This character is abducted from the set of an Isotoner Gloves commercial. A woman says this man should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell after using the expression “laces out.” At the end of the film, he helps the title character find Lois Einhorn’s hidden penis, thus revealing she’s insane kicker Ray Finkle. For 10 points, name this character from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, the real-life longtime quarterback of the Miami Dolphins.
ANSWER: Dan Marino Jr.
In this movie, Jeremy Piven plays a womanizer disfigured by one of the title characters. What is this film in which the Tim Daly played protagonist takes an estrogen-laced formula to transform into a Sean Young character, a weird adaptation of a Robert Louis Stevenson novel?
ANSWER: Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde
After this happens to Gary Dixon, Paul Sarone nonchalantly recites a prayer while throwing ferns into the water. The meme “stupid surprised panther” refers to an animal dying in this manner in a film. This is how an Owen Wilson played sound engineer dies, as does a Jon Voight played great hunter in a terrible 1997 film starring Jennifer Lopez. For 10 points, name this mode of death in which people are killed by a gigantic South American snake.
ANSWER: being killed by an anaconda
At the end of this movie, a tiger and the villainous Stavros are killed by an explosion that the heroes escape by hiding behind a Coke machine. What is this film in which Jean-Claude Van Damme plays a special agent forced to team with a weapons dealer played by Dennis Rodman?
ANSWER: Double Team
In this game, player acquires “mantras” from “gurus’ which work as save codes. A character in this game is the Dwarf King “Grieve.” A famous translation error means the player starts the game with “1500 golds.” The protagonist lives in Eolis and must restore the World Tree. For 10 points, name this NES game whose title is a portmanteau of “Famicom” and “Xanadu.”
ANSWER: Faxanadu
This organization kidnaps United Nations delegates in the game Choplifter and unleashes fast food taxes to acquire money in Lode Runner. What is this villainous empire from Broderbund video games which owns a “bay” that the player must “raid” in the first video game designed by Will Wright?
ANSWER: Bungeling Empire
This film ends with a Jeffrey Tambor played character taking off his toupee to greet the protagonist. The main character rides in a helicopter piloted by an insane man near Fort McHenry and in one scene calls “the honorable Henry T. Fleming” a “son of a bitch.” Its best known scene features the protagonist screaming “You’re out of order! The whole trial is out order!” For 10 points, name this Al Pacino courtroom drama.
ANSWER: And Justice for All…
The title character of this movie is having an affair with the Jeffrey Tambor played “Spanky” and at the end is charged with attempted murder after shooting Trudie Tucker with a crossbow bolt. What is this film in which a Katie Holmes protagonist combats the vindictive title educator, played by Helen Mirren?
ANSWER: Teaching Mrs. Tingle
The villain of this film is inexplicably Neidermeyer, a character from the director’s earlier film, Animal House.In one scene in this movie, the protagonist believes he is in danger from the deadly “drive bee” in his car. In another scene, the protagonist appears on a talk show singing the song “I’m My Own Grandpa,” and that main character believes the phrase “return to sender” refers to a conspiracy run by Christopher Lee’s character, Mr. Sender. This film is responsible for the running gag “Trust in the Lloyd” in which the title characters believe God is a janitor named Lloyd. For 10 points, name this film in which Tom Arnold plays the patriarch of a dumb family.
ANSWER: The Stupids
This director appears as a talk show guest in The Stupids and directed a film called Burn!, in which Marlon Brando plays William Walker. Who is this director, who is best known for featuring Lt. Colonel Mathieu fighting Ali la Pointe and the other FLN members in his film The Battle of Algiers?
ANSWER: Gillo Pontecorvo
At the end of this film, music from Handel’s Lascia ch’io pianga plays as the protagonist eats berries as he sees women coming towards him with their faces blurred. In one scene, a self-disemboweling fox says the phrase “chaos reigns” to the protagonist. This film is about all sorts of weird shit happening after the death of the son of a couple played by Charlotte Gainsbourg and Willem Dafoe. For 10 points, name this Lars von Trier film named for an evil being.
