The Plague Dogs

"If you drive it down towards me, gentlemen, I shall know what to do, shan't I? You might find it hung up to dry, eh, by the time you get down for lunch?"

'Wi'owt he's ett it Msself," remarked old Routledge, to a general laugh as the minibus moved off again.

"Mr. Ephraim sat on the parapet of the bridge in the cool November sunshine.

Below him the brown Duddon chattered between its rocks. A late grey wagtail, dark-backed and clear yellow beneath, bobbed and flirted its way upstream from stone to stone and a robin twitted autum-nally in a half-bare mountain ash.

With a thrusting heave of its buttocks, a black-faced Herdwick scrambled up from a peat-rift and trotted away through the ling, while far beyond, the cloud shadows followed one another in ripples across the great slope of Stonesty Pike. On the Cockley Beck clothes-line, two or three brightly coloured dishcloths were cracking like whips in the wind.

Mr. Ephraim noticed little and felt less of the lonely scene around him. As much as he could, he avoided being alone, for all too often the memories induced by solitude would speak with the voices of hell. He thought of his father and mother, gone without strength before the pursuer; then of his Aunt Leah, vanished more than thirty years ago into the night and fog of desolate Europe, slain by God alone knew what sword in the wilderness. His elder brother Mordecai, weeping with shame, had given evidence, for the sake of truth and justice, in the libel action brought in London during the sixties by the infamous Dr. Dering, the self-styled experimental research expert of Auschwitz. Yes, it was indeed more than thirty years, thought Mr. Ephraim, since the whirlwind had passed and violence had covered the mouth of the wicked; yet still the pestilence walked in the dark places of recollection; and no doubt for him it would always do so. He forced his thoughts towards better memories; of the Danube, rolling broad and smooth through Austria; of its cities and vineyards. When the evil began he had been only a little child. His mind, like a frightened dog, crept miserably back to the place whence he had tried to expel it.

He recalled, one after another, the years during which he had grown up and had journeyed at last to this cold, northern land of idle, half-hostile gentiles who concealed their hearts and never spoke their thoughts--or not, at all events, to strangers. And here he was, breaking the sabbath among peasants in a cold wind, for the sake of recovering, insofar as anyone could, some part of that substance and standing which his family had once known, before their dispossession and--and murder.

"It's a bad world for the helpless," said Mr. Ephraim aloud.

He stood up, stamped his feet on the hollow bridge and strode back to the car. This wouldn't do. He must, as so often before, snap out of it. There was as yet no sign of the farmers descending the fell. However, there was no harm in being prepared for the chance of action. Some of the men had thought it more than likely that the dog, if it were on the fell at all, would take alarm quickly, slink away well ahead of the gun line and come down into the bottom. Mr. Ephraim took his own gun out of the car, loaded and cocked it, put on the safety catch and propped it against the wing. Then he fell to scanning the hillside through his binoculars, first the Grey Friar, then the Crinkle Crags and finally Hard Knott to the west.

Suddenly he tensed, swung the glasses a second time towards the foot of Hard Knott Pass, adjusted them to give a clearer foreground focus and then remained gazing intently. A smooth-haired, black-and-white dog, not particularly large, was approaching the Duddon along the line of the tributary beck from the north-west. Through the glasses he could distinctly see round its neck a green, plastic collar.

Mr. Ephraim, trembling with involuntary excitement, bent down and slipped the safety catch of his gun. Then he returned to studying the approaching dog. Its belly was mud-stained and he could just perceive, along its muzzle, what looked like specks of dried blood. But more remarkable and arresting than all else--and at this Mr. Ephraim stared, at first incredulously and then with growing horror and pity--was a deep, hairless cleft, barely healed, pink as the inside of a rabbit's ear and showing the white marks of stitches running clear across the skull from nape to forehead--a terrible gash, giving the dog an unreal appearance, like some macabre creature from a Kafka fantasy or a painting by Hieronymus Bosch.

Mr. Ephraim shuddered. Then, to his own surprise, he found the lenses of his binoculars blurred by tears. He brushed them away with the back of his hand and as the dog came nearer, bent down and began gently slapping his knee.

