Slag`Meaning #1`Number one

LDL`Long Distance Lover

LDN`London

LDO`Like Duh| Obviously

LDR`Long Distance Relationship

LDS`Latter Day Saint

LE`Limited Edition| Law Enforcement

LEAF`Marijuana

LEC`Local Exchange Carrier

LED`Light Emiting Diode

LEDGE`Legend| legendary

LEES`Very Attractive Man/Woman

LEET`Chat room language| Elite

LEG IT`Run away

LEGGO`Let's Go

LEGIT`Real| legal

LEKKER`Cool| sexy

LEL`LOL

LEMME`Let Me

LENG`Weapon| gun

LEO`Law Enforcement Officer

LEV`Low Emission Vehicle

LEVA`Traitor

LEWL`LOL

LF`Looking For

LF1M`Looking For One More

LFDY`Live Fast, Die Young

LFG`Looking For Group

LFM`Looking For More

LFMF`Learn From My Fail

LFP`Looking For Party

LFTI`Looking Forward To It

LFTSU`Look Forward To Seeing You

LFW`Looking For Work

LG`Little Girl

LGBTQ`Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transexual, Questioning

LGBT`Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transexual

LGD`Let's Get Drunk

LGFB`Looks Good From Behind

LGMH`Love Gives Me Hope

LGO`Life Goes On

LGT`Link Goes To ...

LGTM`Looks Good To Me

LH`Living Hell

LHH`Laughing Hella Hard

LHK`Love, Hugs and Kisses

LHM`Lord Have Mercy| Lord Help Me

LHR`London Heathrow airport

LHYW`Like Hell You Will

LI`Laughing Inside

LIB`Liberal

LIC`Like I Care

LICKED`Drunk or high

LID`Ounce of marijuana

LIEING`lying

LIEK`Like

LIFO`Last In First Out

LIFTED`High

LIG`Let It Go

LIGIT`Legitimate

LIH`Laugh In Head

LIHOP`Let It Happen On Purpose

LIITA`Love Is In The Air

LIKKLE`Little

LIL`Little

LILABOC`Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates

LIMB`Laughing In My Brain

LIME`Hang out| socialise

LIMH`Laughing In My Head

LIMM`Laughing In My Mind

LIMO`Limousine| luxury car

LINE`A line of a powdered drug

LINGO`Language

LIPSING`Kissing

LIQ`Liquor

LIRL`Laughing In Real Life

LIS`Laughing In Silence

LIT`Intoxicated| stoned

LITE`Light

LITS`Life Is Too Short

LIU`Look It Up

LIVE`Exciting

LJBF`Let's Just Be Friends

LK`LOLK

LL`Laugh Loudly| LOL

LLAP`Live Long and Prosper

LLC`Laughing Like Crazy

LLH`Laughing Like Hell

LLL`Loony Liberal Left

LLN`LOL LOL Neanderthal

LLO`LOL

LLZ`LOLZ

LM`Loud Mouth

LMA`Leave Me Alone

LMAD`Let's Make A Deal

LMAM`Leave Me A Message

LMAP`Leave Me Alone Please

LMAO`Laughing my ass off

LMC`Let Me Check| Let Me See

LMCO`Laughing My Cats Off

LMG`Light Machine Gun

LMGTFY`Let Me Google That For You

LMHO`Laughing My Head Off

LMIRL`Let's Meet In Real Life

LMK`Let Me Know

LML`Love My Life

LMO`Leave Me Alone

LMOA`LMAO

LMPO`Laughing My Pants Off

LMR`Last Minute Resistance

LMS`Like My Status| Last Man Standing

LMSO`Laughing My Socks Off

LMT`Let Me Think

LMTAL`Let Me Take A Look

LNF`Life's Not Fair

LNIB`Like New In Box

LNK`Love And Kisses

LNT`Leave No Trace

LO`Hello| Little One

LOA`Leave of Absence

LOADED`Drunk| intoxicated| Rich

LOAF`Head

LOB`Throw| Line Of Business

LOC`Library Of Congress

LOCAL`Local public house| bar

LOI`Laughing On the Inside

LOK`LOL OK

LOL`Laughing Out Loud

LOLAGE`The act of LOL

LOLAK`Lots Of Love And Kisses

LOLCAT`Cat picture with silly caption

LOLED`Past tense of LOL

LOLING`The act of laughing out loud

LOLK`LOL+OK

LOLL`Laugh Out Loud Literally

LOLLY`Money

LOLN`LOL, Not

LOLO`Lowrider| Crazy

LOLOL`Lots Of Laughing Out Loud

LOLV`Lots Of Love

LOLWUT`What?