ANSWER: Antichrist
A character with this name is the father of Chip who is electrocuted while kissing Catwoman at the end of Batman Returns. Willem Dafoe played this man in the film Shadow of the Vampire.Who is this actor best known for playing Count Orlok in Nosferatu?
ANSWER: Friedrich Gustav Maximilian “Max” Schreck
A song in this movie features the lyric “Uncle Phil is scoring.” In a memorable scene in a restaurant, the song “Hanging Out With My Family” plays. The protagonist is a Silicon Valley start-up dude who is dating a model. The best known film of director James Nguyen, its title attack is blamed on “global warming.” The protagonists of this film are ultimately saved by doves. For 10 points, name this very cheaply made horror film in which Californians are attacked by feathered beings that shoot acid.
ANSWER: Birdemic: Shock and Terror
This movie features a scene where kids at a party stab a woman to death with plastic forks. That scene in this movie features an Elizabeth Banks played woman opposed to her Josh Duhamel played boyfriend’s animated cat, Beezel. What is this movie, which contains fifteen other sketches featuring an all-star cast in mostly sex related plots?
ANSWER: Movie 43
This character is the U.S. Secretary of Balloon Doggies. In one appearance, he is horrified to find a penguin is flying his plane because “penguins can’t fly” and in another, he shouts “Take that, Guernica!” after destroying it with a monster truck.He isn’t Quick Draw McGraw, but he frequently adopts the identity of “El Kabong.” He is married to Eleanor and speaks with a New England accent. For 10 points, name this character, the father of the title character on The Critic.
ANSWER: Franklin Sherman [accept something like Mr. Sherman]
An Onion article said this show enabled its host to make movies like Farce of the Penguins. Episodes included “Alone at Last” and “Terror at 5:00.” Its host sat in a big chair and ended each segment by saying “Eat fresh!” What is this TV show hosted by Jon Lovitz which featured brief dramatic vignettes in between selling sandwiches like the Italian BMT?
ANSWER: Subway Dinner Theatre [I think there was some other name for this, but who cares]
In a bizarre interview, this man passes out from dehydration while his interviewer keeps asking him about Doug Flutie. In an amusing Nike commercial, Dennis Hopper fondles the shoes of this man while saying “Bad things, man.” The “most honored player in Virginia Tech football history” according to Wikipedia, this man broke Reggie White’s record by sacking Jesse Palmer. For 10 points, name this Hall of Fame defensive end from the Bills who holds the record for the most quarterback sacks.
ANSWER: Bruce Smith
A coach with this name was the first ever Buccaneers offensive coordinator and coached the Raiders in Super Bowl II. A pitcher with this name won the first game in the history of Nationals Park and replaced Chad Cordero as Nationals closer. Who is this former Minnesota Twins closer, the tallest player in MLB history?
ANSWER: Jon Rauch
In another film, audience members watching this movie laugh at a character asking if has time for a smoke and pancake before he goes to prison. In one enjoyable scene, a cigar-smoking antagonist played by Danny DeVito shouts “Hey, assholes! I’m right over here!” and fires an automatic rifle. It stars Tom Cruise as the title character, who partners with the Gwyneth Paltrow played Dixie Normous. For 10 points, name this fictional film which is being filmed at the beginning of the third Austin Powers film and whose title references Octopussy.
ANSWER: Austinpussy [prompt on Austin Powers in Goldmember]
This duo is ultimately arrested for associating with fugitive Tim Wattley, even though most of their actions are legal under Citizens United.They convince a Zach Galifianakis played character to run for Congress against a Will Ferrell character. Who are these villainous siblings from the movie The Campaign, a parody of the real-life Koch brothers?
ANSWER: The Motch Brothers
This action happens once with the introduction mentioning “Sir Graham Higgins” and his “operatic favorites.” In that episode, this action is confused for stripping by women who throw money at him and is done to the tune of “Thriller.” In one instance of it, its perpetrator grabs a candle from a table to use as a microphone. It was almost always done to the tune of Tom Jones’ “It’s Not Unusual.” For 10 points, name this action carried out by Will Smith’s unhip cousin on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
ANSWER: Carlton dance
This actor provided the singing voice of Jethro in Prince of Egypt. He played a guy who dies in a bungee jumping accident while proposing marriage. Besides playing Trevor on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, he played Frasier Crane’s nemesis within his apartment building. Who is this Broadway star and portrayer of Cam Winston?
