Slag`Meaning #1`Number one

NDR`Non-Delivery Report/Receipt

NDS`Nintendo DS

NE`Any

NE1`Anyone

NEAT-O`Cool

NECRO`Revive a very old forum thread

NED`Non-Educated Delinquent

NEDM`Not Even Doom Music

NEE`Maiden name indicator

NEEK`A cross between a Nerd and a Geek

NEET`Not in Education, Employment or Training

NEF`Person who posts pointless messages on forums

NEFIN`Anything

NEG`Negative

NEGL`Not Even Gonna Lie

NEGU`Never Ever Give Up

NEI`Not Enough Information

NEL`No

NEOCON`Neo-conservative

NERD`Intelligent but socially inept person

NERF`Weaken

NES`Nintendo Entertainment System

NET`Internet

NETIQUETTE`Etiquette on the internet

NETWORK`Two or more connected computers

NEWAY`Anyway

NEWB`Newbie

NEWBIE`New Person

NEWFAG`Newcomer

NEWPORT`Cigarette brand

NEXY`Nerdy And Sexy

NEY`No

NFA`No Further Action

NFAA`Not Funny At All

NFI`No Freakin Idea

NFL`National Football League

NFM`No Further Message

NFN`Normal For Norfolk

NFS`Not For Sale

NFSW`Not For Showing Wife

NFT`No Further Text

NFY`Not Fixed Yet

NFZ`No Fly Zone

NG`No Good

NGH`Not Gonna Happen

NGL`Not Gonna Lie

NGO`Non-Governmental Organization

NGU`Never Give Up

NGUNS`Never Give Up| Never Surrender

NH`Nice hand

NHB`No Holding Back| No Holds Barred

NHD`No Harm Done

NHF`No Hard Feelings

NHFT`Not Here For That

NHL`National Hockey League

NHN`Not Here Now

NHOI`Never Heard Of It

NHS`National Health Service

NHTB`Never Heard That Before

NI`No Idea

NIAMY`Never In A Million Years

NIB`New In Box

NIC`Network Interface Card

NICE`National Institute of Clinical Excellence

NICKED`Stolen| Arrested

NICKER`Pound| quid

NICU`Neonatal Intensive Care Unit

NID`Never In Doubt

NIHAO`Hello

NIK`Now I Know

NIKE`American sportswear company

NIL`Zero| Nothing

NILF`Nerd I'd Like To F***

NIMBY`Not In My Back Yard

NIML`Never In My Life| Not In My Lifetime

NIMROD`Stupid person| idiot

NIN`Nine Inch Nails

NINJA`Japanese warrior

NIP`Derogatory term for a Japanese person

NIR`NOOB In Room

NISM`Need I Say More?

NIT`New In Town| Idiot| nitwit

NITE`Good Night

NITM`Not In The Mood

NITW`Not In That Way

NIX`Destroy| kill| Nothing

NIZZ`No

NK`No Kidding| Not Known

NKA`No Known Allergies

NKOTB`New Kid On The Block

NKT`annoyance

NKZ`No Kill Zone

NL`Netherlands| No Limit

NLA`No Longer Available

NLI`Not Logged In

NLM`No Laughing Matter

NLOL`Not LOL

NLT`No later than...

NLYG`Never Let You Go

NM`Never Mind| Nothing Much| No Message

NME`New Musical Express (magazine)

NMF`Not My Fault

NMG`No Mames Guey (OMG)

NMH`Nodding My Head

NMI`Need More Info

NMJ`Not My Job

NMJC`Not Much Just Chat

NMJCU`Not Much, Just Chillin', U?

NMN`No Middle Name

NMO`Not My Opinion

NMP`Not My Problem

NMR`Not My Responsibility

NMS`Not My Style

NMT`Not My Type

NMU`Not Much, You?

