Slag`Meaning #1`Number one

'EM`Them

(!)`Sarcasm

('_')`Emoticon Representing Boredom

(.)(.)`Female Breasts

(8)`Musical note (MSN)

(:`Happy

(A)`Angel (MSN)

(H)`Cool dude emoticon (MSN)

(K)`Kiss (MSN)

(L)`Love heart (MSN)

(N)`Thumbs down (MSN)

(S)`Seriously

(U)`Heartbroken

(Y)`Thumbs up (MSN)

(YN)`Fingers crossed (MSN)

(^^^)`Shark

(_8^(I)`Homer Simpson

({)(})`Two People Hugging

*`Indicating a spelling correction

*$`Starbucks

*$$`Starbucks

*<:-)`Clown

*.*`Every file on a computer

*G*`Grin

*HUG*`A Cyberhug

*O*`Confused| surprised| shocked

*S*`Salute

*\O/*`Cheerleader

*_*`In love| dazed

+1`Partner |Me too

+REP`Boost reputation

+_+`Dead man

-.-`Annoyance

-_-`Annoyed| tired

.-.`Sad| unhappy

...`Silence| A Trailing Thought

.BIZ`Top level domain for business

.CO`Alternative to .COM

.COM`commerce

.EDU`education

.GOV`governments

.MIL`military

.NET`network providers

.ORG`non-profit organizations

._.`Emoticon Representing Apathy

/.\`Shy| Ashamed

//`Love| I love you

/:)`Flirtation |Sign Of Suspicion

/B/`4chan's random image board

/O/`Happy| arms in the air

/O\`Frustrated| hands on head

/R/`Requesting

/S`Sarcasm

/THREAD`End of a thread on a forum

/W`Whisper

0.0`Surprise

0.O`Raised eyebrow

0/`Waving

0_0`Shocked

10-1`Radio code for 'Receiving poorly'

10-2`Radio code for 'Receiving well'

10-4`Understood, OK

10CHAR`Padding where at least 10 characters are required

10Q`Thank you

10X`Thanks

1AAT`One At A Time

1D`One Direction (band)

1UP`Extra life in a game

2`To

24/7`Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week

2B`To Be

2BH`To Be Honest

2DAY`Today

2EZ`Too Easy

2G`Too Good

2G2BT`Too Good To Be True

2K10`2010

2K4U`To Cool For You

2K9`2009

2L8`Too late

2M`Tomorrow

2MI`Too Much Information

2MM`Tomorrow

2MORO`Tomorrow

2MOZ`Tomorrow

2MRO`Tomorrow

2MRW`Tomorrow

2NITE`Tonight

2NYT`Tonight

2U`To You

2U2`To You Too

3>`Hate

3DG`Three Days Grace (band)

3G`Third Generation mobile phone network

3Q`Thank You

4/20`April 20th| WEED smoking day

401K`Retirement investment plan

.44`.44 Magnum

4CHAN`Internet message/image board

4COL`For Crying Out Loud

4E4`Forever

4EVA`Forever

4EVER`Forever

4G`4th Generation

4GET`Forget

4GM`Forgive me

4M`Forum

4RL?`For Real?

4SHO`For Sure

4SRS`For Serious?

