Slag`Meaning #1`Number one

POIDH`Pics Or It Didn't Happen

POKER FACE`Expressionless face

POKEY`Prison

POLY`Polyamory| loving more than one person at a time

POM`Australian name for an English person

POMG`Oh My God

POMO`Permanent Open Market Operations| Post Modern| A Group Of Native American People In California

PON`On| PWN

PONED`Powerfully owned| dominated

PONR`Point Of No Return

POOL SHARK`Good pool player

POP`Popular (music)

POP A SQUAT`Sit down

POP3`Post Office Protocol v3 (for email)

POPO`Police Officer(s)

POPPER`Amyl Nitrate

POPPERS`Amyl nitrate (recreational drug)

POPPIN`Going on| happening

POPPING`Dance style

POPS`Father

PORCH MONKEY`lazy person

POSE`Suppose

POSS`Possibly

POST`Hang out

POT`Mariujana

POT HEAD`Person who smokes WEED

POTC`Pirates Of The Carribean

POTD`Post Of The Day

POTO`Phantom Of The Opera

POTS`Parents Over The Shoulder| parents watching, I can't really talk

POTUS`President of the United States

POTW`Patient of the Week

POTY`Post Of The Year

POV`Point Of View

POW`Prisioner of War

POWN`PWN

POZ`HIV positive

PPB`Parts Per Billion

PPC`Pay Per Click

PPD`Post Potter Depression

PPL`People

PPLE`People

PPLZ`People

PPM`Parts Per Million

PPPW`Per Person, Per Week

PPS`Post-Post Script

PPT`Microsoft PowerPoint

PPU`Please Pick Up

PPV`Pay Per View

PQ`Party Quest (game)

