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Two Ibadan: Yele, Laide and Me



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Two

Ibadan: Yele, Laide and Me.

The sound of the bedside phone ringing woke me up. I turned over
sleepily and found Nkem already sitting up in bed.

There were several sheets of paper on her lap. Sunlight was streaming


in through the opened window. I looked at my wrist watch and found that
it was eleven o'clock'. It seemed improbable. I felt as if I had only just
closed my eyes.

I turned to look at Nkem and from the snatches of conversation, I


could guess she was talking to one of her employees at the shop.

I got out of bed and found my way to the bathroom. Just at that


moment Mama Nima came in to ask if she could bring our breakfast
upstairs, as the rooms downstairs were being cleaned. I towelled my face
with a face flannel and walked back to the bedroom.

"I hope you slept well," Nkem asked as she looked up smiling.

"I certainly did; I actually slept like a log," I replied. "I neither dreamt
nor turned around."

"I bet you even snored," she teased.

"No way! I am sure I didn't do that," I objected vehemently. "I
wonder what it is that makes people snore?"

"I understand it's the sleeping position of the individual. If you go


to sleep on your back, I hear you're more predisposed to snore," Nkem
explained.

"That's interesting," I said. "I would have put it down to fatigue -


say a situation in which all your muscles were relaxed, especially your
tongue and the muscles at the back of your throat. That I would say
should predispose you to snoring."

"But how do you explain the daily snoring habits of people like


Mama Nima?" Nkem asked, smiling, "Your explanation fits only the
occasional snorer."

"I give up," I said, smiling and throwing up my hands, I strolled on


to the balcony and tried to see where the sound of the lawn-mower was
coming from. It appeared to be coming from the front of the house.
Nkem soon joined me on the balcony and poured orange juice into two

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glasses on the food trolley Mama Nima had just wheeled in. I sat down
on one of the garden chairs and took a long drink from the glass Nkem
offered me. It tasted most refreshing.

"You know I don't normally eat breakfast," I said.

"Neither do I," Nkem concurred. "Except on Saturdays. I never know
when I'll be able to take my next meal as soon as I step out of this house.
Saturdays are often the busiest day for us at the shop."

"Yes, how is your shop doing?" I asked, as I poured some pap into


one of the bowls.

"Very well I must say," she answered. "Easter is just a couple of


weeks away and the cards I have in stock are almost exhausted"

"I am eager to see what the place is like," I said, as I helped myself to


some akara balls and added some milk and sugar to my pap.

We soon finished breakfast and set out for the shop. I decided to take


my belongings with me, in case I was unable to return to the house later
in the day. It was already one-thirty pm when we arrived at Nkem's
bookshop - 'Anwuli'. This was the name she had given to the place and
it was most appropriate. Anwuli means 'Joy' in lbo and the structure was
actually a joy to behold even from outside. The bookshop was strategically
located in a busy shopping district. There was a 'No Parking' sign in front
of the building. Nkem drove in and parked her car in a garage marked
'Proprietor'. We entered the building through a side door which opened
into a carpeted corridor. The entire place was pleasantly air-conditioned
and insulated from the outside world. The short passage brought us into
the shop itself. The interior was most impressive. The shop was laid out
in two halves. The rear half, had a wide magazine stand, with an assorted
display of magazines. Next to it, was a second stand, showing a wide
display of Pop-Gospel records, in beautiful jackets. A smartly dressed
young man tended this half of the shop and appeared to be enjoying
himself immensely, as he swayed his body to the Gospel music a stereo
player was softly blaring out, somewhere in the back ground.

There was also an eye-catching display of wall murals, Nkem had


told me about. A soft glow of light illuminated the wares on the stands
and the effect, so created, was ethereal.

The second half of the shop was separated from the other by an


archway This half held a vast display of cards for every conceivable type
of social occasion. The range went from birthday cards to cards which
expressed condolences at the loss of a loved one. You also had invitation

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cards - the range of these went from wedding invitation cards, to cards
which invited you to picnics, christenings and house warming parties.

Some of the books on display were most intriguing in their titles.


A few of which were: "A Christian Way to Dieting", "The Power of
Positive Thinking", "The Joys of Being a Woman", and "The Art of
Understanding your Mate". Lastly, there was a wide display of African
and European works of fiction..

I was very much impressed by the serenity and ordered efficiency of


the place. It was the sort of place you visited on a shopping afternoon just
to look around and escape from the bustle and heat outside. However, on
this particular afternoon, there was a steady stream of customers entering
and leaving the shop through the glass flush doors in front. The two girls
at the check out counter were working flat out.

Nkem was busy talking to her shop supervisor and so I found my way


back to her office, which was situated along the corridor from which we
had entered the shop.

The office was a room you could easily like. It was completely cut off


from the rest of the shop. I settled into one of the easy-chairs and reached
for the current edition of Ebony magazine, which was on a stand, just
within my reach. As I sat, I wondered just how much it had cost Nkem
to set up a place like 'Awunli'. For, like everything Nkem did, 'Anwuli'
had a lovely appeal.

After some ten minutes, Nkem came into the room.

"Sorry love" , she said, apologetically. "I'll just make a couple of
phone calls and then we'll be on our way."

"That's perfectly alright, I'm very relaxed here," I assured her.

She finished with her phone calls after some twenty minutes and then
gave instructions to her supervisor whom she referred to as Rose. She
asked her to see that the pick-up van was taken to the house at Apapa;
and she was also to give her a ring at Odili's home if she didn't return to
the shop by closing time.

I glanced at my wrist watch, as we set out for my parents' house on


the mainland. I discovered it was already a quarter to four o'clock and
that we would simply have to hurry, if I was to catch my plane to Ibadan
later that day.

