Sanford Packet Delaware (Apocalyptic Whores)

1) Jack Nicklaus has won The Masters, The U.S. Open, The British Open, The

ticipated in except one. FTP Name the only major that Jack Nicklaus has never won and will never get the chance to play in again.

Answer : The _JUNIOR MASTERS

2) Don't get him wet. Don't expose him to bright light. And most importantly,

FTP name the gremlin whose name is a synonym for a gadget, doohickey, doodad or thingamabob.

Answer : _GIZMO_

3) The shortest distance between any two points is a straight line. But in the

every Star Trek series and movie.

Answer : _ WARP _theory

4) In the television sitcom "Married With Children" Al is cursed with having to

e store Al works in.

Answer : _GARY'S SHOES AND ACCESSORIES

5) Basic lives. Theater of the Gods. Life among the clover. Fly dates.

ANSWER : _THE FAR SIDE_, by Gary Larson

6) A political science professor at Loyola Marymount claims that it really is an
allegory about the breakup of Populism. According to this theory, the major
characters represent William Jennings Bryan, farmers, and industrial workers.
And, of course, pa

rt of its title represents the abbreviation for ounce, the standard measure for gold. For ten points, name this children's work.

ANSWER : _THE WIZARD OF 0Z_ by L. Frank Baum

7) It usually included such regular features as "Five Seconds", "Chain Letter"

valos and Rita Moreno. For ten points, name this _Sesame Street_ spinoff.

ANSWER : _THE ELECTRIC COMPANY_

8) This successful 80's group that landed a song in the film "Real Genius" also

Answer : _TEARS FOR FEARS_

9) Not only is this man the only NHL coach to win the coach of the year honors
with 3 different teams, but all 3 squads are all original teams dating back to
1917. FTP, name this Vermont native currently coaching in 'Beantown'.

Answer: _Pat BURNS_

10) This 1984 film starring Anthony Edwards explores fraternity life on a
California campus as the Alpha Beta's battle the Tri Lambs. 'Booger', 'Wormser'
and of course, 'Ogre' are all part of, FTP, what?

Answer: _REVENGE OF THE NERDS_

11) This man was was the 1994-95 Big Eight Player of the Year as a junior and
was a honorable mention AP Ail-American his senior year after leading the
conference in scoring. FTP, name this Oklahoma forward who was later drafted by
the Philadelphia 76ers

, and oh yeah, he started at thirdbase in place of Cal Ripken Jr this past Sunday night.

Anwser : _Ryan MINOR_

12) She is the daughter-in-law to former Philadelphia Phillies closer Tug

, wife of fellow country singer Tim McGraw and currently charting with the song "This Kiss".

Answer : _FAITH HILL_

13) (Moderator : use best announcer's voice) "For the thousands in attendence,

and is at issue in a court case involving the speaker of this line and Don Imus. FTP, name the man that owns the trademark to this saying and is the undesupted best announcer in boxing and wrestling today.

Answer : _MICHEAL BUFFER_

14) If you lived on Toril you would no doubt come across various kinds of

this species of elf.

Answer: DROW

15) While claiming to be one of Americas most wanted he was the target of

op artist who's 'bout it, bout it¹ and is quick to proclaim "It's still a G thang.'

Answer: _SNOOP DOGGY DOGG_

16) John McClane is a New York cop with the worst luck. Sometimes he enlists the

Answer: _REGINALD VEL JOHNSON_

17) "Coming Home" with the best actor award in 1978 this actor brings the Heat
and isn't afraid of snakes. FTP Who is this actor who appears in such films as
U-Turn and Rosewood?

Answer : _Jon VOIGHT_

18) Nintendo has Mario and Donkey Kong. Sega has Sonic the Hedgehog and had
Wonderboy. Playstation has Crash Bandicoot and Lara Croft. FTP What gaming
system rode on the shoulders of a short caveman with a big head named Bonk?

Answer : _NEC Turbo Graphix 16_

19) With help from the likes of Babyface, Toni Braxton, and Pybo Bryson this
artist has championed Aristas label for over a decade. Hits like Silhouette and
Midnight Motion keep his music in demand but as popular as he is he remains the
butt of endless jo

kes.

20) This female artist must be very proud that her name ended up in the Starr

also includes such hits as Sweet Surrender, Building A Mystery, and Adia.

Answer : _Sarah McLACHLAN_

21) With teams such as the Frederick Regiment, the Bowie Nationals, the Delmarva

Answer : _MARYLAND FALL Baseball LEAGUE_ (do not except _Maryland League_)

22) Honey, salt, milk, baking soda, marshmallow, and Hershey's chocolate chunks
all sound good by themselves, but add them to a General Mills ceral and, FTP,
you come up with what snack?

