MARY POPPINS
adapted for Mark Day School, Spring 2015
CAST OF CHARACTERS
Bert, Bertolt, Bertha……...Chimney Sweeps and Street Artists
Katie Nanna……...The Nanny who quits
Mrs. Brill, Ellen……...The Cook and Maid at 17 Cherry Lane
Winifred and George Banks……….The parents of Jane and Michael
Jane and Michael Banks………….The children who need a nanny
Mary Poppins………...The Nanny
Constable……….The Policeman who watches the neighborhood
Admiral Boom, Binnacle, Miss Lark, Willoughby……….The Neighbors and the dog
Bird Woman…….The Lady who sells bird seed
Mrs. Corry……..The Ageless Woman who runs the Talking Shop
Nelius……...The Statue that comes to life
Bank Chairman……..The Old Gentleman who runs the bank where Mr. Banks works
Mr. Dawes………The Son of the Chairman
Clerks, Messenger, Customers
Suffragette Sisters Chorus
Toys Chorus
Penguins & Statues Chorus
Supercalifragilistic Chorus
Chimney Sweeps Chorus
SCENE BREAKDOWNS
SCENE 1: PROLOGUE (Berts,Constable, Michael, Katie Nana, Michael, Jane, Miss Lark, Admiral, Binnacle, Willoughby) SONG: Wind’s in the East
SCENE 2: KATIE NANNA QUITS (Katie Nanna, Mrs Brill, Ellen, Winifred, Suffragettes)
SONG: Sister Suffragettes
SCENE 3: ADVERTISING FOR A NEW NANNY (Winifred, George, Police, Jane, Michael, Mrs Brill, Ellen)
SONG: Precision and Order and The Perfect Nanny
SCENE 4: MARY POPPINS ARRIVES (George, Winifred, Admiral, Binnacle, Jane, Michael, Poppins)
SCENE 5: TIDYING UP THE NURSERY (Poppins, Jane, Michael, Toys Chorus)
SONG: Spoonful of Sugar
SCENE 6: OUTING IN THE PARK (Poppins, Berts, Jane, Michael, Penguins, Chorus)
SONG: Jolly Holiday
SCENE 7: THE PLAN TO GO TO THE BANK (Admiral, Binnacle, Lark, Willoughby, Ellen, Winifred, Jane, Michael)
SCENE 8: MRS. CORRY’S TALKING SHOP (Poppins, All Berts, Michael, Jane, Mrs. Corry, Chorus)
SONG: Supercalifragilistic
INTERMISSION
SCENE 9: ON THE WAY TO THE BANK (Poppins, Jane, Michael, Bird Woman)
SONG: Feed the Birds
SCENE 10: A RUN ON THE BANK (George, Michael, Jane, Chairman, Dawes, Clerks, Customers)
SONG: Precision & Order Reprise, A Man Has Dreams
SCENE 11: THE CHILDREN RUN AWAY (All Berts, Jane, Michael )
SONG: Chim Chiminy
SCENE 12: THE CHIMNEY SWEEPS (All Berts, Poppins, Jane, Michael, Sweeps, Messenger)
SONG: Step in Time
SCENE 13: THE SPECIAL DELIVERY LETTER (George, Winifred, Jane, Michael, Ellen, Mrs. Brill, Poppins)
SCENE 14: GEORGE’S MEETING AT THE BANK (George, Dawes, Chairman, Clerks)
SCENE 15: THE DAY MARY POPPINS LEAVES (Mrs. Brill, Ellen, Admiral, Binnacle, George, Winifred, Jane, Michael, Poppins, Constable, Bert, Bertolt, Bertha, Willoughby, Dawes, Chairman, Clerks, full cast for song)
SONG: Let’s Go Fly a Kite
SCENE 1: PROLOGUE
MUSIC #1 - Prologue (Bert, Bertolt, Bertha)
(London, 1910. Autumn--a dark sky, scudding clouds. Landscape of early 20th Century rooftops.
BERT, BERTOLT, BERTHA, chimney sweeps address the audience)
BERT WIND’S IN THE EAST, THERE’S A MIST COMING IN
BERTOLT LIKE SOMETHING IS BREWING’ AND ‘BOUT TO BEGIN
BERTHA CAN’T PUT MY FINGER ON WHAT LIES IN STORE,
ALL B: BUT I FEEL WHAT’S TO ‘APPEN, ALL ‘APPENED BEFORE.