ANSWER: Brian Stokes Mitchell
In one role, this actor’s character insists poems be written in the rhyme scheme “a, b, b, a, a, b, b, a, c, d, e, c, d, e” before asking “What are you waiting for, Chinese New Year?” Despite working at a poetry journal in the episode “Moe’N’a Lisa,” his character demands “photos of Spider-Man” in one guest role. For 10 points, name this actor whose guest roles on The Simpsons allude to his live-action role of J. Jonah Jameson in Spider-Man.
ANSWER: Jonathan Kimble Simmons
This is the best known television show created by the singer of “The Pina Colada Song,” Rupert Holmes. Its characters included a man supposedly killed in a bombing raid, station manager Victor Comstock. What is this early AMC series about a fictional Pittsburgh radio station?
ANSWER: Remember WENN
In one scene in this film, a dwarf character does not understand what the word “book” means before howling like a wolf and shouting that “demons fear noise” at the protagonist. The protagonist, Father LaForgue, cannot get Chomina to convert to Christianity before he dies. For 10 points, name this Canadian film about a Jesuit priest ministering to the Huron.
ANSWER: Black Robe
At the beginning of this film, a character spots the “Brumby mob,” which is a group of horses. This film is based on a poem by Banjo Patterson, who also wrote the poem “Waltzing Matilda.” What is this Australian film in which Kirk Douglas plays two brothers, one of which is a would-be prospector?
ANSWER: The Man from Snowy River
In his first scene, this character tells a girl to report compliments to her ass “before it gets so big it forms its own website.” This character insists that cheerleaders “are dancers who have gone retarded.” In his most memorable scene, he smashes a stool and shouts “these are not spirit fingers…THESE are spirit fingers.” For 10 points, name this dance choreographer from the film Bring It On.
ANSWER: Sparky Polastri
Name or description acceptable. This character recommends giving a “big hand” to someone whose plane went down over Afghanistan. In his first appearance, he says that a character “got away from us,” which is taken to mean death instead of actually getting away. Who is this physician who frequently delivers misconstrued bad news to the Bluth family?
ANSWER: Doctor Fishman [or the Literal Doctor from Arrested Development]
In one scene in this movie, a female character sits in a urinal while suggesting to Wally Snur that the protagonist is a thief. A memorable scene in this film is a character shouting “IT’S THE ONLY ARGUMENT I NEED, SHAWN!” while arguing with a kid about LeBron vs. Jordan. The protagonist is despised by Amy Squirrel and ends up dating a Jason Segel played gym instructor. For 10 points, name this film in which Cameron Diaz plays the title poor educator.
ANSWER: Bad Teacher
In this film, a writer played by Josh Brolin has an affair with a musicologist named Dia. The Anthony Hopkins played character in this film marries a prostitute, while his ex-wife dates an occult bookshop owner. What is this 2010 Woody Allen film in which many of the characters become interested in astrology?
ANSWER: You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger
The title character of this film has a dog named Rimshot and at one point asks the villain “how about a bumper sandwich, booger lips?” before chuckling, an image that has frequently inspired gifs labeled “trollface.” The antagonist of this film is named Trantor who can only be destroyed by the “heart of a child.” For 10 points, name this film in which the Jim Varney played idiot contends with trolls on Halloween.
ANSWER: Ernest Scared Stupid
This song won the first ever CMA Music Video of the Year Award and it ends with a ghostly Cadillac flying into the night sky, an allusion to how singer’s father died. Its familiar use ended after its singer compared Obama to Hitler. What is this Hank Williams Jr. song that for many years was the theme song for Monday Night Football?
ANSWER: “All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight/Are Here on Monday Night”
The Scottish group Discopolis’ song “Falling” has a subtitle referencing this other group. It performs to the Duran Duran song “Notorious.” The protagonist’s mother serves as a chaperone for members in California shortly after Kitty Farmer says she questions Rose’s commitment to this group. For 10 points, name this fictional dance group in the film Donnie Darko.
