Baloo's bugle volume 21, Number 9
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- JOKES RIDDLES
- Football Riddles
- SKITS
- “One Step At A Time”
- Muscle Building Champs
OLYMPIC DRAMAHave den line up on stage. One Scout steps forward and announces that this is the first international exhibition of a new Olympic event. This is the cue for the rest of the Scouts to grin as wide as possible. The narrator announces that this was the Standing Broad Grin. HOLDING A BAT Cub #1: Do you know how to play ball? Cub #2: Yes, of course! Cub #1: How do you hold a bat? Cub #2: By the wings! SKATE? Cub #1: Can you skate? Cub #2: I don’t know. I can’t stay up long enough to find out!
Cub #1: Why are baseball stadium seats so cold? Cub #2: Because FANS sit in them!
Cub #1: What is harder to catch the faster you run? Cub #2: Your breath!
Cub #1: Why is tennis such a loud sport? Cub #2: The players raise a racquet.
Cub #1: If you were in a race and passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in?” Cub #2: 2nd place!
How many teams can you name by these descriptions?
SKITSCUB OLYMPICSUtah National Parks Council Characters: TV reporter, 4 Cub athletes getting ready for the Cub Olympics. Props:
TV reporter: We're here today to interview the athletes at Pack _____ as they prepare for the challenge of this year’s Cub Olympics. As you can imagine, it takes months of training and hard work to get these athletes ready to compete. Let's see how they are preparing themselves for the big competition. (turns to Cub #1 with microphone) Tell me, how are you getting ready for your event in the Olympics? Cub #1: I'm practicing my throw for the discus event. (demonstrates how to throw discus using Frisbee) TV reporter: Great form! (turns to Cub #2) And you – can you tell us how you are preparing to compete? Cub #2: I'm polishing my javelin for the javelin throw (polishes pole with a rag.) TV reporter: Good luck! (turns to Cub #3) What are you doing today? Cub #3: I'm practicing for the standing broad jump. (does a couple of practice jumps) TV reporter: Fine! (turns to Cub #4) And what are you doing to train for the Olympics? Cub #4: I'm brushing my teeth! (uses basin of water and toothbrush --pretends to brush teeth) TV reporter: Brushing your teeth! What Olympic event could you possibly be training for? Cub #4: I'm training for the International Olympic Cookie - Eating event! (pulls out bag of cookies and stuffs some in his mouth.) “One Step At A Time”Grand Teton Council CHARACTERS: “Senior” Scout (Den Chief, Denner, Webelos), Junior Scouts SETTING: All Scouts are on stage as skit starts. CUB 1: When I grow up I’m going to be the world’s greatest broad jumper and jump like this (Jumps about 1 foot and falls down) SENIOR: Well, You’ll have to remember to take it one step at a time, one step at a time. CUB 2: Well, I’m going to be a high Jumper and win a gold medal like this...(jumps and falls flat) SENIOR: Well, just remember that you’ll have to take it one step at a time, one step at a time. CUB 3: Well, I’m going to be a world famous baseball player and hit homeruns like this (swings and falls) SENIOR: Fine, fine, but remember to take it one step at a time, one step at a time. CUB 4: I’m going to be the world’s best slam dunker (dribbles imaginary ball across stage and slam dunks it, falls) SENIOR: Sure, sure, but remember to take it one step at a time, one step at a time. CUB 1: Say, what are you going to be when you grow up? SENIOR: Why, I’m going to be the greatest marathon runner that ever lived’ (Turns and starts to walk away, but trips over shoe lace) ALL: ONE STEP AT A TIME...ONE STEP AT A TIME Muscle Building ChampsGrand Teton Council Characters: 6 boys in uniform, holding props as described below. Setting: All boys come on stage and speak their lines. ALL TOGETHER: We excel in building muscles We’re champs at that, you see; Just listen to our stories And I’m sure you will agree. (Each boy steps forward as it becomes his turn to speak.)
(Holds up toy skunk, other boys hold their noses.)
(Pulls out small hat from behind his back and tries desperately to fit it on his head.)
(Pulls out bag of cookies and begins eating.)
(Rubs head, with painful expression on face.)
(Removes sweat shirt to show colorful padding on arms and legs.)
(He counts slowly 1 — 2 — as curtain closes.) Directory: bbugle bbugle -> Perseverance head west young man bbugle -> Baloo's bugle volume 22, Number 2 Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future bbugle -> Baloo's bugle volume 16, Number 10 "Make no small plans. They have no magic to stir men's blood and probably will not themselves be realized." bbugle -> Baloo's bugle volume 22, Number 6 The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance Download 472.29 Kb. Share with your friends:
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