"Komm, Knabel Komm, Knabe!" called Mr. Ephraim. "Armer Teufel, sie haben dich auch erwischt?"

The dog stopped on the road, looking up at him timidly. Then, as he continued to call it and to talk in a low, reassuring voice, it came slowly forward, tail down, eyes wary and body tensed to run at the least sharp noise or movement.

As soon as he saw the man, Snitter stopped uncertainly, both fascinated and repelled, tike an underwater swimmer who perceives some large, strange creature, eel or ray, among the coral. He paused, on the one hand overcome by fear and the sense of danger, on the other powerfully drawn by the hope of hearing a kind voice, by the desire to be patted, to stand on his hind legs, put his front paws against human knees and feel his ears scratched. The man removed from in front of his eyes the two dark, glassy circles, bent forward encouragingly and began to call to him in a low, gentle voice. The ringing sound which, ever since he had woken on Hard Knott, had been creeping by Snitter upon the heather, intensified. It flowed, he now knew, not from his own head but from the strange man's; or rather, it was flowing back and forth between the strange man and himself. The ringing was a vortex, a circling funnel of sound, broad and slow at the top, but descending rapidly inwards to a dizzy, spinning hole which was at once both the pierced centre of his own brain and the barrel of a gun pointed at his muzzle. Whirling circles of time past--his own time and another's--were contracting upon that present where the strange man stood patting his knee and calling to him.

Snitter went hesitatingly closer. And now, he perceived clearly, there was, pouring both towards and from the strange man, irresistible as a swift current, a flux--shaggy, with bloody hide--composed of terror and inflicted pain, of ruin, grief and loss. Frightened, he shrank trembling against the stone wall as the road before him filled with a river of inaudible sound--noiseless indeed, yet clear as those unreal threads of light which in summer drought appear like trickling water across short grass on the hills. Children's voices he could hear, weeping and calling for help as they were swept away; women's, clutching after them and crying in agony; men's, trying to utter prayers and fragments of liturgies cut short as the flood engulfed them. Mockery, too, there was, and echoes of mean, cruel violence. Clearly through all, as of a tree visible behind drifting mist, he continued to be aware of the actual voice of the man, calling him authoritatively yet kindly to approach. This voice, he now realised, was that of Death; but Death who must himself die--had himself died--and would therefore not be hard on a mere dog. In this place there was, in any case, no distinction between him who brought life to an end and him whose life must be ended. He himself, he now knew, was carrying death as a gift, both to bestow and to receive. He padded forward again, deliberately entering the spiral of cries and voices, and in so doing heard more loudly the ringing in his own head, now become a part of their lament. As he went slowly on in the bidden direction, the whirling spiral stretched and elongated, tapering to a point that pierced him, a sharp arrow of song: and this arrow he retrieved, carrying it obediently, as he had carried the wind's song on the fell.

"From Warsaw and from Babylon The ghosts will not release the lives. A weary burden falls upon The groping remnant that survives. So this distracted beast contrives His hopeless search as best he can.

Beyond the notebooks and the knives A lost dog seeks a vanished man." Snitter came to the car. As he had hoped, the man stooped and patted him; then, with a hand under his jaw, gently lifted his head, scratched his ears and examined his collar, speaking to him soothingly and reassuringly as he did so*. Bemused, he found that he was wagging his tai! and licking the lavender-soap-scented fingers. Then the man opened the rear door of the car, leaned in and patted the seat, his black glass tubes dangling forward on their strap. He made no attempt to drag or lift Snitter inside, only continuing to talk to him in a quiet voice of sympathy.

Snitter clambered awkwardly into the back of the car and sat down on the seat, his nostrils beginning to run as he drew in the forgotten smells of oil and petrol fumes, together with those of artificial leather and cleaned glass.

Still enclosed in that strange trance which he had entered of his own accord upon the road, he now had no awareness of the wind and sunlight outside, of the white wing-flash of a chaffinch in the sycamore or the sound of the pouring Duddon. He might have been sitting in a roped pail, listening to echoes rising from the well-shaft below him.