PR`Public Relations

PRANG`Scared

PRATT`Stupid person

PRAWN`Girl who is good looking except for her face

PRBLY`Probably

PRC`People's Republic of China

PREE`Watch| stare at

PREGGERS`Pregnant

PREGGO`Pregnant

PREGO`Pregnant

PREP`Prepare

PRESH`Precious| Awesome| cool

PRESSIE`Present| gift

PRI`Pretty

PRIT`Ugly

PRO BONO`For good

PROB`Probably

PROBS`Probably

PROBZ`Probably

PROC`Programmed Random Occurrence

PROD`Protestant

PROG`Progressive rock music| Program

PROJECT`HOOD

PROLLY`Probably

PROMO`Promotional material

PROPS`Respect| recognition

PROXY`Agent| middle man

PROZZIE`Prostitute

PRW`Parents Are Watching

PRY`Probably

PS`PhotoShop| Play Station| Post Script

PS & QS`Pints and Quarts| Please and Thank Yous

PS/2`Computer port for keyboard or mouse

PS2`PlayStation 2

PS3`PlayStation 3

PS4`PlayStation 4

PSA`Publice Service Announcement

PSB`Please See Below

PSD`Photoshop Data file

PSH`Dismissive expression

PSHAW`disbelief| scepticism

PSI`Pounds per Square Inch (pressure)|Greek letter

PSM`Personal Short Message

PSN`Playstation Network

PSP`PlayStation Portable

PSR`Pretty Standard, Really

PST`Please Send Tell| Pacific Standard Time

PSTN`Public Switched Telephone Network

PSU`Power Supply Unit

PSX`Playstation X

PSYCHED`Excited| pumped up

PT`Phantasy Tour| Physical Training

PTB`Powers That Be| Pass The Buck| Please Text Back

PTC`Popping The Collar

PTDR`Pete De Rire| LOL

PTE`Private

PTI`Pardon The Interruption

PTL`Praise The Lord

PTM`Please Tell Me

PTO`Paid Time Off

PTP`Pay To Play| Peer To Peer

PTSD`Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

PTT`Push-To-Talk

PTW`Play To Win| Professional Time Waster

PTZ`Pan-Tilt-Zoom

PUA`Pick Up Artist

PUB`bar

PUG`Pick Up Group

PUKKA`Genuine| top quality

PULL`Make out with

PUMA`Woman who dates younger men

PUMPED`Exhilarated| fired up

PUNK`Music genre

PUNTER`Customer

PURDY`Pretty

PURP`PURPLE

PURPLE`Strong marijuana

PUSH`Sell drugs

PUV`Public Utility Vehicle

PV`Promotional Video

PVC`Polyvinyl Chloride| vinyl

PVE`Player versus Environment

PVM`Player Versus Monster

PVP`Player v Player

PVR`Personal Video Recorder

PVT`Private

PWD`Password

PWEASE`Babyish form of Please

PWM`Professional White Male

PWN`Own| dominate

PWN3D`Owned

PWNAGE`Pure Ownage

PWND`PWNED

PWNED`Owned| dominated| Perfectly Owned

PWNT`PWNED

PWOR`Proceeding With Orders Recieved

PWOS`Parents Watching Over Shoulder

PWP`Plot? What Plot?

PWT`Poor White Trash

PX`Post Exchange| Part Exchange

PYP`Play Your Position

PYT`Pretty Young Thing

PYP`Play Your Position

PYT`Pretty Young Thing

PZ`Peace

Q`Thank You

Q&A`Question and Answer

Q/A`Question and Answer

Q1`First Quarter| Quake 1

Q4U`Question For You

Q8`Kuwait

QA`Quality Assurance| Question and Answer

QANTAS`Queensland and Northern Territory Aerial Service

QAP`Quick As Possible| Quickly As Possible

QB`Quarter Back

QC`Quality Control

QED`Quod Erat Demonstrandum| it has been proved

QFE`Quoted For Emphasis

QFMT`Quoted For More Truth

QFP`Quoted For Posterity

QFT`Quoted For Truth

QI`Quite Interesting

QK`Ninja

QL`Cool| Quietly Laughing

QLD`Queensland

QNA`Question and Answer

QNO`Quiet Night Out

QOL`Quality Of Life

QOS`Quantam Of Solace

QOTD`Quote Of The Day

QOTSA`Queens Of The Stone Age (Band)

QP`Quarter Pound (of weed)

QQ`Crying| Quit

QQ4U`Quick Question For You

QR`Queer

QS`Quick Scope

QSL`Confirmed

QT`Cutie

QTPI`Cutie Pie

QTR`Quarter

QTS`Cuties

QTY`Quantity

QUACK`Doctor

QUE`What?

QURL`Girl

QVC`Quality Value Convenience

QWERTYUIOP`Bored

R`Are

R&D`Research and Development| Replicate and Duplicate

R&R`Rest and Relaxation

R5`Region 5 (DVD region)

RA`Resident Advisor| Resident Assistant

RAC`Rock Against Communism

RACHET`Crazy| nasty

RACKS`Money

RAD`Radical| cool

RADAR`Radio Detection And Ranging

RAFL`ROFL

RAGE`Party very hard| get wasted

RAGO`Whatever, OK

RAH`Pompous or superior person

RAIL`Line of cocaine

RAILS`Lines of cocaine

RAINCHECK`Postponement

RAK`Random Act of Kindness

RAM`Random Access Memory

RANDOM`Unexpected| unpredictable

RANGA`Redhead derogatory

RANK`Disgusting| gross

RAOK`Random Act Of Kindness

RAP`Music genre

RAPID`Cool| excellent

RAPPER`Urban poet

RAR`File compression type

RAS`Remote Access Server

RASTA`Rastafarian

RAT`Snitch| telltale

RATCHET`Undesirable| coarse woman

RATM`Rage Against the Machine (band)

RATS`Damn

RAVE`A Large Dance Party

RAWK`Rock

RAWL`Roll Around While Laughing

RAWR`Right Answer, Wrong Reason

RAZZ`Make fun of| Get drunk

RBAU`Right Back At You

RBAY`Right Back At You

RBG`Revolutionary But Gangsta

RBTL`Read Between The Lines

RBV`Red Bull and Vodka

RC`Random Chat| Radio Controlled

RCH`A very small unit of measurement

RCON`Remote Console

RCT`Roller Coster Tycoon

RCVD`Received

RD`Real Deal

RDC`Really Don't Care

RDJ`Robert Downey Jr.