4TW`For The Win

4U`For You

4WD`Four-Wheel Drive

4X4`Four wheel drive vehicle

4YEO`For Your Eyes Only

5 BY 5`Loud and clear, fine

5 HOLE`Gap between goalie's legs in hockey

5EVER`Because Forever Isn't Long Enough| Longer Than 4ever

5N`Fine

6_6`Looking down| Suspicious

7DAW`Seven Days A Week

8)`Cool

8-)`Cool

8-|`Nerdy

80S`The Eighties| 1980s

8====D`Penis

8===D`A Penis

8BALL`1/8 ounce of cocaine

8D`Manic

8|`Balls To The Wall

9JA`Nigeria

9_9`Rolling the eyes

:$`Embarrassed

:&`Tongue tied| speechless

:>`Mischievous smile

:<`Sad| frowning

:'(`Crying

:')`Crying with joy

:(`Unhappy| sad

:(:)`Pig

:(|)`Monkey

:)`Happy

:*`Kiss

:-)`Smile

:-*`Kiss

:-D`Laughing| Big Smile

:-P`Sticking Their Tongue Out

:/`Sarcasm

:0`Surprised| shocked

:3`Cute| goofy face

:9`Yum| licking

:?`Confused

:@`Angry

:B`Buck teeth

:C`Very Sad

:D`Happy

:DD`Very happy

:F`Drooling

:J`Smirk

:K`Vampire teeth| Snake's tongue

:L`Laughing

:O`Surprised

:O)`Clown nose smiley face

:P`Sticking tongue out

:Q`Smoking

:S`Confused

:T`Side smile

:X`Zipped lips

:[`Sad| Vampire

:\`Emoticon Meaning Confusion

:]`Happy

:{)`Happy with a moustache

:|`Disgust| disapproval| not funny

;(`Crying

;)`Wink

;-)`Wink

;;`Sad| Confused

;O`Joking

;D`Wink

;P`Winking and sticking tongue out

;P;`Misspelling of LOL

=`Equals| Complete Transformation

=)`Happy

=*`Kiss

=/=`Not equal to

=0`Surprised| shocked

=3`Cute| goofy face

=D`:D

=F`Vampire

=P`Sticking tongue out

=S`Confused

=W=`Weezer (band)

=X`No Comment

=[`Sad

?4U`Question For You

??`What?

?_?`Confused| lost

@`At

@.@`Confused| surprised

@_@`Hypnotized| dazed

@}--->----`A rose

A&E`Accident & Emergency

A&F`Always And Forever| Abercrombie & Fitch

A&R`Artists & Repertoire

A/N`Author's Note

A/W`Anyway

A1`Top quality

A2DP`Advanced Audio Distribution Profile

A3`Anywhere, Any time, Any place

A7A`Frusration, anger

A7X`Avenged Sevenfold (band)

AA`Alcoholics Anonymous| African-American| Automobile Association

AAA`American Automobile Association| Battery size

AAB`Average At Best

AAC`Apple Audio Compression

AAF`Always and Forever

AAK`Alive And Kicking

AAMOF`As A Matter Of Fact

AAP`Always A Pleasure

AAR`At Any Rate

AARP`American Association of Retired Persons

AAT`And Another Thing| At All Times

AAWY`And Also With You

AAYF`As Always, Your Friend

ABBR`Abbreviation

ABC`American Born Chinese

ABD`Already Been Done

ABDC`America's Best Dance Crew (TV show)

ABF`All But Face

ABFAB`Absolutely Fabulous

ABG`Asian Baby Girl

ABH`Actual Bodily Harm

ABO`Aborigine

ABP`Already Been Posted

ABS`Absolutely

ABT`About

ABT2`About To

ABU`Anyone but Manchester United

AC`Air Conditioning| Alternating Current

AC/DC`Rock Band

ACAPELLA`Vocal music without instruments

ACC`Actually

ACCT`Account

ACE`Excellent| great

ACID`LSD

ACK`Disgust| frustration| Acknowledgement

ACLU`American Civil Liberties Union

ACME`A Company that Makes Everything

ACP`Automatic Colt Pistol

ACT`SAT type test

ACTA`Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement

ACU`Army Combat Uniform

AD`Anno Domini

AD HOC`For the specific purpose| Improvised| impromptu

ADAD`Another Day Another Dollar

ADD`Attention Deficit Disorder

ADDY`Address

ADED`All Day Every Day

ADEROL`Drug that helps you focus

ADGTH`All Dogs Go To Heaven

ADHD`Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder

ADL`All Day Long

ADM`Ay Dios Mio| OMG

ADMIN`Administrator on forum, network etc

ADN`Any Day Now

ADORBS`Adorable

ADR`All Due Respect

ADS`Aim Down Sights

ADSL`Asymmetric Digital Subscriber Line

ADTR`A Day To Remember (band)

