Atlantean Service Songs
Hearts of Oak
Come cheer up, my lads! 'tis to glory we steer,
To add something more to this wonderful year;
To honour we call you, not press you like slaves,
For who are so free as the sons of the waves?
Chorus
Heart of oak are our ships, heart of oak are our men;
We always are ready, steady, boys, steady!
We'll fight and we'll conquer again and again.
We ne'er see our foes but we wish them to stay,
They never see us but they wish us away;
If they run, why we follow, and run them ashore,
For if they won't fight us, we cannot do more.
Chorus
They swear they'll invade us, these terrible foes,
They frighten our women, our children, and beaus;
But should their flat bottoms in darkness get o'er,
Still Atlantans they'll find to receive them on shore.
Chorus
We'll still make them fear, and we'll still make them flee,
And drub 'em on shore, as we've drubb'd 'em at sea;
Then cheer up, my lads! with one heart let us rate:
Our soldiers, our sailors, our statesmen and Senate.
Chorus
Over the Sea
Our 'prentice Tom may now refuse
To wipe his scoundrel Master's Shoes,
For now he's free to sing and play
Over the Seas and far away.
Over the Seas and O'er the Main,
To Khitan, Crimmeria and Turain,
The Senate commands and we'll obey
Over the Seas and far away.
We all shall lead more happy lives
By getting rid of brats and wives
That scold and bawl both night and day -
Over the Seas and far away.
Over the Seas and O'er the Main,
To Khitan, Crimmeria and Turain,
The Senate commands and we'll obey
Over the Seas and far away.
Courage, boys, 'tis one to ten,
But we return all gentlemen
All gentlemen as well as they,
Over the Seas and far away.
Over the Seas and O'er the Main,
To Khitan, Crimmeria and Turain,
The Senate commands and we'll obey
Over the Seas and far away.
We’ll Rant We’ll Roar aka Farewell and Adieu aka Turanish ladies
Farewell and adieu to you, Turanish Ladies,
Farewell and adieu to you, ladies of T’rain;
For we've received orders for to sail for Atlantis,
But we hope in a short time to see you again.
We will rant and we'll roar like true Atlantan sailors,
We'll rant and we'll roar all on the salt sea.
Until we strike soundings in the channel of Atlantis;
From Taurus to Virgo is thirty five leagues.
We hove our ship to with the wind from sou'west, boys
We hove our ship to, deep soundings to take;
'Twas forty-five fathoms, with a white sandy bottom,
So we squared our main yard and up channel did make.
We will rant and we'll roar like true Atlantan sailors,
We'll rant and we'll roar all on the salt sea.
Until we strike soundings in the channel of Atlantis;
From Taurus to Virgo is thirty five leagues.
The first land we sighted was called the Dodman,
Next Mane Head off Leo, off Pisces the Wight;
We sailed by Cancer, by Orion and Gover,
And then we bore up for the South Dragon’s light.
We will rant and we'll roar like true Atlantan sailors,
We'll rant and we'll roar all on the salt sea.
Until we strike soundings in the channel of Atlantis;
From Taurus to Virgo is thirty five leagues.
Then the signal was made for the grand fleet to anchor,
And all in the Downs that night for to lie;
Let go your shank painter, let go your cat stopper!
Haul up your clewgarnets, let tacks and sheets fly!
We will rant and we'll roar like true Atlantan sailors,
We'll rant and we'll roar all on the salt sea.
Until we strike soundings in the channel of Atlantis;
From Taurus to Virgo is thirty five leagues.
Now let ev'ry man drink off his full bumper,
And let ev'ry man drink off his full glass;
We'll drink and be jolly and drown melancholy,
And here's to the health of each true-hearted lass.
We will rant and we'll roar like true Atlantan sailors,
We'll rant and we'll roar all on the salt sea.
Until we strike soundings in the channel of Atlantis;
From Taurus to Virgo is thirty five leagues.
The Scarlet and the Blue
Oh I once was a merry plough-boy, a-ploughing in the fields all day
When a funny thought came to my mind that I should go away
For I'm tired of the country life since the day that I was born
I'm going to join the Legions, and I'm off tomorrow morn.