Answer : GOLDEN GRAHMS TREATS

23) First it was Jose Canseco, then Canseco and Barry Bonds, now it is Canseco,
Bonds, and Seattle Mariner shortstop Alex Rodriguez. FTP, what excluse club to
these 3 men belong to?

Answer : _4 0-4 0 CLUB_

24) ESPN has started to draw criticism from organizations for running ads by
MetRx Enginerred Nutrition on it's show American Muscle. FTP, all this hoopla
over what muscle-building supplement that is also used by baseball players Dante
Bichette and Mark M

cGwire.

25) Lake Placid, Madison Square Gardens, the Hartford Civic Center, the New

ir lease from the 26 year old Nassau Coliseum, saying it is not safe.

Answer : _NEW YORK ISLANDERS_

26) It was most frequently spotted the week of January 16-23, 1909, although

r ten points, name this creature, which lent its name to a recent Sony Playstation game and an NHL team.

ANSWER : _JERSEY DEVIL_ (do not prompt on devil)

27. Looking for the state. The Republican candidate for one House seat has called Clinton a "scumbag" and confessed to fathering a child in an extramarital affair. What's sad is that he's the front-runner - and that will happen when the challenger has b

een convicted on forgery and theft charges. For ten points, name the state which is home to a "race" between Bob Kern and Dan Burton.

ANSWER : _INDIANA_

1) (30) Transormers - more than meets the eye! I'll give you an item that a
Transformer could turn in to. You'll earn ten points each if you can name that
transformer.

1. 
   A yellow VW Beetle ANSWER : _BUMBLEBEE_
   
2. 
   A gun
   

C) A white Porsche

2) (30) Given a description of the potential foreign coach of the U.S. men's

5 - This coach of Nigeria during the '98 World Cup also led the U.S. in '94.

ANSWER : Bora _MILUTINOVIC_ (mil-UH-tin-oh-vitch)

10 - He led Brazil to the '94 title, but was sacked as coach of Saudi Arabia in

1998.

ANSWER : Carlos Alberto _PARREIRA_

Federation

ANSWER : Carlos _QUIER0Z_ (Kee-AY-rose)

3) Given the plot description, name the football movie for ten points each.

A) This 1974 movie features Burt Reynolds organizing convicts in a grudge match
against prison wardens.

ANSWER : _THE LONGEST YARD_

2. 
   Nick Nolte and Mac Davis star as NFL playersin this 1979 flick. ANSWER : _NORTH DALLAS FORTY_
   
3. 
   This 1990s movie features the trials and tribulations of Eastern State University.
   

4) For 10 points each what are the full names of the character's 'Boner* and his

Answer: Boner/Son is Richard Stabbone

Father: Sylvester Stabbone

5) FFPE, and 5 point bonus, given the baseball position, tell us the name of the

(NOTE : Firstbaseman's name is "WHO")

1. 
   Leftfield Answer : _WHY_
   
2. 
   Shortstop
   

c) Pitcher

Answer : _TOMORROW_

d) Thirdbase

Answer : _I DON'T KNOW_

e) Centerfield

6) Given the name of a upcoming album, name the artist FTP. You will get 5

al) The Globe Sessions a2) My Favorite Mistake

Answer : _Sheryl_Crow_

bl) Spirits

b2) Foolish Games

Answer : _Jewel_

cl) Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie c2) Uninvited

Answer : _Alanis_Morissette_

7) How well do you know the lines to Mel Brooks' spoof "Space Balls?" FFPE and
a 5 point bonus name the character who said this line.

a) "What's the matter Colonel Sanders, Chicken?"

Answer : _ LORD HELMET_

b) "I'm a mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!"

Answer : _ BARF _

c) "Hopefully we'll all meet again in the sequel 'Space Balls 2 - The

Answer : _ YOGURT

d) "Great! That's all we need. A Drewish princess"

Answer : Prince _ LONESTAR _ d) "Oh Well. Goodbye Virgin Alarm!" Answer : _ DOT _ Matrix

8) Some of the most memorable lines come from Television series finales. Given
the final line of the series finale, name the show for 10 points, 5 points if
you need the character.

a) "In case I don't get to see you again, I left you a message!"

Hawkeye Pierce Answer _ M*A*S*H*

b) "Sorry, we're closed."

Sam Malone Answer _ CHEERS _

c) "Al is coming home!"

Dr. Sam Beckett

Answer _ QUANTUM LEAP _

9) Nearly every superhero has his or her own secret identity. Can you name some
of them. Given the superhero, give his secret identity. Five points each, with
a 5 point bonus.