Fortunately for us, the traffic on the fly-over bridge, leading to the


National Arts Theatre was light and so we arrived at Eric Moore in just a
couple of minutes. Nkem had decided to get to my parents' house through

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Eric Moore Road, which was a more circuitous route, because she did not
want to hazard the chance of getting caught up in the notorious bottle-
neck jam at Western Avenue. We made our journey towards my parents'
home with considerable ease until we got to the Shell-Club! What we
drove into was a typical Lagos weekend sight. Apparently, there was
a wedding reception taking place at the Club and the barrage of cars
belonging to the guests, had spilled unto the road making it impossible
for cars to move two abreast. A queue of cars had consequently built up
in both directions. The motorists on either side therefore decided to take
turns in meandering their way across.

However, one female motorist in the other direction felt it was


her turn to move across but the taxi driver on our own side thought
differently. The end result was a splintered shattering of the head-lamps
of the two vehicles. The woman and the taxi driver hurled abuses at each
other whilst other motorists blared their horns and shouted at the two of
them to move their vehicles.

Nkem and I looked at each other in dismay to think that this should


happen just as we were within sight of my parents' house. This was
typically Lagosian and would most likely go on for hours until the police
or traffic wardens came to clear the mess.

We thought of how we were going to get out of the jam and, fortunately


for us, the other motorists behind us were thinking along the same lines
as we were. They had begun reversing and were making a right turn into
Bashiru-Augosto Crescent. Nkem and I quickly followed this alternative
route and in no time at all we were within sight of my parents' house.

However, that weekend appeared to be one for social functions, for


there was a barrage of cars parked in front of my parents' house that
afternoon and I wondered what it was they were hosting.

Nkem soon found a place to park her vehicle, but expressed the hope


that it wouldn't be hemmed in by another vehicle by the time we were
ready to leave.

We entered the house through a side gate which opened to the


courtyard at the back of the house. A lot of cooking was going on there.
There were the usual Togolese female chefs in attendance. My mother
usually hired them whenever she had an important social event to host.
The women were very competent and had done the cooking for my elder
sister's wedding celebrations.

Alice soon caught sight of us and came hurtling down the back steps



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of the kitchen to embrace us. She relieved Nkem and I of our bags and
led us into the house. The women greeted me warmly, as I passed by I
recognised the regular ones and enquired after their families. I asked
Alice what it was my parents were celebrating. As we went into the
house, she explained that it was my father's turn to host the meeting of
the landlords on our street. A feast was often expected at the end of such
meetings and my father had often come back to tell us how they had been
feted at the house of such and such a person at the end of one of such
meetings.

When we entered the central part of the house, I asked Alice to get


us some food. Just at that moment, my mother emerged from the sitting
room. She gave a cry of surprised delight when she caught sight of us.

"When did you come in?" she asked as she hugged Nkem and I to


herself.

"We've only just arrived," Nkem and I explained, as we stood in


greeting.

"Well, it's really good to see you two again," she said. "Sit down,


I'll be back in a minute," she said, as she hurried off to the back of the
house. Just at that moment, my father emerged at the doorway of the
sitting room calling after her urgently. He stopped in mid-sentence as
he spotted Nkem and I and gave a grin of obvious pleasure as he came
towards us. Nkem and I both greeted him, but he shook his head in mock
disapproval, as he came towards us, saying to Nkem in mild accusation:
"You are a very bad friend. So if Effua is not in town, we would not have
the pleasure of seeing you ?" Of all my friends, Nkem was my father's
favourite and he jovially referred to her as his second wife. Nkem, who
was overwhelmed with amusement tried to defend herself by explaining
that she had been very busy in the preceding months.

"But now that your friend is back you have re-emerged," my father


pointed out, as he continued teasing her.

"That is not entirely true Sir," Nkem protested. "I did call on one


occasion a couple of months ago, but I was told you were out."

"I don't believe you," my father replied. "You're only saying that to


excuse yourself."

"But you've got to believe me. I actually did come," Nkem


persisted.

"Yes, she did call," my mother, who was just joining us, said in


Nkems defence. "Don't you remember she brought you that basket

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of sweet pineapples you wanted to eat, all in one day?" my mother
reminded him, smiling.

"Oh! Yes! Yes!" my father exclaimed. "Indeed I now remember.


Please forgive me my dear child. I completely forgot, that was very
generous of you."

Nkem simply grinned in response

"Yes, the time you called was a particularly busy one. If I remember
rightly, it was towards the end of the financial year and that is a very
hectic period for Accountants throughout the Civil Service. So how is
your husband?" he enquired, kindly.

"He is very fine, thank you Sir," Nkem responded.

I had finished sorting out the books I wanted from the carton I had
asked Alice to bring from the store. They were old university textbooks
and I wanted to use them in preparing the series of lectures I was to
deliver at the FRCN Seminar.

"And you young lady, how are you? You keep growing thinner each


time I set eyes on you. I do hope you are fine?" He asked, as he turned
to me.

"Yes, I am alright Papa," I answered, smiling. "It's just that I am


working too hard."

At that moment my mother interjected by saying, "Alice was


supposed to be bringing you some food wasn't she?"

"Yes, she was, but I don't think we can stop to eat it now. I've got a


plane to catch at six forty-five," I said, as I glanced at my wrist watch.
"And it's almost six o'clock now."

"You don't mean you are leaving for Ibadan today?" my parents


asked, in surprised dismay.

"Yes, I am. But I'll be back tomorrow. The seminar at the FRCN,


which I spoke to you about, begins tomorrow. I am simply going down to
Ibadan to contact my Editor-in-Chief and drive down with my belongings
in my vehicle. I hope you still remember the seminar I told you I would
be attending as soon as I got back from Ethiopia."

"Yes, now that you've mentioned it, I clearly remember that you


said something about attending a seminar, just before you travelled" my
father said.

"So, we'll be seeing more of you then?" my mother said, in obvious


relief. But you should still take some food," she persisted, as she hurried
off to the back of the house. "I'll wrap it up so you can take it away."

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"Papa, I'll be back tomorrow evening," I said, in an attempt to
reassure my father

"It's alright then," he answered, as he prepared to go back to his


guests. "Nkem give my regards to your husband," he added, as he went
towards the sitting room.