ANSWER: Sparkle Motion
At the end of this film, the title character leaves a lunchbox inside a dinosaur statue. A villain in this film is Lucas, who is an expert at using the Power Glove, but is ultimately defeated at Super Mario Brothers 3.What is this Fred Savage film in which the title character is an ace at playing Nintendo?
ANSWER: The Wizard
This song appears after the protagonist sees an advertisement for Hawaiian Airlines. The singer says he’s not going to see a psychiatrist. It begins with the phrase “everybody hates you” and repeats the title five times in the middle with the interjection that the title person’s music is “fucking terrible.” For 10 points, name this self-loathing song created by the Jason Segel played protagonist in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
ANSWER: “Peter, you suck”
The singer in this music video walks through the Parc de Saint-Cloud in Paris. It led to the first female artist winning MTV Video of the Year and it famously has tears roll down each cheek of the singer’s face at the end. What is this music video that mostly shows a close-up of Sinead O’Connor singing lyrics about someone taking love away?
ANSWER: “Nothing Compares 2 U” music video
This character has a son named “Prince Talon” in a 1996 cartoon. He calls the hero an “impetuous boy” before asking “who wants to live forever” and telling Squadron 40 to “diiiive.” In his film appearance, he is played by Brian Blessed and has the memorable line “GORDON’S ALIVE?!” For 10 points, name this prince of the Hawkmen in the Flash Gordon series.
ANSWER: Prince Vultan
This character’s best friend is a Vietnamese diner owner named Dave Quat. He works at the TV station WFDR-TV, where he objects to Mr. Norseworthy’s political correctness even though he was only hired to fill the quota of “Amphibious Americans.” Who is this politically conservative duck in a namesake comic strip?
ANSWER: Mallard Fillmore
This character, when seeing ants checking a certain smell, wonders if they are looking for “deodor-ant.” He says he likes banana splits better after seeing a banana float. When shrinking to go into someone’s body, he notes it’s an inside job. After saying these lines, all the other characters shout this character’s first name in a disgusted manner. For 10 points, name this character who enjoys telling bad jokes on The Magic School Bus.
ANSWER: Carlos Ramon
This character says “little boys don’t belong here” when taunting the protagonist. In his most famous cartoon appearance, he dresses as a kangaroo but Rush bites him in the rear end, revealing his butt which instantly gives him away. In the video games, he is generally seen as a construction robot. For 10 points, name this Mega Man villain, a super strong robot.
ANSWER: Guts Man
This man plays the “narc” who arrests Henry Hill at the beginning of Goodfellas and Wikipedia says the film Bad Lieutenant is based on his own experiences. Stephen Baldwin played him in the film One Tough Cop. This man now spends his time investigating the truth behind “Market Fresh Sandwiches.” For 10 points, name this stupid “legendary detective” who now appears in Arby’s commercials.
ANSWER: Richard “Bo” Dietl
This character asks Eddie Brock if he wants it “very painful” or “sort of painful.” While wearing the alien costume, Spider-Man screams that he will chase this villain TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH, even though this guy says getting rid of Spidey “will be a blast.” For 10 points, name this villain who shoots “vibro-blasts” on the Spider-Man cartoon.
ANSWER: The Shocker
These creatures are being trained to sort tiny screws. They scream “Freedom! Horrible freedom!” after an accident involving ruffled potato chips. Kent Brockman suggests he can help round up slaves in the mines for these creatures, which he refers to them as “our new insect overlords.” For 10 points, name these insects from the Simpsons episode “Deep Space Homer.”
ANSWER: ants
These items are equivalent to five British pounds, although that is contingent on the successful kidnapping and ransom of the British Queen. Sagat maintains this isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on, however. What is this fictional currency invented by the leader of Shadaloo in the film Street Fighter?
ANSWER: Bison Dollars
Before he dies, this character notes “death is but a door. Time is but a window.” He was killed at age 105 after being poisoned, shot, stabbed, hung, stretched, disemboweled, drawn and quartered. He takes control of the Peter MacNichol played curator Janosz Poha. This villain uses “mood slime” as part of his scheme to possess Dana Barrett’s baby and become reborn. For 10 points, name this Carpathian tyrant who appears as an evil painting in the film Ghostbusters II.
