Scavhunt 2007: SH GONE WILD
Standard (Points listed. Bonus given for awesome)
Jump in. Right now. 150pts per team member (3 person max) -10pts for every article of clothing you take off
Natural Autumn Water
Highest viewed Scavhunt 2k7 video on youtube
Tackle the monkey 20pts
Pull a munter 35pts
Why does the metric system suck 4pts (24 pts if interpretive dance)
Handwritten copy of Atlas Shrugged 500pts
Picture of a chupacabra that does not live in Slam! 15pts
Something that fights plaque and constipation
Fried Mars Bars
Note from a professor excusing you from your doctor’s appointment 16 pts
ENIGMA (dance dance) 9pts
Ted Striker’s Drinking Problem CD 14pts
Ballista 5pts
Barista 5pts
Batista 5pts
Baptista 5pts
Tiny Toons Hentai 8pts
Flock of Seagulls Haircuts. Whole team. At judging. (probably at least 100pts)
The Complete Discography of Cloaca Stronghold 12pts
“Yeah no yeah no no…yeah yeah…no” 3pts
Somebody on your team better wear some moonshoes to judging 19pts
Irn-Bru 25pts
Living Dead Wage Rally 34pts
Snowball fight on the Lawn 20pts (bonus if with a U-Guide)
Placenta 4pts
Blood Libel 9pts (Opts for Blood Slander)
2pts for every gift your team give William Murray of Glasgow Uni. on facebook
A Children’s Book on Munging 27pts
Cav Daily comic acknowledging “You could do better”’s supremacy 12 pts
Campbell’s Baby Soup 8pts
Rhapsody in glue 11pts
The 1880’s are where it’s at. Use some Chinese labor to build a sweet public works project 33 pts
Decent Rum Cake 15pts
C R – KKK 11pts
An authentic UVA diploma, to be stamped in large letters: VOID 100pts
Well-written VA Advocate (0pts)
A Lucky Charms Granola Bar 8pts
A mug shot mug 16 pts
Pachyderm 1pt
I would like to see a board (of at least 5 feet) ranking all of the actresses from the OC in terms of hotttness 34 pts
JagerMouseter 7pts
Something pried from Charlton Heston’s cold dead hands 14pts
Reenact Gibbons v Ogden 18.24 pts
Sqand attacks Floam 8pts
Punctuate an entire book of ee cummings poems 22pts
Lite-Brite Rotunda 50pts
Batman Dressup Parade 40pts
Wiki Scavhunt 20pts
A U of Chicago Student 6pts
Scavhunt on Collegehumor.com 23pts
Hurling Dervish 13pts
Get Louis Farrakhan to say something positive about integration or white people 7pts
Pastries for Team Rocketship! 20-50pts based on deliciousness
Little Red Riding Hood, the RPG 16pts
I hear the JPJ has finger print scanners 7pts
Badly- dubbed porn 13pts
Get a U Guide to denounce Jeffersonian Democracy 8pts
O-Hill Cabaret 27 pts
Scooter Libby Action Figure 14pts
Blow a spit bubble off your tongue 3pts
The above of epic proportions 18pts
A pen sharpener 9pts
A monkey in tiny SWAT gear 121 pts
A map of the steam tunnels 16pts (bonus for treasure locations)
We want to see buttons promoting your scavhunt team worn by people not on the team around grounds 14pts each
Photographic evidence that Casteen can fly 12pts
A Lambeth bed that fits two people 13pts
Pseudoephedrine. Please. 10pts
Cannibal Holocaust Drinking game rules 14pts
I think it be really fucking hardcore to start a moshpit at a Sparky’s Flaw concert 18pts
Nicholas Nickelby erotic fanfic 6pts
Fuck a penguin. Seriously. 69pts
Send Tyler Hansbrough an E-card apology from G. Henderson 20pts
Orphan game show! 14pts
Gilmer Hall Fondue 15pts
Roadtrip trophy from SH2k4 (UVA’s) 99pts
Mark Thyring smiling 14pts
Penny Rue wasting my flava 23pts
Okay. So I’ve always wanted to have an underwear pillow fight with our women’s rugby team. Now I can love through you 49 pts (bonus pts if Dbo isn’t stoned) (More bonus pts if Jessie Powers admits she loves me) (More bonus points Katie Kendall raps)
I dunno, it’s not a ceiling fan 9pts
Candied peas 16pts
An email from Caroline Emerson denouncing all SH teams but yours. 7pts
Give a public oratory in the ampitheatre. Pts awarded by how many judges/senators you convince. More pts if your in a toga
Drink some blood. 1pt Bonus pts for the following (not your blood. You don’t know the person. They don’t know you’re drinking their blood)
A copy of Richard Scarry’s Cars, Trucks and Things that Go with Goldbug holding a mini flag that says “ScavHunt ‘07” on every page. 15pts
“Fins” by J. Buffet sung by an a capella group with appropriate hand motions 27pts
Which member of Cataract Camp knocked over port-a-potties as a kid? 4pts Bonus pts if you catch him doing it again
Something Team Rocketship would rather do than play Halo 3 when it comes out 6pts
Get After The Fire to sing happy birthday to SH 24pts
