Michael: Give it to me! The bank can’t keep my money if I want it! Give me back my money!
(a major tussle starts between Michael, chairman, dawes, jane, george, and clerks. It stirs up the bank and customers get very nervous)
Customer # 1: There's something wrong. The bank won't give someone their money!
Customer # 2 Well, I'm going to get mine! Come along, young man! I want every penny from my account!
Customer # 3: And mine, too!
Customer #4: And give me mine, too!
DAWES:: Stop all payments. Stop all payments. Close the doors. This will start a panic if we’re not careful. We can’t have a run on the bank!! (a panic surges. Everyone is afraid the bank system will collapse. People start running in demanding their money)
GEORGE: Michael! Jane!
Michael: Give me my money
GEORGE: Children, come back here.
CHAIRMAN: Stop those children. Close the vaults!!
(the children are barely able to squeeze through all the customers and escape. Lights dim)
GEORGE: Jane! Michael!
MUSIC #11A - “Supercalifragi” reprise/winds may blow (only do winds may blow)......
……...(Bert, Bertolt, Bertha)
Scene 11: The Children Run Away/ “Chim-Chiminy”
ALL B’s: THE WINDS MAY BLOW,
BERT: BUT WHO’S TO KNOW
EXACTLY WHAT IT’S BRINGING
BERTOLT GOOD NEWS OR BAD
BERTHA: HAPPY OR SAD
ALL B’S THE PENDULUM KEEPS SWINGING
Jane: Bert, Bertolt, Bertha, Thank goodness, it's you all!
Bert: In the flesh,
BERTOLT and at your service.
JANE: We’re completely lost.
Michael: You're filthy!
Bert: Oh, perhaps a smudge or two.
BERTOLT: It so happens that today we are chimney sweeps.
Jane: Oh, we're so frightened.
BERTHA: Now, now, don't carry on so, Jane.
BERT: We’ll take care of you.
BERTOLT: Who's after you?
Jane: Father is.
ALL B’s: What?
Michael: We went to see his bank.
JANE: I don't know what we caused, but it must've been something dreadful.
Michael: Everyone was running around and yelling. We had to escape. He sent the police after us, and the army and everything.
Jane Michael, don't exaggerate.
Bertha: Well, now, there must be some mistake.
BERT: Your dad's a fine gentleman.
BERTOLT: and he loves ya!
Jane I don't think so. You should've seen the look on his face.
Michael: He doesn't like us at all.
Bertha: You know, begging your pardon, but the one my heart goes out to is your father. There he is in that cold, heartless bank day after day,
BERT: hemmed in by mounds of cold, heartless money.
BERTOLT: We don't like to see any living thing caged up.
Jane: Father in a cage?
BERTHA: They makes cages in all sizes and shapes, you know.
BERT: Bank-shaped some of 'em, carpets and all.
Jane: Father's not the one in trouble. We are.
Bertolt: Oh, sure about that, are you? Look at it this way. You've got your mother to look after you.
BERTHA And Mary Poppins (the children look at each other wondering)
BERT and the Constable
BERTOLT and US.
MUSIC #13 - CHIM CHIM CHER-EE (ALL B’s, Jane, Michael)
ALL B’s: Who looks after your father?
BERTOLT: When something terrible happens, what does he do? Fends for himself, he does. He just pushes on at his job, uncomplaining and alone and silent.
Michael: He's not very silent!
Jane: Michael, be quiet. Bert, do you think Father really needs our help?
Bert: Well, not our place to say.
BERTOLT: But I do say, a father can always do with a bit of help.
BERTHA: Come ‘on, tikes. Let’s go take a look at something lovely to behold.
BERT: And then we’ll take you home. (they climb to the rooftops)
ALL B’s UP WHERE THE SMOKE IS ALL BILLOWED AND CURLED, ‘TWEEN PAVEMENT AND STARS IS THE CHIMNEY SWEEP’S WORLD
BERT: WHERE THERE’S ‘ARDLY NO DAY
BERTOLT NOR ‘ARDLY NO NIGHT
BERTHA THERE’S THINGS ‘ALF IN SHADOW
BERT: AND ‘ALFWAYS IN LIGHT
ALL BS ON THE ROOFTOPS OF LONDON...
(the children are on the rooftops and are amazed at the sights. Stars come out, rooftops light up)
BERTOLT The best view in the world, eh? And who gets to see it?