ANSWER: Vigo the Carpathian
The villain of this film is “Ratan,” who is played by Gul Dukat actor Marc Alaimo. The protagonist is a Calvinist businessman from Grand Rapids, Michigan, who teams with a Peter Boyle played P.I. and a hooker. It is well known for a scene in which the protagonist shouts “Turn it off!” while watching a traumatic film. For 10 points, name this film in which George C. Scott plays a father who discovers his daughter becomes a porn actress.
ANSWER: Hardcore
This is the best-known live action role of the guy who voiced Jake Long the American Dragon and Zuko from Avatar: The Last Airbender. This character is called a “prison barber” and “substitute chemistry teacher” by a lawyer. He is killed by the title villain but not before telling the protagonist, Peter Banning, that he wishes he had a father like him.For 10 points, name this leader of the Lost Boys in the movie Hook.
ANSWER: Rufio
This line is spoken shortly after a character asks for the marmalade to be passed. This line is spoken after the protagonist becomes frustrated at a man who feels mentoring is “taxing” and is named Haymitch Abernathy. It is said by Effie Trinket after Katniss uses her knife. For 10 points, name this three word phrase expressing disapproval with the vandalizing of a table in The Hunger Games film.
ANSWER: “That is mahogany!”
This film ends with one character using a laser gun to destroy an annoying traffic light. The villain is “General Suitor,” who transforms into a lizard mutant when wounded. The protagonist is attacked by bounty hunters, one of which is played by The Undertaker. The title character, Shep Ramsey, ends up living with the architect Charlie Wilcox, who is played by Christopher Lloyd. For 10 points, name this Hulk Hogan film where he plays an alien warrior.
ANSWER: Suburban Commando
This film ends as Beethoven’s Seventh Symphony plays as the protagonist and his love sit down and decompose in a time-lapse sequence. The protagonist was created by Arthur Frayn’s genetic engineering and he eventually remembers reading The Wizard of Oz.The title entity offers the command “The gun is good, the penis is evil.” This movie imagines a world featuring Eternals and Exterminators, who worship the title god. For 10 points, name this sci-film set in a futuristic Earth which stars Sean Connery.
ANSWER: Zardoz
The protagonist shouts “if you’re real, you better tell me right now!” after asking this character “what the hell are you doing out here?” Numerous YouTube videos purport to show this figure’s head moving when he is first noticed. This figure is shot by Robert Neville after he is seen outside a department store. For 10 points, name this mannequin from the film I Am Legend.
ANSWER: Fred
This actor played a character who wears an explosive electronic codpiece and is accompanied by a woman named Spangle. That character was named Sam Hell, who ventures into the mutant city “Frogtown.” In his most famous role, this actor’s character has an endless fight with the Keith David played Frank Armitage and says he is here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, but is out of bubblegum. For 10 points, name this star of John Carpenter’s They Live, a wrestler noted for wearing a kilt.
ANSWER: Roddy Piper [or Roderick Toombs]
This item is said to be better than a similar product created by Steven Seagal called Lightning Bolt. People who use this item should buy new shoes because they will wear out their old ones by kicking people’s ass. It will make its users become interested in crushing human skulls. It contains electrolytes which are “extremely awesome” and “five kinds of sugar.” For 10 points, name this fictional sports drink in the film Idiocracy.
ANSWER: Brawndo
This man claimed the 1998 Badgers were the worst team ever to play in a Rose Bowl even though they won the game. Googlebombing suggests this man killed five hookers while in college. On August 30, this man was hired as an analyst for Fox Sports Southwest and was immediately dismissed on September 2. His son’s placement in an electrical closet led to the removal of Texas Tech coach Mike Leach. For 10 points, name this former Southern Methodist running back.
ANSWER: Craig James
In one appearance, this man grabs the gun after a deranged man forces David Horowitz to read his manifesto. In another appearance, he describes “hackers on steroids.” Currently living in Buffalo, he has quit such jobs as hosting a TV show that appears at a gas pump. This man’s son is a slacker who hangs out with singer Mark Cherry and he hosts the show To Entrap a Local Predator.For 10 points, name this real-life newscaster frequently seen in episodes of Arrested Development.