Mr. Ephraim lifted his gun by the barrel, rested the butt on the ground beside the open rear door and stooped to put on the safety catch. As he did so Snitter, turning his head, caught sight in the driving mirror of the figure of a Wan striding down the hillside--a grey-haired man, carry-ipg a walking-stick and wearing an old tweed overcoat aitd a yellow scarf. Barking loudly, he leapt for the door. Startled, Mr. Ephraim involuntarily pulled the barrel of fee gun towards him. Snitter, trying to push past him, Smuggled wildly. One front paw clawed at his sleeve while 1$je other became caught in the trigger guard. There was ^deafening explosion and the gun fell to the ground, dragging Snitter with it. A moment later Mr. Ephraim, his filce pouring blood, silently toppled and fell with his body half hi and half out of the car.

JfWhen the farmer's wife, the soap-suds still dripping her bared forearms, came running out of the gate, Snitter, howling in terror, was already across the bridge and two hundred yards up the windy hillside of the Hard Knott, tail between his legs and jaws frothing as though he had been loosed out of hell.

It was after this that the bad things began.

FIT 5

At least one went more easily alone, thought Rowf, plod-diag up Dunnerdale for the second. time in twenty hours; not so much of this damned creep and peep stuff. Wherever Snitter's got to I'll find him; and bring him back too--unless he's dead. And I'll go the quickest way, exposed ^r not--he may be in some sort of trouble, or wandering about in one of his mad fits. And if anyone, human or animal, tries to stop me, they'd better watch out, that's all.

Rowf had intended to retrace their previous night's route, but as he neared the spot where they had crossed the road his spirit baulked at the thought of the plunge--alone this time--into the tumbling Duddon, and the unpleasant moments of the struggle across. Though tired, he decided to continue up to the bridge and the shallow water above, where he and the tod had crossed that morning.

And this, in fact, is what they are doing now, on this fine November morning. Far beyond London, red and yellow beech leaves are pattering into the lake at Blenheim, at Potter Heigham great pike are on the feed and the west wind is blowing sweetly across Lancashire from the Isle of Man, but he wbo is tired of London is tired of life (though Dr. Johnson might have had second thoughts after a few days with the Orator). Gaze, reader, through the window--at the mock oak-panelled walls, at the portrait, by Annigoni, of Sir Ivor, over the Chair, at the grate-full of cosy living fire of solid smokeless fuel (supplied by Sir Derek Ezra and his merry men), the reference books on the side-table--Who's Who, Burke, Crockford, Wisden, Vacher's and the Local Government Directory--the writing desk with headed stationery ready to hand beside the signed photograph of Miss "Comfy" Effingbee, that popular screen actress (who some little time ago opened the building as effortlessly as her legs, while recuperating in England from her third and anticipating her fourth "marriage"), the bell that really works and will summon a real manservant, the wainscot, the pargeted ceiling, the expensive and ugly carpet, the--but (190) hush! There are three men present and one of them is speaking. "The thing is," said Mr. Desmond Simpson (sometimes referred to by his subordinates as "Simpson Agon-istes," on account of his habit of talking round every potential decision until his colleagues were ready to scream), "the thing is, if we put an energetic reporter on to- this and make a big thing of it--you know, daily sitreps, 'Exclusive from the Orator's man in Cumberland,'

'Latest developments,'

'Orator invites readers' views' and all that; and then the whole thing folds in the middle--you know, fizzles out in some sort of anticlimax and back to square one--then perhaps we lose circulation--"

"I've thought about all that," replied Mr. Anthony Hogpenny, M. A. Oxon,, eighteen stone in a white jacket with carnation buttonhole, who was smoking a large cigar with that air of detached and confident superiority that large cigars can so effectively complement, "and I'm convinced the idea's perfectly viable. We've got to send someone with the ingenuity not to let it fold, whichever way it may happen to break."

"But suppose a farmer shoots the dog next week, for example?" pursued Mr. Simpson. "Surely that's bound to {be the end of it, and perhaps just when we've gone to a. -lot of trouble and expense building up--"

"No, no, dear boy," put in Mr. Quiiliam Skillicorn, pink-gin-flushed, epicene and somewhat elderly, once styled by himself "the meteoric Manxman," but more re-Jjcently referred to, by the subeditor of a rival daily, as j*?"*the rose-red cissie, half as old as time."