BERTHA None of them bankers.
BERT: Not your poor father.
BERTOLT: Only the birds, the stars,
ALL Bs: and the chimney sweeps.
BERT: Now as the ladder of life has been strung
You might think a sweep's on the bottommost rung
BERTOLT: Though I spends me time in the ashes and smoke
In this whole wide world there's no happier bloke
ALL B’s: Chim chiminy, chim chiminy chim chim cheree
BERTHA: A sweep is as lucky as lucky can be
ALL Bs Chim chiminy, chim chiminy chim chim cheroo
Good luck will rub off when we shakes hands with you
BERTHA: Or blow us a kiss
BERTOLT & BERT: And that’s lucky too
JANE: Maybe you should shake hands with father. He could use some luck.
BERT: He could use this view. You can’t see your troubles from here.
MICHAEL: Do you think that Father will sack Mary Poppins?
JANE: I hope not. Do you think the bank will sack Father?
MICHAEL: What do you mean, Jane?
JANE: Oh nothing Michael. Just enjoy the view.
ALL Bs Chim chiminy, chim chiminy chim chim cheree
JANE/MICHAEL: When you’re with a sweep, you’re in glad company
ALL Bs: Chim, Chim, Chim-chim, Cheree
When you’re with a sweep, you’re in good company
Nowhere is there a more happier crew
Than them what sings chim chim cheree, chim cheroo
Chim Chiminy, Chim Chim Cheree, Chim--
(all of a sudden, Poppins pops through a chimney and lands on the rooftop, The children are utterly dumfounded)
Scene 12: The Chimney Sweeps/ “Step in Time”
MUSIC #19 - Step in Time (starts as underscoring about halfway).................
JANE/MICHAEL: Mary Poppins!!! How did you do that?!
POPPINS: I thought I’d find you here. Cheerio, Bert, Bertha, Bertolt. Thanks for keeping your eye on the children. Jane, Michael, we’d best be going.
BERT: Not yet Mary.
BERTOLT: They still needs a bit of cheerin’ up.
POPPINS: I suspect they do. They’ve caused quite a ruckus today.
JANE: How do you know that, Mary Poppins?
POPPINS: I know everything, Remember, I’m practically perfect.
MICHAEL: Well you can’t make this perfect. Nothing can help us now, not even a spoonful of sugar.
BERT: There’s plenty of folk ready to help you should you need ‘em. See what I mean
(Chimney Sweeps appear from everywhere. )
SWEEP GROUP 1: BRUSH AWAY THE DIRT AND SOOT
SWEEP GROUP 2: BRUSH AWAY YOUR TEARS
SWEEP GROUP 3; COBWEBS THAT AREN’T SWEPT AWAY
SWEEP GROUP 4; HANG AROUND FOR YEARS
SWEEPS: IN ALL WEATHERS, UP ALL HOURS
WE CAN SEE FOR MILES
OUR IDEA OF HEAVEN IS
A NIGHT OUT ON THE TILES
WE MAY LOOK A MOTLEY CREW
(WE MAY LOOK A MOTLEY CREW)
SMUDGED WITH TAR AND GRIME
(SMUDGED WITH TAR AND GRIME)
BUT WHEN YOU NEED A HELPING HAND
(BUT WHEN YOU NEED A HELPING HAND)
WE TRY TO STEP IN (TRY TO STEP IN)
TRY TO STEP IN
JUST IN TIME
ALL BS WE WILL STEP IN
SWEEPS STEP IN TIME
ALL B’S NEVER NEED A REASON, NEVER NEED A RHYME.
WE WILL STEP IN
BERTS, SWEEPS STEP IN TIME
OVER THE ROOFTOPS, STEP IN TIME
OVER THE ROOFTOPS, STEP IN TIME
NEVER NEED A REASON, NEVER NEED A RHYmE.
OVER THE ROOFTOPS, STEP IN TIME
WATCH YOUR STEP, BUT STEP IN TIME
WATCH YOUR STEP, BUT STEP IN TIME
NEVER NEED A REASON, NEVER NEED A RHYME.
OVER THE ROOFTOPS, STEP IN TIME
KICK YOUR KNEES UP, STEP IN TIME
KICK YOUR KNEES UP, STEP IN TIME
NEVER NEED A REASON, NEVER NEED A RHYME.
