Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Eric goes to California against his parents' wishes to ask Donna to come home, and Kelso finds a California girl who is up for anything except 'that'. Guest starring Jessica Simpson. Also starring TOPHER GRACE, LAURA PREPON, ASHTON KUTCHER and MILA KUNIS.

When Marshall is wined and dined by a recruiter from a big corporate law firm, he considers giving up his dream job of saving the earth in favor of the almighty dollar. Meanwhile, Ted discovers a porn actor is using his name. Guest starring JOHN CHO. Also starring JASON SEGEL, NEIL PATRICK HARRIS, ALYSON HANNIGAN.

J.D. convinces Carla to open up to him about her insecurities and her feelings towards Turk only to betray her confidence by sharing that information with Turk. Starring ZACH BRAFF, SARAH CHALKE, DONALD FAISON, CHRISTA MILLER and JOHN C MCGINLEY.

In a special one hour premiere episode, Peter decides to entertain the family during a black out with his version of the Star Wars saga with Chris as a whining Luke Skywalker, Peter as an extra large but heroic Han Solo, Lois as Princess Leia, Stewie as Darth Vader and Brian playing Chewbacca. Guest starring MICK HUCKNALL, CHEVY CHASE and BEVERLY D'ANGELO. With the voices of SETH MACFARLANE, SETH GREEN, MILA KUNIS and ALEX BORSTEIN.

When Roger and Francine go wine tasting, they get carried away, and Roger kisses Francine in a drunken moment. With the voices of SETH MACFARLANE, WENDY SCHAAL and RACHEL MACFARLANE.

The gang has the write stuff when Earl attends a prison class on creative writing, which inspires the others to take pen to paper. While Earl suffers a nasty case of writer's block, Randy flourishes in his written imaginary world and Catalina crafts a soapy story about romance with a hunk. Guest starring Miguel Varoni. Also starring JASON LEE ETHAN SUPLEE JAIME PRESSLY NADINE VELAZQUEZ EDDIE STEEPLES MIGUEL VARONI.

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Crockett and Tubbs pose as dealers in the Big Apple to smoke out Colombian drug dealers responsible for the murders of Federal agents. Starring DON JOHNSON and PHILIP THOMAS.

The A-team are hired by a young artist to find the men who put her boyfriend in the hospital and the trail leads them into an art gallery in Beverly Hills. Starring MR T, GEORGE PEPPARD, DIRK BENEDICT, DWIGHT SCHULTZ, MAYLO MCCASHLIN, BRUCE GLOVER, LLOYD BOCHNER, BRANSCOMB RICHMOND, DENNIS FRANZ, GARNETT SMITH and CHERIE MICHAN.

A wagon train travels westward from Missouri in the 1870s finding action and adventure. Starring TERRY WILSON, FRANK MCGRATH, WARD BOND and ROBERT HORTON.

An outlaw and his men seize Shiloh and lie in wait for a chief and a general coming to negotiate a treaty. Starring JAMES DRURY, DOUG MCCLURE, DARRIN MCGAVIN, IRON EYES CODY and DAVID CARRADINE.

McHale and the boys transport Binghamton to a staff meeting in New Caledonia while they have some troublesome time off. Starring ERNEST BORGNINE, TIM CONWAY, JOE FLYNN, JANE DULO, CARL BALLANTINE and GARY VINSON.

It's mid August and Paul visits the tree lined River Ness in Inverness-shire to fly fish for Atlantic salmon. Also, Paul returns to his native Scotland and joins Richard Phelps to fish for wild brown trout and rainbows in the beautiful Glendevon Valley.

Crockett and Tubbs question the sanity of a retired vice cop who wants them to chase after a coke dealer long thought dead. Starring DON JOHNSON, PHILIP THOMAS, EDWARD OLMOS, SAUNDRA SANTIAGO, OLIVIA BROWN, MICHAEL TALBOTT, JOHN DIEHL, GREGORY SIERRA and BRUCE MCGILL.

Robin Masters is throwing a spring equinox party which is interrupted by a storm, a pregnant guest in labour and escaped convicts! Starring TOM SELLECK, JOHN HILLERMAN, ROGER E MOSLEY, LARRY MANETTI, BARRY VAN DYKE, ORSON WELLES, JAMES DOOHAN, KELLY WARD, LINDA RYAN, LORI LETHIN and JOHN MCCOOK.