AE`American Eagle

AEAE`And Ever And Ever

AEAP`As Early As Possible

AF`As Fuck

AFAIA`As Far As I'm Aware

AFAIAA`As Far As I Am Aware

AFAIAC`As Far As I Am Concerned

AFAIC`As Far As I'm Concerned

AFAICS`As Far As I Can See

AFAICT`As Far As I Can Tell

AFAIK`As Far As I Know

AFAIR`As Far As I Remember

AFAP`As Far As Possible

AFC`Away From Computer

AFF`Affirmative

AFFA`Angels Forever, Forever Angels

AFI`A Fire Inside (Band)

AFK`Away From Keyboard

AFL`Australian Football League

AFN`All For Now

AFP`Away From Phone

AFRL`Away From Real Life

AFRO`Hairstyle from Africa

AFS`Always, Forever and Seriously

AG`Aggressive

AGC`Automatic Gain Control

AGG`Cool

AGGY`Aggitated

AGH`Ain't Gonna Happen

AGM`Annual General Meeting

AGP`Accelerated Graphics Port

AGRO`Aggravation

AGT`America's Got Talent (TV show)

AGW`All Going Well

AHA`discovery| realization

AHEM`Throat clearing sound

AHO`Idiot

AHT`Out

AIB`Am I Boverd?

AIDS`Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome

AIGF`All In Good Fun

AIGHT`All right

AII`Alright

AIIC`As If I Care

AIIT`Alright

AIKRN`All I know right now

AIM`AOL Instant Messanger

AIMBOT`Trageting script in games

AIMH`Always In My Heart

AIMO`Idiot

AIN'T`Am not| are not| is not

AINEC`And It's Not Even Close

AINT`Am not| are not| is not

AIO`All In One

AIR`Blanked| ignored

AIRHEAD`Stupid person

AISB`As I Said Before

AISI`As I See it

AIT`Alright

AITE`Alright

AITR`Adult In The Room

AITYD`And I Think You Do

AIUI`As I Understand it

AIYA`Cantonese expression of exasperation

AIYC`As If You Care

AJ`Apple Juice

AK`AK-47 Assault Rifle| Alaska

AK47`Assault rifle

AKA`Also Known As

AKI`Autumn| fall

AKML`Avada Kedavra My Life (Harry Potter)

AKS`Ask

AKTF`Always Keep the Faith

AL`Alcohol

ALA`In the style of

ALAP`As Long As Possible

ALAS`regret| sorrow

ALCHY`Alcoholic

ALCO`Alcoholic

ALF`Animal Liberation Front

ALG`Ain't Life Grand

ALI`Best Friend

ALIE`Init

ALIHAL`At Least I Have A Life

ALK`Alcohol

ALKQN`Almighty Latin King and Queen Nation

ALL- NIGHTER`Stay Up All Night

ALLOW`Let it be| forget it

ALOL`Actually Laughing Out Loud

ALOTBSOL`Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life

ALPHA`Head person of a group

ALRATO`Later

ALT`Alternative character in RPG

ALU`Arithmetic Logic Unit

ALV`Asta La Vista| goodbye

ALWP`Actual Laughter Was Produced

AMA`Ask Me Anything

Against Medical Advice

AMAA`Ask Me Almost Anything

AMAP`As Much As Possible

AMC`American Motors Corportation

AMD`Advanced Micro Devices

AMEX`American Express

AMG`Ah My God

AMIGO`Friend

AMIRITE`Am I Right?