KICK YOUR KNEES UP, STEP IN TIME
POPPINS CHILDHOOD IS A STEP IN TIME
PARENTHOOD’S THE SAME
POPPINS/ALL B’S NEVER MISS A CHANCE TO GET IT RIGHT.
SWEEPS Whew!
BERT: DON’T IT SEEM A PERFECT CRIME.
DON’T IT SEEM A SHAME.
POPPINS/ALL B’S WHEN THE STEPS AREN’T GOING
AS SMOOTHLY AS THEY MIGHT?
INTERLUDE
SWEEPS THAT’S WHEN WE STEP IN, STEP IN TIME.
THAT’S WHEN WE STEP, STEP...IN TIME.
NEVER NEED A REASON, NEVER NEED A RHYME.
THAT’S WHEN WE STEP IN, STEP IN TIME
(Dance sequence. )
ALL B’s Here we go!
ALL SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN
LINK YOUR ELBOWS, STEP IN TIME.
LINK YOUR ELBOWS, STEP IN TIME.
NEVER NEED A REASON, NEVER NEED A RHYME
LINK YOUR ELBOWS, STEP IN TIME.
LINK YOUR ELBOWS, STEP IN TIME.
STEP IN TIME, STEP-STEP IN TIME.
(Sweeps, All B’s, Poppins perform an extended dance section. The Berts orchestrates the action with ‘your turn’ ‘and you’ etc , Stomp section)
POPPINS JUST REMEMBER WHEN YOU’RE LOW
FEELING IN THE WARS
SWEEPS SOMEONE’S UP YOUR CHIMNEY
POPPINS AND IT ISN’T SANTA CLAUS
SWEEP IF YOU NEED US, IF YOU DON’T (IF YOU NEED US, IF YOU DON’T)
DOESN’T MAKE MUCH ODDS (DOESN’T MAKE MUCH ODDS)
WE’LL BE WATCHING OVER YOU (WE’LL BE WATCHING OVER YOU)
BRUSHES, BROOMS AND, (BRUSHES, BROOMS AND, )
BRUSHES, BRUSHES, BROOM…
ALL B’S AND RODS!
[not sure about this section of the song]
OVER THE ROOFTOPS,
OVER THE ROOFTOPS,
OVER THE ROOFTOPS,
OVER THE ROOFTOPS,
OVER THE ROOFTOPS, STEP IN TIME
OVER THE ROOFTOPS, STEP IN TIME
NEVER NEED A REASON, NEVER NEED A RHYME.
OVER THE ROOFTOPS, STEP IN TIME
LINK YOUR ELBOWS, STEP IN TIME
variation of the same
KICK YOUR KNEES UP, STEP IN TIME
variation of the same
OH, STEP IN TIME (STEP IN TIME)
STEP STEP STEP
STEP IN TIME (STEP IN TIME)
STEP STEP STEP
NEVER NEED A REASON, NEVER NEED A RHYME.
NEVER NEED A REASON, NEVER NEED A RHYME.
IF YOU KICK YOUR KNEES UP
KICK YOUR KNEES UP
KICK YOUR KNEES UP
STEP STEP,
STEP STEP STEP STEP,
STEP STEP STEP STEP,
STEP STEP STEP STEP STEP STEP STEP STEP,
#19A Music…….all sweeps
(House appears)
ALL B’S What ya gonna do?
SWEEPS Step in time!
ALL Bs Shout it Louder
SWEEPS Step in time.
SWEEPS STEP, STEP, STEP, STEP, STEP.
STEP, STEP, STEP, STEP, STEP.
ALL B’S Down the chimney!
SWEEPS DOWN THE CHIMNEY, STEP IN TIME
DOWN THE CHIMNEY, STEP IN TIME
NEVER NEED A REASON, NEVER NEED A RHYME
BACK TO THE NURS’RY, STEP IN TIME
(The Sweeps come down the chimney, pass through the nursery (?), gathering up MRS BRILL, ELLEN, & WINIFRED.
[SCOTT; Can we add this: VOTES FOR WOMEN, STEP IN TIME]
(A very dejected GEORGE is about to enter the front door. A MESSENGER runs up to GEORGE)
MESSENGER: Special Delivery for George Banks, Esquire.
GEORGE: Oh, thank you, that’s me. (looking at envelope) SPECIAL Delivery? Oh dear.