Rocky asks Jim to help a friend who has been declared mentally incapable and forcibly hospitalised by relatives intent on robbing him. Starring JAMES GARNER, NOAH BEERY JR, JOE SANTOS, GRETCHEN CORBETT, TOM ATKINS, STUART MARGOLIN, PAT FINLEY, LUIS DELGADO, JACK GARNER and STROTHER MARTIN.

An international criminal rigs the Government's space weapons headquarters to blow up after construction is completed. Starring DAVID HASSELHOFF, WILLIAM DANIELS, PATRICIA MCPHERSON, PETER CULLEN and EDWARD MULHARE.

The A-team comes to help two sisters when a ruthless competitor tries to force them out of their soda-pop making plant. Guest starring Claudia Christian, Suzanne Barnes, Louis Giambalvo, Robert Dryer and Anthony James. Starring MR T, GEORGE PEPPARD, DIRK BENEDICT and DWIGHT SCHULTZ.

Monster Garage is known for bringing fast cars to life - the ultimate speed challenge is building an open road racer. Jesse and the team are going to do so with a 1964 Lincoln continental. For the challenge, the Lincoln Open Road Racer is taken to a long stretch of road outside of Las Vegas. Starring JESSE JAMES.

Eric and Donna think their senior year is ruined when Bob enrols Donna in a Catholic high school and Red takes away the Vista Cruiser. When Eric and Donna catch Jackie and Hyde making out, Donna says Kelso has to be told. If Jackie won't tell him, Donna will. Starring TOPHER GRACE and ASHTON KUTCHER.

Gene and Shannon undergo over eight hours of surgery. The procedures go smoother for Gene than for Shannon, who has a much harder time post surgery and must be hospitalised longer than expected. Meanwhile, Gene returns home and has a very emotional and upsetting reunion with Nick and Sophie. GENE SIMMONS SHANNON TWEED NICK SIMMONS SOPHIE SIMMONS TRACY TWEED .

Atlantis races against time to save team members trapped in a collapsed compound, and rescue a pregnant Teyla from Michael's clutches. Starring JOE FLANIGAN, RACHEL LUTTRELL, JASON MOMOA, JEWEL STAITE, ROBERT PICARDO, DAVID HEWLETT, MITCH PILEGGI, MARTIN CHRISTOPHER, CONNOR TRINNEER, AMANDA TAPPING, KAVAN SMITH, LEELA SAVASTA and JEREMY JONES.

The Caprican government puts pressure on Daniel to mass produce the Cylons by bringing forward the deadline. For this to happen, the MCP must be reset, which will effectively destroy the Zoe avatar's existence. Starring ERIC STOLTZ, ESAI MORALES, ALESSANDRA TORRESANI, MAGDA APANOWICZ, PAULA MALCOMSON, POLLY WALKER and SACHA ROIZ.

When Sean Walker investigates the mysterious disappearance of his fiance, Leila, he unwittingly begins to expose the biggest cover-up in U.S. history. Starring JASON RITTER, BLAIR UNDERWOOD, ZELJKO IVANEK, LAURA INNES, BILL SMITROVICH and CLIFTON COLLINS JR.

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The outrageous comedy where puppets are used to recreate real prank phone calls. Set in the bizarre fictional land of Yankerville.

Crockett and Tubbs question the sanity of a retired vice cop who wants them to chase after a coke dealer long thought dead. Starring DON JOHNSON, PHILIP THOMAS, EDWARD OLMOS, SAUNDRA SANTIAGO, OLIVIA BROWN, MICHAEL TALBOTT, JOHN DIEHL, GREGORY SIERRA and BRUCE MCGILL.

A wagon train travels westward from Missouri in the 1870s finding action and adventure. Starring TERRY WILSON, FRANK MCGRATH, WARD BOND and ROBERT HORTON.

A drifter is accused of murdering Silas after he reveals gold has been found near Medicine Bow. Starring JAMES DRURY and DOUG MCCLURE.

McHale's men are split into two groups to oppose each other and try to win the affection of the nurses in their sarong competition. Starring ERNEST BORGNINE, TIM CONWAY, JOE FLYNN, JANE DULO, CARL BALLANTINE and GARY VINSON.

Paul sets off for a spot of Irish brown trout fishing and begins on the Black Water River in County Meath. Also, rom Torshavn, Paul joins the crew of the Heidrikur and they set of out to sea to fish for cod, catfish, haddock, whiting and flat fish.