LOLX`LOL

LOLZ`Laugh Out Loud

LOLZA`LOL

LOMB`Lying On My Bed

LOML`Love Of My Life

LOMO`Lights Out, Missionary Only

LOO`Toilet

LOOL`Laughing Outlandishly Out Loud

LOONY`Crazy

LOOT`Money

LOP`Stupid person

LOPL`LOL

LOQ`Laugh Out Quietly

LORL`Laugh Out Really Loud

LOS`Line Of Site

LOTD`Link Of The Day

LOTI`Laughing On The Inside

LOTR`Lord of the Rings

LOTRO`Lord Of The Rings Online

LOTTA`Lot of

LOUD`Good quality marijuana

LOVL`Laughing Out Very Loud

LOW`Unfair| immoral

LOW IT`Allow It| don't worry

LOW KEY`Quiet| Don't tell anyone

LOWE`Don't bother| forget it

LOWRIDER`Vehicle with modified suspension often hydraulically controlled

LOYOL`Live Out Your Own Life

LOZ`Legend of Zelda

LP`Long Play

LPG`Liquefied Petroleum Gas

LPL`LOL

LPT`Life Pro Tip

LQ`Liquor| Lover's Quarrel

LQI`Laughing Quietly Inside

LQL`Laughing Quite Loudly

LQTM`Laughing Quietly To Myself

LQTMS`Laughing Quietly To Myself

LQTY`Laughing Quietly To Yourself

LRF`Low Resolution Fox| attractive at a distance

LRG`Lifted Research Group (clothing)

LRL`Laughing Really Loud

LRT`Last ReTweet

LS`Lovesick| Life Story

LSA`D-Lysergic Acid Amide similar to LSD

LSAT`Law School Admission Test

LSD`D-Lysergic Acid Diethylamide

LSE`London School of Economics| Low Self-Esteem

LSH`Laughing So Hard

LSHIC`Laughing So Hard I'm Crying

LSHIDMT`Laughing So Hard I Drop My Taco

LSHMBH`Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts

LSI`Limited Social Interaction

LSMFT`Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco

LSMIH`Laughing So Much It Hurts

LSP`Love Sick Puppy

LSR`Loser

LSS`Last Song Syndrome

LSTM`Laughing Silently To Myself

LTA`Love To All

LTB`Looking To Buy

LTD`Live/Living The Dream

LTG`Learn To Google

LTH`Love Truth Honor

LTIC`Laugh Til I Cry

LTL`Living The Life

LTM`Laughing To Myself

LTMA`Less Talk, More Action

LTMQ`Laughing To Myself Quietly

LTMS`Laughing To Myself

LTNC`Long Time No Chat

LTNS`Long Time No See

LTNT`Long Time No Talk

LTP`Lost The Plot

LTR`Long term relationship

LTS`Laugh To Self

LTY`Laugh To Yourself

LU`Love You

LUA`Love You Always

LUB`Love

LUBB`Love

LUBE`Lubricant

LUFF`Friendly Love

LUH`Love

LUI`Living Under the Infuence

LUL`Lame Uncomfortable Laugh

LULAB`Love You Like A Brother

LULAS`Love You Like A Sister

LULS`LOL

LULZ`LOL

LUMI`Love You, Mean It

LUMU`Love You Miss You

LUNCHBOX`Bulge in a man's pants

LURK`Read a forum but never post

LURKER`Forum follower who never posts

LURV`Love

LURVE`Love

LUSH`Drunk person| Great| brilliant

LUSM`Love You So Much

LUV`Love

LUVVIE`Stage actor

LUWAMH`Love You with All My Heart

LUX`Luxury

LV`Louis Vuitton| Las Vegas| Level

LVL`Level

LW`Lucky Win

LWICD`Look What I Can Do

LWKM`Laugh Wan Kill Me (LOL)

