decorating him with trinkets and numberless ornaments.
As soon as he was introduced to me he began displaying
his honors, a flat watch set round with large diamonds
suspended round his neck by a gold chain, a ring with
secret springs and amorous devices, which, I was given
to understand, was not to be examined. He is a large,
florid complexioned man, reckoned very like the P.
of Peace. His name is Ortia. It is said that he was
urged to go to Court, but declined the favor unless he
might go openly, as he very naturally feared the uncon-
trolled power of his more fortunate successor. The
notoriety of the Q.'s amours is so great that it is not
an unusual topic of conversation with the muleteers.
Hitherto all ranks disapprove of the elevation of the
P. of Peace, and ascribe his rise to the true reason.
The dissolute manners of the women is disgusting ; their
excesses make them antidotes to the inclination they
wish to inspire. Several of the highest rank, possess-
ing youth, beauty, and consequence, have from their
libertinage destroyed their health. On Tuesday, Feb. 22nd, Mardi gras, the gaieties
of the Carnival closed. I went to the play to see the
l8o3 ] TRAVELLING IN SPAIN 29 comedians pelted with dragees ; those who were disliked
were annoyed with large stones and bits of wood. The
performances were abruptly closed with a notification that
several of the performers were wounded and some going
to be blooded. This morning (Feb. 23rd, Ash Wednesday) we went to
the Church of St. Nicholas to hear the Spanish style of
pulpit declamation. The preacher, who is an old man,
made an exordium of about half an hour upon his age
and infirmities, presumption in undertaking the task
of preaching, gratitude for such an audience, &c. As
much as I could comprehend of his discourse, it was
rather of a nature to keep one from nodding. The
curate saw Voltaire, who, struck with his good figure
and beauty, made him a compliment at the expense of
the whole nation, by expressing his wonder that Spain
could produce so handsome a man. The Spaniards say of the climate of Madrid, ' No
extingue la candela y mata al hombre,' ' and as this fatal
propensity is in full vigour in the early months of spring,
we have determined, provided we all keep well, to go
round by Granada, Seville, Cordova, Toledo, to Madrid,
instead of waiting here for ye fine weather at Madrid.
We shall fill up the interval in travelling. The accounts
of the roads are so much more favorable than Swin-
burne and other travellers lead one to imagine, that in
point of danger there is little to apprehend, tho' many
trifling inconveniences to encounter, such as wretched
gipsy posadas and robbers in the shape of smugglers, who
rob by compelling you to purchase at an exorbitant
price their snuff and counterband (sic) commodities.
Our theatrical representations are no more than rope-
dancers and tumblers. Both these talents are possessed
by the performers in a tolerable degree of perfection, but 1 It does not blow out a candle, but kills a man.
30 LADY HOLLAND'S JOURNAL [Feb. these tours-de-force always give me much more pain than
pleasure. The Castle Spectre 1 has been honored with a
translation into Castilian, by the title of El Duque de
Viseo ; the monk and the ghost are omitted. Much
diversion did an enthusiastic bel esprit afford me by
exclaiming that the author who composed that soliloquy
of the negro must indeed be a sublime genius ! A biographical dictionary of Los Hijos de Madrid is
no bad specimen of the roundabout way in which Spaniards
do things. The names are arranged in alphabetical
order, but alas ! according to the Xtian names of the
worthies ; therefore one might look for an hour for the
most celebrated hero in Spain, and not find it at last,
unless one had an extract from the parish record of all
the saints under whose protection the parents chose to
place him. The accounts from Paris and England of the unusual
severity of the weather give us much reason to rejoice
at our determination of being in a milder climate ;
especially as, even under the ciel of Valencia, a cold
tramontana (which has hardly happened three times)
brings on Charles' coughs, though they have never been
accompanied with the slightest fever. He grows robust,
and his health is astonishingly mended. From the end
of October 1801 to the beginning of March 1802, he
seldom passed a week without being attended by Dr.
Vaughan, and was frequently in his bed and twice in
imminent danger ; therefore the ease of mind we now feel
compensates for every privation of society. The local
weakness in Henry E.'s 2 leg seems to yield to the tonic
effects of sea bathing ; he is a sprightly, active child, 1 M. G. Lewis' play, produced in 1797. - The Hon. Henry Edward Fox, afterwards fourth Lord Holland.