"Yes, I will," she responded politely, My mum soon came back with


two parcels of roasted chicken.

"One is for you, Nkem," she said. 'And the other for you, Effua."

"My! This is great! Thank you Mama," Nkem and I greeted with
pleasure.

"Would you like some fried goat meat as well?" she asked, smiling as


she already knew the answer

"Ah! we certainly would not mind," Nkem and I said, laughing.


She returned to the kitchen and a moment later sent Alice to us with a
cellophane paper bag, full of large chunks of goat meat. I went down to
the kitchen to hug my mother good-bye. I found her dishing out a bowl of
jollof rice and moi-moi, which she also wanted us to take away with us.
My mother simply delighted in fussing over me. She and my father loved
me dearly and I knew it. However, deep within them, they still regarded
me as the little baby girl they had had in their middle-age. I loved them
too and appreciated their fondness of me; but had found it necessary to
impress it on them gently, but firmly, that at twenty eight I was not a
baby anymore and was adult enough to make my own decisions about
my life. Fortunately, they had respected this and the result had been the
unfolding of a deep trust and friendship, which I had come to cherish
over the years.

My mother responded to my embrace and appealed to me to drive


carefully on my way back the next day.

Alice stacked away the bowls of food in Nkem's car and then quickly


reminded me that I had not given her what I said I had brought her from
Ethiopia. I laughed and reached into my bag for a bottle of duty-free
perfume. I also gave her some naira notes too.

She leapt into the air with a joyful glee, clutching her possessions to


her bosom. Nkem and I laughed and got into the car.

Alice had been with my parents since she was five. She was the


daughter of my mother's cousin, who lived in Koforidua, in Ghana. My
parents had practically raised her and she was very much attached to
them. She often counted the monetary proceeds from the bakery for my

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mother. The bakery and domestic staff were under her shrewd and astute
control. For all her thirteen years of age, Alice was sharp and clever at
handling the workers. She was good to them but never allowed them to
get away with cheating my mother out of any of her profit or making
away with any of the equipments or ingredients used at the bakery.

Nkem and I responded to her cheery "Good-bye", as we drove away


from the house. I noticed it was past 6 o'clock and that we would really
have to make a go for it, if I was to catch my plane.

"Nkem we really have to hurry" I said slightly anxious.

"Never mind you just fasten your seat belt. We'll be there before you
realise it," she assured me, as she stepped hard on the throttle.

"Oh! no, we have to stop to get some fuel," she said, with mild


dismay, as she glanced at her fuel gauge. Anyway not to worry We can
get some at the filling station on Western Avenue". A couple of minutes
later, we pulled up at the station and had the tank filled.

As we drove along, I searched for my airline ticket in my bag and


made sure my passport and driving licence were still where I had put
them, in my wallet. After that, I settled down to watch Nkem tackle the
remaining fifteen kilometre stretch from the mainland to the domestic
terminal of the Murtala Muhammed Airport at Ikeja.

Nkem was a skilled driver. She managed to combine this superb skill


with polite consideration for other motorists. Watching her, I wondered
why other women couldn't drive the way she did.

I had actually taught her how to drive; but I'm afraid she now did


it with more grace than I did. What one often found amongst female
drivers were extremes of rudeness or timidity I am not certain which of
the two is less unsavoury. However, I am convinced that we could be
better drivers than some of our men folk, if only we would just perform
the task with the God-given grace we are endowed with.

I reached into the paper bag of goat meat and selected a big piece.


It tasted delicious and I invited Nkem to take a bite. She did so without
taking her attention off the road and promptly asked me to get her
"Another juicy piece". I laughed and found her one that matched the
description.

"Please, you'll have to explain to Odili why I couldn't see him before


Leaving town, as I had promised," I said as she drove towards the
domestic terminal of the airport.

"Never mind, I'll do that," she assured me. "In fact, I hope to see him



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as soon as I drop you off. He is certain to be playing tennis now; but he
often comes round with his friend, Brian, for a drink, after the game. I
hope to be able to save some of this meat for them - that is if I don't finish
it before I get home," she said laughing.

"Well you tell him that I'll be coming down to Lagos for a seminar


and that I'll certainly see him during that time"

"Alright, I'll do that," Nkem responded, as she smoothly brought


the car to a halt at the parking lot. Luck had been on our side and the
road leading to the domestic terminal of the airport had been remarkably
free for a weekend. We quickly dashed into the airport building and I
made my way to the checking-in counter, for passengers travelling to
Ibadan. I presented my ticket and was given a boarding-pass. Just at that
moment, we heard the announcement: "This is announcing the closure of
checking-in formalities for flight Ft-006 to Ibadan ..."

I quickly turned round to hug Nkem good-bye.

"Be sure to let me know the minute you get back to town. Leave your
phone number with the children, even if I am not at home."

"I'll do that," I promised, smiling. "Thank you for a lovely weekend".


I made a dash for the departure lounge.

I made it just in the nick of time. I joined the other passengers waiting


to be bussed to the tarmac to board the plane. There were very few of
us and the cabin of the Fokker-Friendship jet, which was taking us to
Ibadan, was only sparsely filled.

I settled down by a window seat and fastened my seat belt. A short


while later, an air-hostess brought me some biscuits and some orange
squash. I refused the biscuits but accepted the squash.

I made a mental note to phone my Editor-in-chief, as soon as I


arrived in Ibadan. I was anxious to find out, if he had received the report
I had filed in from Addis-Ababa. Secondly, I also wanted to know what
arrangements had been made for my accommodation during my stay in
Lagos.

The flight was a short one and we were circling good old Ibadan, with


its corrugated iron roofs, before I knew it. I quickly gathered my bags
together, as we prepared to land but remained in my seat until the landing
was completed.