(GEORGE appears with WINIFRED and their 2 children JANE and MICHAEL. All of them are disconnected)
B’s alternate A FATHER, A MOTHER, A DAUGHTER, A SON
BERT THE THREADS OF THEIR LIVES ARE ALL RAVELLING UNDONE
BERTOLT SOMETHING IS NEEDED TO TWIST THEM AS TIGHT
BERTHA AS A STRING YOU MIGHT USE WHEN YOU’RE FLYING A KITE
ALL B: CHIM CHIMINEY, CHIM CHIM CHERREE CHIM CHEROO
(MICHAEL and JANE run around with a makeshift kite, pursued by their nanny KATIE NANNA)
MICHAEL: Hurry up Jane! Let’s run!
KATIE NANNA: Come back here, you little blighters! You’ve got to do your lessons.
MICHAEL: (tauntingly) I can’t do my lessons if I’m flying a kite!
JANE:(teasing) And you can’t make us. You’re only our nanny.
(The Children stamp on KATIE NANNA’s foot and succeed in losing her. Their freedom is short-lived as they run straight into the local CONSTABLE)
CONSTABLE: Oi! Not you two ragamuffins again! Come along home! Oi -- come here!
(The CONSTABLE takes the Children away as Bert stops in front of #17 Cherry Tree Lane. MISS LARK is coming the other with with her dog WILLOUGHBY)
ALL B: Mornin’ Miss Lark
MISS LARK (a snob): Morning. (Willoughby the dog is thrilled to see the BERTS and starts wagging his tail, looking for a pet, jumping up and down)
BERTOLT: Hello there, Willoughby.
BERTHA: Ya little scruffer
MISS LARK: She’s hardly a scruffer. She’s a champion pedigree. Come along Willoughby
BERT: Well she certainly likes to play with the riff-raff like us.
MISS LARK: Well, I never...
(ADMIRAL with binoculars & BINNACLE enter parapet)
ADMIRAL: By Jove, is that the beauteous Miss Lark I spy on the horizon
MISS LARK: Oh Admiral! (WILLOUGHBY growls at the Admiral) Willoughby! Naughty boy! We like the Admiral. (She giggles and continues) Admiral, it’s almost boom time.
ADMIRAL: That’s right Miss Lark, 5 minutes and and 6 seconds. Binnacle is the time cannon ready?
BINNACLE: Ready and charged, sir!
BERT: Mornin’ Admiral and Seaman, How’s it lookin’ up there?
ADMIRAL: Dark clouds gathering at No. 17.
BINNACLE: The storm’s been brewing for a long time.
ALL B’s: OF ALL LONDON’S BY-WAYS WHERE I DOFF MY CAP
THIS ONE’S THE HARDEST TO FIND ON A MAP
BERT: CHERRY TREE LANE
BERTOLT: AS SWEET AS A SONG
BERTHA BUT THE NANNIES WHO COME HERE,
ALL B THEY DON’T STAY FOR LONG
CHIM CHIMINEY, CHIM CHIM CHEREE CHIM CHEROO.
(ALL B’s snap their fingers and the interior of the house burst into life. It’s chaos: KATIE NANNA storms toward the door with her packed bags)
Scene 2: Katie Nanna Quits/ “Sister Suffragettes”
KATIE NANA: That’s the final straw! Those children can swim to America, for all I care!
Mrs. Brill: Well, isn’t she the heartless one. Let her go!
Ellen: What are you talking about?! Be quiet. She can’t go.
Mrs. Brill: Don't you be trying to stop the wretched creature! Let her go, that's what I say, and good riddance! I never liked her from the moment she set foot in the door.
Ellen Easy for you to say, you’re the cook. But who gets stuck with the children with no nanny in the house? Me, that's who!
Mrs. Brill: Always complaining, Ellen. You’re almost as bad as Nanny. Her and her high and mighty ways!
Katie Nanna: Indeed, Mrs. Brill! I wouldn't stay in this house another minute, not if you heap me with all the jewels in the Vatican.
Ellen: No, no, Katie Nanna, don't go!
Katie Nanna: Stand away from that door, my girl!
Ellen: But what am I gonna tell the Mr and Mrs about the children?
Katie Nanna: It's no concern of mine. Those little beasts have run away from me for the last time. I said my say, and that's all I'll say. I've done with this house forever.