He was born in 1802, and suffered from leg trouble from the time
of his birth.
x8o 3 ] DON QUIXOTE 31 and would run alone if his knee seconded^his wishes.
Our occupations afford little matter for notice. Ld.
Hd. is employed in writing a Life and Review of the
literature of Lope de Vega ; ' I read a little Spanish,
but chiefly fill up my time in examining with a melancholy
apprehension the progress of the disease in my eyes ! Mr.
Allen, who is delightful, is devoted to his political economy,
and, like the hero of Cervantes, ' con mucho leer y poco
dormir,' 2 he would sally forth and encounter the merinos,
municipal laws, and all the institutions he looks upon
as the political remoras 3 to the prosperity of Spain. I always thought till now that nothing was more
pedantic than to say Don Quixote could not be relished
out of the original. Nothing is so true, and to the
assertion must be added that it cannot be completely so
unless the reader knows Spain, its manners, customs,
looks of the inhabitants, their tones of voice, dress,
gestures, gravity, modes of sitting upon their asses,
driving ; their ventas, posadas, utensils, vessels for
liquor, skins, etc. In English I thought it a flat, burlesque
work ; now I think it without exception much the most
amusing production of human wit. It is the only book
which ever excited my risible faculties, as when I read it,
I cannot refrain from bursting out into a loud laugh.
The blunder about Sancho's ass is strange ; in the same
chapter it is lost and recovered and lost again, without
its appearance being accounted for. Frederick * writes that the weather is so cold in France
that the Rhone froze, and two hardy, foolhardy English-
men ventured to cross it with their baggage. A celebrated 1 His work, Some A ccount of the Life and Writings of Lope de Vega
and Guillen de Castro, was published in 1817, 2 With much reading and little sleeping. 3 Hindrances. 4 Frederick Ponsonby had left at the end of January in order to
join his regiment in England,
32 LADY HOLLAND'S JOURNAL [March and promising young abogado 1 has dined here : he is in
disgrace, and his exile is to his native kingdom, Valencia.
The offence was of a nature to crush all hope of justice
being fairly administered, or truth being pleaded. He
conducted a suit against a lady on the behalf of her
husband ; the lady was mistress to Ricardos, 2 and
has some influence over ye Prince of P. Incensed
against this young man for venturing to plead against
her, she obtained that he should be arrested going out
of his house, and seized to serve for eight years as a
soldier upon the accusation that he was a vagabond.
He, however, had friends who exerted themselves and
proved to the P. of P. the falsehood of the pretext, by
producing documents to prove that he had studied at
the University at Salamanca, and had legally entered
the career of jurisprudence. This effort in his favor
procured an order for his banishment in lieu of his serving
in the ranks. He is the son of an obscure peasant, but
merely by his talents has elevated himself into public
notice. Such is the disposition of the P. of P. that\
aupres de lui les femmes ont toujours raison ; suffice
it that they complain, be it against husband, brother,
father, son, they are sure of success. Ainsi c'est le paradis
des femmes. Till I get to the fountain head, I shall
suspend my belief in the various anecdotes about the
Court which people credit and retail. The number of
persons in disgrace prove that there is much tracasserie,
fear, and caprice in those at the helm. Bessboroughs and Morpeths have been at Paris.
Smiths 3 are sailed by this time. His place is that of 1 Advocate. His name was Don Pasqual Rodenas. 2 Antonio, Conde de Ricardos-Carillo (1727-1794), the Spanish
general. 3 ' Bobus ' Smith, Sydney Smith's brother. Robert Percy Smith
( 1 770-1 845) married, in 1797, Caroline, daughter of Richard Vernon,
Esq., and Evelyn, first Countess of Upper Ossory. He held the post
for seven years.
i8o 3 ] BOBUS SMITH 33 Advocate-General in Bengal ; ye salary is £5000 pr.
ann., and the gains in legal practice to a man of abilities
is full double. And money was, as with him it appears
to be, the object : the temptation was irresistible. His
success at home did not keep pace with his ambition.