I was fortunate to find a taxi to take me home as soon as I left the


airport building. Home was a five-bedroom house, which I shared with
two other friends, whom I had met during my National Youth Service
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Year. All three of us had been deployed to serve at the government
owned radio station O.Y.O. there in lbadan. We got on well, right from
the start and the management of the broadcasting house, had found us
decent accommodation. We liked the house; and coupled with that, we
had found the landlord and his family to be charitable and pleasant. When
the service year was over, all three of us had decided to stay on in lbadan.
The landlord and his wife, were only too willing to continue having us
as their tenants. The house was situated in a very large compound, at the
Bodija Estate (an upper middle class area) of lbadan. There was a two-
bedroom bungalow in front of the house; but there was still enough room
in the compound for all three of our vehicles at a time.

I let myself into the house with my keys and, as I did so, I noticed


that Laide and Yele's cars were out. However, the security lights were on
and so were two of the lights in the sitting room. The radio was also on,
but turned down low. I knew the girls were out, but had left the radio and
lights on, to give would-be 'Trespassers' the impression that someone
was home. I switched off the lights in the guest room downstairs and then
went up to my bedroom. I set down my bags on the bed and went to the
toilet to ease myself.

I made that call to my Editor as soon as I emerged from the


bathroom.

"Is that you Effua?" I heard him say, after his wife, who had picked


up the phone, had put him on the line.

"Yes, Chief," I replied, with a smile. He sounded as if he had his ever


present pipe at the corner of his mouth; whether it was filled with tobacco
or not, was another matter entirely. "Oh! welcome back," he greeted me,
enthusiastically.

"Thank you Chief," I responded.

"We got your report via telex," he went on. "It was a job well done.
It's likely to be the cover story for the coming publication. I like the
angle from which you approached the genesis of the Chadian crisis; it
was a good write-up."

"I'm glad you liked it," I answered smiling.

"Now, about Lagos; I am particularly sorry that we'll be losing
you Effua, but you are really the only person I can entrust the job to.
Furthermore, I know you've had good experience as a radio journalist?"

"Well, I don't particularly mind being in Lagos for a while, but I


would like to know what arrangements Personnel has made for my

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accommodation during the period."

"Oh! that has all been sorted out," he assured me. "I made enquiries


about that myself. I understand a suite has been reserved for you at the
Guardian guest house and the Controller of the FRCN training school,
was telling me, on the phone, only this morning, that you had been
booked into a suite at the Ikoyi hotel. So you just make up your mind
which of the two you prefer."

"That sounds okay then," I answered.

"I've also asked the accounts department to prepare an out-of-station
voucher for you. I presume you'll be travelling tomorrow in your car?"
he asked.

"Yes, I will," I answered.

"Then you should be getting some mileage allowance. I'll instruct
Accounts to include that as well. Is there anything else you would like to
know about?"

"No; I should think not for now," I answered.

"Well you let me know if you run into any difficulties."

"Alright, Chief, I'll do that."

"Be sure to drive carefully down to Lagos tomorrow," he advised,
before ringing off. I heard the telephone click at the other end and
replaced the handset in its cradle. I felt relieved; the two accommodations
he had spoken about were indeed comfortable. It was also good to know,
that I would be earning some extra money for being in Lagos. I knew my
Chief Editor had been responsible for ensuring that I got the best. He was
a tough taskmaster, but also a likeable person. He gave superb leadership
and expected a lot in return from his subordinates.

I soaked some garri (fried, ground cassava) in a bowl with water,


washed off the shaft, then filled the bowl up with some ice-cold water. I
sliced off some portion of the richly spiced roast chicken, my mother had
given me and took the whole lot on a tray into the sitting room.

The National Network News was just starting on television, as I settled


down on the rug with my meal. I followed the News, as I ate, but after
a short while, I discovered that the bulletin contained very little 'Fresh
News'. Most of the news items had been given on earlier broadcasts and
quite a number had been 'over-flogged'. Shortage of news items was a
common feature of most newsrooms over the weekend. I wondered why,
Editors on radio and television especially did not get around the problem
by reducing their duration of broadcast on such days.

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I switched off the television set and then left a note for the girls on the kitchen table, saying that I was back and that there was some chicken in the fridge I then went upstairs to take a shower and pack some of my belongings into a suitcase for my trip the next day. When I got into bed, I discovered just how tired I was. I fell asleep almost instantly.

"Oh! Go away," I heard myself saying, as someone tried to pull the bed covers off me. It was morning and Yele, in her mischievous manner was doing her utmost to wake me up. She had earlier poked her finger into my ear, but so far, I had resisted her efforts to wake me up.

"Please, Yele, leave me alone," I begged sleepily.

"Never!" she replied. "Wake up Sleepy Head," she drolled into my ears as she began to nibble it. Yele was the most boisterous and hilarious of the three of us; and when it got into her head, she could be a pest with a capital P, as on this particular occasion. I was just wondering what I had done to deserve this bit of harassment, when Laide barged into the room singing - "Tara!!! Everyone, see what I've got," she announced, happily. I gave up my resistance and sat up to see, what it was all about. She was bearing a white squarish box and gaily flicked off its lid, to reveal a beautiful lemon coloured heart-shaped cake, with the words -'Happy birthday darling' written on it.

"Laide! this looks almost too good to eat!" Yele said, as she rushed forward to take a closer look at the cake. Laide gave a satisfied grin, as she gingerly set the cake down on the bed.

"It's a beautiful cake," I commented, as I leaned over to take a closer look. "Its such a pity I'll be missing all the fun," I added.

"Ah! Ah! Why?" Yele and Laide asked, with open protestation.

"You forget I am attending a seminar in Lagos starting tomorrow?" I asked with a smile.

Yele rolled her eyes heavenwards, saying: "But we fixed the party purposely for today, so that you could join in!" she said.

"We hoped you would at least spend a week with us before going off again," Laide said, in her usual soft manner, but with obvious disappointment.

"Sorry love," I answered with an apologetic smile, "But you see the matter is completely out of my hands. I've got to fill in for my Editor and the seminar starts tomorrow," I explained as I got off the bed to go to the bathroom.

"Did you see my note last night?" I asked, as I towelled my face. I had



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to shout to be heard, as Yele had turned up the volume of the stereo.