1. 
   Spiderman Answer _ PETER PARKER _
   
2. 
   Robin Answer _ DICK GRACEN _
   
3. 
   The Incredible Hulk (The comic book character not the TV character)
   

d) Wolverine Answer _LOGAN _

e) Wonderwoman Answer _D0NNA TROY _

10) 30-20-10 Can you guess the name of this Sci-Fi thriller staring Matthew

1. 
   "Mr. Makitrick, after careful consideration I've come to the conclusion that your new defense system sucks.
   

1. 
   "Games! If it want's to play a game than play it!"
   
2. 
   "Let's play Global Thermonuclear War."
   

11) For 10 points each name the hit song by 'Boys Don't Cry' and the movie in

Answer: Song: _I wanna be a Cowboy_ Movie: _The Last Boyscout_ Shows: _Saturday Night Live_ & _In Living Color_

12) For 10 points name the Pat Benetar hit song from the film, 'The Legend of
Billie Jean'. For 5 points each name both members of the brother/sister tandem
that starred in this film.

Answer: song: _Invincible_

Bro/Sis: _Helen Slater_ & _Christian Slater_

13) FTP, given the major league team, name their AAA affiliate team.

a) Tampa Bay Devil Rays

Answer : _Durham Bulls_

b) Milwaukee Brewers

Answer : _Louisville Redbirds_

c) New York Yankees

Answer : _Columbus Clippers_

14) Identify the George Michael song from lyrics for ten points each. If you
need some more lyrics, you'll only get five.

A) 10 - I don't need no bible/Just look in my eyes

5 - What's your definition of dirty, baby ANSWER : _I WANT YOUR SEX_

B) 10 - And I'll show you heaven if you let me

5 - I'd love to see you naked, baby ANSWER : _TOO FUNKY_

C) 10 - And when that love comes down/Without devotion

5 - But I'm showing you the door ANSWER : _FAITH_

15) FTPE, given the Wrestlemania, tell who was the main event.

a/b) Wrestlemania VI

Answer : _THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR_ vs _Hulk HOGAN_ c/d) Wrestlemania IX

Answer : _YOKOZUNA_ vs Bret _HART_ e/f) Wrestlemania III

Answer : _Hulk HOGAN_ vs _ANDRE THE GIANT_

16) My former roommate graduated with a 3.7, and yet the thing he's most proud
of is winning Mike Tyson's Punch-Out! Given a desccription of a fighter, name
him for the stated number of points.

5 - This Frenchman is the first guy you face ANSWER : GLASS JOE

10 - Avoid all of this Pacific islander's punches, then nail him in the

stomach ANSWER : _KING HIPP0_

15 - The boxer you fight before you get to Tyson. This Californian is known for his spinning punches. ANSWER : _SUPER MACHOMAN_

17) Answer the following questions about locations in Will Smith movies for the

FFP, In what part of New York did the aliens first make contact? Answer : _QUEENS_

FTP, In Bad Boys, Will Smith was a police officer in what city? Answer : _MIAMI_

For 15 points, at what base was Will Smith's character based? Answer : _EL TORRO_

18) FFPE, given the year of an summer Olympic game, name the location.

a) 1968

b) 1980

c) 1904

d) 1988

e) 2004

f) 1936

19) FTPE, Name the nWo member from the stated clues.

a) Once was a member of the WWF Tag Champions Demolition, went solo, and then
got into trouble with the law.

Answer : _Bryan Adams_

b) Began his carrer in WCW as Oz, then went to the WWF as Shawn Michaels
bodyguard, before winning the heavyweight championship.

Answer : _Kevin NASH_

c) Former IWGP Heavyweight Champion, he teamed with Hawk to form a new version
of the Legion of Doom and won IWGP Tag Team gold.

Answer : _Masahiro CHONO_

20) I hope you are not sick of hearing about the stock market, if so you will
not like this bonus. FTP, give the symbol, give the company's name.

a) BA

b) BPBFX

c) KRB

21) Margaret Weiss and Tracy Hickman are well-known for their Dragonlance books.

for naming two, and thirty for naming three.

ANSWER : _DRAGON WING_, _ELVEN STAR_, _FIRE SEA_, _SERPENT MAGE_, _THE HAND OF CHAOS_, _INTO THE LABYRINTH, _THE SEVENTH GATE_

22) 1) If all has gone according to my plans, by now Hurricane Georges will

irst six named Atlantic storms of 1998 for 5 points each. Mwahahahah!

Answers: _ALEX_; _BONNIE_; _CHARLEY_; _DANIELLE_; _EARL_; _FRANCES_

23) At this year's Emmy Awards, the world's best actor ever, David Hyde Pierce,

rivating, so let's talk about his competition. Give the names of the other four actors nominated this year for 5 points each plus a bonus 5 points for their shows and another 5 points for all correct. Hint: there were two for NBC and two for HBO.