PENGUIN:
Tell the captain or driver
or whatever to raise anchor now!
Once the Penguin and his men enter the yacht, the boarding ramp folds up and the anchor is reeled in. The yacht begins to leave the harbour.
EXT. GOTHAM HARBOUR – NIGHT
Some distance away from the Yellowtail yacht, something begins to rise out of the murky greenish harbour water. A sleek, matte-black craft punches through the surface. This is the Batboat, Batman’s main means of transportation on and under the water.
INT. BATBOAT – NIGHT
Batman is at the controls of the Batboat, with Robin seated behind him.
ROBIN:
Now that was cool, almost
cooler than the car. Almost.
Batman pushes a button of the dashboard. The windscreen then becomes a heads-up display, showing coordinates and other annotated information. The display highlights the Yellowtail.
BATMAN:
That is Cobblepot’s yacht.
ROBIN:
It’s moving out; he knows we’re
after him.
INT. YELLOWTAIL – NIGHT
The Penguin storms out of his stateroom.
PENGUIN:
I can’t stay on this boat, he’ll find me!
Him and that idiot kid sidekick! Get me...
backup. And I’m using the sub.
The Penguin’s henchman, who is walking alongside him, speaks into a walkie-talkie
HENCHMAN:
Ready the sub.
INT. SUBMERSIBLE BAY– NIGHT
The Penguin enters the submersible bay, a small room with a tiny one-man submersible painted black and white suspended over a miniature moon pool. The submersible is lowered into the water, and the Penguin is helped inside. Once the Penguin has sealed himself into the submersible, it is dropped into the water.
INT. BATBOAT – NIGHT
A blip appears on the heads-up display, showing a smaller object originating from the Yellowtail yacht.
ROBIN:
They jettisoned something.
BATMAN:
Penguin’s personal escape sub. We’re
going to submerge.
Batman flips a switch on the dashboard and the ballast tanks fill with water. The Batboat disappears back below the surface.
EXT. GOTHAM HARBOUR – UNDERWATER – NIGHT
The water is as murky below as seen from the surface. Visibility is dangerously low. The Batboat’s headlights activate, the xenon beams penetrating the brackish ocean.
INT. BATBOAT – NIGHT
Robin looks out the windscreen as Batman adjusts the controls.
ROBIN:
Actually, I can’t see a thing.
BATMAN:
Visibility is terrible, but we have
BATMAN (CONT.):
...sonar to see for us.
ROBIN:
Just like a bat.
BATMAN:
Exactly.
Batman locks on to the Penguin’s sub, which is barely visible and a good distance in front of the Batboat.
BATMAN:
Locking on...
ROBIN:
Fire one!
Batman flips up a cap on the joystick that steers the Batboat and pushes down on the button.
EXT. BATBOAT – NIGHT
Two missiles exit from concealed launchers. The missiles leave a stream of bubbles in their wake.
EXT. PENGUIN’S SUBMERSIBLE - NIGHT
The Penguin steers his submersible to narrowly avoid the missiles.
INT. PENGUIN’S SUBMERSIBLE – NIGHT
PENGUIN:
One thing about penguins...
they can seem ungainly on land,
but underwater...another story!
INT. BATBOAT – NIGHT
ROBIN:
Missed!
BATMAN:
Not...exactly.
EXT. PENGUIN’S SUBMERSIBLE – NIGHT
The two missiles collide into each other some distance in front of the Penguin’s submersible. There is a small explosion, and a wave emanates from the destroyed missiles. The wave hits the Penguin’s submersible. All of a sudden, the engines stall.
INT. PENGUIN’S SUBMERSIBLE – NIGHT
The dashboard and interior lights in the submersible go dark.
PENGUIN:
What?!
EXT. PENGUIN’S SUBMERSIBLE – NIGHT
Crippled, the submersible floats dead in the water.
INT. BATBOAT – NIGHT
ROBIN:
Was that like...an EMP
or something?
BATMAN:
Yes, with a three metre radius
so we’re not affected.
Batman speaks into a radio handset.
BATMAN:
Gotham Coast Guard?
COAST GUARD OFFICER (OVER RADIO):
Yes, this is the Gotham Coast Guard.
BATMAN:
There’s something for you to pick up.