"Yes we did." Yele answered. "It was quite some roast chicken. Laide


and I had a lovely night-cap with it."

Laide was still looking pensive at the thought of my going away


again, when I walked back to the room. We were all really attached to
each other in spite of the fact that we had different careers and basically
separate social lives. Yele was a graphic artist with a large multinational
advertising agency. Laide on the other hand, was a producer with the
Radio O-Y-O.

The house was never the same whenever any of us was away.

"You're sure you can't possibly stay for the party? Dale will be
disappointed." She said wistfully.

"You give him my love," I answered. "By the way, I've got something


for him," I added, as I reached into my closet for the present I had secured
for the occasion. It was a set of six different coloured towels with 'Dale'
monogrammed on each. I had had them done the last time I was abroad.
I had also bought him a bottle of my favourite men's perfume; I felt it
would suit Dale's debonair personality."

"Oh yeah!" Yele exclaimed with characteristic enthusiasm, as she


rushed forward to admire the gifts. "I feel jealous," Laide said with a
gentle smile. "I don't believe I've got a gift as lovely as this for him."

"You tell that to the Marines!" Yele and I exclaimed, with amused


protestation.

"Who does not know that you've bought up half of the gift department


at Kingsway Stores to give Dale for his birthday and that is apart from the
huge box of presents, Regina your cousin, who is an air-hostess, brought
back with her from Senegal. I saw her smuggling the gift up to your room
the other evening, but I've just decided not to say anything. So sing me
another chorus," Yele said with arms akimbo, as she teased Laide.

"All I can say is that you've got extra eyes fixed to the back of that


head of yours," Laide responded coolly, with an amused smile. Yele and
I simply burst out laughing at that.

"Who baked the cake?" I asked.

"Oh! Domino stores. I actually placed an order through my aunt a
couple of weeks back. Her driver just delivered it this morning."

"It's a very attractive cake" I said. And I honestly wish I could stay


back for the party; unfortunately I've got no other choice open to me,
other than to respond to the call of duty in Lagos."

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"What a pity," Yele said. "Never mind we'll save you some of the
cake. And Laide, I suggest we start leaving for town if you still intend
starting the party at seven o'clock, it's well past mid-day and we've still
not got ingredients for the salad nor the moi-moi. When are you leaving
Effua?" She asked, as she came up to lean her full weight on me.

"As soon as I finish packing," I answered, as I put away a jacket into


my portable wardrobe. "I'm already late as it is. I hadn't planned on
waking up this late," I added.

"Is that to say we won't be seeing you when we get back?" she


asked.

"I'm afraid so," I answered, as I stuck my bottle of astringent into my


hold-all.

"Well you take care on the roads," she said. 'And we'll ensure that


you get your fair share of the cake," she called out, as she went down the
corridor,

"And the Champagne too," I called out after her.

"Champagne is contraband," Yele answered, as she went down the
steps.

Yele had boundless energy and a keen sense of humour, which made


it impossible for life to be dull when she was around. She was definitely
a tomboy; but nonetheless a dear friend and a reliable one at that. She
did most of the weekend shopping and ironing around the flat. She was
however a lousy cook. The only thing Yele could successfully cook
even with all our teasing and teaching was scrambled eggs. I suppose
this was a consequence of having lived very comfortably in the United
States as a Rockefeller student for seven years. Yele was nonetheless an
unassuming person in spite of her privileged background and remarkable
achievements. She had an M.Sc in graphic design from the much
renowned Massachuses Institute of Technology in Boston. I understood
she was also one of the best three Giovanni, the Advertising Company
she worked for could boast of; and that Giovanni was a Multinational
concern with branches throughout Europe and West Africa. Yele was
attractive in a striking way, although you couldn't say she was actually
beautiful. She was physically arresting and had a superb combination of
feminine elegance and a masculine vitality, which made her an exciting
and vibrant person to be with.

Laide was the mother of the house. She did most of the cooking


around the house although she ate very little herself. She simply enjoyed

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the sheer pleasure of turning out exotic dishes. Her features were petite
and delicate, but at the same time pretty. I guess it was her features that
made men get easily attracted to her - they simply wanted to protect her.
Laide however, had a lot of steel beneath that demure and gentle exterior
of hers. She had tremendous strength of character and a serenity, which
was not easily ruffled. She was, most important of all, a compassionate
friend - the kind you wanted to share all your earthly woes with. Laide
had read Theatre Arts at the University of Ibadan. She was at this time
engaged to Dale: her childhood-sweetheart, whom she was utterly in
love with. She was certainly much older than Yele and myself in spite of
her youthful features. She often behaved like the big sister that she was.

"I made you some chicken sandwiches for breakfast," she said, as she


got up from bed.

"Thank you dear," I answered, as I put some clean handkerchiefs into


my hold-all.

"And remember to give us a ring as soon as you arrive in Lagos." she


added.

"Yes I will," I promised.

"Effua! I forgot to tell you something vital," Yele shouted, as she
bumped into Laide at the doorway.

"What is it?" I asked expectantly.

"It's only meant for your ears," she said in a loud and conspiratory
whisper. "Beware of Norman Obi when you get to Lagos; a little bird
tells me he has brewed you a very potent aphrodisiac; and that there
is very little chance that you'll escape his amorous clutches this time."
She ended this ridiculous tirade with a yell which almost pierced my
eardrum. I reacted swiftly by grabbing my hair brush and aiming at her
head. She ducked smartly and was out of the room in a flash.

"Drive carefully, Effua!" I heard her call out, as she and Laide


prepared to leave the house.

"Una good morin 0" I heard Mama Biodun call from downstairs.

Mama Biodun was our daily help, who came in each morning to clean
the apartment.

Snatches of the conversation she was having with Yele and Laide


drifted up to me.

"Ah! ah! Mama Biodun you look funky this morning," Yele teased.

"Abi o!" The woman responded with excitement and the good
humour that was so much part of her.

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"Me sef I be lady ke!" I heard her add.

"Mama Biodun, I hope say you go come our party for evening?"