NMW`No Matter What

NMWH`No Matter What Happens

NMY`Nice Meeting You

NN`Night Night| No Need| Not Nice

NNITO`Not Necessarily In That Order

NNTO`No Need To Open

NNTP`Network News Transfer Protocol

NNTR`No Need To Reply

NO`No Offence

NO BIGGIE`No big deal

NO WORRIES`OK, no problem

NO-BRAINER`no thought before deciding

NO1`No-One

NO1CURR`No-One Cares

NOC`No One Cares

NOCAL`Northern California

NOD`Doze off

NOH`New Overhauled

NOI`No Offense Intended

NOK`Not Okay| No One Knows

NOKD`Not Our Kind, Dear

NOLA`New Orleans, Louisana

NOLY`No One Likes You

NOM`No Offence Meant

NOMB`None Of My Business

NOMMY`Good| delicious

NOMNOM`Sound of eating

NOMS`Food

NON`Now Or Never

NONG`Idiot| twit

NONY`Anonymous person

NONYA`None of Your (business)

NOOB`New, inexperienced person

NOOB TUBE`Grenade launcher attachment in COD4

NOOBLET`Young NOOB

NOOPS`Backward spoon

NOP`Not Our Problem| No Problem

NOPE`No

NORCAL`Northern California

NORLY`No, Really?

NORM`Normal

NOS`New Old Stock

NOSA`No Sir, just kidding

NOTA`None Of The Above

NOTB`None Of Their Business

NOTTIE`Unattractive person| not a HOTTIE

NOTW`Not Of This World

NOU`No, You

NOUT`Nothing

NOV`Novice

NOWT`Nothing

NOYB`None Of Your Business

NOYDB`None Of Your Damn Business

NOZ`Nitrous oxide| laughing gas

NP`No Problem

NPAA`No Problem At All

NPC`Non Player Character

NPI`No Pun Intended

NPNT`No Picture, No Talk

NPO`Never Pull Out

NPR`National Public Radio| No Purchase Required

NPS`No Problems

NPW`No Problem Whatsoever

NPZ`No Problems

NQAT`No Question About That

NQR`Not Quite Right

NR`No Reply| No Reserve

NRA`National Rifle Association

NRE`New Relationship Energy

NRFB`Never Removed From Box

NRG`Energy

NRI`Non-Resident Indian| Non-Repairable Item

NRL`National Rugby League

NRN`No Reply Necessary

NSA`No Strings Attached

NSAW`Not Saying A Word

NSD`Never Say Die

NSF`Not Sufficient Funds| Not So Fast

NSFA`Not Safe For Anyone

NSFL`Not Safe For Life

NSFTBC`Not Sorry For The Broadcast

NSFV`Not Safe for Viewing/Vegetarians/Vegans

NSFW`Not Safe For Work

NSM`Not So Much

NSN`Not So Nice

NSPCC`National Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Children

NSW`New South Wales

NT`No Thanks

NTB`Not That Bothered| Not Too Bad

NTBCW`Not To Be Confused With

NTD`Nothing To Do

NTFS`New Technology File System

NTH`Nothing

NTK`Need To Know

NTL`NeverTheLess

NTM`Not Too Much| Nothing Much

NTMU`Nice To Meet You

NTMY`Nice To Meet You

NTN`No Thanks Needed

NTR`Nothing To Report

NTS`Nothing To Say| Note To Self

NTSC`National Television System Committee video standard

NTSH`Nothing To See Here

NTT`Name That Tune| Not Touching That!

NTTAWWT`Not That There's Anything Wrong With That

NTTU`Not Talking To You

NTW`Not To Worry

NTWF`Neopian Times Writers Forum

NTY`No Thank You

NU`No

NUB`Someone who should know better

NUF`Enough| Nothing

NUFF`Enough

NUFFIN`Nothing

NUG`High quality bud of marijuana

NUH`No

NUM`Tasty

NUMPTY`Idiot

NUN`Nothing

NUNYA`None of Your business

NUS`National Union of Students

NUTCASE`Crazy person

NUTZ`Nuts| crazy| insane

NUU`No

NV`Never

NVMD`Never Mind

NVMS`No Visible Means of Support

NVN`Not Very Nice

NVNG`Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained

NVRM`Never Mind

NW`No Way

NWIH`No Way In Hell

NWIM`Not What I Mean

NWJ`No Way Jose

NWLY`Never Wanna Lose You

NWM`No Worries Mate

NWNC`No Woman, No Cry

NWO`New World Order

NWOT`New Without Tags (eBay)