ANSWER: John Beard
This scene comes after a series of short scenes where a character watches children walking into a theater and works at a health department. It features Nancy Bellicec noticing Matthew Bennell while walking near City Hall. This scene memorably ends with the camera zooming in on a Donald Sutherland character, who is screaming a shrill noise, revealing that he is an alien. For 10 points, name this scene, the ending of a 1978 horror remake about “pod people.”
ANSWER: the ending of Invasion of the Body Snatchers
In one film, this character meets up with his Vietnam War comrade Terry Silver, who bought the institution this man runs. At the beginning of one film, he is told “no mercy” by his enemy, who ends up merely tweaking his nose. This man is best known for telling Johnny Lawrence to “sweep the leg” in order to defeat Daniel, the apprentice of his nemesis, Mr. Miyagi. For 10 points, name this evil sensai, the bad guy in the Karate Kid movies.
ANSWER: John Kreese
In Suicide Squad, the villain who turned out to be the one that threw pies at everyone else used this weapon in his normal identity. This object titles the song that plays at the very end of the fourth season of Arrested Development. Tim Drake’s father killed a villain who used this weapon; that man was “Digger” Harkness, a Flash villain who spoke with a thick accent.For 10 points, name this Australian weapon which always returns when thrown.
ANSWER: boomerang
This character’s prospective husband says she can call him “Big Papa Smurf” before dying in a classic Lorne Greene death pose. She points out that a villain has removed a lightsaber from its original packaging. Clobber Girl and Stretch Dude point out her character is unable to fly. In order to explain away errors, she points out a “wizard did it.” This woman is kidnapped by the Comic Book Guy played “Collector” in a Simpsons appearance. For 10 points, name this actress who played Xena.
ANSWER: Lucy Lawless
This action is about to be accompanied by the words “block block” before a phone call interrupts it being performed around P-Hound. This action angers Mexicans because it is considered a slur on sexuality. Buster points out this action is illogical because certain animals don’t clap. For 10 points, name this action which is always accompanied by incompetent dances by members of the Bluth family on Arrested Development.
ANSWER: calling someone a chicken [or chicken dance]
This actor’s reading of the line “I’ll go to the papers if I have to” is a highlight of the anti-prejudice film That’s What I Am. He recently played an EMT technician in 12 Rounds: Reloaded. This actor was originally cast in the lead in the third Marine film before the Marines objected to his real-life bad discharge history. He is the son of the cast-sporting “Cowboy Bob.” For 10 points, name this wrestler, as of now the current WWE champion.
ANSWER: Randy Orton
In one appearance, this action is carried out in vengeance after its perpetrator cannot enter a fission-powered toaster in the science fair, thus causing him to go after a bake sale. This action’s most famous instance was created for The Super Dictionary. This action is judged to be “terrible” and it occurs “when no one was looking.” For 10 points, name this specific food-related theft perpetrated by Lex Luthor.
ANSWER: stealing forty cakes
After one of this man’s actions, Jim Henderson could be heard screaming “Oh my God, how could he do that?” The last player remaining from the 1980’s who was still active in pro football, he was hired as a consultant for Garrett Hartley. This man is tragically best remembered for missing an extra point after the River City Relay. For 10 points, name this longtime New Orleans Saints kicker.
ANSWER: John Carney
This man’s daughter became the Crimson Cowl to fight the Thunderbolts. After he takes shoes away from someone, he yells at him “That’s HOW I FEEL!” He refers to a weapon called the “Ex-Wife” as his “Pieta.” He tells Ivan Vanko that he doesn’t speak Russian. For 10 points, name this industrial rival of Tony Stark, who was played by Sam Rockwell in Iron Man 2.
ANSWER: Justin Hammer
This character says that “sporks” are better than spoons because of their hybrid nature. This character is impressed by a woman having 4,076 Facebook friends and screams when someone shows her a chameleon. Usually wearing a red shirt or top, she frequently addresses customers attending “the biggest sales event of the year” to recommend buying a Camry. For 10 points, name this woman who appears as a receptionist in Toyota commercials.
