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INT. - LIVING ROOM - DAY
We see a large dead body on the floor. The head is cut off. A hand comes in and pick up the head by the long curly hair.

ALEX, smart dressed northerner is holding up a severed head in the air. He looks at it.


ALEX

Is it dead? It looks dead to me.


Tom (white) is standing on the other side of the room. ARUN (Indian) walks into the room with an orange juice bottle.
ARUN

Right, who’s been drinking my

milk?!
ARUN looks around the room. He takes a swig from his milk

and then notices the head in ALEX’S hand. ARUN’S eyes widen

and he suddenly spits out the milk all over the severed head

and ALEX.


THE DIRECTOR

Cut!


We see a camera crew in the room filming a clue style film for their filmmaking module. We see it from a behind the scenes camera.

ARUN


What?

TOM (THE DIRECTOR)

Milk you idiot, that´s orange juice.

ALEX


I´m all sticky now!

ARUN


I´m sorry I sprayed my juice all over you...

TOM


Re-set, let´s go again.

THE DIRECTOR goes back behind the camera.

ARUN

Shouldn´t Alex change his clothes?



TOM

No time.


ARUN

Yeah, he could change and we just film a shot where it´s just me.

TOM

That´s not in the script.



ARUN

You could put it in.

TOM

I could, but no.



ALEX

Well the prop is sticky as well now.

TOM

That´s not a prop.



ALEX

Excuse me?

TOM

That´s a real head.



ARUN

Fuck off!

TOM

Smell it.



ALEX smells it and passes out. The head roles in front of ARUN´s feet.

ARUN


What the fuck Tom!!!

TOM


We can do that shot now if you want, he isn´t getting up for a while.

ARUN


You chopped someone´s head off.

TOM


I didn´t. I found him.

ARUN


Like this?

TOM


He killed himself.

The behind the scenes camera is slowly moving backwards towards the door.

ARUN

How?


TOM

Just some wire, I guess.

ARUN

Is that the answer you are sticking with?



TOM

Yes.


ARUN

I´m out.


TOM

What?


ARUN

I´m not going to star in a film where you chopped someone´s head off.

TOM

Excuse me if I want some realism in my fucking art you unsophisticated prick.



The Behind the scenes camera is almost out the door.

TOM


Hey, where are you going?

The behind the scenes camera man starts running. He leaves the house. TOM runs after him, swearing.

BTS GUY

I´m calling the police you fucking psycho.



TOM runs and then gets him. Black.

INT. INTERROGATION ROOM – DAY

TOM is handcuffed, sitting in a white room at a table. Opposite him is a DETECTIVE.

TOM


I dunno, I slipped...I guess

DETECTIVE

You slipped, into the guy´s neck? Knife first?

TOM


Yes.

PISH (THE DIRECTOR)

Alright that was good, this time add a bit more humour to it okay?

We see a film crew filming an interrogation scene.

DETECTIVE

Sure, shall I go from the top?

TOM

What the fuck?



PISH

Yes please

TOM

What is this?



PISH

And Action!

DETECTIVE

So, how about you start from the beginning?

TOM

What?


DETECTIVE

Did you slip?

TOM

Yes, but what´s going on here?



PISH whispers something to the camera-man.

DETECTIVE

So you slipped, into the guys neck? Knife first?

VOICE OVER (ALEX)

Tom is super confused as he has no idea what the fuck is going on.

TOM stares at his handcuffs which turn out to be a toy.

VOICE OVER (ALEX)

He frees himself from this absurd toy and leaves the film set...wait a minute...

INT. - LIVING ROOM – DAY

TOM, ALEX and ARUN are back in the living room. The dead body is still there.

ALEX

So the head isn´t a prop?



TOM

It is, but not in the script

ALEX

Right, you got anyone to play the detective?



TOM

Yeah Arun will play him, but I´ll shoot it in a way that we won´t see his face, so nobody will know that it´s him.

TOM and ALEX turn towards ARUN who is bleeding from his neck. TOM is shocked and sees the knife in his own hand and the behind the scenes camera in ARUN´s. TOM turns the other way and sees PISH with his camera man talking about the lighting of the scene. TOM leaves the house.

EXT. ADD a Scene here but yeah you get the idea haha. Anyway the film should get more rapid and the dialog will be spoken super quickly, so no pauses. We don´t wanna give the audience a break, like at all. You get me?

TOM reads the text out loud. He is back in the interrogation room. The Detective looks at him but the film crew is gone.

DETECTIVE

That´s a crazy story

TOM

I know


DETECTIVE

So did you kill someone or not?

TOM

I hope not



DETECTIVE

Well you can go then.

TOM

Thanks.


TOM wakes up in his bed. He grabs a pen and starts writing on his arm.

He is with his girlfriend in the living room and his girlfriend reads out loud what he wrote on his arm.

GIRLFRIEND

“I need to buy some milk, because orange juice is sticky”

What does that mean?

TOM


Well milk is easier to wash out

GIRLFRIEND

If you say so

She leaves. TOM looks down on the floor. There is the landlord trying to kill himself with some wire.

TOM

That´s never gonna work mate.



LANDLORD (played by PISH or the same guy who played the 2nd direcor)

You sure?

TOM

Tried it, just a waste of time



LANDLORD

Like this film?



TOM (looks into camera)

Like this film

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