NWS`Not Work Safe

NWT`New With Tags

NY`New York

NYB`Not Your Business

NYC`New York City

NYD`New Year's Day

NYE`New Years Eve

NYERK`Replacement swearword

NYF`Not Your Fault

NYK`Not Yet Known| Now You Know

NYOB`Not Your Own Business

NYP`Not Your Problem

NYPD`New York Police Department

NYSE`New York Stock Exchange

NYT`Not Your Type| New York Times

NYU`New York University

O`Ounce

O&O`Over and Out

O-O`Shock

O.O`Wide eyed

O/`High five

O/\O`High five

O7`Salute

O:)`Innocent| angelic

O:-)`Innocent| angelic

OA`Over Acting| Over Achiever

OAN`On Another Note

OAO`Over And Out

OAP`Old Age Pensioner

OATUS`On A Totally Unrelated Subject

OAUS`On An Unrelated Subject

OB`Oh, Brother

OBBY`Oh, Baby

OBE`Overcome By Events| Out of Body Experience| Order of the British Empire

OBGYN`Gynecologist

OBHWF`One Big Happy Weasely Family

OBO`Or Best Offer

OBQ`Oh, Be Quiet

OBS`Obviously

OBTW`Oh, By The Way

OBV`Obviously

OBVI`Obviously

OBVS`Obviously

OBVY`Obviously

OBVZ`Obviously

OBX`Outer Banks North Carolina

OC`Of Course| Original Character| Orange County

OCD`Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

OCH`Oh

OCN`Of Course Not

OCR`Optical Character Recognition

OCT`On Company Time

OD`Overdose| Over Doing it

ODAAT`One Day At A Time

ODEE`OD

ODG`Oh Dear God

ODL`Oh Dear Lord

ODST`Orbital Drop Shock Trooper

ODT`On Dis Ting

OE`Outlook Express| Operator Error

OED`Oxford English Dictionary

OEM`Original Equipment Manufacurer

OFAY`Offensive term for a white person

OFC`Of Course

OFGS`Oh, For God's Sake

OFH`Old Folks' Home

OFOC`Overwhelming Feelings of Concern

OFWGKTA`Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All

OG`Original Gangster| Old Git

OGIM`Oh God It's Monday

OGK`Only God Knows

OGM`misspelling of OMG

OGN`Online Gaming Network

OH`Other Half

OHAC`Own House And Car

OHAI`Oh, Hi

OHIM`Oh Hell, It's Monday

OHK`Oh,Ok

OHKO`One Hit Knock Out

OHN`Oh Hell, No!

OHS`Operator Head Space

OHT`One Handed Typing

OHW`One Hit Wonder

OI`Hey

OIK`Unpleasant| unpopular person

OIY`Hey

OJ`Only Joking

OJD`Obsessive Jonas Disorder

OJT`On Job Training

OK`Only Kidding

OKC`Oklahoma City

OKEY DOKEY`OK

OKI`Okey Dokey| OK

OKIES`Okay

OKW/E`OK What-Ever

OL`Online| Office Lady

OLD BAG`Grumpy old woman

OLD LADY`Wife| GF

OLDFAG`Long established member of an online community

OLED`Organic Light-Emitting Diode

OLLG`One Less Lonely Girl

OLOY`Only Losers Obey Yolo

OLTL`One Life To Live

OM`Old Man

OM NOM`Sound of eating

OMA`Oh My Allah

OMB`On My Break

OMD`Oh My Days

OMDB`Over My Dead Body

OMDS`OMD

OMDZ`Oh My Dayz

OMFSM`Oh My Flying Spaghetti Monster

OMFUG`Other Music Found UnderGround

OMG`Oh My God

OMGA`Oh My Giddy Aunt

OMGD`Oh My God Dude

OMGNA`Oh My Gosh, Not Again

OMGSH`Oh My Gosh

OMGZ`OMG

OMJ`Oh My Jonas

OMJC`Oh My Jesus Christ

OML`Oh My Lord

OMS`Oh My Science

OMSJ`Oh My Sweet Jesus!