LWKMD`Laugh Wan Kill Me Die

LWM`Laugh With Me

LWP`Laughing With Passion

LWT`Look Who's Talking

LWWY`Live While We're Young

LXG`League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

LY`Love You

LY2`Love You Too

LY4E`Love You Forever

LYA`Love You Always

LYAAF`Love You As A Friend| Love You Always And Forever

LYB`Love You, Bye

LYF`Love You Forever

LYK`Let you know

LYKE`Like

LYL`Love You Lots

LYLAB`Love You Like A Brother

LYLAF`Love You Like A Friend

LYLAS`Love You Like A Sister

LYLC`Love You Like Crazy

LYLMB`Love You Like My Brother

LYLT`Love You Long Time

LYM`Love You More

LYMI`Love You, Mean It

LYMY`Love You, Miss You

LYMYWY`Love You, Miss You, Want You

LYR`Love You Really

LYSM`Love You So Much

LYT`Love You Too

LYTD`Love You To Death

LZ`Landing Zone

M$`Microsoft

M&D`Mum and Dad

M&M`Small chocolate candy

M&S`Marks & Spencer

M/F`Male/Female

M/O`Make Out

M2`Me Too

M2AF`Message To All Friends

M2D`Make my day

M2FP`My Two Favorite People

M3`BMW sports car

M33T`Meet

M4W`Man looking for a woman

M8`Mate

MAAB`Male-Assigned At Birth

MAC`Media Access Control| Macintosh

MACHING`Going at maximum Speed

MACK`Flirt

MAD`Really| extremely

MADD`Mothers Against Drunk Driving

MAG`Magazine

MAGGOT`Fan of the band Slipknot

MAH`My

MAL`Mean, bad, evil

MAMAW`Grandmother

MAMI`Sexy, Baby

MAN U`Manchester United Football Club

MANC`Person from Manchester

MANDEM`Group of men| boys

MANDO`Mandatory

MANDY`MDMA| ecstasy

MANG`Man

MANKY`Nasty| dirty

MANU`MAN U

MAP`Man-Alien-Predator

MAPOTI`Most Annoying People On The Internet

MARK`Target| sucker

MARY JANE`Marijuana

MAS`Mildly Amused Smirk

MASC`Masculine

MASH UP`Song made from bits of other songs

MATE`Friend

MAUH`Kiss

MAUI WOWIE`Marijuana| weed from Hawaii

MAW`Might As Well

MAWOY`May Angels Watch Over You

MAYN`Man

MB`Megabyte

MBA`Masters of Business Association| Married But Available

MBD`My Bad Dudes

MBF`My Best Friend

MBFAM `My Brother From Another Mother

MBM`Married Black Male

MBN`Must Be Nice

MBO`Must Be Off| Management Buy-Out

MBPS`MegaBits/Bytes Per Second

MBR`Master Boot Record

MBT`Masai Barefoot Technology

MBW`Married Black Woman

MC`Master of Ceremonies

MCD`McDonald's

MCL`Much Clown Love

MCM`Man Crush Monday

MCP`Male Chauvanist Pig

MCR`My Chemical Romance (band)

MD`Doctor of Medicine| Managing Director

MCR`My Chemical Romance (band)

MD`Doctor of Medicine| Managing Director

MDA`Drug related to Ecstasy (MDMA)

MDF`Medium Density Fiberboard

MDK`Murder Death Kill

MDMA`3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine

MDR`Mort De Rire| LOL

MDW`Memorial Day Weekend

ME GUSTA`I like

ME2`Me Too

MEAN`Cool

MEATHEAD`Muscular, but dumb person

MEC`Dude

MED`Medication

MEDS`Medications

MEEP`An exclamation for any situation

MEETER`Person who likes to look at fat men

MEG`Megabyte

MEGO`My Eyes Glazed Over

MEH`Indifference| equivalent to shoulder shrug

MELT`Idiot

MEME`An idea that spreads like a virus by word of mouth, email, blogs etc

MENTHOL`Mint flavored cigarette

MEP`Member of the European Parliament

MER`boredom| nonchalance

MERC`Mercenary| Injure or kill

MERK`Kill

MERP`Meaningless word for when you don't know what else to say

MERT`Mate

MESOS`Currency in the game Maple Story

MESSRS`Messieurs| Mister

METH`Methamphetamine

MEX`Low grade marijuana from Mexico

MFC`Mildly Fat Chick| Microsoft Foundation Classes

MFEO`Made For Each Other

MFG`Mit Freundlichen Gruessen

MFL`Marked For Later

MFW`My Face When ...