Mrs. Brill: Well, hip, hip, hooray! And don't stumble on the way out, dearie.
Ellen: Hush, Mrs. Brill. Now, now, Katie Nanna! There’s Mrs. Banks! She's home from her women’s meeting!
(Enter Winifred Banks with a host of women suffragettes)
Mrs. Banks: Our daughter's daughters will adore us
And we'll sing in grateful chorus
"Well done, Sister Suffragette"
Good evening, Katie Nanna, Ellen. Mrs. Brill. We had the most glorious meeting! Mrs. Whitbourne-Allen chained herself to the wheel of the prime minister's carriage. You should've been there.
Suffragette 1 He couldn’t go anywhere, he had to listen to our demands!
Katie Nanna Mrs. Banks, I would like a word with you.
Mrs. Banks: And Mrs. Ainslie, she was carried off to prison, singing and scattering pamphlets all the way! But we got her out.
Suffragette 2: And thank you for paying my bail. (handing pamphlet to Katie Nanna) Ladies, read this and join our movement.
Katie Nanna: I'm glad you're home, madam. I've always given the best that's in me.
Mrs. Banks: On, thank you, Katie Nanna. I always knew you were one of us.
SUFFRAGETTES: We're clearly soldiers in petticoats
And dauntless crusaders for women's votes
Though we adore men individually
We agree that as a group they're rather stupid
Katie Nanna: Mrs. Banks.
Mrs. Banks: Cast off the shackles of yesterday
Shoulder to shoulder into the fray
SUFFRAGETTES: Our daughter's daughters will adore us
And they'll sing in grateful chorus
"Well done, Sister Suffragette"
Katie Nanna: Being that as it may, I do not wish to offend, but
SUFFRAGETTES: From Kensington to Billingsgate
One hears the restless cries
From every corner of the land: womankind arise
Political equality and equal rights with men
Take heart for Mrs. Pankhurst has been clapped in irons again
No more the meek and mild subserviants we
We're fighting for our rights, militantly - never you fear
Katie Nanna: If I may have a word, Mrs. Banks.
Mrs. Banks: So cast off the shackles of yesterday
Katie Nanna: Mrs. Banks!
Suffragettes: And shoulder to shoulder into the fray
Our daughter's daughters will adore us
And they'll sing in grateful chorus - "well done"
Katie Nanna: Mrs. Banks.
Mrs. Banks: "Well done"
Katie Nanna: Mrs. Banks!
Mrs. Banks: "Well done, Sister Suf--"
Katie Nanna: MRS. BANKS!!!
Mrs. Banks: What is it, Katie Nanna?
Katie Nanna: Mrs. Banks, I have something to say to you.
Mrs. Banks: Where are the children?
Katie Nanna: The children, madam, to be precise, are not here. They've disappeared again.
SUFFRAGETTES: Again! Uh-oh! See you at the next rally, Winifred! (Suffragettes exit quickly not wanting to get involved with a family matter, but adlibbing about “Votes for Women”)
Mrs. Banks: Yes Sisters! Katie Nanna, this is really too careless of you. Doesn't it make the third time this week?
Katie Nanna: The fourth, madam. And I for one have had my fill of it. I'm not one to speak ill of the children, but--
Mrs. Banks: Oh, please, when do you expect them home?
Katie Nanna: I really couldn't say. And now if you'd be good enough to compute my wages, I'll--
Mrs. Banks: Oh, gracious, Katie Nanna! You're not leaving? What will Mr. Banks say? He's going to be cross enough as it is to come home and find the children missing.
ELLEN: Mrs Banks. Hadn’t I better put your placards away? You know how the Cause infuriates Mr. Banks.
Mrs. Banks: Thank you Ellen. Katie Nanna, I beseech you. Please reconsider. Think of the children. Think of Mr. Banks. He was just beginning to get used to you.
KATIE NANNA: My wages, if you please.
SCENE 3: Advertising for a Perfect Nanny/ “Precision & Order” & “Perfect Nanny”
Admiral Boom: Posts, everyone! Four, three, two, one.
KATIE NANNA: Now!
ADMIRAL: Fire!
(huge boom shakes the neighborhood, everything rattles, but everyone adjusts and goes on as if nothing has happened. )
Mr. Banks(returning home from work) : Bit early tonight, aren't you, admiral?