Peanut Butter and Jellyfish, won’t you be my sandwich? 12pts
Roadkill: A photo essay 12pts
Sparkling V8 10pts
Get WNRN to play “Escape.” 9.19pts
A Radford U rejection letter 30pts
A Harvard U rejection letter 30pts
Caulk of shame 12pts
Chug pickle juice…8pts
Ode to Max Thrax 9pts
CHUDs need equal rights too! 19pts
Spiro Agnew plush toy 33pts
A full velour track suit 80pts
Dance Dance Evolution 11pts
Publically thank the IMPs for being more fun than a certain other (not the 7s) society 7pts
Something still sealed in a duty-free bag (receipt a must) 45pts
If Thomas Aquinas joined NWA…14pts
Figure out why Microsoft indents shit funny when you get to number 100 in a list 2pts
A Masked booby 17pts
A Forthright booby 17pts
Something actually bought from mycokerewards.com 66pts
Catch a musical! 7pts
Beat “Hanger 18” on expert 37pts
A ladybug…ALLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVEEEEE 10pts
Please convince the British that “Little Britain” isn’t funny 13pts
Bounce a Czech 19pts
A one-page summary of the Tennis Court Oath. In 1337 speak. 13pts
Best Guacamole in town? 7pts
Act out a Kids in the Hall sketch for your 1st year dorm
40 pts for the team that brings the most well-traveled Nalgene bottle
A picture with Winston at Cardinal Point Winery 41pts
An autographed photo of the Railways
Eat a plate of every ingredient in the Newcomb salad bar combined 29pts
This penis party’s got to go. Hey hey. Ho ho. 16pts
Something you could write in a check’s memo space that would prevent its deposit (besides void) 6pts
Anyone can found a new school with a 100million dollar donation, but it takes a real woman to found one with a cheesecake 19pts
A Greenhose Item booster device 24pts
Auguste Comte’s Dance Grooves 14pts
An Atlantic Bobtail 34pts
Use a generalized singular value decomposition to explain this season of LOST 17pts
What other roles could Boris Karloff star in? 9pts
Some paneer 15pts
The London Philharmonic Behind The Music 14pts
Suffraging Succotash 6pts
A Neoprene tri-cornered hat 17pts
It’s about time the Lambeth foot bridge got the recognition it deserves. Please either start a petition, make a sign, or plaque, that acknowledges it for what we all know it truly is: The Finest Footbridge East of the Mississippi 65pts
Areola Borealis 6pts
A lazy-bamboo 13pts
Each error in a crossword clue you bring to judging 10pts
Fry some eggs at judging, using THE POWER OF THE SUN 50pts if it works
Fuck you DU 17pts
I see a lot of the same names reported around grounds (McCormick, Alderman, McIntire,etc…), but I’ve yet to see their adventures portrayed in a graphic novel 29pts
Grace Nameless Field with a name. In the field. Pts based on sweetness
Marsupials 4 tots 11pts
There’s a bike that’s been changed outside Bryant Hall for years now. Decorate it (it looks like an older black bike, chained with an actual trained) 33pts
The nurses work hard for little bank, see if you can wash and wax one of their cars while they work 43pts
1800 JPA bus stop really needs something special. Amusement rides? I don’t know 14pts
Old-School Ninja Turtle figures 10pts each (max of 10)
I’ve heard a lot about activist judges on the news, but no one admitting to being one 15pts
Pass a drug test 19pts
Fail a drug test 19pts
USA USA!!! 1pt
Conqueror of the Northwest! 7pts
There are lots of columns around grounds. Really, they’re fucking everywhere 28pts
Blue grass, like a whole fucking yard of it 42pts
A walk-in snow globe 230pts
Get your team name on the University Car Wash sign 49pts
I’ve always been entertained by those human statues in big cities. I think the Lawn could use some. Lots of them. Promoting your team. Silently, of course. 50pts
There are two benches on the corner of Ivy and Alderman near the Wachovia. It seems to be an old bus stop. Fix it up a bit 33pts
Compromised Excellence 4pts
Organize the 1st annual Leonard Sandridge Road Footrace 12pts
Find your best 1996 Democratic Light Post around grounds 9.6pts
Ask the Econo Lodge about their wireless internets 6pts
Febreeze Fight! 12pts (bonus points if you do this right before class)
Grill something delicious in front of Madison Hall 15pts
Get Chris Payne to talk to you about the decline of the British Empire 19pts
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Get it. 45pts
I really need 3 armbands that are totally Dude worthy and say “Captain” or “C” by Friday morning. 100pts if you’re the best and in time.
