On everything we eat or drink an brochah we must say
and all of those who hear you speak should answer with amen.
Chorus:
Before and after eating food, don’t forget what you must do
thank Hashem for giving you the good food that you eat.
On matza, bread or challahh roll this is what you say
and all of those who hear you speak should answer with amen
Hemotzi Lecem Min Hoaretz this is what you say.
On grape Juice or on Kidush wine...
Borei pri Hahofen...
On cookies or on a piece of cake
Borei Minei Mezonos...
On apples, pears and other fruits
Borei pri Hoeitz...
On potatoes and tomatoes that grow from the ground
borei pri Hoadama....
On Ice cream, candies, meat or drink
Shehakol nihyeh bidvaro...
On Every Continent
On every continent
Each fruit is different
In color, in taste and name
No two are quite the same.
The colors on things that grow
Are bright as a new rainbow
Hashem did this wondrous thing
To make life more interesting.
The taste and smell, are easy to tell,
They make all the fruits seem so inviting
And when they’re ripe, each one is a different type
That’s what makes the world so exciting.
The taste and smell…
Ha’eitz
Red Cherries, blueberries, oranges they pack in crates
Plums and peaches, the seforim teach us, are all Ha’eitz
Tangerines and Olives green, grow on trees high in the air
Apricots and coconuts, prunes or pear.
Purple plums fit on your thumbs, apples red or Macintosh
Say Ha’eitz on all these fruits before you nosh
Nice round grapefruit, different shape fruit grapes red or yellow green
Climb those twigs to reach those figs or nectarines.
Pomegranates from the holy land avocado, also dates
It’s amazin’ that on a raisin we say Ha’eitz
Filberts, almonds even walnuts
Almost all the big and small nuts.
On an eitz is where they grow, even pistachio
Filled with juice they then come loose,
Wrapped in shells or in their peel
From their tree right down to me, a tasty meal.
Found Some Peanuts
Found some peanuts, found some peanuts, found some peanuts
In the earth
And right after I found some peanuts I could see what they
Were worth.
Crushed some peanuts, crushed some peanuts, crushed some peanuts
Without much toil
And when I crushed some peanuts I got
Lots of peanut oil.
Went for cotton, it was gotten, made some wicks so clean
And white
I put those wicks in my oil and I lit them
For a light.
Oil for frying, oil for baking, oil for shmeering
On hands or cheeks
Oil for salads, oil for cooking or for fixing
A door that squeaks.
Got some money to buy some honey and dropped the peanuts
In the middle
I said Borei Pri Hoadoma and I had some
Peanut brittle.
Found some peanuts, ground some peanuts first one time
Then another
Sprinkled salt upon those peanut and I had some
Peanut butter.
Peanuts roasted, peanuts toasted, peanuts cooked
And peanuts fried
You can find a new use for peanuts no matter
How many you’ve tried.
Fruit
There’s no such thing as a watermelon tree
There never was and there never will be
I guarantee, you never will see a water melon
Pri growing on a tree
It’s round and green, red in between
Take my advice and try a slice
Each and everyone weighs about a ton
You’ll lose your wits spitting out those pits.
I guarantee…
There’s no such thing as a strawberry tree
A tree that grows a strawberry
And I say nope there is no hope
Of a tree that grows a cantaloupe
Or if a tree grew a honeydew
And the wind blew, it can land on you
They’re safe and sound, growing on the ground
Borei Pri Hoadoma for them is found.
Or if a tree grew a honeydew…
So Hashem...Your Lunch Is Packed
Your lunch is packed, so get ready to go
There’s lots of Brochos that you want to know
On all those foods you love and drinks that flow.
After a year of learning in school
You still need a place to learn the rule
A place that teaches you where all things grow.
Which Brochos you can say and which you can’t
On food from a tree or the ground or a plant
L’man Hashem you’ll learn just what to say
Really gotta teach you, right now come in to visit Tzvi
Really gotta show you, come in and see my grocery.
Come in, come in there’s lots to see
Come in, and keep me company
Come in, into Tzvi’s grocery store.
Puff The Kosher Dragon
Puff, the Kosher dragon, lived in Palestine
And frolicked in the synagogue
And drank Shapiro’s wine.
Little Rabbi Goldberg, loved that Kosher Puff
And fed him lots of Matzah Balls
And other Kosher stuff.
Then one day it happened, Puff was eating pork
Little Rabbi Goldberg took, that dragon for a walk
Gently he explained him, that dragons don’t eat meat
That comes from little piggies, that have dirty, filthy feet.
Then Puff became Bar Mitzvah, put on Tefillin every day
Wrapped in his Tallis, that’s the way he prayed
Made Brochos before eating, Bentching after every meal
Imagine how religious it made that dragon feel.
Now, there were some people, who did things just for spite
They’d curse Jews and attack them, just to get into a fight
When Puff the dragon heard this, he let out a mighty roar
Now, those wicked people aren’t with us any more.
Now, Puff the Kosher Dragon found himself a bride
Now, little Kosher dragons are his source of pride
They’ll grow up doing Mitzvos, learning Torah, praying too
And Rabbi Goldberg teaching them, what Kosher dragons do.
Now, you who may be listening, may think we’re making fun
But deep down in the story, is a moral for everyone
If dragons wear a Kippa, keep Shabbos and Kosher too
Then you can learn, like Puff did, how to be a real good Jew.
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