SWEEPS (as they exit house and go past GEORGE, he is speechless and dazed at the sight of them.):
SPECIAL DELIV’RY, STEP IN TIME
SPECIAL DELIV’RY, STEP IN TIME
NEVER NEED A REASON, NEVER NEED A RHYME
SPECIAL DELIV’RY, STEP IN TIME
BERT: Off we go. Goodnight Guv’nor.
ALL B’s/SWEEPS: GOODNIGHT, GUV’NOR, STEP IN TIME.
GOODNIGHT, GUV’NOR, STEP IN TIME.
NEVER NEED A REASON, NEVER NEED A RHYME
GOODNIGHT, GUV’NOR, STEP IN TIME.
(The Sweeps sweep past GEORGE carrying the MESSENGER with them. They each greet GEORGE as the the last of them pass)
SWEEPS: Good night Guv’nor. Cheerio, Guv’nor, G’night Guv’nor.
MICHAEL ((disguised as a Sweep): Cheerio, Guv’nor.
GEORGE: (recognizing him) Not so fast. Upstairs...now! Both of you. Jane, you too! Winifred, I’m surprised at you. Mary Poppins, would you be good enough to explain?
POPPINS: First of all, I would like to make one thing clear.
GEORGE: Yes,
POPPINS: I never explain anything. Come along, children. Let’s leave your parents to contemplate the Special Delivery.
ELLEN: Mrs. Brill, I think this will rock the house more than the Admiral’s time-cannon.
MRS BRILL: Tsk, tsk, tsk. The whole world has gone upside-down.
SCENE 13: The Special Delivery Letter
MUSIC #20 A Man has Dreams/ Spoonful of Sugar reprise
(George sits down to open and read the letter. Winifred doesn’t understand what has gone on)
WINIFRED: George, what happened earlier this afternoon? Everything seems topsy-turvy.
GEORGE: Don’t ask Winifred. It’s far too complicated to go into right now.
WINIFRED: Dear, I thought the children were with you. That’s why I went to the ladies’ meeting this afternoon.
GEORGE:(finishing reading the letter and sighing deeply) I was afraid of this. The Chairman wants to see me tonight at 9:00.
WINIFRED: So late? I don’t understand. Should I come with you?
GEORGE: No Winifred. I must face this alone. (Winifred sits next to George and holds his hand)
GEORGE: A MAN HAS DREAMS OF WALKING WITH GIANTS
TO CARVE HIS NICHE IN THE EDIFICE OF TIME
BEFORE THE MORTAR OF HIS ZEAL
HAD THE CHANCE TO CONGEAL
The cup is dashed from his lips...The flame is snuffed aborning...He’s brought to rack and ruin in his prime.
WINIFRED: Oh my goodness dear. So many mixed metaphors. I can’t follow you.
GEORGE: You know what I think. It’s Mary Poppins. From the moment she stepped into this house, things began to happen to me!
MY WORLD WAS CALM, WELL ORDERED, EXEMPLARY
THEN CAME THIS PERSON WITH CHAOS IN HER WAKE,
AND NOW MY LIFE’S AMBITIONS GO WITH ONE FELL BLOW
IT’S QUITE A BITTER PILL TO TAKE.
WINIFRED: George, you must take heart. What is it that Mary Poppins always says?
A SPOONFUL OF SUGAR, THAT IS ALL IT TAKES
IT CHANGES BREAD AND WATER INTO TEA AND CAKES
A SPOONFUL OF SUGAR GOES A LONG, LONG WAY
SO HAVE YOURSELF A HEALTHY HELPING EVERY DAY
GEORGE: A healthy helping of trouble, if you ask me. Winifred. I’m dreading this bank meeting.
Winifred: Dear, maybe there are things more important than work.
WINIFRED: DEAR, WHILE YOU GRIND, GRIND, GRIND AT THE GRINDSTONE
THEIR CHILDHOOD SLIPS LIKE SAND THROUGH A SIEVE
AND ALL TOO SOON, THEY’VE UP AND GROWN.
AND THEN, THEY’VE FLOWN, AND IT’S TOO LATE FOR YOU TO GIVE
(THe CHILDREN come out into the room. POPPINS watches from the sidelines. )
JUST THAT SPOONFUL OF SUGAR TO HELP THE MEDICINE GO DOWN
THE MEDICINE GO DOWN, MEDICINE GO DOWN.
JANE: Father…
GEORGE: What is it, Jane?