I really want to frolic through a beer sprinkler. Oh, won’t you make my dreams come true? 18.93pts
Without breaking ANY laws, give me a ride on a Gator. Seriously. 22pts
Show some Black Knight Pride 13pts
Get pregnant. C’mon. 100pts
I hear the Army/Navy rivalry is pretty big. Get them to put aside their difference and violate some Don’t Ask/Don’t Tell policies. 35pts
The deed to your parents’s house, signed over to us. 50pts
Keith Richards snorted his father’s ashes. I bet you can one-up him. 40pts
We’re about to go on Fox News to argue for feministic interpretations of the Bible. Please provide us with the necessary sock puppets. 18pts
Write a sparknotes for Finnigan’s Wake 20pts
Recreate The Oath of the Horatii in Peeps 13pts
Jonathan Soma is a little tea pot. Get him to sing about it 34pts
The oldest established liquor at one of Virginia’s many fine ABC stores 17.83pts
Catch Tunji fever. 21pts
Give it to somebody else 21pts
A team member covered entirely in mashed potatoes. 25pts
All us judges would like to have free guac 4 life from Chipotle. Make that happen. 150pts
Get a College Republican to admit that they don’t care about black people 8.29pts
I want to hear “Scavhunt” said in a different language at judging. And I don’t want any meddlesome notes. 2pts/language
It’s like Frisbee golf, but with oranges 8pts
The biggest clipboard you can muster 12pts
Turn ons: Safety. Turn offs: Bicyclists who wear reflectors that are too small. They should wear whole reflector suits. 54pts
I hear they make fake snow out of soap. Make some fake soap out of snow. 21pts
They say the clearance for the McCormick bridge is 12’8, but I bet you can get something taller under it. 40pts
I see a lot of signs around Charlottesville pointing to the airport, but none of them point me to the seaport. 12pts
A reverse umbrella 9pts
Get a U-Guide to yell at you. While he’s giving a tour. Bonus if he swears 21pts
Interpol? Those guys, like, totally hate me. 14pts
Get somebody at Burger King to make it a 3-way 8pts
The guy who works at 7 Day Jr. on Maury… what’s his favorite Cricket club? 9pts
Mummy salad 6pts
Serenade a judge. 8pts
Get a job. 1pt
Get fired from that job. 19pts
Early morning dance rave on the lawn. 8pts
Ask the manager at Eppie’s if that hippy guy still works there. 6pts
A TalBot. 10pts
Advertise your team and/or ScavHunt on the Free Speech Wall. 13pts
Bring a can of soup to judging. One with a pop-top. I won’t say much about it, but it’ll be easier for you if it’s watery. You’ll get points if it’s thick and chunky, though. (pts contingent)
On 14th street there’s a can of baked beans buried under some Kudzu. 25pts
Who is the guardian of the Stadium Road parking garage? 14pts
The trees outside Mem Gym totally need some colorful Christmas lights. 25pts
An Automotive company totally owns Stone Hall. 15pts
Umm… so there’s this green shed on O-Hill, and we’re a little worried about its contents. Go find it. You’ll understand why. 20pts
Speaking of O-Hill, it’s pretty creepy up there at night. Go ghost hunting. 12pts
Under the water towers, there are these huge concrete and metal structures strewn about the ground. Figure out what they are and why they exist, and let me know. 10pts
A ninja muffin 4pts
Waaaay at the back of facilities management, up some gravel drive, there are a couple bulldozers next to an open concrete structure. I need a cup of what’s inside. 23pts
What’s the St. Thomas Aquinas statue made out of? 8pts
We’ve all heard of Blood Diamonds, but what about the other Humours? 10pts
Explain, in simple and concise terms, how a freezer works. 5pts
Make Martin Van Buren Day a reality. 12pts
Grace Tom Bateman’s office with the most obtrusive flowers you can find. 30pts (bonus if he calls me to complain)
A razorback. 80pts
A life-size statue of Thomas Jefferson. Build it out of something awesome. 50pts
