Nicholas Galatis Creative Writing Period 1 Mr. Hannon

Period 1 Mr. Hannon

The Stay At Home Mom’s Tale

The Stay At Home Mom’s Prologue

There once lived a woman with nine children 1

Who was married to the town’s councilman.

Little did he know he was a cuckold

To the nine sons and daughters that suckled

On their faithful birthmother’s left teat,

For she took a liking to man’s own meat.

She preferred her men to be young and bold

And she made sure that no man had told

But her spouse found out and made it all end.

Let me tell you the tale of Eve, my friend. 10

The Stay At Home Mom’s Tale

It was a typical summer morning

But the danger came without a warning

The Husband, whose name I dare not give out

For fear of being killed in a shootout,

Arrived from work one hour early

To find that his hedges were still burly,

After he had hired a hedge cutter.

Who ran past the husband in a flutter.

“Eve” he called out to his darling wife.

She came down the stairs singing Mack the Knife. 20

A song she sings only in her best mood,

When she takes Xanax or when she is wooed.

Her husband thought that this was very strange;

The number of pills she had did not change.

Nor was he home to bring his wife delight

And she was wearing clothes that were skintight.

Which were sav’d for another occasion.

They were hand-woven made by a Persian.

To be used for their anniversary.

When he felt the fabric, twas slippery 30

It was not water, it was but her sweat.

That would be the moment Eve would regret,

When her husband had finally caught her.

But the man knew better and he was slyer

He did not dare tell Eve what he now knew,

He would make her pay for being untrue.

He had a plan too sinister for most

That he is now known for around the coast.

He went on with his day playing the fool,

Picking up the kids and keeping his cool. 40

Waiting for a moment to make her pay

And it came when he met a young DJ.

The boy went by the name Nicky the G

Whose only goal was to have an orgy.

He was young, naïve and still a virgin,

None the less he still carried a Trojan.

The boy was perfect for the evil plan,

And so the husband’s twisted scheme began.

Nick’s eighteenth birthday was two days away

The husband got him a room on Broadway, 50

He gave him alcohol and many drugs.

The boy was so stoned he ate live raw slugs.

He fell asleep before he overdosed,

Half his body hung off of the bedpost.

The husband woke Nick with “Happy Birthday,

We must get to my house without delay,

There is a present waiting for you Nick”

He nodded and drank his Gin and Tonic.

“So what’s the surprise?” He asked full of glee

“Today you will lose your virginity.” 60

Said the husband almost jumping for joy.

“Finally!” Nick exclaimed, “No more Playboy”

The husband gave him careful instruction

To play the pool boy and use seduction

To lure the woman into bed with him

There she would cater to his every whim.

He had his way with her from ten to three

As they laid in bed they both got sleepy.

The two awoke when the sirens sounded,

Encircled by cops, they were surrounded. 70

“What’s going on” Eve franticly pleaded.

Quickly realizing she was naked,

Snatched the blanket and wore it as a coat.

The cops showed her the anonymous note,

That said she would be corrupting the youth

“Looks like it seems to be telling the truth”

An officer said, turning to Nicky,

Who was in a great mood from his quickie.

“But mister, today’s my eighteenth birthday”

“It’s not today, your birthday’s on Thursday” 80

Said the officer wearing a smile

“Wait till the guys get a load of this file”

“Are you telling me I’m still seventeen?”

“That’s right, but now you are far from pristine”

“I thought that this lady was my present”

“Is this a joke? I could be your parent!”

“This is no joke ma’am, you’re under arrest.”

He put Eve in handcuffs with a bare breast

“At least tell me who put you up to this”

“I did!” said the husband with a big hiss, 90

As he entered through the grand bedroom door,

“Look what you’ve gotten yourself into whore,

You should have thought much more before cheating

This is much better than any beating

That I could have given, enjoy prison”

“How could you use this boy as a weapon?

Those were the last words that Eve had uttered

The whole time the husband never stuttered

He never lost even a wink of sleep

Not once has anyone seen the man weep. 100

Young Nicholas lost his virginity

And still managed to keep his dignity.

Although his friends would never believe it

He still thinks he deserves all the credit.

Let this be a lesson to all of you