JANE: We're sorry about the tuppence. We didn't know it would cause you so much trouble.
MICHAEL: It was all my fault, Father. Here’s the tuppence. Could you open an account for me? I don’t need to feed the birds or fly a kite.
JANE: Or father, if it’s more serious, you can keep it for yourself.
WINIFRED: Now Jane. I don’t think it’s that serious. Is it, George?
MICHAEL: Will a tuppence make everything better?
GEORGE: I doubt it. But thank you, children, for trying.
(Lights out. Scene changes to the Bank as The clock strikes nine)
Scene 14: George’s Meeting at the Bank
CHAIRMAN: Come in! Take your hat off, Banks.
GEORGE: Good evening, gentlemen, ladies.
CHAIRMAN: Well, get on with it. Go on.
Dawes: Uh, yes, Father. In 1773, an official of this bank, unwisely loaned a large sum of money, to finance a shipment of tea to the American colonies. Do you know what happened?
GEORGE: Yes, sir. Yes, I think I do. Uh, uh, as the ship lay in Boston harbor, uh, a party of the colonists, boarded the vessel, behaved very rudely, and, and threw all the tea overboard. This made the tea unsuitable for drinking, even for Americans.
Dawes: Precisely. The loan was defaulted. Panic ensued within these walls. There was a run on the bank!
CHAIRMAN: From that time to this, sir, there has not been a run on this bank until today! A run, sir, caused by the disgraceful conduct of your son. Do you deny it?
GEORGE: I do not deny it, sir. And I shall be only too glad to assume responsibility for my son.
Clerk 1: It was a despicable breach of conduct
Clerk 2: You put the bank in peril
Clerk 3: You put England in peril
Clerk 4: This could have had global ramifications
Clerk 5: World economies could have tumbled
CHAIRMAN: Yes, yes, yes. What are you waiting for? Get on with it!
Dawes: Uh, y-yes, Father. (he punches a hole in George’s Hat, then tears up the carnation in George’s buttonhole)
Clerk 1,2,3: No, not that!
Clerk 4,5: Steady on.
CHAIRMAN: Well, do you have anything to say, Banks?
GEORGE: Well, sir, they do say that when there's nothing to say, all you can say I-
CHAIRMAN: Confound it, Banks! I said, do you have anything to say?
GEORGE: Just one word, sir.
CHAIRMAN: Yes?
GEORGE: Supercalifragilistic- expialidocious.
CHAIRMAN, CLERKs, DAWES: What?
GEORGE: Supercalifragilistic- expialidocious. Mary Poppins was right. It's extraordinary. It does make you feel better!
CHAIRMAN: What are you talking about, man? There's no such word.
GEORGE: Oh, yes. It is a word. A perfectly good word, actually. Do you know what there's no such thing as? It turns out, with due respect, when all is said and done, that there's no such thing as you!
(all gasp in shock, and murmur, “don’t listen to him” “Mr.Chairman, don’t excite yourself” “Mr. Chairman, don’t get your cholesterol in an uproar over this.” etc)
CHAIRMAN: (to clerks) Hush. I’m perfectly fine. (threateningly to George) Impertinence, sir!
GEORGE: Speaking of impertinence, would you like to hear a perfectly marvelous joke? A real snapper!
CHAIRMAN: Joke? Snapper?
GEORGE: Yes. There are these two wonderful young people, Jane and Michael. And they meet one day on the street, and Jane says to Michael, "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith." and Michael says, "Really? What's the name of his other leg?"
CHAIRMAN: The man's gone mad. Call the guard!
GEORGE: Supercalifragilistic-expialidocious. I'm feeling better all the time! (attempts to give Chairman tuppence)
DAWES: Banks, don't you dare strike my father!
GEORGE: There's the tuppence. The wonderful, fateful, Supercalifragilistic- expialidocious tuppence. Guard it well. Good-bye!
CHAIRMAN: How dare you. Banks, where are you going?
GEORGE: I don't know. I might dance with statues or run around on the rooftops of London. Or I might just fly a kite! (he’s laughing uproariously as he exits.)
Dawes: Mad as a march hare.
CHAIRMAN: A wooden leg named Smith. A wooden leg named Smith. A wooden le--(starts to laugh uncontrollably. As lights fade)
DAWES: Father? Father! Father, are you all right!
Scene 14: Mary Poppins Leaves & George Banks Returns/ “Let’s Go Fly a Kite”
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