Gene returns home and has a very emotional and upsetting reunion with Nick and Sophie. Nick and Sophie enlist crazy Aunt Tracy to rescue them while their parents are recovering in the mansion. GENE SIMMONS SHANNON TWEED NICK SIMMONS SOPHIE SIMMONS TRACY TWEED.

Twelve patients become afflicted with an unidentified malady, and Quincy and Sam try to isolate the disease for the local G.P. Starring JACK KLUGMAN, ROBERT ITO and ELISHA COOK.

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Magnum meets Higgin's brother, a North Ireland priest who believes an English relic was taken during a weapons search for the I.R.A. Starring TOM SELLECK, JOHN HILLERMAN and ROGER E MOSLEY.

Jim successfully breaks TT out of the senior citizens' hospital, but the old man is less than grateful for his freedom. Starring JAMES GARNER, NOAH BEERY JR, JOE SANTOS, GRETCHEN CORBETT, TOM ATKINS, STUART MARGOLIN, PAT FINLEY, LUIS DELGADO, JACK GARNER and STROTHER MARTIN.

Michael enters KITT in a small-town road rally to investigate death threats received by the race's sponsor. Starring DAVID HASSELHOFF, WILLIAM DANIELS, PATRICIA MCPHERSON, PETER CULLEN and EDWARD MULHARE.

The A-team find themselves obligated to take a vacation at Crystal Lake to avert Colonel Decker's troops from finding them. Guest starring Kristen Meadows, Robert Gray, Lance LeGault and Ken Swofford. Starring MR T, GEORGE PEPPARD, DIRK BENEDICT and DWIGHT SCHULTZ.

Jesse takes on the ultimate speed challenge. Starting with a Phantom F-4 belly tank, Jesse and the team of speed specialists build a classic-styled speed machine in a week. Builders include Al Teague, the legendary speed king. Starring JESSE JAMES.

Kitty drops a bomb by announcing she's pregnant, while Kelso feels as if a bomb has been dropped on him when he sees Hyde and Jackie kissing. Starring TOPHER GRACE and ASHTON KUTCHER.

New Orleans, surrounded by water, is particularly vulnerable to the capriciousness of nature. When Hurricane Katrina hit the city's levees failed, transforming whole parishes into flooded Boneyards. The recovery effort faced complex challenges and costs, with reminders along the ways of the cost of misjudging the power of nature.

Dead weight must be shed. Inexperienced hook tender Jesse Browning, junior pilot Steve Smith and greenhorn Brad Hewitt all have their heads on the chopping block. They've been struggling since day one, but their company bosses are out of patience and out of options. Only one will survive the week.

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In the aftermath of a deadly attack on American forces in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, FBI special agent Ronald Fleury assembles a secret team of U.S. counter-terrorism investigators to enter the city and find the criminals responsible. The crew, however, finds their attempt to capture the perpetrators stalled by bureaucracy and their presence unwelcome. In desperation, the team enlists the aid of a Saudi Arabian police officer, but as the agents infiltrate the dark and complex world of the Saudi crime scene, they find that the perpetrator’s next target may be them. Starring JAMIE FOXX, CHRIS COOPER, JENNIFER GARNER, JASON BATEMAN, ASHRAF BARHOM, ALI SULIMAN, JEREMY PIVEN, RICHARD JENKINS

TIM MCGRAW, KYLE CHANDLER, FRANCES FISHER, DANNY HUSTON and KELLY AUCOIN.

Twelve patients become afflicted with an unidentified malady, and Quincy and Sam arrive at a small ranching community to isolate the disease for the local G.P. Starring JACK KLUGMAN, ROBERT ITO, ELISHA COOK and GUY STOCKWELL.

A wagon train travels westward from Missouri in the 1870s finding action and adventure. Starring TERRY WILSON, FRANK MCGRATH, WARD BOND and ROBERT HORTON.

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Magnum meets Higgin's brother, a North Ireland priest who believes an English relic was taken during a weapons search for the I.R.A. Starring TOM SELLECK, JOHN HILLERMAN and ROGER E MOSLEY.

Jim successfully breaks TT out of the senior citizens' hospital, but the old man is less than grateful for his freedom. Starring JAMES GARNER, NOAH BEERY JR and JOE SANTOS.