OMT`One More Thing

OMW`On My Way

OMWH`On My Way Home

OMZ`Oh My Zeus

ON ONE`Under the influence of drugs

ON9`Stupid| Online

ONCO`Or Nearest Cash Offer

ONE`One Love| goodbye

ONE OFF`Happened Once

ONG `OMG

ONION`Ounce of a drug

ONL`Online

ONM`Oh, Never Mind

ONNA`Oh No, Not Again

ONNTA`Oh No, Not This Again

ONO`Or Nearest Offer

ONOZ`Oh No

ONS`One Night Stand

ONTD`Oh No They Didn't

ONUD`Oh No You Didn't

ONYD`Oh No You Didn't

OO`Object Orientated| Suprised

OOA`Out Of Ammo

OOAK`One Of A Kind

OOBE`Out Of Body Experience

OOC`Out Of Control/Character/Context

OOF`Out Of Office

OOFT`Sound made when impressed by something

OOH`Out Of Here

OOI`Out Of Interest

OOM`Out Of Mana

OOMF`One Of My Friends/Followers

OOML`Out Of My League

OOMM`Out Of My Mind

OOO`Out Of Office

OOP`Out Of Place

OOPS`Word said after doing something wrong

OOS`Out Of Style

OOSOOM`Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind

OOT`Out Of Town

OOTB`Out Of The Box

OOTC`Obligatory On-Topic Comment

OOTD`Offer Of The Day| Outfit Of The Day

OOTO`Out Of The Office

OOTW`Out Of This World

OOYL`Out Of Your League

OOYM`Out Of Your Mind

OP`Original Poster

OPA`Greek exclamation

OPB`Other People's Business

OPK`Other People's Kids

OPM`Other People's Money

OPPA`Older brother, male friend

OPPS`oops

OPS`Operations| Oops

OPSEC`Operations Security

OREO`Black on the outside, white on the inside

ORG`Online Reality Games| Organization

ORITE`Alright, hello

ORKUT`Google's social network

ORLY`Oh Really

ORN`Oh Really Now

ORO`confusion

ORZ`Frustration| despair

OS`Operating System

OSFA`One Size Fits All

OSLT`Or Something Like That

OSM`Awesome

OSO`Other Significant Other

OSS`Open Source Software

OSSIM`Awesome

OST`Original Sound Track

OT`Off Topic

OT3`One True Threesome

OTA`Over The Air

OTAKU`Obsessive fan

OTAY`Okay

OTB`Off The boat

OTC`Over The Counter

OTD`On The Dot| Out The Door

OTE`Over The Edge

OTF`Off Topic Forum

OTFL`On The Floor Laughing

OTG`On The Go| Off The Ground

OTH`Off The Hook

OTK`Over The Knee

OTL`like ORZ stick figure on hands and knees| Out To Lunch

OTLTA`One Thing Led To Another

OTM`Of The Moment| One Track Mind

OTN`On That Note

OTO`One Time Only

OTOH`On The Other Hand

OTOOH`On The Other Other Hand

OTP`One True Pairing

OTR`On The Run

OTS`On The Side

OTT`Over The Top

OTTH`On The Third Hand

OTTOMH`Off The Top Of My Head

OTW`On The Way

OTW`On The Whole

OTY`Over To You

OTZ`ORZ

OUAT`Once Upon A Time

OUCH`Interjection said when experiencing pain

OUGHTA`Ought to

OUNCE`28 grams

OUO`Official Use Only

OUTTA`Out Of

OVA`Original Video Animation

OVNO`Or Very Near Offer

OVO`Obviously

OW`Ouch| Other Woman| Oh, Well

OWK`Other World Kingdom

OWLING`Crouching and staring like an owl

OWN`Beat| dominate

OWNED`Dominated

OWNM`Oh Well, Never Mind

OWOA`One Way Or Another

OWS`Occupy Wall Street

OWT`Anything

OWTTE`Or Words To That Effect

OX`Sharp blade

OXY`OxyContin| painkiller

OY`Oh Yeah

OYB`On Your Bike

OYE`Listen up

OYG`Oh Your God

OYO`On Your Own

OZ`Australia| Ounce

O_O`Confused

P`Penny| pence

P!ATD`Panic! At The Disco (band)