AML`All My Love

AMN`Any Minute Now

AMOF`As a Matter of Fact

AMOG`Alpha Male Of Group

AMP`Amplifier| Ampere

AMPED`Excited| fired up

AMT`Alpha-Methyltryptamine

AMTRAK`American passenger railroad corporation

AMV`Anime Music Video

AMW`America's Most Wanted (TV show)

AMZ`Amazing

ANC`African National Congress

ANF`Abercrombie & Fitch

ANFAWFOS`And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor

ANFSCD`And Now For Something Completely Different

ANIME`Japanese style animation

ANO`Anorexic

ANON`Unknown person

ANS`Answer

ANSI`American National Standards Institute

ANTI`Against

ANTM`America's Next Top Model

ANY1`Anyone

ANYWHO`Anyhow

ANZAC`Australian and New Zealand Army Corps

AO`Adults Only

AOB`Any Other Business

AOD`All Of Day

AOE`Area Of Effect

AOK`Age of Kings (game)| All OK

AOL`American Online

AOM`Age of Mythology (game)

AON`All Or Nothing| As Of Now

AOS`Ahead Of Schedule

AOT`As Opposed To| Among Other Things

AOTA`All Of The Above

AOTS`Attack of the Show (TV show)

AOW`All Out War

AOYP`Angel on Your Pillow

AP`Associated Press

APB`All Points Bulletin

APC`Armoured Personnel Carrier

APE`Mad| crazy

API`Application Programming Interface

APM`Actions Per Minute

APN`As Per Normal

APO`Authorized Personnel Only

APP`Application (computer program)

APPROX`Approximately

APPS`Applications (software)

APR`Annual Percentage Rate

APT`Apartment

APU`As Per Usual

APYR`As Per Your Request

AQ`Adventure Quest (game)

AQAP`As Quickly As Possible

AQF`Ay Que Funny| LOL

AR`Assault Rifle

ARD`Alright

AREA 51`Top secret military base in Nevada

ARF`Laugh

ARG`Alternate Reality Gaming

ARGH`frustration| anger

ARIGATO`Thank You

ARK`Act of Random Kindness

ARPA`Advanced Research Projects Agency

ARPANET`Advanced Research Projects Agency Network

ARPU`Average Revenue Per User

ART`Alright

ARVO`Afternoon

ASA`And So On

ASAIC`As Soon As I Can

ASAIK`As Soon As I Know

ASAP`As Soon As Possible

ASAS`As Soon As Sensible

ASAT`As Simple As That

ASAYC`As Soon As You Can

ASBO`Anti Social Behaviour Order

ASCII`American Standard Code for Information Interchange

ASD`Sequence of letters on many keyboards

ASDFGHJKL`Excitement| Frustration| Boredom

ASDFGHJKL;`I'm bored

ASDFGHJKL;'`When A Feeling Cannot Be Expressed In Words| Home Keys On Standard Keyboard

ASF`And So Forth

ASG`Asgarv| LOL

ASIC`Application Specific Integrated Circuit

ASL`Age, Sex, Location

ASLP`Age, Sex, Location, Picture?

ASM`Assembly computer language

ASN`Any Second Now

ASO`I see

ASP`At Some Point

ASPCA`American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals

AT&T`American Telephone & Telegraph

ATA`Actual Time of Arrival

ATAP`Any Time, Any Place

ATB`All The Best

ATC`Air Traffic Control

ATD`Attention to Detail

ATEOTD`At The End Of The Day

ATF`All Time Favorite

ATGATT`All The Gear All The Time

ATH`All Time High

ATI`Array Technology Inc.

ATK`Attack

ATL`Atlanta, Georgia

ATM`At The Moment| Automated Teller Machine

ATMO`According To My Opinion

ATN`Any Time Now

ATOY`Always Thinking of you

ATQ`Answer The Question

ATST`At The Same Time

ATT`At This Time| All The Time

ATTN`Attention

ATTT`Ain't That The Truth

ATTY`Atomizer from electronic cigarette

ATV`All Terrain Vehicle

ATVB`All The Very Best

ATW`All The Way

ATWA`Air, Trees, Water, Animals| All The Way Alive

ATX`Austin, Texas

ATYS`Anything You Say

AU`Alternate Universe| Gold

AUD`Australian Dollar

AUO`I don't know

AUP`Another Useless Post| Acceptable Use Policy

AUS`Are You Serious?