(chorus)
Hoorah for the Scarlet and the Blue, helmets glistening in the sun
Pike-points flash like sun-beams to the beating of a military drum
And no more shall I go harvesting, for to gather in the golden corn
For I've took the Senate’s hull and I'm off tomorrow morn
Well I'll leave behind my old smock coat and I'll leave behind me plough
And I'll leave behind me old dun ox, for I'll not need him now
There's our flag in old Hydra now floating proudly in the sky
And the watchword of our soldiers is "We'll conquer or we'll die"
There's just one thing that grieves my mind and that's my Nelly dear
And I hope that she'll be proud of me when I am far from here
And if ever I return again I'll let you all see me
As I take my Nelly to the shrine, a centurion's wife to be.
Men of Vargos
Men of Vargos, march to glory,
Dark-eyed Crone is waiting for ye,
Black powder smoke hover o'er ye:
Hear ye not its call?
At your sloth it seems to ponder:
Let thy death cry peal like thunder,
Burst their turbaned helms asunder,
Every foe appal!
From the rocks rebounding,
Let the war cry sounding
Summon all, at Edge's call,
The foul bearded foe surrounding.
Men of Vargos, on to glory!
See, Tizoc’s standard framed all gory
Knaves these burning words afore ye:
"Vargos scorns to yield!"
'mid the fray, see dead and dying,
Hawker and foe together lying;
All around, the cannon balls flying
Scatter sudden death!
Maddened steeds are wildly neighing,
Zateria’s men hoarsely braying,
Wounded men to Aten praying
With their parting breath!
See: they're in Disorder!
Comrades, keep close order!
Ever they shall rue the day
They crossed our new found border!
Now Edenite flee before us;
Mr Benuit hangeth o'er us!
Raise the loud exulting chorus,
"Vargos wins the field!"
Tune: Men of Harlech
Gloranthan Words: Mark Robins and MOB
Atlantean Version: A Clark
Lands of Atlantis
Lands of Atlantis
Empire of the free
How shall we extoll thee
Who are ruled in liberty?
Wider still and wider
Shall thy bounds be set:
Aten, who made thee mighty
Make thee mightier yet
(Land of Hope and Glory)
O Little Town of Hy-Dra
O little town of Hy-Dra
How still we see thee lie
Above thy deep and dreaming streets
The silent stars go by
Yet all our strong cannon turned
All your strong walls to shite
The screams and fears of all the years
Shall all be yours in tonight.
(Atlantean version O Little Town of Bethlehem)
Fuck ‘em All
Oh they say there's a troop hulk just leaving the bay
Bound for the Atlantean shore,
Heavily laden with time-expired men
Bound for the land they adore;
There's many a twat just finishing his time,
There's many a cunt signing on;
You'll get no promotion this side of the ocean,
So cheer up my lads, fuck 'em all!
Chorus: Fuck 'em all!
Fuck 'em all!
The long and the short and the tall;
Fuck all the Sergeants and Gendarmes
Fuck all the corporals and their whoring mams;
For we're saying goodbye to them all,
As up the C.O.'s arse they crawl;
You'll get no promotion this side of the ocean,
So cheer up my lads, fuck 'em all!
(Trad. Atleantean version Clarky)
Rule Atlantis
When Atlantis first at Aten’s command
Arose from out the azure main;
This was the charter of the land,
And guardian aspects sang this strain;
Rule, Atlantis! Atlantis, rule the waves:
Atlantans never, never, never will be slaves.
The nations not so blest as thee,
Shall in their turns to tyrants fall;
While thou shalt flourish great and free,
The dread and envy of them all.
Rule, Atlantis! Atlantis, rule the waves:
Atlantans never, never, never will be slaves.
Still more majestic shalt thou rise,
More dreadful from each foreign stroke;
As the loud blast that tears the skies,
Serves but to root thy native oak.
Rule, Atlantis! Atlantis, rule the waves:
Atlantans never, never, never will be slaves.
Thee haughty tyrants ne'er shall tame,
All their attempts to bend thee down
Will but arouse thy generous flame;
But work their woe, and thy renown.
Rule, Atlantis! Atlantis, rule the waves:
Atlantans never, never, never will be slaves.
To thee belongs the rural reign;
Thy cities shall with commerce shine;
All thine shall be the subject main,
And every shore it circles thine.
Rule, Atlantis! Atlantis, rule the waves:
Atlantans never, never, never will be slaves.