"Yes of cos, if una invite me," I heard her reply "Abi una think say I
no go fit dance electric bugaloo?"

This was followed by cheers and laughter, from Yele and Laide. I


guess the woman was actually demonstrating to them instantly, that she
could actually do the 'Bugaloo'.

"Wey Biodun sef?" I heard Laide enquire after the woman's nine


year old daughter, whom we all doted on. Biodun often accompanied her
mother to the flat at weekends to help her with the cleaning.

"She dey for back yard," I heard the woman explain. She dey hang the


duster wey we take clean floor."

"Okay 0! Mama Biodun, we dey go town," I heard Yele say to the


woman.

"Is alright make una go come," I heard her respond.

Just at that moment I heard Biodun's youthful voice greet: "Aunties
good-morning," I could almost 'hear' the small curtsy which, I was
certain, followed that. Biodun was a fine credit to her mother She was
not only very well-behaved, but also spoke remarkably superb English
for a girl from a humble background such as hers.

I heard Yele revving up the engine of her 'Land Cruiser'; whilst Laide


called out; "Mama Biodun we are taking Biodun to town with us"

"O.K.! Make una buy sometin come." I heard her answer, as she


continued with her chores. Biodun was an endearing girl - the kind you
wanted to have with you all the time. We never missed an opportunity to
have her with us or accompany us on our weekend shopping trips.

I got out my toilet bag and headed for the bathroom, It was all quiet


around the house except for Mama Biodun's singing, from a room
downstairs.

It was a warm day and so I wore a light cotton Adire print material,


which was sewn in a becoming French Culotte Skirt, with a blouse to
match. For my footwear, I put on a pair of 'Roman Sandals'. I took a
look at myself in the mirror and I liked what I saw. I guess you could
describe me as being of average height, but my sparse weight, thanks to
my job, gave the illusion that I was tall. I was actually only 5ft 7ins and
not particularly extroverted too. I've often heard people refer to me as
being detached, whilst others prefer the term 'Reserved'. A very small
percentage believed I was shy and finally, a small category thought I was

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a snob. I am probably a combination of all the given descriptions minus
the snobbery bit. I honestly have too strong an awareness of my personal
imperfections to be that.

I briskly made my way down with my suitcase and hold-all. I also


managed to drape my raincoat over my shoulder.

"Hey Aunty Effua," Mama Biodun called out with pleasure, as she


ran forward to relieve me of some of my luggage.

"I no sabi say you don return," she said.

"Yes, Mama Biodun, I returned last night, but unfortunately I am
leaving again today," I explained, as I took a quick look at the Sunday
newspapers. I often spoke to Mama Biodun in good English, because I
hadn't acquired the art of speaking 'Pidgin' English fluently - although I
had actually gone out of my way to learn it. Yele and Laide did a better
job of speaking it than I did. One often found it a very useful form of
communication, when interacting with the less literate members of our
society. You immediately put them at ease and they therefore found it
easy to identify with you.

"Where you dey go again?" Mama Biodun asked, as she set my


breakfast on the table.

"Lagos Mama Biodun."

"Na wa O! When I just dey tank God say you don return."

Speaking rapidly in pidgin English, she eventually came round to


what it was she really wanted to talk about, which was finding a vacation
job for her nephew, Rotimi. I knew the boy well. He was a second year
Mass Communication student, at the University of Lagos. He was also
a genial person and had been to the house a couple of times. He was
apparently his aunty's responsibility.

"He don tey wey Rotimi dey fin work bot him never see." She


explained. "Na me wit Papa Biodun dey train am, bot he bin good if him
fin job take help himself for dis dem long holiday," she added.

"But you should have told me about this earlier than now Mama


Biodun," I scolded mildly. "There are so many people trying to get
vacation jobs at this time and there aren't that many vacancies at the
Guardian either," I said.

"I beg no vex my dear sister. I no sabi say work dey dear like dis for


dis time," she said.

"Anyway, you ask him to write a letter of application, using this


address," I said, as I wrote out the name and address of the Personnel

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Manager of the Guardian newspaper, on the back of a call card for her.
"He is to post it by Monday at the latest," I added.

"Thank you Aunty Effua," she greeted, as she took the card from me


and tucked it into her brassiere. "He go write am today" she assured
me.

"Ask Laide to let me know, if he doesn't hear from them within the


next two weeks. I hope to speak to the Personnel Manager on the phone,
as soon as I get to Lagos."

"I hear," she answered, as she picked up her duster and continued


with her cleaning.

Mama Biodun was a Seventh-day Adventist; which explained why


she cleaned the flat on Sundays and not on Saturdays. Saturday was for
her the Sabbath and the day of rest and so, she worshipped at her local
church on this day and cleaned out our flat on Sundays. We had originally
found this an awkward arrangement, but as time went on, we had got
used to it as, we indeed also got used to Mama Biodun; her singing and
good Christian cheer.

She took my luggage out to the car. Meanwhile, I went out to the


kitchen to fill a thermos flask with a cold drink. It was one-forty-five and
the sun was blazing high up in the sky. I was certain it would rain later
on in the day, but in the interim. I had a hot and gruelling two-hour drive
ahead of me.

I found Mama Biodun trying to give my dusty looking Renault, a


quick wash. I asked her not to bother, as I was taking the car to the
garage, to be serviced and given a quick wash, before setting out.

The garage, where I normally serviced the car was virtually empty,


when I arrived there. The attendants, who were glad to see me again,
after such a long break, greeted me warmly and gave me prompt service.
They changed my spark-plugs, checked my oil gauge, changed my worn
fan-belt and eventually greased all the nuts and bolts in the car. I finally
got the car washed and the petrol tank filled. The entire exercise took
exactly forty-five minutes, and cost me five hundred Naira. I paid my bill
and left the boys a generous tip.

It was a few minutes to three o'clock, when I eventually set out. At


the Polytechnic bus terminus at Sango, I debated with myself, whether or
not to stop for a group of girls, who were waving me down for a lift. They
were apparently students, who had come down to Ibadan from Lagos to
spend the weekend.