Admiral Boom: Nonsense. Bang on the dot, as usual. How are things in the world of finance?
Mr. Banks: Never better. Money's sound. And the British pound is the admiration of the world.
Admiral Boom Good man. Banks, shouldn't wonder if you weren't steering into a nasty piece of weather right over your house. Banks! Do you hear me?
Binnacle: Mr Banks, storm’s coming to you and your family. It’s gonna be a doozie.
Mr. Banks: (as Katie Nanna is exiting, GEORGE enters his house) Hello, Katie Nanna. Where are you off to?
Katie Nanna: Hmph! I quit! Mr. Banks. And nothing will persuade me otherwise, so don’t bother trying.
Mr. Banks: Good gracious!! (to Winifred) Not another one! Winifred, Why can’t you keep the nannies in control?
WINIFRED: Well, the children aren’t easy, dear.
GEORGE: Then why can’t you keep the children in control?
WINIFRED: Dear, the children are exuberant. I thought Katie Nanna would be firm with them. She always looked so cross.
GEORGE: Winifred, never confuse efficiency with a liver complaint. All right, then we must advertise for another nanny right away. Now, where are the children? They need a talking to.
Mrs. Banks: They're not here, dear. They're missing...again. Katie Nanna has looked everywhere.
Mr. Banks: Very well. Ellen, Mrs Brill, get on your coats and go at once to find them.
ELLEN: It always falls on us.
GEORGE: I don’t want my evening disrupted by their disappearance. (he opens the door to speed ELLEN and MRS KRILL on their way. CONSTABLE was just about to knock. MICHAEL, JANE are with him)
Constable: I believe these valuables belong to you, sir.
Mrs. Banks Jane! Michael! Oh, my incorrigible little darlings.
Mr. Banks: Winifred, please don't be emotional. Thank you, Constable. Children, come here at once and explain yourselves... Well?
Jane: I'm sorry we lost Katie Nanna, Father. You see, it was windy. And the kite was too strong for us.
Constable: In a manner of speaking, sir, it was the kite that ran away, not the children.
Mr. Banks Thank you, Constable. I think I can manage this.
MICHAEL: Actually it wasn't a very good kite. We made it ourselves. Perhaps, Father, if you helped us to make one--
CONSTABLE: Ah, that's the ticket, sir. Get your pops to build yer one. Kites are skittish things.
Mr. Banks: Excuse me Constable, thank you for returning the children. Now good night.
POLICE: Good night sir. Good night Missus. Good night, you little tikes.
Jane: Thank you, Constable.
Mrs. Banks: I'm awfully sorry about this, George..
Mr. Banks: Ellen, take Jane and Michael to the nursery straightaway.
Ellen: Yes, sir. I knew it. When all's said and done, who bears the brunt of everything around here? Me, that's who! They don't want an honest, hard-workin' girl around here. They need a zookeeper.
Mrs. Banks: I'm sorry, dear, I'll try to do better next time.
Mr. Banks: Next time?
MUSIC #2 - Cherry Tree Lane, skip to George’s section (George)
PRECISION AND ORDER
THAT’S ALL THAT I ASK
THE RUNNING OF A HOUSEHOLD, A STRAIGHTFORWARD TASK. THE CHILDREN, THE SERVANTS
ARE ALL YOUR DOMAIN
WHILST I REMAIN THE SOVEREIGN OF CHERRY TREE LANE
(hear a thunderclap of the impending storm)
GEORGE: My dear, you've engaged six nannies in the last four months! And they've all been unqualified disasters.
Mrs. Banks: I quite agree.
Mr. Banks: A NANNY SHOULD GOVERN
A NANNY SHOULD RULE
A NANNY IS A PARAGON WHO SUFFERS NO FOOL
A NANNY’S A STALWART
OUR CHILDREN WOULD GAIN
BY HAVING SUCH A NANNY IN CHERRY TREE LANE
WINIFRED: Of course, George, I’ll write the advertisement now--
GEORGE: SO TAKE CONTROL OF SITUATIONS
SHOW YOUR AUTHORITY WHEN INTERVIEWING STAFF YOU KNOW YOUR ROLE, THEY KNOW THEIR STATIONS EFFICIENCY AND FORETHOUGHT CUT THE JOBS IN HALF
GEORGE: Choosing a nanny requires insight, balanced judgment, and an ability to read character. On second thought, I’d better do it. (he takes the pen and paper from Winifred to finish writing the ad)
ELLEN returning, MRS BRILL: PRECISION AND ORDER
HE WANTS NOTHING LESS
IT’S LIKE AN ARMY BARRACKS
YES, AND WE’RE IN THE MESS
NO WONDER THE NANNIES ARE DRIVEN INSANE
WE’RE LIVING IN A MADHOUSE IN CHERRY TREE LANE
GEORGE: Now, let’s see--- Wanted. Uh, no. Uh, required. Nanny: firm, respectable, no nonsense.