MG`Machine Gun| Milligram

MGBY`May God Bless You

MGD`Miller Genuine Draft

MGK`Machine Gun Kelly

MGM`Male Genital Mutilation

MGMT`The Management (band)

MGO`Metal Gear Online (game)

MGS`Metal Gear Solid (game)

MH`Map Hack

MHBFY`My Heart Bleeds For You

MHM`MHMM

MHMM`Yes, sure, OK

MHO`My Honest Opinion

MHOTY`My Hat's Off To You

MHR`Many Happy Returns

MHZ`Megahertz

MI6`Military Intelligence Service 6

MIA`Missing In Action

MIB`Men In Black| Mint In Box

MIC`Microphone

MID`Mid grade marijuana| Mobile Internet Device

MIDI`Musical Instrument Digital Interface

MIFF`Annoy

MIGA`Make It Go Away

MIH`Make It Happen

MIHOP`Made It Happen on Purpose

MIL`Mother In Law

MILEAGE`Value for money

MILL`Million

MIMBO`Male BIMBO

MIMO`Multiple Input Multiple Output

MIN`Minute

MINES`Mine

MINGA`Minger| ugly person

MINGER`Ugly person

MINGING`Dirty| disgusting| ugly

MINT`Nice| cool

MINTED`Rich| wealthy

MINX`Cheeky| mischievous girl

MIP`Minor In Possession

MIPS`Million Instructions Per Second

MIRIN`Admiring

MIRL`Meet In Real Life

MIS`Miserable

MISB`Mint condition In Sealed Box

MISC`Miscellaneous

MISH`Missionary position

MISO`My Internet Shut Off

MISSION`Arduous or boring task

MIT`Massachusetts Institute of Technology

MIXOLOGY`Study of mixing drinks

MIZ`Miserable

MJ`Michael Jackson| Michael Jordan| Marijuana

MK`Mm OK

MKAY`Okay

MKZ`Facebook

ML`Much Love

MLAS`My Lips Are Sealed

MLB`Major League Baseball

MLG`Major League Gaming

MLIA`My Life Is Average

MLIB`My Life Is Bro

MLIG`My Life Is Great/Good

MLIM`My Life Is Magic

MLM`Middle finger (mlm)

MLP`My Little Pony

MLRS`MLAS

MLS`My Life Sucks

MLTR`Multiple Long Term Relationships

MLYP`Much Like Your Post

MM`Married Man

MM2`Message Mode 2

MMA`Meet Me At...

MMAMP`Meet Me At My Place

MMAO`Make Me An Offer

MMC`MultiMedia Card

MMD`Make My Day

MMH`Meet Me Halfway

MMI`Me Myself and I

MMJ`Medical Marijuana

MMK`Mm OK

MML`Made Me Laugh

MMM`pleasure| contentment

MMO`Short for MMORPG

MMOFPS`Massively Multiplayer Online First Person Shooter

MMORPG`Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game

MMS`Multimedia Messaging Service

MMT`Makes Me Think

MMV`Mileage May Vary

MNC`Mobile Network Code

MNF`Monday Night Football

MNM`Eminem (rapper)