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They looked harmless enough, but one could never be sure. One
often heard bizarre stories of harmless girls turning out to be ruthless
criminals or car snatchers, the moment they got into your vehicle.
Anyway, I found myself slowing down and opening the front, and rear
doors of the car for them to get in. They quickly did so and thanked me
effusively for stopping. One of the girls had joined me in front whilst the
other two settled at the back. I increased the power of the air-conditioner
and slotted a Bob James number into the cartridge player. Apart from
the odd Eric Gale or Bob James Jazz numbers, soul, rhythm and blues
were my first love, musically speaking. I felt very poised for the journey
ahead and in a matter of minutes, I had left Ibadan behind me and got on
the expressway leading to Lagos. A look in the rear mirror, told me the
two girls at the back were fast asleep. The girl in front wasn't. She sat
huddled in her seat.

"I hope you are not feeling cold?" I asked. "You could close the ports


of the air-conditioner if they are facing you directly," I said, indicating in
the direction of the air-conditioning system, which extended to her own
side of the car.

"Oh no, thank you. I am alright," she replied. She was a pretty girl,


aged between eighteen and nineteen, probably less, but I wasn't sure.
She obviously had breeding and seemed to be appreciative of either my
dress or my person, because she kept stealing cautious glances at me.
After a while, I asked her her name.

"Maruwa Chikodili," she answered.

"And where in Lagos are you going?"

"The University campus at Akoka," she replied.

"I see; and what course are you reading?" I asked, after a slight
pause.

"Engineering," she answered.

I was taken aback. She saw my expression and laughed.

"My father is an engineer, so are my two elder brothers. I also


understand my grandfather was a blacksmith," she added for effect.

"So it runs in the family."

"Well you could say so," she responded softly with a smile. Tell me,
is your father the same as Chikodili Associates?" "Yes!" she replied
enthusiastically.

"Oh now I see." I replied.

I knew the construction company. It had a foreign partnership and

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had been affected by the government's indigenisation decree. I believe
it had become a legitimate venture as it had acquired the government's
stipulated sixty percent Nigerian ownership.

"Are you a journalist?" She asked.

"Yes I am," I responded. And how did you guess?"

"I saw a press label on your rear wind-shield."

"I see," I answered.

"But apart from that your face looks familiar," she persisted.

"Really?" I asked, with mild intrigue.

"Yes, and I could almost swear I know your name already. But what


is it?" She asked with laughter.

"Effua Solueze," I said smiling.

"I thought as much," she said with childlike glee.

"Now let me tell you the rest. You work for The Guardian and you


have a weekly column, which I simply love reading. You really do have
a remarkable way of putting across your thoughts. You have an uncanny
way of getting to the heart of the matter in your analysis of very intricate
and complex political issues, and if I may say so, you do this with greater
clarity than so many of your colleagues - male! or female!

"Well, well, well. Isn't that generous of you." I answered, for want


of something better to say. "But can you tell me which particular articles
you so greatly enjoyed or admired?'

"Well, for a start, I liked your article on the return of Chief Ojukwu


and I also enjoyed your write up about the genesis of the Chadian crisis-I
understand there is to be a follow up article to the last one?" She asked.

"Yes, there is," I responded, genuinely flattered now that I was


convinced she was actually a regular reader of my column. Several
people had actually complemented me on those two articles she had
mentioned. My Editor-in-chief had actually said that my views on those
two issues as expressed in those articles, were the most in depth and
original he had heard or read.

"Do you smoke?" Maruwa turned to ask me after a lengthy silence.

"No, I don't," I answered, with my attention fixed on the highway.
"Why do you ask?"

"Because I genuinely thought most journalists did and more frankly,


because I am learning to. I tried smoking at the party we attended
yesterday and it almost choked me to death."

"And why do you have to smoke if you don't enjoy it?" I asked.



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"So as to be accepted and because everybody else is doing it," was
her candid reply.

We had arrived at the toll gate at this juncture and so I paid the fare


and collected my ticket before making any response. The two girls at the
back were obviously fatigued and still fast asleep.

"Why do you have to smoke to be accepted?" I asked with interest, as I


turned to look at her. She was obviously an intelligent young woman and
a self assertive one at that, but it would also be wrong to underestimate
the strength of the peer-group pressure that she was under.

"Well, everyone on campus is doing it and you kind of feel strange


and left out, when you don't." She sounded embarrassed and at the same
time touchingly youthful.

I was silent for a short time as I pondered my response. My heart


went out to her, as I began to fully appreciate what she was going
through. Growing up and discovering her own identity was proving to
be a rather painful business for her. Here she was a 'Chrysanthemum' in
every sense of the word, totally unspoilt and desperately trying to find
her foothold in a social milieu in which her personal ethics, as taught to
her by her parents and teachers (at the Catholic boarding school I was
sure she had attended), were being scorned as staid and unfashionable
by her new peers at the university. I silently prayed she would find that
foothold, which she so desperately sought, amidst a decent peer group,
who would convince her that it was still alright to remain as unspoilt and
uncomplicated as she chose to be.

"Maruwa, you don't have to do something you don't like or enjoy


to be accepted by anyone," I said. "You actually owe it to yourself to
remain what you are, and there will come to be some people, who will
love and admire you for just that. I know, from first-hand observation,
that artificiality never earns people either love, or lasting respect. You
don't get deep self-satisfaction from it either." I continued, "And
inevitably, the people you try to impress, see through your facade and
come to despise you for it."

"But it's so uncomfortable being different," she insisted youthfully.

"Yes, I know," I answered, feeling wise and old. "It takes courage
to be different and stick by your principles: but believe me, it's a much
easier course to take in the end. You not only come to terms with yourself,
but also find that at the end of it all, you are a much happier person too.
Let's face it my dear, it's really yourself that you have to live with at the

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end of the day. I personally believe, that its important for each of us to be
happy, to be what we are as persons, for it is only then, that we can fully
earn the love and respect of those around us."