ANSWER: Jan
A discussion of these objects appears in a monologue haranguing a “room in some two-bit back street town in Oklahoma.” These objects are said not to fit in “the most beautiful house in Brentwood.” Sean Phillips’ HSQB avatar is of a woman talking about one of these objects, which are not meant to be used with beautiful dresses. For 10 points, name these closet implements objected to by Joan Crawford in Mommie Dearest.
ANSWER: wire hangers
This character shouts that no one has ever defeated him (speaking in the third person) and no one ever will. He decides to turn a boy named Kip into his mascot, but the kid calls him a thug. When showing Kip to his room, he asks if the kid likes cornflakes. He has a big scar on his chest caused by Ryu. For 10 points, name this eyepatch-sporting villain in the Street Fighter series.
ANSWER: Sagat
This actor played a character whose Cloris Leachman played secretary is allergic to animal hair. In one film role, this man played the head of World Wide Studios, Lew Lord. In a movie, he orders the preparation of the standard “rich and famous contract” for Kermit the Frog. For 10 points, name this man who once did a memorable commercial for frozen peas, the director of Citizen Kane.
ANSWER: Orson Welles
One of the people speaking this line suggests they take a break, but is told we “never quit…again! Again!” It is said many times in a room by a woman standing next to a calendar talking to a man wearing a tie, sitting in a chair. This line is frequently mangled by a syllable being pronounced “dam.” This line is spoken many times after the protagonist asks for the greatest “accent coach in the world.” For 10 points, name this seven word phrase that Inspector Clouseau is unable to pronounce with an American accent in The Pink Panther remake.
ANSWER: “I would like to buy a hamburger”
This character records a message describing “an old story, the fight for love and glory” as he tells Bob Morton he’s cashing him out. When being punched many times, Clarence Boddicker says he works for this man. The senior president of OCP, he is killed by the title character after being fired by the Old Man. For 10 points, name this villain in the first Robocop film.
ANSWER: Dick Jones
In one appearance, this man fumbles a line by saying that at a particularly dangerous event, weapons are not only welcomed…they’re allowed. He will play Drax the Destroyer in the Guardians of the Galaxy movie. He screamed “You’re supposed to be my friend!” when beating up Rey Mysterio. After watching the Great Khali destroy a basketball, he said “basketballs…don’t hold grudges.” For 10 points, name this wrestler known as the “Animal.”
ANSWER: Batista [or Dave Bautista]
This is the most infamous action which appears in a montage that includes selling Manhattan Island back and renaming Bernard Baruch’s private bench. In the short Rebel Rabbit, this action is one of several done to prove that rabbits can be dangerous and is accompanied by the line “South America, take it away!” It is done by Bugs Bunny using a saw in an image that is frequently an Internet gif. For 10 points, name this event which would remove a state where Chris Borglum resides from the Union.
ANSWER: cutting off Florida from the United States
Roy Rooster considers joining these characters’ show because they wouldn’t hit him with pies. They consist of Billy, Bobby, and Bertie, and they annoy the protagonist by having their TV show replace Binky the Clown. Their opening song says they “always get along…if you ever disagree, it means that you are wrong.” For 10 points, name these overly cheerful animals that annoy Garfield on his cartoon show.
ANSWER: The Buddy Bears
This action is first done to a character who is discussing not running the Bay to Breakers race. Denny does this action when Peter does not want to play football, and it is done to Mark, a “bastard” who is “no good.” Usually done by the stupid foreign-accented Johnny, it is always accompanied by the nonsensical phrase “cheep cheep cheep.” For 10 points, name this action used to mock wimps in the film The Room.
ANSWER: calling someone a chicken
In one scene in this sequence, a character played by Jeremy Piven says he will take someone home and “just punish you.” Its best known scene features one of the stars’ cell phones going off during a shoot, prompting his co-star to say “you waste our film!” It ends with a character saying “Damn!” and proclaiming someone who fell out of a building will not be in the sequel. For 10 points, name this sequence that plays in the end credits of the second film starring Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan.
