Slag`Meaning #1`Number one

SNAFU`Situation Normal, All Fouled Up

SNAG`Sensitive New Age Guy| Sausage

SNAIL MAIL`Regular postal service

SNAKE`Snitch| back stabber

SNAKE OIL`Fake medicine

SNAKING`Flirting

SNAP`dismay| surprise

SNC`Social Network Check

SND`Search And Destroy

SNES`Super Nintendo Entertainment System

SNF`So Not Funny

SNH`Sarcasm Noted Here

SNIDE`Fake or counterfeit

SNIFF`Cocaine

SNIPE`Bid on eBay just before the auction ends

SNITCH`Person who tells on someone

SNK`Video game company

SNM`Say No More

SNOG`Kiss

SNOOKIE`Pet name for BF or GF

SNOUT`Cigarette

SNOW`Cocaine

SNR`Signal To Noise Ratio

SNSD`Sho Nyo Shi Dae (Girl's Generation) Korean girl group

SNU`What's New?

SNYK`So Now You Know

SO SO`Neither good nor bad| average

SOA`State Of Alert (band)

SOAD`System Of A Down (Band)

SOAG`Son Of A Gun

SOCKPUPPET`Person using a false identity

SOCOM`Special Operations Command

SOD OFF`Go away| get lost

SOE`Sony Online Entertainment

SOF`Soldier Of Fortune (Game)

SOFT`Powdered cocaine

SOG`Sea Of Green| cannabis growing

SOH`Sense Of Humor

SOHF`Sense Of Humor Failure

SOI`Statement of Intent

SOIDH`Screenshot Or It Didn't Happen

SOK`That's OK

SOLID`Cool| awesome

SOMD`Sh*t On My Dick

SOML`Story Of My Life

SOMSW`Someone Over My Shoulder Watching

SON`Close Friend

SONAR`SOund Navagation And Ranging

SOO`So

SOOC`Straight Out Of Camera |not Photoshopped

SOOK`A Person Who Whines Or Is Overly Sensitive

SOOTB`Straight Out Of The Box

SOP`Standard Operating Procedure

SOPA`Stop Online Piracy Act

SORN`Statutory Off Road Notification

SORTA`Sort of

SOS`Save Our Souls

SOTA`State Of The Art

SOTD`Song Of The Day

SOTU`State of the Union

SOUND`Cool| awesome| good

SOUR`Strong WEED

SOW`Female police officer

SOWIE`Sorry

SOWIE`Sorry

SOX`Socks

SOY`Shame On You

SOYW`Something On Your Wall

SOZ`Sorry

SP2`Service Pack 2

SPAG`Spelling, Punctuation And Grammar

SPAM`Unsolicted email

SPANNER`Idiot| fool

SPARK`Set light to

SPAT`Fight| argument| tiff

SPAZ`Spastic

SPCA`Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals

SPECTRE`Special Executive for Counter-intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge, and Extortion

SPED`Someone who needs special education

SPERG`Dramatically Passionate Or Obsessive About A Subject

SPEXY`Sexy with glasses

SPF`Strictly Platonic Friend

SPG`Special Patrol Group

SPIC`Offensive term for a Hispanic person

SPIM`Instant Messaging SPAM

SPINS`Effect of drinking too much

SPIT GAME`Act of flirting

SPITAL`Hospital

SPLIF`A cigarette of tobacco and cannibis

SPLIFF`SPLIF

SPM`South Park Mexican (rapper)

SPN`Supernatural (TV show)