RDM`Random Death Match

RDO`Regular Day Off

RDR`Red Dead Redemption (Game)

RDRR`Har-de-har-har

RDV`Rendez-Vous

RDY`Ready

RE`Regarding

RE-GIFT`Pass an unwanted gift on to someone else

REC`Recreation

RED BONE`Light Skinned Colored Person| Red Undertones In Skin and Hair

RED COAT`British soldier| Holiday camp worker

REDBONE`Light skinned colored person

REDNECK`Unsophisticated rural person from Southeast USA

REDONCULOUS`Ridiculous

REEFA`REEFER

REEFER`Marijuana

REEM`Gorgeous| sexy| nice

REF`Refugee

REG`Regular

REGGIE`Regular weed

REGS`Regular| Low quality marijuana

REKT`Wrecked

REL`Relative| Irrelevant

RELLIES`Relatives

REM`Rapid Eye Movement| Rock band

RENTS`Parents

REP`Represent| Reputation| Repetition

REQ`Request| Required

RES`Resin

RESH`Depressing

RESTECPA`Respect

RETRO`Old fashioned style

REV`Make an engine go faster| Reverend

REZ`Indian reservation

RFC`Request For Comment

RFI`Request For Information

RFID`Radio Frequency Identification

RFP`Request for Proposal

RFQ`Request For Quotation

RFT`Right First Time

RFTS`Reach For The Stars

RFYL`Run For Your Life

RGB`Red, Green, Blue

RGDS`Regards

RGR`Roger

RH`Road Head

RHCP`Red Hot Chili Peppers (Band)

RHD`Right Hand Drive

RHI`Rumour Has It

RHINO`Older man looking for a younger woman

RHIP`Rank Has Its Privileges

RHS`Right Hand Side

RIB`Make fun of

RICE`Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements

RICK ROLL`Trick someone with a link to Rick Astley video

RIDIC`Ridiculous

RIF`Reduction In Force

RIFRAF`Common people| trailer trash

RIH`Rot In Hell

RINGTONE`Sound a cell phone makes when receiving a call

RINO`Republican In Name Only

RIP`Convert music/video on CD to MP3s| Rest In Peace

RIPPED`Well defined muscles| Stoned

RIS`Received In Swap

RITE`Right| Write

RIYL`Recommended If You Like

RKBA`Right to Keep and Bear Arms

RL`Real Life

RLAB`Roll Like A Buffalo

RLF`Real Life Friend

RLTW`Rangers Lead The Way

RLY`Really

RLZ`Rules

RM`Remake

RMA`Return Merchandise Authorization

RME`Rolling My Eyes

RML`Read My Lips

RMR`Remember

RMT`Real-Money Trading

RMV`Results May Vary

RN`Right Now| Registered Nurse

RNA`Ribonucleic Acid

RNB`Rhythm And Blues

RNG`Random Number Generator

RNR`Rock 'N Roll

RO`Ragnarok Online (MMORPG)

ROACH`The end of a JOINT

ROAR`Right Of Admission Reserved

ROCKBAND`Music video game

ROCKIN`Awesome

ROCKS`Crack cocaine

ROE`Rules Of Engagement

ROF`Rate Of Fire| ROFL

ROFC`Rolling On Floor Crying

ROFL`Rolling On Floor Laughing

ROFLCOPTER`LOL, ROFL etc

ROFLMFAO`Rolling On Floor Laughing My F***ing A** Off

ROFLOL`Rolling On Floor, Laughing Out Loud

ROFTL`ROTFL

ROG`Really Old Git

ROGER THAT`I Understand, OK

ROH`Ring of Honor (wrestling)

ROI`Return on Investment

ROLF`Rolling On Laughing Floor

ROLL`Experience the effects of Ecstasy

ROLLED`Robbed| beaten

ROLLIN`High on drugs

ROM`Read-Only Memory

ROM COM`Romantic Comedy

ROOTS`Type of Reggae music

ROR`Raughing out Roud

ROS`Right On Schedule

ROSES`Money

ROTC`Reserve Officer Training Corps

ROTF`Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)

ROTFFNAR`Rolling On The Floor For No Apparent Reason

ROTFL`Rolling On The Floor Laughing

ROTFLOL`Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud

ROTGL`Rolling On The Ground Laughing

ROTK`Return of the King (Tolkien)

ROTM`Run Of The Mill

ROV`Remotely Operated Vehicle

ROW`Rest Of the World

ROX`Rocks

ROXOR`Rocks| Awesome

ROXORZ`Rocks

ROY`Relative of yours?