"I mean, just think of the lovely build-up that's there already. First of all you've got the recommendation of the Sablon Committee that more public money ought to be spent on medical research. So after any amount of prodding--?far too much of it from their own back-benchers--the;|Government finally accept the report and give this silly i*rse place more money. No one has the teeniest idea what 7&e scientists are doing with it up there, and half the amenity organisations in the country hate their guts for starters, simply because they're in a national park. Then fere's local talk of sheep-killing and apparently the sta-&. tion won't say a word in reply to questions from farmers and the local press. So after a bit this splendid Ephraim man tries to help, purely out of the kindness of his tiny heart--all events, that's our line, and anyway what's wrong with the public image of a good man of business?--and gets himself shot dead, apparently by the horrid dog that escaped--what a story, too!--"

"Ah, but was it?" interposed Mr. Simpson, his voice squeaky with the pangs of doubt. "Was there a dog involved in the shooting at all?"

"There were muddy paw-marks and dog's hairs on the back seat of the car, and Ephraim himself didn't own a bow-wow. The farmer's wife says that after the gun went off she heard a dog howling--"

"But did the dog necessarily do it? I can't remember any similar case. On the evidence--"

"Oh, Simpy, and you're a newspaperman? Can't you see it doesn't matter a damn what the dog did? We say it's evident that there was a dog and by the very act of so saying we put the research fellows on the spot to deny it. They're sitting on something they don't want to be forced to say--one can smell that from here, if I'm any judge. Little Eva--the boss--he wants us to discredit Government, right? So that's what we're out for. Our line is first, that Government had to be virtually forced to give the station more money, and secondly, that they stood back and let the station waste it; and then the station imperil the local agricultural economy by letting a dangerous dog escape. Now a life's been lost--well, what, oh, what more could any newspaperman want?"

"And on top of that," added Mr. Hogpenny fatly, "there's all the schmalz we can do about poor little doggies and hoggies and darling catties and rallies--"

"Bul that's inconsistent, Anthony," squeaked Mr. Simp-son, "if we're taking the line that the Research Station ought lo be doing iheir work more efficiently--"

"Pooh," answered Mr. Hogpenny, puffing a cloud, "who ever cared a damn about consistency on a national daily? Don't you remember 'Miners Deprive Nation of Coal' and 'Keep Hungarians out of British Coal Pits' on two pages of the same issue? It's emotions that sell popu- lar newspapers, old boy, not logical arguments, as you very well know."

"This particular little game's not really dissimilar from chess, is it?" put in Mr. Skillicorn. "What it comes to is that we feel pretty average sure that if we hopefully position a knight on queen's bishop's fifth, we'll subsequently get some play out of it, even though we can't see exactly what as of now." (This was how Mr. Skillicorn often talked--and very much how he wrote too.)

"But which knight, I wonder?" asked Mr. Hogpenny, after waiting a few moments to see whether Mr. Simpson to peace and contemplation was dismissed, and quiet of mind, all passion spent. "We need a good chap--someone who knows how to seize whatever opportunities may offer themselves."

"I'd say Gumm," suggested Mr. Skillicorn. "You mean Digby Driver?" said Mr. Simpson. "Well, Driver, Gumm, whatever you like to call him."

"Why him?"

"Well, he's shown that he's got a flair for making the public dislike anything or anyone he wants them to. That Coulsen business--there wasn't really an awful lot in it, you know-especially the minor offenders--but by the time Gumm had finished with them everyone was absolutely howling for their blood and circulation was up quite a bit. Cheap at the price of two suicides, wasn't it?"

"Can we spare him?"

"I think so," said Mr. Skillicorn, reflecting. "Yes, I don't see why not. He's been on 'English Friends of Amin' for the past week, but he could perfectly well hand that over to someone else and get up to Cumberland right away. The looter the sweeter. This afternoon, in fact."

"How should I brief him, then, Tony, d'you think?" pursued Mr. Simpson.