P&C`Point and Click

P&L`Profit And Loss| Peace And Love

P&P`Party And Play| Postage And Packaging

P)`Pirate

P.I.C.`Partner In Crime

P/U`Pick Up

P/X`Part exchange

P12`Childish person

P2C2E`Process Too Complicated To Explain

P2P`Peer To Peer| Pay To Play

P2W`Pay To Win

P45`Employment severance form

P4P`Pound For Pound

P90X`Type of workout schedule

P911`Parent Alert

PA`Personal Assistant

PABX`Private Automatic Branch Exchange

PAC`Gangsta rapper Tupac Shakur

PAD`House| room

PADDY`Offensive term for an Irishman

PAF`Phone A Friend

PAKI`Offensive term for a Pakistani

PAN`Personal Area Network

PANSY`Sissy| unmanly person

PANTHER`Woman who likes older men

PANTS`Rubbish| Trousers| Underpants

PAP`Post A Picture

PAPARAZZI`Photo-journalists

PAPER`Money

PAR`Disrespect

PARA`Paralytic| very drunk

PARE`Friend| pal

PARTY POOPER`A person who ruins the mood with their attitude

PATCH`Correction applied to a computer program

PATD`Panic At The Disco (band)

PATT`Party All The Time

PAU`Finished| done

PAW`Parents are watching

PAX`Peace

PAYCE`Peace

PAYE`Pay As You Earn

PAYG`Pay As You Go

PB`Personal Best

PB&J`Peanut Butter and Jelly

PBB`Pirate Bulletin Board

PBJ`Peanut Butter and Jelly

PBN`Paintball Nation

PBP`Please Be Patient

PBQ`Please Be Quiet

PBR`Pabst Blue Ribbon (beer)

PBS`Public Broadcasting Service

PBUH`Peace Be Upon Him

PBUH`Peace Be Upon Him

PBWU`Peace Be With You

PBWY`Peace Be With You

PC`Politically Correct| Personal Computer

PC 4 PC`Picture Comment For Picture Comment

PC4PC`Picture Comment For Picture Comment.

PCB`Printed Circuit Board| Please Come Back

PCD`Pussycat Dolls

PCE`Peace| Goodbye

PCI`Peripheral Component Interconnect

PCM`Please Call Me

PCMCIA`Personal Computer Memory Card International Association

PCMIA`Personal Computer Manufacturer Interface Adaptor

PCP`Phencyclidine| Angel dust

PD`Public Domain

PDA`Personal Digital Assistant

PDBAZ`Please Don't Be A Zombie

PDEA`Public Display of Elderly Affection

PDF`Portable Document Format

PDG`Pretty Damn Good

PDOA`Public Display Of Affection

PDP`Pretty Darn Precious

PDQ`Pretty Damn Quick

PDT`Pacific Daylight Time

PE`Physical Education

PEACE`Goodbye

PEACE OUT`Goodbye

PEAK`Humiliating

PEANUT`Pet name for BF or GF

PEAR`Pear shaped| wrong

PEBCAC`Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer

PEBCAK`Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard

PEBKAC`Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair

PEEPS`People

PEEPZ`People

PEER TO PEER`Computer network without a central server

PEERS`People in the same group, equals in age, background etc

PEMDAS`Parenthesis, Exponents, Multiply, Divide, Add, Subtract

PEN`Penitentiary| jail| prison

PEN15`Penis

PENDEJO`Idiot| fool

PENG`Good looking person

PENG A LENG`Really sexy| very fit

PEON`Low ranking person

PEPS`People

PER SE`By or in itself| intrinsically

PERF`Perfect

PERO`But

PERV`Pervert

PERVING`Flirting in a creepy way

PERVY`Perverted| creepy

PETA`People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals

PEWPEW`Laser sound

PEWS`Post Election Withdrawal Syndrome

PFA`Please Find Attached

PFB`Please Find Below

PFC`Private First Class

PFF`disagreement

PFFT`dismissal

PFP`Picture For Proof

PFT`An exlamation of disbelief

PG`Parental Guidance

PG-13`Parental Guidance if under 13 (movie rating)