MNT`Maybe Next Time

MO`Modus Operandi| method of operation

MO PO`Mounted Police

MOAB`Mother of All Bombs| Massive Ordnance Air Blast

MOAM`Man On A Mission

MOAR`More

MOAS`Mother Of All Secrets

MOBA`Multiplayer Online Battle Arena

MOBBING`Bullying

MOBO`Motherboard

MOC`Marriage Of Convenience| My Own Creation

MOD`Modification| 1960s youth culture

MODEM`Modulator-Demodulator

MOE`Fetish| mania| taste

MOH`My Other Half

MOI`Me

MOL`More Or Less

MOLL`Gangster's GF

MOLLY`MDMA| ecstasy

MOMO`Annoying person| idiot

MON`Man

MONROE`Piercing between nose and upper lip

MOO`Matter of Opinion| My Own Opinion

MOOK`Idiot| JERK

MOOLA`Money

MOOLAH`Money

MOP`Hair on head

MOPO`Master Of the Painfully Obvious

MOQ`Minimum Order Quantity

MORF`Male or Female

MOS`Mom Over Shoulder

MOSH`Push/shove at rock/punk concert

MOSS`Relax| chill

MOT`Ministry Of Transport test for car safety

MOTA`Marijuana| weed

MOTB`Mother Of The Bride

MOTD`Message Of The Day| Match Of The Day

MOTKU`Master Of The Known Universe

MOTO`Master Of The Obvious

MOTORBOATING`Nuzzling a woman's chest whilst making a noise

MOTWYW`Make Of That What You Will

MOU`Memorandum Of Understanding

MOW`Eat very fast

MOXY`Courage| confidence

MP`Military Police| Member of Parliament

MP3`Music file

MP4`Music/video file

MP5`Heckler and Koch submachine gun

MPA`Music Publishers' Association

MPAA`Motion Picture Assosciation of America

MPE`My Point Exactly

MPEG`Moving Picture Experts Group| Audio/visual file format

MPG`Miles Per Gallon

MPH`Miles Per Hour

MPO`My Personal Opinion

MPOG`Multiplayer Online Game

MPOS`Multiple Positions

MPREG`Male Pregnancy

MPUA`Master Pick Up Artist

MPV`Multi-Purpose Vehicle

MR`Mentally Retarded

MRA`Man bra

MRE`Meal, Ready to Eat

MRI`Magnetic Resonance Imaging

MRP`Manufacturer's Recommended Price

MRW`My Reaction When...

MS`Microsoft| Maple Story

MS-DOS`Microsoft Disk Operating System

MSDN`Microsoft Developer Network

MSDOS`Microsoft Disk Operating System

MSF`Male Seeking Female

MSFAM`My Sister From Another Mister

MSFT`Microsoft (stock symbol)

MSG`Message| Monosodium Glutamate

MSI`Mindless Self Indulgence (band)

MSM`Mainstream Media

MSN`Microsoft Network

MSR`Mulder/Scully Romance

MSRP`Manufacturer's Suggested Retail Price

MST`Mystery Science Theater

MT`Mistell

MTA`More Than Anything

MTB`Mountain Bike

MTBF`Mean Time Between Failures

MTBMW`May The Best Man Win

MTC`More To Come

MTD`Month To Date

MTE`My Thoughts Exactly

MTF`Male To Female

MTFBWU`May The Force Be With You

MTFBWY`May The Force Be With You

MTG`Magic: The Gathering

MTH`Month

MTL`Montreal, Canada

MTLBWY`May The Lord Be With You

MTO`Media Take Out

MTUK`More Than You Know

MTV`Music Television

MTW`Mum's the Word

MTYK`More Than You Know

MU`Multi User

MUA`Make-Up Alley

MUAH`The sound of giving a kiss

MUAHA`An evil laugh

MUAHZ`Kisses

MUAK`MUAH

MUCHO`Much| very

MUCK`Ugly

MUD`Multi-User Dungeon

MUD DUCK`Ugly woman

MUDKIP`Water Pokemon

MUDSHARK`White woman dating black men

MUFC`Manchester United Football Club

MUFFIN TOP`Fat spilling out over the top of pants

MUG`Rob somebody| Face| Idiot

MUGSHOT`Head and shoulders picture

MUH`Me| My

MULA`Money

MULE`Person who carries something for someone else

MULLET`Hairstyle

MULTI`Player with multiple online accounts

MULU`Miss You, Love You

MUM`Mom

MUNG`Mash Until No Good

MUNTED`Drunk| intoxicated

MUNTER`Ugly woman

MUPPET`Stupid person| idiot

MURK`Kill| murder

MURKED`Badly defeated| killed

MURSE`Man purse| Male nurse

MUSH`Friend

MUSM`Miss You So Much

MUVM`Miss You Very Much

MUX`Multiplex

MV`Music Video

MVA`Motor Vehicle Accident

MVP`Most Valuable Player

MW2 `Modern Warfare 2 (game)