He was far from popular with the lawyers ; a certain
overbearing arrogance of deportment made him offensive
in society, and upon the whole for his happiness and
reputation he has chosen judiciously. March 1.2th. — The weather has again become cold ;
the accounts from England are full of complaints of the
extraordinary rigor of the weather. The Pope's Bull is become public in this country
thro' the medium of the French newspapers, and much
emotion is thereby excited. It lodges in the P. of P.
accident to retard one, so did we on this, for in the midst
of a deep slough the coach broke in several parts ; the
whole road most abominably rugged. Met in the vega 1
Messrs. Dandeya ct fils who came out to meet us. First
view of town pretty and romantic. I can say nothing
yet, the whole being a confused mass in my mind of
singular, irregular beauties. Our house is delightful ;
a double court, in each of which we have fountains which
play constantly ; apartments excellent. As soon as I
had dined I wished to see the Alhambra, but that was
impossible, not having the permission and owing to the
lateness of the hour. Our house is situated at the extremity of the town
on the banks of ye Darro. Opposite to my window
I see the fortress and palace of the Alhambra, which is
placed upon a steep hill the sides of which are covered
with delightful trees now putting forth their luxuriant
foliage. The moon shone very bright, and just after the
Angelas, being near the Cathedral, I could not resist
going into it. The feeble rays from the lamps burning
before the altars, made the building appear magnificent.
Got the portraits of Ferdinand and Isabella well cleared
of the cobwebs that I might distinguish their features. Sunday, 1st May. — From the Plaza Nueva, where
there is a magnificent palace for the Captain-General,
one ascends the Calle de los Gomerez, a quarter belonging
to a great Moorish family of that name, at the extremity
of which there is a large gateway, under which one passes
to get into the precincts of the Alhambra Hieronymites. 2 — A convent and college founded by 1 Plain. 2 The Convent of San Geronimo is now used as a cavalry barracks.
Gonzalo's sword was carried off by Sebastiani's soldiers, who desecrated
the church and stripped it of much of the woodwork.
48 LADY HOLLAND'S JOURNAL [May Gonzalo de Cordova, ' El Gran Capitan ' y Duque de Sessa.
The church is crowded with tawdry decorations, walls
well painted in fresco by Palmerino, 1 a pupil of Luca
Giordano's. In a small chapel there is a carving in
wood remarkably good ; it is also estimable for having
belonged to the private oratory of Gonzalo. On each
side of the high altar are kneeling figures of Gonzalo
and his wife ; his real sword is placed in a picture repre-
senting the Pope giving it to him. The high altar is
loaded with well carved and well painted images, one by
a disciple of Verruguete. One cannot but regret that so
much time and talent should have been thrown away
upon such trivial and paltry subjects. Most conventual
churches in Spain are disfigured by the manner in which
the choir is placed for the monks, instead of being in
the centre, which is also ugly but does not destroy the
vaisseau of the church so much. A third of the space
is taken off at about 20 feet from the pavement, so one
enters under a heavy low ceiling, which adds to the
darkness of the church. XWent to Sitio de Roma, a Royal sitio distant about
2 leagues. It was originally a hunting seat of Charles V,
who stocked it with pheasants, then and now a rarity
in Spain ; General Wall pulled down the palace and
built the present small but commodious house. It is
now a possession of the Prince of Peace, who is accused
of neglecting it most sadly. The chief and sole beauty
consists in the fine woods and springs, the drives through
which are delicious ; the birds sing with unusual melody.
The Xenil and other streams run through it. We dined
there, and returned rather late to Granada. Mde.
Bendicho gave me a ball that I might see the tana and
guaracha danced in perfection. Mile. Ortiz did honor to 1 Palomino de Castro y Velasco (1653-1726), the friend and rival
of Luca Giordano, not his pupil.
1803] OSUNA 49 the compositions, I never saw a more bewitching com-
pound of grace, beauty, and modesty. M. (sic) Azanza, 1
Vice-roy of Mexico, very civil, in exile : Valdes, locum-
tenens for Captain-General, the Intendente and his wife,
besides others whose names I have forgotten. On the 9th of May we left Granada. 12th May, 1803. — Met just before Osuna a thoroughly
Spanish equipage, four fine mules carrying a fat lady and
attendants out to tomar el sol. 2 Osuna is a large, well-
built, clean, and cheerful town ; houses seemed com-
fortable, small antesalas well lighted before the inner door.
The Senor, or Lord, is the Duke of Osuna. Giron, Conde