Michael enters KITT in a small-town road rally to investigate death threats received by the race's sponsor. Starring DAVID HASSELHOFF.

The A-team find themselves obligated to take a vacation at Crystal Lake to avert Colonel Decker's troops from finding them. Starring MR T, GEORGE PEPPARD and DIRK BENEDICT.

A wagon train travels westward from Missouri in the 1870s finding action and adventure. Starring TERRY WILSON, FRANK MCGRATH, WARD BOND and ROBERT HORTON.

A widow may lose her adopted son when a woman plans to sue for custody of the boy, heir to a fortune. Starring JAMES DRURY, DOUG MCCLURE, PATRICIA BRESLIN, RUTA LEE and JOSEPH CAMPANELLA.

The Captain has come up with another scheme to get rid of McHale - this time by getting McHale married to Kate O'Hara. Starring ERNEST BORGNINE, TIM CONWAY, JOE FLYN and JANE DULO.

When Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans the city's levees failed, transforming it into flooded Boneyards, reminding people of nature's power.

From the Canadian city of Victoria, the capital of Vancouver Island, Paul joins skipper Wayne Dealey to fish the rich northern pacific waters.

Despite physical evidence of a fight, the body of a popular movie star shows an absence of defensive wounds and a non-fatal injury. Starring JACK KLUGMAN, ROBERT ITO, CAROLYN JONES and CAMERON MITCHELL.

Thomas has an accident while ski- surfing on Independence Day and ends up stranded miles out at sea. Starring TOM SELLECK.

Jim sticks his neck out to clear Becker, who has been wrongly suspended on suspicion of selling drugs stolen from the narcotics squad. Starring JAMES GARNER and NOAH BEERY JR.

A scientist's daughter is kidnapped by criminals as part of a scheme to build a hot new weapon. Starring DAVID HASSELHOFF, WILLIAM DANIELS, PATRICIA MCPHERSON, PETER CULLEN and EDWARD MULHARE.

Soldiers of fortune Hannibal, Murdock, Face and BA dispense their own particular brand of justice. Starring MR T, GEORGE PEPPARD, DIRK BENEDICT and DWIGHT SCHULTZ.

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There is no bigger car carrier in the world than, Faust, and none more high tech. A winter crossing to America with thousands of European luxury cars will put Faust and her crew to the test. In spite of storms, the threat of fire and stowaways; nothing will put a dent in her schedule or her prized cargo.

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It's the holiday season and the skies are full, American Airlines Flight 965 was held on the tarmac in Miami for two hours causing the experienced pilots, wanting to make up for lost time, are pushing the state-of-the-art Boeing 757 to its limit. As the plane prepares to descend into Cali Airport, Peru an alarm sounds in the cockpit ...they are heading straight for a mountain! Despite their sophisticated navigation system they are 12 miles of course and crash with only four survivors. What did the black box reveal about this explicable disaster and how can future pilots learn from the mistakes of the past.

What would happen if a massive earthquake and tsunami were to strike the West Coast of the United States? Experts say it could easily match the catasthrophic 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami. A 700 mile stretch of coast, lies just off the exthemely volatile Cascadia Subduction Zone. Many seismologists say it is likely to erupt in the not too distant future.

New discoveries regarding the Outer Planets are creating a fundamental rethinking of our solar system. Uranus is a toxic combination of hydrogen, helium and methane. Neptune's largest moon, Triton, is cold and barren, but scientists speculate that liquid water might exist under Triton's icy surface. Cold and inhospitable, Pluto completes one orbit around the solar system every 248 years.

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Tonight's playboy movie is a chilling drama, laced with romance, telling the story of a man's decision between the love of his life and his love for life. When Christian's beautiful wife died in 1888, he joined the undead for a chance to stay alive for a thousand years to reclaim his bride during her reincarnations. Nina, his partner in the vampire netherworld, keeps him strong by finding fresh blood on their journey through time. Today, over a hundred years later, the vampire couple have found their way to the big city. Christian finds that his beloved is now a nurse called Katherine. However, she must become a vampire as well, or he must die... forever. Starring JOHN ENOS, KATHLEEN KINMONT, ROBERT KNEPPER and DIANA FRANK.

A wagon train travels westward from Missouri in the 1870s finding action and adventure. Starring TERRY WILSON, FRANK MCGRATH, WARD BOND and ROBERT HORTON.