire TARDIS to a random square. Lucky, as it’s never worked before…
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Bigger on the Inside
Pick up a new COMPANION
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Cloister Bell!
Draw a new adventure
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Not the Mind Probe!
Start running and take another go!
| “What is it, Doctor?”
Define a random phrase from the list or miss a go. Take an extra go if you can
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The Enemy Within
The Doctor kisses his current companion. In a non-platonic way. Take another turn if you approve, miss one if you don’t.
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Not Earth again, Doctor!
If you are currently on Earth, then move to the corresponding square in Vortex/Space. And vice versa.
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So the Watcher was the Doctor all along!
Companion understands something daft instantly. Take another go to make up for the time spent explaining.
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42
Move to square 42
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Enlightenment
If Turlough is currently in play, he stops trying to kill whichever doctor he is with.
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Don’t wander off…
Your companion wanders off. Miss a go to find them.
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Steven Moffat is writing your episode
Take another go.
| “What is it, Doctor?”
Define a random phrase from the list or miss a go. Take an extra go if you can
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Temporal warp ellipse cut out?
For the rest of the game, you must move anti-clockwise when going on foot. |
Michael Grade hates you!
Regenerate!
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Raston Warrior Robots!
Better skip a go, and stay very very still. Alternately, move, lose all companions and regenerate in a scene too extreme for BBC…
| Android Invasion
Any Doctor on Earth…isn’t really on Earth at all. Move to the corresponding Space square.
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Companion befriends simpleton
Take another go
| Eric Saward is writing your episode!
Negates the effects of a massacre X
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Lawrence…?
You are murdered by the possessed corpse of your companion. Discard them, and regenerate.
| Restoration Team
The episode you really want to see is about to be released on DVD! Take another go.
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Everybody lives!
Next time you botch an invasion without failing it entirely, ignore any negative effects X
| Fury From the Deep
…has been found in the corner of the TARDIS junkroom. Take another go!
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Nerva
On your next roll, you land five squares further into the future than where you otherwise would have landed.
| The DARK side of my mind!
Mind-battle the enemy leader – and successfully solve the INVASION of your choice. If you are brave enough. X
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Beryllium Clock
An item you need just happens to be in the same square as you X
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White Guardian
Danger…danger…land exactly next time you need to thwart an invasion. X |
Bloodfasting
Keep this card, and regenerate if anybody else deals with one of your invasions (onetime) X
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The V-factor
Your companion has been turned into a vampire. Slay them and take another go, or let things continue as they are.
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Your companions are in love…
…with each other. Lose both, as they leave for a new idyllic life (only applies if you have multiple companions)
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The Black Guardian
…has corrupted your companion. Turlough rules apply – unless he is your companion, when he stops killing you.
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I had this friend…
Your companion has fallen in love with you, and won’t stop mooning. Take a go if you find this cute: miss one if not.
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Paradox machine
Undo somebody’s last turn (play directly after their turn) X
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Fanfiction
You have fallen in love with your companion. The only way to escape is to voluntarily regenerate.
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When drawing any “What is it Doctor” card, roll from this list for a definition (some taken from wikipedia)