AUSSIE`A Person From Australia

AV`Anti-Virus| Audio/Video| Adult Video

AVA`Angels and Airwaves (Band)

AVG`Average

AVGN`Angry Video Game Nerd

AVI`Audio Video Interleaved (media format)

AVO`Afternooon

AVPM`A Very Potter Musical

AWA`As Well As

AWD`All Wheel Drive

AWESOME`Amazing| wonderful| cool

AWHFY`Are We Having Fun Yet

AWK`Awkward

AWKS`Awkward

AWKY`Awkward

AWNP`All Work, No Play

AWOL`Absent Without Leave

AWP`Arctic Warfare Police sniper rifle

AWS`As We Speak

AWS`As We Speak

AWSM`Awesome

AWW`Cute

AX`Ask

AYB`All Your Base

AYBRB2U`All Your Base Are Belong To Us

AYC`At Your Convenience

AYCS`As You Can See

AYE`Yes

AYEC`At Your Earliest Convenience

AYFR`Are You For Real?

AYFT`Are You Free Today?

AYK`As You Know

AYKM`Are You Kidding Me?

AYL`Are You Listening?

AYO`Hey, You

AYOR`At Your Own Risk

AYPI`And Your Point Is?

AYR`Are You Ready?

AYRTON`Tenner| ten pounds

AYS`Are You Serious?

AYSOS`Are You Stupid Or Something?

AYT`Are You There?

AYW`As You Wish

AYYO`Hi, hello

AZN`Asian

B`Be

B&`Banned| Band

B&D`Bondage And Discipline| Bondage And Domination

B&E`Breaking And Entering

B&M`Bricks and Mortar

B&W`Black and White

B)`Smiley with sunglasses

B-DAY`Birthday

B/C`Because

B/W`Between| Black and White

B2B`Back To Back| Business To Business

B2C`Business To Consumer

B2W`Back To Work

B4`Before

B4MV`Bullet For My Valentine (Band)

B4N`Bye For Now

B4U`Before you

B4YKI`Before You Know It

B7`Banned (B7=B&=Band)

