Incarnation - Muse's Advisory, Dec. 9 – Polimnia:
“I had no choice but leave,” Zeus says to Miriam.
“The last time Patmos visited,
I heard the echo of a hiss, the seethe
of angry thought I buried deep
beneath the ocean where his isle lay
before arising to the light—
now not an echo, but a roar,
And he shall see an angel calling,
Babylon is fallen!
And from a white cloud thrusts
a sickle on the clusters of the vine
whose grapes are fully ripe.
Each island fled away from air;
each mountain disappeared...
“It's not your fault,” she says.
“John always heard what others could not hear.
That afternoon Yeshua wandered on the shore
of Kinneret, hailed Zebedee and his two boys
whilst they repaired torn nets inside their fishing-boat,
John glimpsed the Baptist reborn in Yeshua's face,
and Zebedee beseeched John's brother James
to go and try to keep John safer than his namesake,
as when Herod heard Yeshua's fame, he said,
It is the Baptist, risen from the dead.
Ironically, it wasn't tender John but sturdy James
whom Herod's heir beheaded ten years afterward,
while John survives, and all the demons in him.”
“Some of them are mine,” says Zeus.
“Their voices I remember well.”
“And some are mine.
And some are all mankind's,
the poor old guy.”
Homeward -Muse's Advisory, Dec. 10 – Polimnia:
The sea rears up at Arki's Knob.
The prosarious beats the rowers' rhythm,
all the while scowling at the Galilean raving,
“A whore sits on a scarlet beast;
her forehead is named Mystery.
Come out of her, my people,
for she hath lived deliciously
as a widow without sorrow:
merchants of the earth wax rich
by her abundance of delicacies,
of fine linen and purple and silk,
of scarlet and tangy thyine wood,
of vessels of ivory and of brass,
of iron and marble and cinnamon.”
Oh, to take his sword and air
that Jew's malodorous brain!
Four more leagues to Cape Crane.
Ash - Muse's Advisory, Dec. 11 - Clio:
Miriam sits alone
and John climbs up the hill once more.
Her smoke rose up for ever and ever.
She made herself ready in fine linen.
His eyes were flame and his feet
Treadeth the winepress of fierceness.
Clothed with vesture dipped in blood
I cried out to all the fowls that fly,
'Come and gather and devour the flesh
of kings and mighty men and horses'
And they flew down and delivered up
The dead which were in them and the sea
Delivered up the dead which were in it
Until there was no more sea.
She rises
and opens her palms in greeting.
Alleluia.
Alleluia.
I fell at his feet to worship him but he said, Don't;
for God shall wipe away tears from their eye
Until there is no more death nor any pain.
Her smile is broken like sea in wind.
On the east are three gates:
one jasper and one sapphire and one chalcedony;
on the north three gates:
one emerald and one sardonyx and one sardius;
on the south three gates:
one chrysolite and one beryl and one topaz;
on the west three gates:
One chrysoprasus and one jacinth and one amethyst.
The street of the city is pure gold,
transparent glass which has no need of sun;
for he that is unjust, let him be unjust;
filthy, let him be filthy;
righteous, let him be righteous.
Dogs and whoremongers and idolaters;
whosoever loveth or who maketh a lie;
let him take the water of life freely from my hand.
In John's own palsied hand,
a knife.
Zeus steps out
from behind the house
and issues forth
a lightningbolt
more feeble even
than the stroke
that he produced
although disastrously
on Semele's demand,
but still John's fingertips
are burnt to ash
and with them
the last shred
of his intelligence.
88% Perspiration, 8% Inspiration & 4% Urination - Muse's Advisory, Dec. 12 – Polimnia:
Tom, per favore!
Much too much
of all that
John of Patmos stuff!
We got the gist!
Go back
to your protagonists
before your last two
loyal readers
lose their minds
and cut their wrists!
Hunger revisits cats
passed out
oblivious to all but belly-bliss
after a final feast
of putrid octopus.
On distant Patmos
candle-lighters
light one candle less.
The fat green olives
have turned blond.
Zeus comes
after a week away.
Grief-stricken Miriam
invites him sit
and quench his thirst
with purple wine;
he wraps her
with his brawny arm
and lets her drench
his shirt with tears.
While stars
in constellations fixed
immortalize the lives
of Cassiopeia, Orion,
Castor and Pollux,
unanchored Miriam asks
at last to learn
of Zeus's other children,
lovers, several wives.
He stands up, smiles,
refills two bowls
and breaks a loaf
of bread in two.
Why not? he thinks.
The evening air
is cool and still enough
to hear tales only
to be whispered once.