MW3`Modern Warfare 3 (game)

MWA`Kiss

MWAH`Kiss

MWC`Married With Children

MWF`Married White Female

MWHA`Kiss

MWI`Mad With It

MWM`Married White Male

MWPP`Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs (Harry Potter)

MX`Motocross

MY B`My Bad

MY BAD`apology

MY BOO`My Boyfriend| My girlfriend

MY FOOT`disbelief

MY SIZE`My type of girl

MYB`Mind Your Business

MYCH`Maybe You Can Help

MYF`Miss Your Face

MYGGWY`May Your God Go With You

MYL`Miss You Loads

MYMP`Make Your Mama Proud

MYOB`Mind Your Own Business

MYODB`Mind Your Own Damn Business

MYSM`Miss You So Much

MYSPACE`A social networking site

MYT`Meet You There

N`And

N/A`NA

N/T`No Text

N00B`Newbie

N1`Nice One

N1C3`Nice

N2B`Not Too Bad

N2G`Need To Go

N2K`Nice To Know| Need To Know

N2M`Not Too Much

N2MU`Nice To Meet You

N2S`Needless To Say| Note To Self

N3`No Name Noob

N4P`Noob

N8`Night

NA`Not Available| Not Applicable| Not Announced

NAA`Not At All

NAACP`National Association for the Advancement of Colored People

NAB`NOOB

NABD`Not A Big Deal

NAC`Not A Chance| Not A Chain

NACKER`Irish gypsy| traveller

NACKERED`Tired| worn out

NADA`Nothing

NADDA`Nothing

NAE`No

NAE`No

NAGL`Not A Good Look

NAH`No

NAHMEAN`You know what I mean

NAIL IT`Complete| get right

NAK`Nursing At Keyboard

NAL`Need A Life

NALGAS`Buttocks

NALGO`Not A Lot Going On

NALOPKT`Not A Lot Of People Know That.

NAMASTE`Sanskrit greeting

NAMBLA`North American Man/Boy Love Association

NAMEAN`Do you know what I mean?

NANA`Grandmother

NANG`Cool| wicked| good

NAO`Now

NAP`Not A Problem

NAPES`No

NAPSTER`File sharing site

NARF`Random interjection

NARK`Informer

NARP`Non-Athletic Regular Person

NARU`Not A Registered User

NAS`Network Attached Storage

NASA`National Aeronautics and Space Administration

NASCAR`National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing

NASDAQ`National Association of Securities Dealers Automated Quotation

NASL`Name, Age, Sex, Location

NATCH`Naturally

NATI`Cincinnati

NATM`Not At The Moment

NATO`North Atlantic Treaty Organization| No Action Talk Only

NATTY`Natural Light beer| Smart, good, cool

NATTY LIGHT`Natural Light beer

NAW`No

NAWL`No

NAWT`Not

NAY`No

NB`Not Bad| Nota Bene| Please Note

NBB`Never Been Better

NBC`National Broadcasting Company

NBD`No Big Deal

NBF`New Best Friend

NBG`Nasty But Good

NBIF`No Basis In Fact

NBK`Natural Born Killers| Never Been Kissed

NBM`Nil By Mouth| Not Before Midnight

NBSB`No Boyfriend Since Birth

NBT`Nothing But Trouble

NBTD`Nothing Better To Do

NBTW`Now Back To Work

NC`No Comment| No Choice

NC-17`No Children under 17 (movie rating)

NCAA`National Collegiate Athletic Association

NCB`Never Coming Back

NCIS`Naval Criminal Investigative Service (TV show)

NCMO`Non-Committal Make Out

NCNR`Non-Cancelable, Non-Returnable

NCNS`No Call, No Show

NCO`Non-Commissioned Officer

ND`And

NDA`Non-Disclosure Agreement

NDI`Neither Do I

NDN`Indian

NDP`New Democratic Party