BAAS`Boss

BABYSITTING`Holding the weed too long

BAC`Back At Computer| Blood Alcohol Content| By Any Chance

BACS`Bankers Automated Clearing System

BAD`Good

BADASS`Cool| confident person

BADMAN`Gangster

BAE`Baby

BAFO`Best And Final Offer

BAG`Get

BAH`Bored As Hell

BAHAHA`Evil laugh

BAI`Bye

BAIRN`Child| baby

BAIT`Blatant| obvious

BAK`Back At Keyboard

BAKA`Fool| idiot

BAKE`Smoke marijuana

BAKED`Stoned| Wasted

BALLER`Successful ball player

BALLIN`Playing basketball| Living the good life

BALLSY`Courageous| manly

BAM`Below Average Mentality| Exclamation of happiness

BAMA`Person lacking style

BAMN`By Any Means Necessary

BANDWIDTH`Amount of data through an interface over time

BANGER`Great party| Old car| Sausage

BANGING`Very beautifu| sexy

BANGTIDY`Sexy| fit

BANJAX`Break| destroy

BANTER`Playful| witty chat

BAO`Be Aware Of

BARBIE`Barbecue

BARE`Lots of| very

BARE BACK`Unprotected Sex

BARF`Throw up| vomit

BARKING`Mad| crazy

BARN`Barnacle| person who latches on

BASER`Drug user

BASIC`Uncool| boring

BATE`Obvious

BATO`Dude

BAU`Business As Usual

BAY`Baby

BB`Big Brother| Be Back

BB4N`Bye-Bye For Now

BBALL`Basketball

BBAM`Be Back After Meal

BBB`Bugging Beyond Belief

BBBW`Big Beautiful Black Woman

BBC`British Broadcasting Corporation

BBE`Babe

BBEG`Big Bad Evil Guy

BBFL`Best Buds For Life

BBFN`Bye Bye For Now

BBG`Best Be Going

BBIAB`Be Back In A Bit

BBIAF`Be Back In A Few

BBIAM`Be Back In A Minute

BBIAS`Be Back In A Sec

BBIAW`Be Back In A While

BBK`Boy Better Know

BBL`Be Back Later

BBM`Blackberry Messaging

BBML`Be Back Much Later

BBN`Be Back Never

BBO`Being Bored Online

BBQ`Barbecue| Better Be Quick

BBR`Blonde, Brunette, Redhead

BBS`Be Back Soon| Bulletin Board System

BBT`Be Back Tomorrow

BBV`Brags Beats and Variance

BBW`Big Beautiful Woman

BBWL`Be Back Way Later

BBY`Baby

BBYG`Baby Girl

BBZ`Babes

BC`Before Christ

BCBW`Bow Chica Bow Wow

BCC`Blind Carbon Copy

BCD`Behind Closed Doors

BCE`Before Common Era

BCF`Best Cousin Forever

BCG`Birth Control Glasses

BCNU`Be Seeing You

BCOS`Because

BCS`Bowl Championship Series

BD`Big Deal

BDAY`Birthday

BDN`Busy Doing Nothing

BDOML`Best Day Of My Life

BDONG`Bad and Wrong

BDRIP`Blu-ray Disc RIP

BDU`Brain Dead User| Battle Dress Uniform

BEAK`Nose| Insult| To Steal

BEANS`Ecstacy

BEAR`Large man with body hair

BEAST`Person/thing that is good, awesome

BEASTLY`Being good at something| cool

BEB`Babe

BEBE`Babe

BEBO`A social networking site

BEEF`Problem| fight| argument

BEF`Best Enemies Forever| Best Email Friend

BEG`Big Evil Grin

BEH`disinterest| IDC

BELF`Blood Elf

BELLIG`Belligerant

BENJAMIN`$100 bill

BENT`Dishonest| corrupt

BER`Beyond Economical Repair

BERK`Idiot| fool

BESITOS`Little kisses

BESO`Kiss

BESOS`Kisses

BESTIE`Best Friend

BESTY`Best Friend

BET`Black Entertainment Television

BETA`Pre-release version| Better

BF`Boyfriend| Best Friend

BF2`Battlefield 2 (game)

BF4L`Best Friends For Life

BFA`Best Friends Always

BFAB`Born From A Boombox| Back For A Bit

BFAM`Brother From Another Mother

BFB`Better From Behind

BFF`Best Friends Forever

BFF4L`Best Friend Forever For Life

BFFAE`Best Friends Forever And Ever| Best Friends For All Eternity

BFFE`Best Friends Forever

BFFL`Best Friend For Life

BFFLE`Best Friends For Like Ever

BFFLTDDUP`Best Friends For Life Till Death Do Us Part

BFFN`Best Friend For Now

BFFWB`Best Friend Forever With Benefits

BFITW`Best Friend In The World

BFK`Big Fat Kiss

BFMV`Bullet For My Valentine (band)

BFN`Bye For Now

BFP`Bad For Pics

BFTP`Blast From The Past

BFUT`Best Friends Until Tomorrow

BFWB`Best Friend With Benefits

BG`Bad Game| Baby Gangster

BGD`Black Gangster Disciples

BGF`Best Girl/Guy Friend

BGL`Big Game License| likes fat people

BGM`Background Music

BGT`Britain's Got Talent (TV show)

BH`Be Happy| Bloody Hell| Big Head

BHD`Bad Hair Day

BHH`Bless His/Her Heart

BHL8`Be Home Late

BHM`Big Handsome Man