“How much time do you have
for listening?” he asks.
"It's been
a long and fertile life.”
“I have all night.”
Va bene?
Is that enough
of an entrée
for you to stay
on track
for 20 minutes
while I run
back up
to Clio's place
and take my pee?
His Past, 1 - Muse's Advisory, Dec. 13 – Melpomene/Tom:
"Zeus said to Miriam,
My first was an Egyptian maiden
just emerged from Nile mud.”
“The inexperienced do seem
to be his specialty, Melpomene.”
"It's true, and it makes sense.
An older women
who has tooled around the block
a couple times is less susceptible
to easy charm."
“Teenage girls are moony—
but this getting pregnant
and denying there was screwing?
Are they liars, or deluded?”
"Infatuation makes you both,
and then a second tidal wave
wells from the womb,
that seals your fate."
“Melpomene, why are you choking up?
Go on.
Who was the lucky little Copt?
Sketch out the scene,
I'll try to fill in the psychology.
I do remember
adolescence's immense insanity.”
“What happened exactly
I can't recall, the god explained—
one of those primal things
the crocodile brain controls.
My second conquest, though—
a young Phoenician girl—
her I remember in detail!
Oh, how I set the trap!
I hid to study her
behind a thickly batted cloud
and laid seduction plans
she'd be unable to resist!
I gave myself the form
of a cute calf who trotted up,
bright daisy in his mouth:
she put a garland on my neck.
Next thing she knew—”
“I've heard this one.
She climbs onto his back
and feels the unsuspected stir
of sex when he starts galloping.”
"I bore her straight
into the waves
five hundred miles
till beneath a plane tree
on the beach of Crete
I turned into an eagle—
and I raped her.
Sometimes a second animal
waits in a lover's heart—
bloodthirsty brute within a Trojan Horse.
By the time you see it, it's too late.
As Ovid wrote,
With all her might she strove;
But how can mortal maid contend with Jove?”
“What sort of man resorts to violence?
He feels himself a god who has the right?
Frustration, from some impotence?”
"Zeus said to Miriam,
To call us powerful,
possessed of strength
but not control,
is a mistake.
Such weakness
I would come to rue
a little further down life's road—
soon break my own
heart too,
attacking Leda.”
His Past, 2 - Muse’s Advisory, Dec 14 – Euterpe:
“In the fens downstream from Sparta—”
Zeus begins, then takes a lengthy sip.
“—a skinny-dipping fille,
already pregnant by a man,
I forcibly implanted
with an orb containing god.”
A shudder in the loins engenders there
The broken wall, the burning roof and tower
And Agamemnon dead,
Yeats grieved.
“I wept, my reddening cheeks
the dawn of right and wrong.
But all attempts to make amends
to Leda afterwards
just made things worse—
apologies upon deaf ears
and orchids scattered to the ground.
So one omnipotent, omniscient,
learned that some cats can't be
put back in the bag.
Gaze upward, Miriam:
Castor and Pollux, twin charioteers
who rode forth from the womb
alongside mortal, all-beguiling
Clytemnestra and the half-blood
Helen, rape bait too—
those brothers icy in the sky
will still be frozen there
the night I, unforgiven, die."
“My Love,” says Miriam,
and tips the bowl into his cup again.
“Sins are indelible
despite Yeshua's pledge,
but they shed no more light
on us than lantern-flies.
Gaze up, yourself,
and make a wish upon the triple
halo girdling yon Jupiter's head.”
Simulcast - Muse's Advisory, Dec. 15 – Polimnia:
"...U.S. Army propagandista Glenn Miller,
il trombettista famoso e band leader,
manca in azione con due aviatori Alleata
sopra la Manica Inglese in un UC-64...
...In una storia correlate, Amelia Earhart,
insieme con navigatore Fred Noonan,
è scomparso vicino alle isole Nukumanu
nel suo Lockheed Electra 10E..."
I track my father's whereabouts
by listening to newscasts of his capers—
how he plucks a favorite from the air
or undertakes particularly ambitious
aerial collisions with iconic skyscrapers.
Two glasses of Chianti, and I'm there...
“Some skinny couple took that cottage
over on the next hill,” Miriam tells Zeus.
“Loud music, and they fly a red-striped flag
high in the sky on breezy days, that they control
somehow with little motions of their hands."
“Ah—” Zeus says half-sheepishly,
“—you know. The devil's tools.”
“I knew it! It was you!
I wondered how long you'd content yourself
with counting boats and getting drunk with me!
Who are they? At least introduce us!”