Potatoes rotten enough to be leaking black liquid. 40pts
Explain the significance of the number of items on this list. 23pts
Dumpster diving-board (30 pts)
Will it ferment? (12 pts)
Tombstone-magnet poetry (McCormick edition) (10+ pts)
While you’re there, find a dead judge. (9 pts)
How many claymores to a castle? (7 pts)
You know those placemats that list the Virginian presidents? Get me one. Now find them all in one place in one of the university’s teaching halls. (22 pts)
A 7. With proof. (77 pts)
A1. Home made. (11 pts)
I’m not so sure about that Liaquat-Nehru Pact. What would Jane Austen say? (13 pts)
THE NECRONOMICON EX MORTIS (dramatization). (31 pts)
A Chainsaw-arm. (19 pts)
A real, live, dangling participle. (12 pts)
Free trade cigarettes. (19 pt)
Get a picture of your advisor flipping the bird. (35 pts)
yes I said yes I will Yes. (flexible pointage)
What’s Running-Man’s name? (50 pts)
A parking ticket dated between 4/14/07 and 4/18/07 1pt/$
Send an apology to the club we interrupted at the captains’ meeting. 14pts
Competitions (4 points per judge who names yours as his favorite)
ScavHunt needs a mascot, get on it.
Theme song too.
Make sure your team shows up in costumes. Themed, if possible.
Best homemade donuts (bring four).
Dramatic reading of an excerpt from one of Henry Kissinger’s speeches.
Submit three dirty limericks.
Best! Invention! Ever!
Top-5 Lists (2 points per judge)
Pop culture movies
Sub-culture movies
Teen-show actresses
Countdown-to-18th-birthday websites for teen-show actresses.
Worst people in the world
Best people in the world
Countries nobody ever hears about
Flavors of chips (the edible kind, please)
Gatorades
Sports teams
Marsupials
Whiskeys
Obsolete Technologies
Socially-conscious breweries
Get-rich-quick schemes.
Good actors doing shitty movies.
Top-5 Lists
ROAD TRIP!
From our friends at Bridgewater College:
-There’s a pretty sweet horse and buggy statue…photo op! With bananas! 30pts
-A restaurant filled with wonderous works of taxidermy 45pts
- Get someone to buy you some food at the Eagle’s Nest 35pts
-It’s like the opening title to Friends, but the water’s a little more scummy 55pts
- Please deliver Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups to Shanon Marie Vess. Be very civil about it. Chivalrous even 90pts
Our lovely Hampden Sydney compatriots:
-Handstands at the bell tower 45pts
- Find a beer in Frat Circle 80 pts
- Is it true Stephen Colbert went there? Prove it. 37pts
And of course, JMU, our little brothers to the west:
I bet you can find a life-size JM statue. Apparently he’s short. Short people still need love though 50pts
Take a dip in Newman Lake 95pts
Explore Pamela’s Secrets 60pts
Perhaps a UVA sticker of such could adorn their football stadium sign? Something along those lines. 120pts
20 bonus pts per pic if a team member is shotgunning a beer in these pictures. No reusing cans
A trip to Richmond:
- Thai iced tea in Carytown 56pts
- 20pts for each picture of you in front of a different museum
- Canal Walk (don’t go in the river. Really) 45pts
- Virginia Center of Commons needs to hear some Bon Jovi. Sung of course. 75 pts
- Ride a ram 60pts
- A picture of an enormous Indian. 35pts
And how could we forget Longwood:
- A double-headed rubber ducky statue 80pts
- Find the Chi Tunnel 50pts
- Eat in front of the fire place with the flatscreen at McDonald’s 45pts
- Ride Curry Elevator from the 10th floor to the Basement 70pts
- Bring a women’s lacrosse freshman crab dip from Charly’s 150pts
1250 pt ITEM!!!!!!!!!!!
Our dear friend Thomas Unsworth used to live in Charlottesville. Now he doesn’t. He really really wants a everything bagel from Bodo’s with plain cream cheese. Bring him one. His address is:
111 Crescent St.
Hartford Ct. 06106 room 302.
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