ROZZERS`Police

RP`Role Play

RPC`Role Playing Chat

RPF`Real Person Fiction

RPG`Rocket Propelled Grenade| Role Playing Game

RPM`Revolutions Per Minute

RPS`Rock Paper Scissors (game)

RQ`Random Questions

RR`Restroom

RRD`Rick Rolled

RROD`Red Ring Of Death

RRP`Recommended Retail Price

RRR`Reading, 'Riting, 'Rithmetic

RS`RuneScape

RSA`An encryption algorithm

RSI`Repetitive Strain Injury

RSN`Real Soon Now

RSPB`Royal Society for the Protection of Birds

RSPCA`Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals

RSRSRS`LOL

RSS`Rich Site Summary| Really Simple Syndication

RSVP`Repondez s'il vous plait (Please reply)

RT`Retweet| Real Time

RTA`Road Traffic Accident

RTB`Return To Base

RTD`Ready To Drink

RTE`National broadcaster in Ireland

RTF`Return The Favour

RTFAQ`Read The FAQ

RTFD`Read The F***ing Description

RTFI`Read The Flipping Instructions

RTFM`Read The Flipping Manual

RTFT`Read The F***ing Thread| Read The F***ing Topic

RTG`Ready To Go

RTHX`Thank you for the Retweet

RTM`Read The Manual

RTO`Radio Telephone Operator

RTR`Roll Tide Roll

RTS`Real Time Strategy

RTV`Rock The Vote

RTW`Ready To Wear| Round The World

RU`Are You?

RUA`Are You Alone?

RUCA`Girlfriend

RUDEBOY`Gangster| Ska fan

RUGGER`Rugby

RUH ROH`Uh Oh, Scooby Doo style

RUKA`Gangster girl| MOLL

RUKM`Are You Kidding Me?

RUMBLE`Brawl| fight

RUO`Weak

RUOK`Are You OK?

RUS`Are You Serious?

RUT`Are You There

RV`Recreational Vehicle

RVB`Red Versus Blue

RVR`Realm Versus Realm (MMORPG)

RW`Read-Write

RWD`Rear Wheel Drive

RWL`Roaring With Laughter

RWNJ`Right Wing Nut Job

RWP`Random Wall Post

RWYS`Reap What You Sow

RX`Prescription

RYC`Regarding Your Comment

RYN`Read Your Note| Regarding Your Note

RYO`Roll Your Own

RYT`Right| alright

S&D`Search and Destroy

S&M`Sadism and Masochism

S&P`Salt and Pepper

S/`Substitute first word with second

S/B`Should Be

S/N`Serial Number

S/O`Shout Out| Significant Other

S/T`Self Titled

S2`Love

S2G`Swear To God

S2R`Send To Receive

S2S`Sorry To Say| Safe To Say

S2U`Same To You

S4S`Support For Support

SA`Sibling Alert

SAB`Smoking A Blunt

SACK`Bed

SAD`Pathetic| Seasonal Adjustment Disorder

SAE`Stamped/Self Addressed Envelope

SAF`Single Asian Female

SAFE`Something or someone good

SAFM`Stay Away From Me

SAG`Wear trousers low around the waist

SAGE`Word added to a post to stop it getting bumped

SAHD`Stay At Home Dad

SAHM`Stay At Home Mom

SAHN`Son

SAHW`Stay At Home Wife

SALA`Idiot| moron

SALAM`Peace

SALTS`Smiled A Little Then Stopped

SALUT`Hi

SAM`Stop Annoying Me

SAMEFAG`Person with multiple aliases on forums

SAN`Japanese name suffix, Mr or Ms

SANGA`Sandwich

SANK`Something

SANS`Without

SAP`Sad And Pathetic| Fool

SARCY`Sarcastic

SARGE`Chat up

SARKY`Sarcastic

SAS`Special Air Service

SASE`Self-Addressed, Stamped Envelope

SAT`Scholastic Assessment Test

SATA`Serial Advanced Technology Attachment

SATC`Sex And The City (TV show)