"Can I have your address please?" She asked, as she reached into her


bag for her diary.

"Well, I am based in Ibadan actually; but I am going to be in Lagos for


the next three months. I am participating at an FRCN seminar. However,
you can reach me through the main switch board at the broadcasting
house. The number is three-one-double-zero-eight-nine. You just ask
them for the training school," I said.

"I am not certain what extension I am going to be on, but you just tell


them you want Effiia Solueze." I spelt Solueze for her.

"Huh! I am so glad to have met you," she said, as she brought out a


comb and a mirror from her bag.

"It's been nice meeting you too Maruwa," I answered with a smile.

She reached out to the back and roused her two companions. I asked
them if it was alright for me to drop them off at Barracks bus stop. They
said it was and so I pulled up for them at a convenient spot. The girls got
out quickly after thanking me profusely. Maruwa quickly shot her head
into the car through the open window to say one last good-bye and to
express the hope that we would meet again in the future.

"I hope so too," I responded softly. "Good-bye and do take care of


yourself." I gently edged my way into the fast moving traffic, as I set out
for Victoria Island. I rolled down the glass on my side and then switched
off the air conditioner. It was a quarter to five o'clock and I estimated,
it would take me approximately twenty minutes to get to Victoria Island
via the Third Mainland Bridge. I had made up my mind I was going
to stay at the Guardian Guest House. It was a familiar residence. I had
stayed there on two previous occasions, when I was in Lagos and had
quite enjoyed it. Apart from that, it had a homely warmth which a hotel
would normally lack.

I selected a cartridge with a recording by Manu Dibango. It was a jazz


instrumental number and it kept me company, unobtrusively, on the last
few kilometres stretch of my journey.

I arrived at the guest house at precisely five-twenty-five. I made


enquiries at the reception desk and was told a reservation had been made
for me. The girl consulted a register and said that suite sixteen was mine.
I collected my keys and made my way to the elevator. One of the porters

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came forward to assist me with my luggage.

The premises of the Guardian Guest House was indeed attractive. It


had about three separate chalets for the very senior employees of the
Guardian newspaper, who came to Lagos with their families. The main
block was a six storey building with each level holding five suites. I soon
arrived at suite sixteen. It was a single one and was complete with a
bath, a toilet and a tiny shower. A balcony attached to it revealed a lovely
view of the lagoon. I set my bag down on the bed and gave the porter a
tip. I made a survey of the place after he had left and I liked what I saw.
There were fresh clean white towels in the shower and bathroom and
both the hot and cold water taps were functioning when I tried them.
I douched my face with cold water and decided to attend the evening
Mass at the Catholic Church of Assumption at Falomo. It was only a ten
minutes drive away from the guest house and my wrist watch was saying
a quarter to six. Evening services in most Catholic churches in Lagos
began at six o'clock and so if I hurried, I guessed I would be just in time.
I made a quick check, to see if I had my New Testament Bible and my
rosary with me in my bag and fortunately I did, so I simply picked up my
umbrella and raincoat and left the room.

I arrived at the church gates just as the bells for Mass were chiming. It


was six on the dot and the clouds had darkened ominously; a heavy storm
was brewing and so I took not only my umbrella, but also my raincoat
with me as I got out of the car.

My car was parked just within the church's main gate and as I hurried


towards the church itself, a passing vehicle blared its horn and flashed
its lights at me. Someone in the car waved, as I looked up; but since the
car looked unfamiliar I simply continued into the church just as the first
pellets of rain came down.

Indoors, the service had begun and I found myself unwinding as it


progressed. I thoroughly enjoyed the service as I often do, when the
congregation is only a handful. I lost myself in the beautiful singing of
the choir. Most of the hymns were familiar ones and I happily joined in
the singing. The sermon too was indeed stimulating and was delivered in
a succinct fashion by the officiating Dominican priest; the message clear
and simple. Christianity, he pointed out, transcended what he termed
'Ritual Church Attendance'; it was a way of life which transcended mere
daily or weekly church attendance. According to him, we could only
begin to appreciate the all-pervading power of this religion only if we had

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our eyes focused on the person whom Christ was and the teachings he
had left behind. It was only when we allowed his teachings to permeate
every area of our daily living, that we could really be called followers of
Christ and then reap the joy and strength that come therein.

The eloquence of the priest and the clarity of his logic, transformed


the sermon, from a stereotyped Sunday church sermon, to a clear
message, which was not only thought-provoking, but also possessed a
ring of simple truth.

I was glad I had attended the service and as I joined the rest of the


congregation in singing the closing hymn, 'Praise to the holiest in the
heights'. I promised myself I would attend more of such evening services
in the months ahead. There is something deeply satisfying about a church
service attended by a small congregation, whose attention is keen and
whom you feel have a real need to worship.

It had stopped raining by the time Mass was over. The whole place


was awash with the rain. The pleasant smell of the hot caked afternoon
earth, which had now been cooled and dampened by the rain, rose to my
nostril, as I walked to my vehicle. It was just some minutes past eight
o'clock, when I arrived back in my suite at the guest house. The first
thing I did, was to give my mother and Nkem a ring. Nkem, I understood,
was out and so I left my phone number with Dorcas, as I had promised
Nkem I would. My mother, on the other hand, was home and had actually
been waiting for my call and was relieved to learn I had arrived safely.
I, thereafter, unpacked my suitcase and took a quick shower. I settled
down to watch television after I had rung the kitchen staff and asked
them to bring me up a club sandwich and a cocoa drink. The meal arrived
promptly and I settled in bed with it, as I watched television. There was
an interesting and extremely amusing local drama sketch 'Ichokwu', just
beginning as I switched it on. I laughed right through it all; after that, the
network news came on. I stayed up to listen to it, but thereafter, decided
to call it a day, as I had a busy schedule ahead of me the following day. I
called the switchboard before turning in. I asked them to give me a ring
at half past five the following morning, and for the third day in a row, I
slept like a log.

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