There's the two you saw,
plus three more very horny men—
all boozers—”
“Oh, you do like thinking I'm a prude!”
“It's true. My favorite fantasy.”
“What if I told you
you were not my first?
That I'd been pregnant once before
and was aborted?”
“I'd say
your first swain got cold feet
but then regained his senses
some weeks later.”
“So I was right about that too!
Who else could he have been,
but you?”
“I'm not so pitiless or false
as rumor makes me out;
you're not so pure or good.
So let's go visit, yes—
Glenn Miller and Amelia Earhart.
She's got some fiery tsipouro in wood
and he can teach us how to waltz
la Sonata di Luna.”
“You just can't just park
them there as pets.”
“It's the best show on the mountain!
Let's go check it out tonight."
Glass #3 of vino, though,
is always a mistake.
“ ...a bordo di due Boeing 767, acclamato TV
sceneggiatore David Angell morto insieme con
un pilota denominato ironicamente Victor Saracini
e tutti dell'equipaggio, passeggeri e dirottatori...”
Zweikampf/Duel - Muse's Advisory, Dec. 16 – Thalia:
Warten Sie! honks Hitler,
several poets further back.
Herr Glenn Miller
was a traitor to his volk
and when his plane went down
he got what he deserved!
Fräulein Amelia Earhart
was a Teutonic traitor too!
Madman, your point?
Wait, Ersatz Byron interrupts.
What's Hitler doing here?
He dreams of glory, same as you.
Revisionists insist
if he can triumph as an artist,
much less blood will flow.
He'd rather be a Rilke or a Goethe
than mass-murderer.
Warten Sie! Hitler
repeats hot-headedly.
Who's this interrupter
with a hooked Semitic nose?
Jews ruined poetry
as well as Germany—
you've read Heine.
I'll knock your block off, buddy!
exclaims Byron's #1 Admirer.
Boys, boys.
Fistfights and duels
must be conducted
in that glade
and by strict rules
laid down by
Eugene Field:
Come half past twelve
by the old Dutch clock,
& then at twenty paces
take turns firing feet
into each other's faces.
Repeating 'Jesus was a Jew'
can't make it true!
the Führer cries. Galileans
were Assyrians, King David
was a Moabite, and Zeus
himself—
—ein Hamburger?
The Nazi leapt
at him,
his lips spit-flecked
but Byron Hopeful
bared a trochee,
Gotcha!
Bearded Vultures - Muse's Advisory, Dec. 17 – Calliope:
Laboring from the gladiators' graveyard
two lammergeiers bear a dead slave's
thighbones up to rocky fastnesses to crack
against the utmost crags and spill
the lusty marrow down their craws.
“We have to free ourselves, and John,”
Zeus says, sipping his wine. “Come back
with me to my cave for a week or two
and once he sees you've left we can resume
our afternoons here by your spring.”
“He'll be bereft.”
“He tried to cut your throat. He imagines
you a monster now. It's better he believes
Yeshua came and whisked you up to paradise.
Besides, my place is very nice.
The last time I had live-in company,”
he says with a sly grin,
“I had to send the sheets out twice.”
“You are Zeus Apomuios, Shoo-er of Flies.”
Below in Ephesus, Artemis's gaudy temple
aspires a long plume of bright gold smoke
where priestesses know how to render fat
to oils that burn every color in a rainbow.
“Does that ever seem a little foolish?” Miriam asks.
“I'm way past that,” he says.
“You see yourselves as sheep
but I see you as antelopes!
You make amazing leaps.
Look at the vultures breaking
hips apart against that bluff.
Don't underestimate the pull
of sundered blood and bone.
No, I find you breath-taking.”
“Okay, I'll go,” she agrees. “A change
of scene will do me good, and John’s
long trek here every week is killing him.”
“Ah, excellent! I'll ask our neighbors
up for shish kebab and drinks.
The great thing about them—” he winks—
“is they have no idea. They think
they're in some cockeyed transmigration
scheme. Wait till you talk to them.”
“Will you return them to their lives?”
“They don't know it but their old life is
continuing: they're duplicates. The day
I let them see what's happened since I
brought them here they'll be like gods.”
“Sounds complicated.”
“It's dimensions five and six.”
“Oh, Zeus Fysikí! What is it with guys
and their Science? How many
of these dimensions have you made?'
“I have to have my secrets.”
The lammergeiers hurl their freight
against the stone and echos sound
like somebody may have broken
the gates and finally made it home.
Waiting in Endless Lines - Muse's Advisory, Dec. 18 - Tom to Calliope:
Excuse me,
Miss All-That
with the overpriced writing tablet -
not that you paid for it -
it's product placement, right?