SPOC`Single Point of Contact

SPOILER`Something you would've prefered to find out yourself

SPOOF`Tube used to reduce smoking smells

SPOON`Cuddle

SPOT`Lend money

SPOT ON`Absolutely correct| perfect

SPQR`Senatus Populusque Romanus| the Senate and the people of Rome

SPROG`Child

SPRUNG`Obsessed with someone| in love

SPST`Same Place, Same Time

SPUN`Under the influence of methamphetamine

SPURS`US Basketball team| UK football team

SQ`Sound Quality

SQL`Structured Query Language

SQTM`Smiling Quietly To Myself

SQUARE`Cigarette

SRH`Supporting Radical Habits

SRM`Stark Raving Mad

SRO`Standing Room Only

SRS`Serious

SRSLY`Seriously

SRT`Street and Racing Technology

SRY`Sorry

SS`Screen Shot

SSA`Subject Says All

SSBB`Super Smash Brothers Brawl

SSBHM`Super Sized BHM

SSC`Safe, Sane, Consensual

SSD`Solid State Drive

SSDD`Same Stuff Different Day

SSH`Secure Shell

SSID`Service Set Identifier

SSL`Secure Socket Layer| See Subject Line

SSTS`Snickering Softly To Self

SSWA`So Say We All

ST`Something

ST00F`Stuff

STA`Surveillance and Target Acquisition

STACK`$1000

STAHP`Stop

STAMP`OK

STAN`Stalker Fan

STANDARD`Of course| goes without saying

STANG`Ford Mustang

STAR`Friend| buddy

STAT`Immediately

STATS`Statistics

STB`Soon To Be

STBE`Soon-To-Be Ex

STBX`Soon-To-Be Ex

STBY`Sucks To Be You| Sorry To Bother You

STC`Subject to Change

STEAL`Punch

STEAMING`Drunk| intoxicated

STEEZ`Style with ease

STEEZE`Style with ease

STEEZY`Style With Ease

STELLA`Flirty girl

STELLAR`Awesome| excellent

STEM`Mix of STUD and FEM

STEP OFF`Leave

STET`Let it stand

STEXT`Sexy text message

STG`Swear To God

STH`Something

STHG`Something

STHU`Shut The Hell Up

STK`Shoot To Kill

STM`Short Term Memory

STMF`Stay Thirsty My Friends

STML`Short Term Memory Loss

STN`Spend The Night

STNY`Same Time Next Year

STOKED`Very happy| excited

STOPE`Awesome| cool

STR`Strength| Short Term Relationship

STR8`Straight

STRAP`Gun

STROP`Sulk| tantrum

STS`Smirk To Self

STSP`Same Time Same Place

STTN`Sleeping Through the Night

STUNNER`Good looking person

STW`Search The Web

STY`Same To You

STYL`Speak To You Later

SU`Shut Up

SUAD`Shut Up And Drive

SUBS`Subwoofers

SUCKS`Is bad| is rubbish

SUFI`Super Finger

SUGAR DADDY`Rich older man

SUH`Sir

SUL`See You Later

SULA`Sweaty Upper Lip Alert

SUM`Some

SUM1`Someone

SUMFIN`Something

SUMMAT`Something

SUP`What's Up

SUPER`Very, really

SUS`Suspect| suspicious

SUSS`Discover| understand| Suspicious

SUV`Sport Utility Vehicle

SUX`Sucks

SVP`S'il Vous Plait| please

SVS`Someone Very Special

SVU`Special Victims Unit

SW`So What?| Star Wars| Street Worker

SWAGG `Style| coolness| confidence

SWAGGA`Style or personality

SWAGGER`A person's style

SWAK`Sealed With A Kiss

SWALK`Sealed With A Loving Kiss

SWAMBO`She Who Always Must Be Obeyed

SWANK`Cool| classy| Single Woman And No Kids| Second Wife And No Kids

SWAT`Special Weapons And Tactics

SWEAT`Like, love

SWED`Smoke Weed Every Day

SWEET`Awesome

SWEETIE`Pet name for BF or GF

SWEETY`SWEETIE

SWERVE`Move On

SWEXY`Sweet and sexy

SWF`Single White Female

SWG`Star Wars Galaxies (game)

SWIDT`See What I Did There?

SWIFT`Awesome

SWIM`Someone Who Isn't Me

SWIR`So Wrong, It's Right

SWISHER`Cheap cigar used for making BLUNTs

SWIY`Someone Who Isn't You

SWIZ`Con| rip-off

SWIZZLE`Sweet

SWK`Star Wars Kid

SWM`Single White Male

SWMBO`She Who Must Be Obeyed

SWND `Sound

SWOG`Uncoolness| opposite of SWAGG

SWOL`Well built| muscular

SWOLE`Muscular| in good shape

SWOT`Person who is always studying

SWPF`Single White Professional Female

SWPL`Stuff White People Like

SWPM`Single White Professional Male

SWT`Sweat| Sweet

SWTOR`Star Wars: The Old Republic (game)

SWW`Slippery When Wet

SWY`Sowwy| sorry

SWYD`Sleep When You're Dead

SWYP`So What's Your Point?