SATS`Standard Attainment Tests

SAUCE`source

SAUCED`Drunk

SAVAGE`Brutal but awesome

SAVVY`Do you understand?| Knowledgeable| well informed

SAWP`SUP

SAYONARA`Goodbye

SB`Somebody

SBD`Silent But Deadly

SBF`Single Black Female

SBI`Surrounded By Incompetence

SBJ`Sweet Baby Jesus

SBM`Single Black Male

SBS`Step By Step

SBSP`SpongeBob SquarePants

SBT`Sorry 'Bout That

SBUX`Starbucks

SC`StarCraft (game)| Silent Chuckle

SCA`Scandal

SCALLY`Low life| trailer trash

SCAM`Rip off| Make out

SCART`Audio/Video TV connector

SCH`School

SCHEMIE`Someone from a council estate

SCHWAG`Low grade marijuana

SCNR`Sorry, Could Not Resist

SCO`San Fransisco

SCOFF`Food| Eat fast| Sneer

SCOTUS`Supreme Court Of The United States

SCOUSE`Relating to Liverpool

SCOUSER`Person from Liverpool

SCRAM`Go away

SCRAN`Food

SCRAP`Fight

SCREB`Dirty| scruffy person

SCRILLA`Money| cash

SCRIM`Practice game

SCRUB`Loser who thinks he's something

SCSI`Small Computer System Interface

SCUBA`Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus

SD`Sweet Dreams| Secure Digital| So Drunk

SDA`Seventh-Day Adventist

SDK`Software Development Kit

SDMF`Strength, Determination, Merciless, Forever| Society Dwelling Mother F***er

SDRAM`Synchronous Dynamic Random Access Memory

SDSL`Symmetric DSL

SE`Special Edition

SEC`Second

SED`Said

SEEDS`Marijuana seeds| Children

SEEN`I see, understood

SEHR`Very

SEKC`Sexy

SEKKLE`Calm down

SELCA`Self Cam picture

SELFIE`Picture of yourself, usually taken by yourself

SEM`Search Engine Marketing

SENIOR MOMENT`Lapse of memory| logic or mental function

SEO`Search Engine Optimization

SEP`Somebody Else's Problem

SERP`Search Engine Results Page

SES`Marijuana

SESH`Session

SET`Division of a gang

SETE`Smiling Ear To Ear

SETI`Search For Extraterrestrial Intelligence

SEVIE`Seventh Grader

SEXPOT`Sexy Person

SEXT`Send suggestive text messages

SF`Science Fiction| San Francisco

SFAM`Sister From Another Mister

SFLR`Sorry For Late Reply

SFO`San Francisco International Airport

SFP`Sorry for Partying

SFR`Smiling For Real

SFSG`So Far So Good

SFTBC`Sorry For The Broadcast

SFW`Safe For Work

SFX`Sound Effects

SG2M`Sounds Good To Me

SGO`Let's Go

SGT`Sergeant

SGTM`Sounds Good To Me

SH`Same Here

SHADDAP`Shut up

SHADE`Casual| disrespectful

SHADES`Sunglasses

SHADY`Shifty| sly| sneaky

SHAFT`Screw| rip off

SHANK`Homemade knife| Stab

SHAWN`Attractive man

SHAWTY`Young girl/woman

SHB`Super Hot Babe

SHEERIO`An Ed Sheeran Fan

SHEILA`Woman

SHELL-LIKE`Ear

SHERLOCKIAN`A Fan Of Sherlock Holmes

SHERM`Cigarette dipped in PCP

SHH`Be quiet, shut up

SHILL`Decoy| person in on a scam

SHINNY`Informal game of hockey

SHIOK`happiness| pleasure

SHIP`Romantic relationship

SHIRT LIFTER`Homosexual Male

SHIV`Home made knife

SHIZZLE`Sure

SHK`Should Have Known

SHM`Simple Harmonic Motion

SHMILY`See How Much I Love You

SHO`Sure| Super High Output

SHOOK`Scared| frightened

SHOOP`Photoshop

SHOOTER`Gun| Person who fires a gun

SHOPPED`Photoshopped| manipulated

SHORTY`Girlfriend| attractive girl

SHOTGUN`Front passenger seat

