Colin White & Laurie Boucke
The UnDutchables
1995, EN, The Netherlands
Nothing is more interesting than to see yourself through the eyes of an outsider. The UnDutchables is a very revealing treatise about us…This book in a very exact yet funny way discloses all the secrets about us that we really would have preferred to keep to ourselves. In other words, they hang out the dirty linen…
The authors have clearly looked much farther than wooden shoes and tulips…Even the way we stir sugar in our coffee has not escaped their notice and not until you read this book from cover to cover do you understand how much our behavior, that we consider as completely normal ourselves, borders on insanity for a non-Netherlander.
Everything in it is true, and only the humor with which it is written makes it at all palatable for us.
A fine little work, then, that will be around for years.—Johannes van Dam, Het Parool, May 26, 1990
Table of contents (25)
Preface: VERSION 3.1—the third edition(updated)…
Foreword
1: INTRODUCTION the way the text books sell it
2: GETTING ACQUAINTED
3: PUBLIC TRANSPORT
4: A DUTCH HOME
5: A GROWING CONCERN
6: CHILDREN
7: CINEMA
8: MONEY—on gulden pond
9: UITKERING—the dutch work ethic
10: MET WIE?—identification& telephone habits
11: THE NATIONAL PASSION
12: RULES FOR SHOPPING
13: DRIVING
14: ON DUTCH CUSTOMS
15: BIKES, DIKES, FLAGS & FAGS
16: THE DUTCH LANGUAGE
17: FOOD FOR THOUGHT—Culinary character
18: SEX ‘N DRUGS AND ROCK ‘N ROLL
19: THE FLYING DUTCHMAN—export models
20: ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WAAL
APPENDIX A: A View of the Dutch through the English Language
APPENDIX B: A Chosen Selection of Dutch⁄English Homonyms
About The Authors: Cotin White was born in Windsor, England. He has worked extensively in Europe, primarily as a technical writer in the aerospace industry. In 1979 he moved to Holland to assist with the production of aircraft maintenance documentation for the Dutch aircraft manufacturer Fokker. He remained for a total of seven years, residing in Amstelveen, Amsterdam, Huizen, Hilversum and Loosdrecht. He moved to California in mid 1987 to pursue other interests.
Preface
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