The Dryads, still with freedom found,
Shall to thy happy coast repair;
Blest Isle! With matchless beauty crowned,
And manly hearts to guide the fair.
Rule, Atlantis! Atlantis, rule the waves:
Atlantans never, never, never will be slaves.
(Rule Britannia – Atlantean version Clarky)
ATLANTAN LEGIONAIRE To the tune of "British Grenadier" (Spoofed by Quintus edited for Atlanteans by Clarky)
Some talk of Old Atlas and some of Hercules
Of Pharos and Horus and such great men as these
But of all the world's great heroes there's none that can compare
Sing tow-row-row-row-row
To the Atlantan Legionaire
Those heroes of antiquity ne'er saw a cannon ball
Or knew the force of powder to slay their foes withal.
But our brave boys do know it, And banish all their fear,
Sing tow-row-row-row-row
For the Atlantean Legionaire
Whenever we're commanded to storm the palisade
We form a grand phalanx, advancing in its shade
We crash right through the gateway and kill everyone who's there
Sing tow-row-row-row-row
To the Atlantan Legionaire
The Prefects all are children, the Majors all are drunks
Centurions are sadists, and the Gendarmes are punks
But luckily for us, the ranks are filled with men most fair
Sing tow-row-row-row-row
To the Atlantan Legionaire
So chug-a-lug that foul rum, and slather on the oil
Strap on that dreadfull armor and feel your body boil
When you've marched ten thousand paces, you're only halfway there
Sing tow-row-row-row-row
To the Atlantan Legionaire
Marching through the Heather
Step it out, step it out, with a cheer and a shout
when we're marching through the heather
Sing a song, keep it strong though the way may be long, we will all get there together
Here we come, here we come, to the beat of a drum
and we'll never mind the weather
So we smile all the while, every long weary mile
march, march, marching through the heather
We got to get on, we got to get on, the road to anywhere
but where will it be and what will we see, who cares
We're ready to drop, we'll never stop, we'll even raise a cheer
And if we survive, we're sure to arrive, next year
Step it out, step it out, with a cheer and a shout
when we're marching through the heather
Sing a song, keep it strong though the way may be long, we will all get there together
Here we come, here we come, to the beat of a drum
and we'll never mind the weather
So we smile all the while, every long weary mile
march, march, marching through the heather
Step it out, step it out, with a cheer and a shout
when we're marching through the heather
Sing a song, keep it strong though the way may be long, we will all get there together
Here we come, here we come, to the beat of a drum
and we'll never mind the weather
So we smile all the while, every long weary mile
march, march, marching through the heather
(Scottish Song – common with Pictish legionaries and auxiliaries.)
Civilian Songs
Golden Brown (common in Black Lotus Dens)
Golden brown texture like sun
Lays me down with my mind she runs
Throughout the night
No need to fight
Never a frown with golden brown
Every time just like the last
On her ship tied to the mast
To distant lands
Takes both my hands
Never a frown with golden brown
Golden brown finer temptress
Through the ages she's heading West
From far away
Stays for a day
Never a frown with golden brown
Never a frown
With golden brown
Never a frown
With golden brown
Bring the horn and play upon it!
Bring the horn and play upon it!
Marching, here we come!
Neteren cocks his Legionary bonnet,
Sened beats the drum.
Nefrain commands the party,
Weneg leads the rear;
Feet in time, alert and hearty,
Each a Legionnaire!
All in the most martial manner
Marching double-quick;
While the napkin like a banner
Waves upon the stick!
Here's enough of fame and pillage,
Great commander Nefrain!
Now that we've been round the village,
Let's go home again.
When Siamun comes Marching home
When Siamun comes marching home again,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
We'll give him a hearty welcome then
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The men will cheer and the boys will shout
The ladies they will all turn out
And we'll all feel gay,
When Siamun comes marching home.
The old Temple bell will peal with joy
Hurrah! Hurrah!
To welcome home our darling boy
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The villa lads and lassies say
With roses they will strew the way,
And we'll all feel gay
When Siamun comes marching home.
Get ready for the Jubilee,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
We'll give the hero three times three,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The laurel wreath is ready now
To place upon his loyal brow
And we'll all feel gay
When Siamun comes marching home
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