You put yourself in stitches
calling me Ape Byron or whatever
but it's meatless sandwiches like me
that feed your fame
...well, yes, there's Homer...but
still...what gives you the gall
to dangle tasty shreds of beef
and line us up like fingered Jews
to pluck the gold teeth
from our gums
before you turn us into glue?
WE ARE THE POETS!
This young man in front of me
you promised mastery of terza rima?
And this lady just behind, the key
to writing like a lady Bukowski?
TEXT WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!
...Or what? Go ahead, say it—
you'll call the Mt. Parnassus poetry police
and have us booked and banished
someplace shittier than Greece?
At the Table - Muse's Advisory, Dec. 19 – Calliope:
“Boost me 1000 places up in line?”
Byron Boxtops sneers, almost preening.
“If Viktor Frankl had agreed to that,
we'd never have Man's Search for Meaning!
If we poets go on strike,
this field is bare
except for rabbits and bleached trunks
of what a future archeologist guesses
to be ruins
of nine forgotten demi-goddesses.”
Don't threaten us, you ingrate!
The earth will turn as it has always turned
with or without the poor excuse for exumbration
you call poetry! We don't spark, blow on, and stoke
your mental cigarettes for our own kicks;
if any of you puffers want to quit,
then be my guest.
Amity - Muse's Advisory, Dec. 20 – Polimnia:
“Oh my!” cries Byron's Flea.
“Here comes the schoolteach
with her veil, Good Mistress Harmony
to salt the slugfest's tail
and clean up after
Calliope iPad's quick retreat
behind a swirl of cheat sheets
for Today in History -
a girl
born
to the "Funky Drummer" beat,
or
Heybeliada's Aziz Nesin's
Yüreğim gövdeme sığmıyor
Gövdem odama
Odam evime sığmıyor
My body won't fit my heart
My room my body
My house my room.
So, ladies and gentlemen,
to soothe the troubled water,
I give you Polimnia's Soft Sale!”
Indeed that's why I've come.
For tre millenni
muse and poet saw eye to eye
and the trivium thrived.
Why throw all that away now
in a pissing contest?
Our bad. You're il creatore.
We got bored,
carried away,
we bit off more than we could chew
from a piece of the pie
that belonged to you.
At most,
I ask an invocation:
that's how Homer scratched
our egotistic itch.
But, if you prefer, we don't exist:
just your name
blazoning the frontispiece.
“How can I refuse?” he grins.
Just call me La Musa Eufonia OG.
Pilgrimage - Muse's Advisory, Dec. 21 – Me:
I advance,
2,145,230 to 2,145,229.
It all seems worth it now—
80 pages on a flash drive,
my moment of truth
at the top of the line
increasingly irrelevant,
the pilgrimage
more tonic than the shrine.
“Why not come home?”
Penny and Telly implore.
“Dear husband, father,
hop that next bus back from Lourdes?”
I can't, I say.
(a) I'm bored to tears
(b) I crave applause
(c) I'm seeking love
(d) all, two, or none of the above.
I'm still not cured.
Zeus's Cave - Muse's Advisory, Dec. 22 – Urania:
The track to Zeus's cave almost impassable
through thickets bristling with nightingales,
they lose sight of the city, harbor, then the sea itself,
at last emerge into an arbor of apricots and a crystal
pond whose fish wear golden necklaces and earrings
on their heads and rise as Zeus calls out their names
and tosses each a bit of bread.
Above, a bluff:
a granite tripe of dark mouths fed by curving stairs
rock-carved beside great Doric columns
and human figures in relief,
some fully fleshed, some skeletal.
“The Seven Sleepers Cave,” Zeus indicates.
“Myth says they travel underworlds nobody's ever seen—
when they awake, will speak in tongues not heard before
and plant seeds in the Carian earth that will give grow
as military oaks. In the meantime, they're good neighbors.
So too, up there, the Bedouin cocooned in spider's silk.
That swank cave next to his is mine.”
“It's lovely here,” breathes Miriam.
“Don't worry about noise!” Zeus cries.
“I've practiced yodeling and thunderclaps alike
up here and not a single eyeball's even roamed its lid.
You're in the country now: the rule of thumb is,
the more noise you make, the less chance bear
or tiger will mistake you for an ibex without horns!”
“Delightful, dear,” she says.
“On clear days,” he continues, one arm stretching east,
“you see so goddam far, you think it must be Parthia.
It's not, of course, but when the Persians come it's quite
a sight, those lower passes gushing horses like a river.”
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