I’m sending the coordinates.
Batman puts down the radio.
BATMAN:
We’re done. Let’s head up.
EXT. BATBOAT – NIGHT
The ballast tanks empty and the Batboat heads for the surface, breaking through the water line. The Batboat speeds away, winding in-between the various ships docked at the harbour, all of a sudden, a figure standing in the middle of the ocean appears.
INT. BATBOAT – NIGHT
ROBIN:
Who’s that?!
BATMAN:
What floats on water?
ROBIN:
Uhhh...styrofoam? Oil? Rubber duckies?
BATMAN:
Ice.
EXT. GOTHAM HARBOUR – NIGHT
Mr Freeze is standing on a small platform made of ice, floating in the middle of the harbour waters. He raises his ice cannon and creates a solid wall of ice in front of him.
INT. BATBOAT – NIGHT
The wall of ice is visible through the windscreen and the boat is fast approaching it.
ROBIN:
Stop! You’ll hit it!
Instead, Batman pushes the Batboat faster.
EXT. BATBOAT – NIGHT
The Batboat crashes at full speed through the wall of ice. However, Mr Freeze is nowhere to be found.
INT. BATBOAT – NIGHT
ROBIN:
Huh? Where’d he go?
EXT. BATBOAT – NIGHT
Mr Freeze is on the back of the Batboat. He struggles to climb onto the roof above the boat’s cockpit. He aims the ice cannon down and freezes over the top of the roof to weaken it. Then, he tries to smash through with his fist.
INT. BATBOAT – NIGHT
The knocking is audible.
ROBIN:
Uh...someone’s a-knocking.
BATMAN:
Brace yourself.
EXT. BATBOAT – NIGHT
Batman launches the boat out of the water. It does a spin in the air, during which Mr Freeze falls off. The Batboat then lands back in the water, creating a large splash.
INT. BATBOAT - NIGHT
ROBIN:
Let’s...let’s not do that again.
BATMAN:
We’ve dropped him, but we haven’t lost him.
EXT. BATBOAT – NIGHT
A pillar of ice about ten feet high shoots up from the water, with Mr Freeze standing atop it. Looking down, he aims the ice cannon at the Batboat, but the watercraft avoids the ice cannon rays.
Finally, Freeze hit his target. The Batboat is quickly encased in and surrounded by ice, unable to move forward on its own.
MR FREEZE:
My quarrel is not with you, Batman.
Mr Freeze creates a ramp with the ice cannon which he walks down. Then, he freezes the water in front of him to create a path back to land, walking briskly and creating more of the path as he walks.
INT. BATBOAT – NIGHT
ROBIN:
He got us! He actually got us!
BATMAN:
Brace yourself.
ROBIN:
What?! Again?!
Batman pulls up a lever on the floor next to him.
EXT. BATBOAT – NIGHT
The cockpit ejects out of the Batboat chassis, leaving the rest of the boat frozen in the water. The cockpit flies twenty or so feet into the air, and then lands in the water some distance away from the chassis as floats form around the base.
INT. EJECTED BATBOAT COCKPIT – NIGHT
ROBIN:
Let’s not do that one again either.
The windscreen is caked in a thick layer of ice.
BATMAN:
This won’t do.
He presses another button and the windscreen jettisons, falling into the water. What’s left resembles a small speedboat.
ROBIN:
How about what’s left of the Batboat?
Won’t they trace it back to you?
Batman does not reply. Instead he presses a button on the dashboard and sets off a sizeable explosion, engulfing the empty chassis in white flames that melt away the ice and destroy the shell of the Batboat.
ROBIN:
I didn’t mean blow it up.
BATMAN:
In this line of work, one must learn to...
sacrifice.
ROBIN:
And one must have lots of money, too.
BATMAN:
It helps.
Batman steers the ejected Batboat cockpit back to the docks. On their way, they pass a coast guard boat with a large crane attached to the back. Hanging from the crane and floating on the surface of the water is Penguin’s submersible, which has just been retrieved. Batman pulls up next to the coast guard boat.
BATMAN:
Open the hatch.
COAST GUARD OFFICER:
We’re on it.
A diver who is already in the water climbs onto the submersible and opens the hatch.
