Perverting the course of history



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muscular


  • My hand muscles feel springy-er than before, and like springing into a semi-closed position.



  • My eyes aren’t as twitchy as before, preferring to rotate to a looking-forward position. I rarely rotate them left/right now, and only sometimes up/down.



  • My heart feels different, heavier and stronger.



  • My muscles tend to “fall asleep” more easily when blood-flow is reduced, and their “asleep” feeling is different than before.



A randomly deep thought



Major nations on Earth had “patron” off-planet Hominid nations. Canada and Australia (but not New Zealand) had been annexed into the US patronage by the off-planet Hominids.

Non-Hominid nations are now helping protect Earth’s nations from their Hominid patrons.



Neurological


  • My memory works differently.



  • The methods I use to think and analyse are slightly different.



  • I have tactile nerve damage.



  • My finger response and accuracy isn’t as good as before.



A deeply random thought



Never-ever combine Steve Irwin with a lemur-evolved bodyjust an idea for the next Men in Black movie. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men_in_black_2, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_irwin)



olfactory


  • Odours are 1.5 x – 2x as powerful, distance-wise.



  • Odours have more detail. Before, I could recognize one, maybe two, “notes” in an odour. This has expanded to three to four notes.



  • I have experienced bot-assisted smellograms. My olfactory capabilities are around 1/10th those of someone with long nasal passages. Most of them can identify individuals by odours, just like we identify individuals by sight. They also have directional odour detection.



A randomly deep thought



Old technologies are not entirely superseded by new technologies. Laser printers haven’t entirely replaced dot-matrix printers. People still ride horses and use buggy whips.

If “aliens” (hominid or non-hominid) transported their (black) helicopters and (lookalike) jet fighters to Earth, would anyone notice them but www.YouTube.com videos? Helicopters certainly wouldn’t be picked up on radar. Stealth fighter-jets flying at 200 kmph (not 600 kmph), 1000m elevation, with faked Cessna beacons wouldn’t be spotted by radar either.



Non-hominid “aliens” could be flying in helicopters and jets around Earth, and you’d never know.



Personality


  • My sense of humour is different.





A deeply random thought

Don’t contaminate your water with soft drinks, alcohol, coffee, MSG, or Teflon.





skeletal


  • My lower back has been straightened. I have no photographic evidence of this.



  • My hands may be a 4 mm longer; see the image of a concrete cast I made in 2001 when I finished building my house. My hand no longer fits.





  • The doctor found a “spur” (technical term?) in my broken foot that hurt whenever I walked, when I had my cast taken off. It no longer hurts.



  • After getting my cast removed, a bone next to my pinkie-toe felt like it was the wrong shape, and walking on it was uncomfortable. I’m not sure if this was due to fat/muscle loss, or bone reshaping while the cast was on.



A randomly deep thought



You can live on (dense) ice cream until you are 3 ½ years old.



Skin




  • My body odour has changed slightly.



  • My skin pigmentation looks slightly different to me... but my colour perception has also changed, so I’m not certain about this.



  • Short-term, daily sun-exposure feels very good.



  • Less acne.



  • Scratching my limbs feels exceptionally good.



A randomly deep thought



Rat JazzRat-evolved people have an improvisational form of Jazz poetry:



  1. Someone begins the session by picking a key and singing/chanting out a few bars (a stanza).



    1. The bars are always sung in the minor key, with some “off notes”.



    1. Rhythm is very important, containing many rules about what rhythm patters are acceptable, and how often and long certain notes can be used in a stanza.



    1. Half of the notes are scatted. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scat_singing)



    1. The other half are sung with words, creating a story or cooking recipe.



  1. Someone else in the song-group takes up the song:



    1. They must choose a sequential non-dissonant key.



    1. Their rhythms and melody must complement the existing lines.



    1. They need to continue the story (poetry) in direction that everyone likes. (Otaku-Rats fail miserably at this.)



  1. Repeat.



  1. Rat-Jazz is sometimes combined with a drinking game, alcohol-poisoning the people who are too skilled at Rat Jazz… as opposed to Homo Sapiens karaoke where the bad singers only get more inebriated.









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