ANSWER: The blooper reel of Rush Hour 2
Name or description acceptable. The last thing we hear in this sequence is a voice screaming “WHERE’S MY JELLO?!” A character who asks for clams is called a “wacko.” Telly and another monster refuse to go in, although Maria does and is hit by food a lot. One of the few humans here is a waitress played by Sandra Bernhard, and the food is served by catapult. For 10 points, name this dirty restaurant loved by Oscar in the film Sesame Street: Follow That Bird.
ANSWER: Don’t Drop Inn
This character wonders why he is called “craphead” and screams “MAJOR INPUT!” after he runs away from his Michael McKean played friend. In one appearance, he screams at a bad guy “OSCAR, YOU WILL NOT GET AWAY! I AM REALLY PISSED OFF!” He names himself after an El DeBarge dance hit. This character chases down a villain while the song “Holding Out for a Hero” plays and ultimately uses a dockside crane to stop him. For 10 points, name this robot, the protagonist of the Short Circuit films.
ANSWER: Johnny 5
The protagonist of this movie electrocutes Chip with jumper cables before strangling his girlfriend with a car antenna. This film ends with Sister Mary waking up and seeing the decapitated Mother Superior. Its protagonist is the brother of Billy, the killer from the first movie. Its most notable scene is when the killer, Ricky Caldwell, shouts “GARBAGE DAY!” as he shoots a dude. For 10 points, name this sequel to a film about a serial killer who strikes on Christmas Eve.
ANSWER: Silent Night, Deadly Night 2
This character says the saddest thing he has ever seen is a fat man stuck in a pipe, moving his legs. He sarcastically says he doesn’t have a magic lens that can see through people’s souls before saying one of his colleague’s souls is black. This man indignantly asks “when’s my right time?” and angrily shouts that he can’t see through metal. He has unbridled hatred for the man usually communicating with him, Kent Brockman. For 10 points, name this traffic reporter on The Simpsons.
ANSWER: Arnie Pye
In this town, a character says he hates it because he is frequently called “square” by his colleagues at work. At school, students are forced to read chapters 1-77 QUIETLY. Home to the top research lab in the world, this location outlaws the use of superpowers. The protagonists briefly move here away from Townsville. For 10 points, name this town where the title characters briefly move in an episode of The Powerpuff Girls.
ANSWER: The town of Citysville
An Internet meme adds this seven word phrase as a way to interrupt Shane Douglas’ angry speech that inaugurated ECW. In its actual usage, it interrupts someone talking about the work of Louis Pasteur and is spoken by Olsen Johnson in a bar in Rock Ridge. For 10 points, name this seven word phrase that introduces the Alex Karras played hulking thug in Blazing Saddles.
ANSWER: “never mind that shit…here comes Mongo”
If this character kills the player, he chuckles and says “YOU ARE DEAD.” He creates a blue, glowing shield by screaming “SHIELD!” and knocks the player off a cliff after shouting “Welcome…TO DIE!” He frequently mocks the player as an “X-chicken.” For 10 points, name this villain in the X-Men arcade game, who says he is the “master of magnet.”
ANSWER: Magneto
The protagonist of this film discovers an ad in Screw magazine belonging to the wife of preacher Big Stoop. This film’s best known scene comes when Tim Madden reads a note from Madeline informing him that his wife was having an affair with her husband. That scene features the “worst line reading ever” when the Ryan O’Neal played protagonist shouts “Oh man! Oh God! Oh man! Oh God!” over and over. For 10 points, name this film written and directed by Norman Mailer and based on his novel.
ANSWER: Tough Guys Don’t Dance
Shortly after offering this object to a female character, a male character says she is “so stupid,” prompting her to apologize “even though you’re crying for me.” This object is made by Genis and given by a character who asks, “hot, isn’t it?” Infamously, Lloyd proclaims this to be hot, then cold, then hot in quick succession to Colette. For 10 points, name this drink used to demonstrate a character cannot sense anything in Tales of Symphonia.
ANSWER: coffee
In another video game, this character’s role is usurped by Jamil Herd. Sometimes called Norm, he is a stern looking, glasses-wearing dude with a beard. His best known line is indignantly shouting YOU CAN’T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS! For 10 points, name this character who advises on things like railways in a video game about building cities.