INT. PENGUIN’S SUBMERSIBLE – NIGHT
The submersible is empty apart from the frogman staring into it.
DIVER:
It’s empty!
ROBIN:
He’s escaped! Where would he be now?!
BATMAN:
The last place he thinks we’ll look.
(Turns to Coast Guard officer) Thanks.
INT. PENGUIN’S OFFICE – NIGHT
The Penguin sits nervously behind the desk in his office, soaking wet and dabbing at his forehead with a towel. He tries to reassure himself.
PENGUIN:
This is the last place they’ll look.
Several bodyguards, a few more than usual, stand guarding the Penguin. They all nod in agreement.
EXT. ROOFTOP – NIGHT
Batman and Robin are perched on a rooftop opposite the Iceberg Lounge, surveying the lounge using two pairs of long-range binoculars.
ROBIN:
So we crash in through the skylight?
BATMAN:
No. We need a subtler approach
for this one.
ROBIN:
Subtler?
EXT. ICEBERG LOUNGE ENTRANCE – NIGHT
Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson have joined the queue to enter the nightclub. It is not too long, and it is soon their turn. They are stopped by a burly bouncer.
BOUNCER:
I’m sorry, no entry.
BRUCE WAYNE:
I’m afraid you misunderstand, I’m
Bruce Wayne!
BOUNCER:
I know who you are Mr Wayne, but
I’m afraid there’s no entry for
children under 18.
DICK GRAYSON:
But I want to see the seals!
BRUCE WAYNE:
And the penguins.
DICK GRAYSON:
And the penguins!
BRUCE WAYNE:
Anyway, isn’t this the Iceberg Lounge
AND Restaurant?
BOUNCER:
Uh...uh...
BRUCE WAYNE:
What sort of business invests so much
in an arctic-themed restaurant
and doesn’t open it to kids?
The bouncer opens his palm. Dick looks at Bruce pleadingly.
BRUCE WAYNE:
Okay, okay.
He hurriedly pulls out several twenty dollar notes and stuffs them into the bouncers open hand. The bouncer smiles.
BOUNCER:
Right this way.
INT. ICEBERG LOUNGE – NIGHT
Bruce and Dick enter the Iceberg Lounge. Dick takes in the lush kitsch of the lounge’s decor.
DICK GRAYSON:
Wow, this really is something.
BRUCE WAYNE:
What it really is is a front for
half the criminal activity in Gotham.
DICK GRAYSON:
Shh! Not so loud.
Bruce Wayne produces a handheld computer and casually taps at it, as if showing Dick a new game. On the screen are the schematics of the Iceberg Lounge. He taps at it with a stylus.
BRUCE WAYNE:
These are the schematics for the
Iceberg Lounge. The lounge and restaurant
Takes up two storeys. Now the Penguin
Will be in his panic room, which will be
Attached to his office...here.
INT. PENGUIN’S OFFICE – NIGHT
Batman and Robin burst through the door. They are met with four guards in suits, wielding handguns. After some trouble and a few discharged shots, they dispatch the goons. The chair is turned around, its back facing them. Batman cautions for Robin to wait, but Robin runs behind the desk and spins the chair around. As expected, it is empty.
ROBIN:
He’s not here! And there doesn’t appear
to be any panic room attached to this office.
BATMAN:
Schematics are often altered to conceal
sensitive or secret rooms.
Batman looks around the room, tapping at the walls. They all sound solid. All of a sudden, the Penguin’s chair slides back, alarming Robin. The Penguin pops out of the revealed secret compartment. He is wielding one of his trick umbrellas.
ROBIN:
An umbrella? Seriously?
PENGUIN:
Don’t mock me, boy.
The Penguin pushes a button of the wooden handle, and a sharp medium-length blade emerges from the tip of the umbrella. Penguin begins to dodge and parry, as if the umbrella were an epee. Robin retrieves a short stick hanging from his utility belt. It extends into his bo staff. Batman joins the fight, trying to protect Robin.
The scuffle continues across and out of the office, and into the lift.
INT. ICEBERG LOUNGE PRIVATE LIFT – NIGHT
Elevator music plays in the lift, which is large enough for a three-way fight to take place, as Batman, Robin and the Penguin continue to melee.