Jane: Father?
Mr. Banks: Yes?
WINIFRED: What are you holding dear?
Jane: We’ve written our own advertisement, Mother.
WINIFRED: Goodness, that was fast.
GEORGE: Children in charge of writing job qualifications. Absolutely absurd.
WINIFRED: Now, George, let’s hear it.
GEORGE: Oh, very well.
Jane: "Wanted: a nanny for two adorable children."
Mr. Banks: "Adorable." well, that's debatable, I must say.
MUSIC #3 The Perfect Nanny (Jane, Michael)
Jane: If you want this choice position
Have a cheery disposition
Mr. Banks: Jane, I don't--
Jane: Rosy cheeks, no warts
Michael That's the part I put in.
Jane: Play games, all sorts
You must be kind you must be witty
Very sweet and fairly pretty
Mr. Banks: Well, of all the ridicu--
Mrs. Banks George, please!
Jane: Take us on outings give us treats
Sing songs bring sweets
Never be cross or cruel never give us castor oil or gruel
Love us as a son and daughter
And never smell of barley water
Michael I put that in, too.
Jane: If you won't scold and dominate us
We will never you give you cause to hate us
We won't hide your spectacles so you can't see
Put toads in your bed or pepper in your tea.
Hurry, nanny. Many thank. Sincerely
Jane & Michael: Jane and Michael Banks
Mr. Banks: Thank you. Most interesting. Now, off to your nursery. Don’t forget, you’re still in trouble.
Mrs. Banks: They were only trying to help. They're just children.
GEORGE: And now I think we've had quite enough of all this nonsense.
(GEORGE tears up the letter, tosses it into the fireplace, a gust of wind takes it out of the chimney and into the sky.)
SCENE 4: Mary Poppins Arrives
(Next morning, bright and early, from the parapet)
Admiral Boom: Weather report?
Binnacle: Ready, sir.
Admiral Boom: I'll take the report, Seaman Binnacle.
Binnacle: The wind has changed, Sir. Seems to be comin' in from a new quarter.
Admiral Boom So it is.
Mr. Binnacle: Sir?
Admiral Boom What is it? We’re 10 seconds to the hour!
Binnacle An unidentified flying object ‘o some kind off the port bow.
(Mary Poppins is flying in)
Admiral: Blimey, where’d I put my binoculars?! I can’t see a thing. Too late. Posts, everyone! Four, three, two, one. FIRE! (the neighborhood rocks from cannon fire. Meanwhile, inside No.17 Cherry Lane...)
WINIFRED: George, dear, the cannon flummoxed you. May I adjust your carnation? You’re leaving for work a little early this morning.
GEORGE: (holding the letter) Yes, Winifred. I want to put the advertisement in the postal box this morning. (knock at the door) Rather early for visitors.
Mary Poppins: Good Morning!
GEORGE: Yes?
POPPINS: I’ve come in answer to the advertisement.
WINIFRED: Oh my goodness
GEORGE: We haven’t placed any advertisement, at least not yet.
POPPINS You are the parents of Jane and Michael Banks, are you not?
GEORGE & WINIFRED: Yes, we are.
POPPINS And you are looking for a nanny?
GEORGE & WINIFRED: Yes, we are…
POPPINS Very well then, Now, let’s see (takes the children’s mended letter out of her pocket) “Plays games, all sorts.” Which I most certainly can. “Take us on outings, give us treats.”
(George looks around uneasily to the children and Winifred, then back at Poppins)
JANE: Michael, it’s out advertisement!
POPPINS: “Rosy cheeks and fairly pretty.” There’s no objection on that score, I hope?
GEORGE: Oh no.
POPPINS: I’m glad to hear it.
Mr. Banks: You brought your references, I presume. May I see them?
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