PGA`Professional Golfers' Association

PGDA`Pretty Goddamn Awesome

PGM`Pro Gamer

PGP`Pretty Good Privacy

PH`Pantyhose

PHAIL`Fail

PHAT`Pretty Hot And Tempting

PHB`Pointy-Haired Boss

PHD`Doctor of Philosphy

PHEW`relief

PHISHING`Scamming method used to get personal information

PHOAR`lust| physical attraction

PHONY`Fake object or person

PHP`Personal Home Page

PHR33`Free

PHU`Potential Hook Up

PHWOAR`fit| sexy| hot

PI`Greek letter| number

PIBE`Play It By Ear

PIC`Picture| Partner In Crime

PICNIC`Problem In Chair Not In Computer

PID`Stupid

PIECE`Gun| weapon| Work of graffiti| Pipe for smoking drugs

PIF`Marijuana

PIFF`Purple weed

PIG`Police officer

PIGEON`Woman using a man for personal gain

PIGS`The police

PIKEY`Offensive term for a Gypsy/traveller

PILLOCK`Idiot| fool

PIMPL`Pee In My Pants Laughing

PIN`Personal Identification Number

PINCHED`Caught| arrested

PING`Send a packet to a computer and wait for its return (Packet INternet Groper)

PINK TOE`White girl

PINNER`Thin marijuana cigarette

PINOY`Filipino man

PIPA`Protect IP Act

PIPS`Easy| not difficult

PIQ`Person In Question

PIR`Parent In Room

PISSED`Angry| Drunk

PISSED OFF`Mad| angry

PITCH`Contribute money

PITME`Peace In the Middle East

PITR`Parent In The Room

PIU`Pump It Up

PIX`Pictures

PJ`Poor Joke| Cheap alcoholic beverage

PJ'S`Pyjamas| night wear

PJS`Pajamas

PK`Player Kill

PKB`Pot, Kettle, Black

PKI`Public Key Infrastructure

PKIT`Please Keep In Touch

PKMN`Pokemon

PKS`Painkillers

PL`OK

PLA`People's Liberation Army

PLANK`Idiot| stupid person

PLANKING`Lying face down in an unusual place

PLASTIC`Credit Card

PLC`Public Limited Company

PLD`Poor Life Decision

PLEB`Commoner| inferior person

PLH`Peace, Love and Happiness

PLI`Potential Love Interest

PLIES`American rapper

PLIX`Please

PLL`Pretty Little Liar

PLMA`Please Leave Me Alone

PLMK`Please Let Me Know

PLONK`Cheap wine

PLONKER`Idiot

PLOS`Parents Looking Over Shoulder

PLOX`Please

PLP`People Lazily Procrastinating

PLR`Private Label Rights

PLS`Please

PLU`People Like Us

PLUMBUM`Plumber's crack

PLUR`Peace, Love, Unity, and Respect

PLX`Please

PLZ`Please

PMA`Positive Mental Attitude

PMB`Private Message Box

PMC`Post Meal Cigarette

PMD`Put Me Down

PMF`Pardon My French

PMFJI`Pardon Me For Jumping In

PMIGBOM`Put Mind In Gear, Before Opening Mouth!

PMJI`Pardon My Jumping In

PMT`Pre-Menstrual Tension

PMYMHMMFSWGAD`Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Damn

PNC`Point and Click| Partner in Crime

PNG`Image file format

PNL`Peace And Love

PNP`Party and Play

PNR`Passenger Name Record

PNW`Pacific North West

POA`Plan Of Action

POCKET DIAL`Accidentally make a call with the phone in your pocket

POCKO`Pocket

POD`Passed Out Drunk

POF`Plenty of Fish

POI`Point(s) Of Interest| Person of Interest