SHOTTA`Thug| gangster| Drug dealer

SHOULDA`Should have

SHRINK`Psychiatrist

SHU`Secure Housing Unit

SHUBZ`House party| rave

SHUCKS`modesty| disappointment

SHUG`Sugar

SHUP`Shut Up

SHURUP`Shut Up

SHUSH`Shut up| be quiet

SHUX`Shucks| modesty

SHWE`Should We

SI`Stop It| Stupid Idiot

SIA`Sorry I Asked

SIAP`Sorry If Already Posted

SIAS`Say It Ain't So

SIC`Latin sicut| apparent mistake

SICK`Awesome| cool

SICS`Sitting In Chair Snickering

SID`Acid| LSD

SIDK`Sorry, I Didn't Know

SIDS`Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

SIF`As If

SIFS`Secret Internet Fatties

SIG`Signature

SIGH`Exhale depressedly

SIK`SICK

SIKE`Indicating the previous statement is false

SIKED`Psyched, excited about

SIL`Son-In-Law

SIM`Subscriber Identity Module

SIM CARD`Subscriber Identity Module for a mobile phone

SIMMER`Relax| chill

SIO`Bye

SIP`YEP in Spanish

SIS`Sister

SIT`Stay In Touch

SITD`Still In The Dark

SITREP`Situation Report

SITTING DUCK`Vulnerable| helpless target

SITU`Situation

SIV`Bad goalie in hockey

SIW`Someone Is Watching

SIWOTI`Someone Is Wrong On The Internet

SIZZLE`Drug OC| oxycontin

SJ`Society of Jesus| San Jose

SJGR`Shit Just Got Real

SK8`Skate

SK8R`Skater

SKANKIN`Form of dancing

SKEED`High

SKEEN`I See| Seen

SKENG`Knife| blade| Gun| firearm

SKETCH`Unusual| dubious

SKEWL`School

SKI`Spend Kids' Inheritance| Snort cocaine

SKI INSTRUCTOR`Cocaine dealer

SKIDADDLE`Go away

SKINNY`Information| gossip| Thin

SKINT`Broke| having no money

SKITTLES`Drugs

SKITZ`Schitzophrenic

SKL`School

SKN`OK, cool, whatever

SKO`Let's Go

SKOOL`School

SKRILLA`Money

SKU`Stock Keeping Unit

SKUX`A guy who's good with women

SKYPE`Internet telephone

SL`So Lame

SLA`Service Level Agreement

SLAB`Slow Low/Loud And Bangin'| customized car

SLAN`Goodbye

SLAP`Sounds Like A Plan

SLAPPED`Drunk

SLD`Second Level Domain

SLEW`Cut down| kill

SLF`Sounds Like Fun

SLFN`So Long For Now

SLH`Santa's Little Helper

SLI`Scalable Link Interface

SLICE`Eighth of an ounce of marijuana

SLICK`Sharp| cool| smooth

SLM`Salaam| hello

SLOB`Lazy| untidy| dirty person

SLOL`Seriously Laughing Out Loud

SLOSHED`Drunk

SLR`Single Lens Reflex| Camera

SLT`Salut| hello

SLUGS`Bullets

SLY`Still Love You

SMACK`Heroin

SMACKED`High on marijuana

SMAD`Sad and mad

SMALLS`Underwear

SMAO`Study My Ass Off

SMDH`Shaking My Damn Head

SMDHE`Some Mothers Do Have Em

SME`Small/Medium Enterprises

SMEG`All purpose swear word

SMEXI`Smart and Sexy

SMEXY`Smart and sexy

SMFT`So Much For That

SMG`Sub-Machine Gun

SMGDH`Shaking My God Damn Head

SMH`Shaking My Head

SMHID`Shaking My Head In Despair

SMHL`Shaking My Head Laughing

SMIB`Southern Maryland Inbred

SMIDSY`Sorry Mate, I Didn't See You

SMIZE`Smile with your eyes

SML`Screw My Life| Story of My Life

SMN`Shoot Me Now

SMOG`Sweet Mother Of God

SMOOCH`Kiss

SMOOSH`Hug| squeeze

SMOP`Simple Matter Of Programming

SMS`Short Message Service

SMT`Sucking My Teeth

SMTH`Something

SMTP`Simple Mail Transfer Protocol

SMURF`Experienced gamer posing as a newbie

SN`Screen Name| Side Note

SN1`Spare No One