I ran outside and found a cadaver. He was dressed in denim from his head to his toe
But his visage was hidden face down in the snow.
So I put on my glasses and lifted his head,
I knew in that moment it was my neighbor Ted. We got along fine, he was always gardening late at night. In the snow. Someone had stabbed him. And then put the body on my lawn. I hope they find the guy. Anyhoo…
I picked up the phone, to call 9-11.
But then thought to myself, “Why spoil their fun?
They’re at home with their families, celebrating of course.
Why bother them now just to clean up a corpse?” I picked up an axe and a saw from my shelf.