INT. PRIVATE LIFT LOBBY – NIGHT
Batman, Robin and the Penguin exit the lift and continue fighting through the lift lobby. The Penguin exchanges his umbrella for another one hanging in the lobby. Batman throws a pellet against the wall as he and Robin run out of the lobby while the Penguin retrieves the other umbrella. The pellet releases thick smoke. The Penguin opens the umbrella, shielding himself and pushing through the smoke.
INT. ICEBERG LOUNGE – NIGHT
The Penguin chases Batman and Robin into the main restaurant area of the establishment. The patrons panic and some begin to rush for the exit. The Penguin aims the umbrella at Batman and Robin.
PENGUIN:
I was saving this one for an occasion
Just like this!
The umbrella is actually a modified automatic rifle/machine gun. He aims the weapon and fires away at Batman and Robin, who dodge the shots. Bullet holes appear in the walls and pillars of the restaurant.
PENGUIN:
It’s not like I can’t pay for
that kind of damage.
The Penguin runs down to catch up with Batman and Robin. Penguin continues to shoot as he closes in on them, alarming the seals and penguins in the ornamental lagoon in the middle of the lounge.
Batman flings several batarangs in quick succession at the Penguin, but the Penguin opens his umbrella and the batarangs bounce harmlessly off its surface. The Penguin continues to shoot. The bullets puncture the fibreglass “iceberg” in the centre of the ornamental pool and cause the animals further panic.
ROBIN:
He’s going to kill one of those seals!
BATMAN:
He’s in enough trouble as it is,
even if he doesn’t.
One of the Penguin’s bullets punctures the rim of the pool. Water gushes out of the hole. This takes the Dynamic Duo by surprise. The Penguin walks up to Batman and Robin. Batman tries to rush to Robin’s aid but the Penguin gets to the Boy Wonder first.
PENGUIN:
Can’t a man make a decent living in this
town without killing a child?
ROBIN:
Screw you, asshole.
PENGUIN:
Well, just look how you’ve raised
this boy, Batman.
BATMAN:
I raised him to stand up to...
All of a sudden the lagoon begins to bubble. A cold mist emerges from the water. The animals appear confused. A platform of ice about seven feet tall shoots up from the water, the penguins and seals narrowly dodging it. Atop the platform is Mr Freeze. Freeze forms a ramp just as he did in the ocean earlier and walks down it.
MR FREEZE:
To stand up to evil.
PENGUIN:
Ah very good, here comes the muscle.
ROBIN:
He’s a scientist.
The Penguin ignores Robin.
PENGUIN:
Now Freeze, help me take care of...business.
MR FREEZE:
As you wish.
Freeze turns the ice cannon on the Penguin. The Penguin slowly reaches into his coat pocket and retrieves the remote control. He waves it mockingly in the air. Mr Freeze does not waver.
MR FREEZE:
You cannot threaten me.
PENGUIN:
Of course I can. I threaten the whole
city every day!
BATMAN:
Dr Fries, please...
MR FREEZE:
As I told you earlier, my quarrel
is not with you. Keep out of my
affairs.
BATMAN:
Dr Fries, I would advise you
not to take things...
Freeze turns the ice cannon on Batman and flash-freezes him.
MR FREEZE:
I am finished with taking advice.
ROBIN:
Hold on one second, you do did
not just do that!
MR FREEZE:
If I must, I will.
Mr Freeze flash-freezes Robin as well. The dynamic duo are now nothing but ice statues.
MR FREEZE:
Back to you. What happened to being an
upstanding businessman?
PENGUIN:
Don’t you understand? It doesn’t
matter how you make the money,
all that matters is if you make it!
MR FREEZE:
You would kill someone’s wife?
Someone’s parents? Someone’s child?
PENGUIN:
Yes. I would!
MR FREEZE:
You are more a monster than I will
ever become.
PENGUIN:
Sure, I may have eccentric tastes.
But ultimately, I am a practical man.
Take for example the circus that came
to town. If they’d just paid me a token
sum, they would not have a pair of dead
aerialists on their hands. Though I admit, it
may have been a mistake to let the kid live.
Somebody crosses me, I take care of it.
Like I will do with you now, Victor.
The Penguin jams down on the button. Everyone is stunned for a moment. However, nothing happens. Freeze smiles behind the helmet. The Penguin looks confused and jabs at the button several more times. He now looks frustrated. The Penguin opens the back of the remote control, revealing that the batteries have been removed.
PENGUIN:
You...
The Penguin is flash-frozen mid-sentence.
MR FREEZE:
A child could have just as easily
removed those batteries. I will now destroy
your world, as you have destroyed mine.
Mr Freeze stands for a moment, the Penguin, Batman and Robin frozen around him. He then turns the ice cannon on various fixtures in the lounge, freezing them solid and then smashing them to smithereens. Chairs, tables, paintings hanging on the walls, they all fall victim. Finally, Freeze turns his attention to the ornate chandelier hanging above the lagoon. He freezes it over and it falls, crushing the fibreglass iceberg and sending the animals swimming to the edges of the pool.
MR FREEZE:
Everything is incomplete without the
falling chandelier.
All is silent for a moment. Suddenly, a crack is audible. Mr Freeze spins round to see Batman struggling to escape from the ice. Inexplicably, the ice falls off in chunks, freeing Batman from the encasement. Mr Freeze watches as Batman breaks Robin out of his own block of ice.
MR FREEZE:
Impossible. Nobody can free himself
Without assistance!
ROBIN:
The man is crazy prepared. Brr.
Batman dispenses four pills from a capsule on his utility belt, passing two the Robin and taking two himself.
BATMAN:
To ward off tissue damage.
MR FREEZE:
Impressive. I now feel compelled
to apologise for doing that.
ROBIN:
No sweat, Dr Fries.
MR FREEZE:
However, there is one man who, on the
contrary, owes me an apology.
Freeze turns to Penguin, still encased in ice.
BATMAN:
Let me bring him in, Fries.
MR FREEZE:
No.
BATMAN:
Killing Cobblepot will not cure your
wife’s disease.
MR FREEZE:
Who said anything about killing him? I
will keep him in this state for my
amusement, just as I was his.
ROBIN:
I’m sorry man, but that’s not how
justice works.
MR FREEZE:
I will not let a boy lecture me about justice.
BATMAN:
This boy is in every position to do so.
MR FREEZE:
You will not deny me my...
BATMAN:
Your revenge?
ROBIN:
Please, not this again.
Mr Freeze raises the ice cannon and points it at Batman.
MR FREEZE:
You will not be able to recover so
quickly the second time in ten minutes.
BATMAN:
You didn’t design it to kill.
MR FREEZE:
No. I was not a killer.
ROBIN:
Was?
MR FREEZE:
However, I have learnt that
sometimes it is the only way
people will listen.
ROBIN:
That’s a slippery slope, man.
Freeze turns the cannon onto Robin.
ROBIN:
Holy...
MR FREEZE:
Be. Quiet.
Freeze slowly presses in on the trigger. All of a sudden, Batman throws a batarang straight at Freeze’s helmet. It embeds itself in the Plexiglas. Freeze is visibly taken aback. A small red diode on the batarang blinks three times. A small explosion follows, knocking Freeze out. He falls backwards onto the floor.
BATMAN:
Threaten me, but never threaten...him.
Robin is silent.
Batman touches his finger to his ear. We hear a slightly distorted voice on this other side.
VOICE:
Commissioner Gordon speaking.
BATMAN:
Commissioner, the Iceberg Lounge. Now.
INT. ARKHAM ASYLUM – NIGHT
The Penguin, soaking wet and shivering, is shown being escorted to his cell by two guards in full SWAT uniform.
INT. ARKHAM ASYLUM – FREEZE’S CELL
Mr Freeze is seen sitting on his bunk in a specially-conditioned low-temperature cell. His face is covered in scars from the exploding glass helmet, which have been treated.
MR FREEZE:
Now, Batman, my quarrel is with you.
EXT. ROOFTOP FACING ARKHAM ISLAND
We pull out across Gotham Bay. Batman and Robin are perched atop a rooftop with a clear view to Arkham Island. The Bat-signal comes on, casting the iconic silhouette onto the clouds. Batman looks up, taking a moment to look at it. He then launches his grapnel gun at another building some way across. Robin does the same. Batman leaps first, swinging off into the night, followed by Robin.
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