SXE`Straightedge

SY`Sincerely Yours

SYA`See You

SYF`Shut Your Face

SYG`Shut Your Gob

SYIH`See You In Hell

SYITM`See You In The Morning

SYK`So You Know

SYL`See You Later

SYLA`See You Later Alligator

SYM`Shut Your Mouth| So You Mad?

SYMBIAN`Mobile phone OS

SYNC`Synchronize

SYNT`See You Next Time

SYOTOS`See You On The Other Side

SYRS`See You Real Soon

SYS`See Ya Soon

SYSOP`System Operator

SYT`See You Tomorrow| See You There

SYTYCD`So You Think You Can Dance

SYWISY`See You When I See You

S^`What's Up

T-T`Crying

T.T`Crying

T2M`Talk To Me

T2T`Time To Talk

T2UL`Talk To You Later

T2YL`Talk To You Later

T4P`Thanks For Posting

T4T`Tit For Tat| Thanks For Trade

TA`Thank you

TAB`Acid| LSD| Cigarette

TABOO`Forbidden| not talked about

TAC`Cannabis resin

TACKY`In bad taste

TACO`A Mexican Food Dish| Vagina| Derogatory Term For Spanish Person

TACP`Take A Chill Pill

TAD`Small amount

TADA`Exclamation when something is finished

TAE`Trial And Error

TAF`Tell A Friend

TAFF`Person from Cardiff or Wales generally

TAFN`That's All For Now

TAFW`Time Away From Work

TAG`Personal signature

TAGL`There's a good lad

TAHT`That

TAI`Think About It

TAKS`Texas Assessment of Knowledge and Skills

TAL`Thanks A Lot| Try Again Later

TAMW`That Awkward Moment When ...

TANJ`There Ain't No Justice

TANK`Large person| heavily built

TANSTAAFL`There Ain't No Such Thing as a Free Lunch

TAPPED`Crazy

TAR`Not very pure heroin

TARD`Retarded person

TARDIS`Time And Relative Dimentions In Space

TARFU`Things Are Really Fouled Up

TASTY`Good looking| Cool| awesome

TAT`Tattoo| Rubbish| junk

TATA`Goodbye

TATO`Alright, OK

TATT`Tattoo

TAV`Marijuana

TAW`Teachers Are Watching

TAY`Thinking About You

TAZE`Annoy| irritate

TB`Text Back

TBA`To Be Announced

TBBH`To Be Brutally Honest

TBBT`The Big Bang Theory (TV Show)

TBC`To Be Continued

TBCH`To Be Completely Honest

TBD`To Be Decided

TBE`To be Edited

TBF`To Be Fair

TBFU`Too Bad For You

TBH`To Be Honest

TBM`Tactical Boyfriend Mention

TBMS`To Be More Specific

TBNT`Thanks, But No Thanks

TBPH`To Be Perfectly Honest

TBQF`To Be Quite Frank

TBQFH`To Be Quite F***ing Honest

TBQH`To Be Quite Honest

TBR`To Be Real

TBS`Tablespoon| To Be Specified

TBSS`Too Bad, So Sad

TBT`Truth Be Told

TBTF`Too Big To Fail

TBTG`Thanks Be To God

TBTH`To Be Totally Honest

TBTP`That's Beside The Point

TBU`To Be Updated

TBX`To Be Exact

TBYS`Think Before You Speak

TC`Take Care

TCB`Taking Care of Business

TCBY`The Country's Best Yogurt

TCCIC`Take Care 'Cause I Care

TCFC`Too Close For Comfort

TCFN`Take Care For Now

TCFS`Too Cool For School

TCG`Trading Card Game

TCGB`Take Care, God Bless

TCH`disagreement| frustration

TCK`Third Culture Kid

TCL`Tool Command Language

TCOB`Taking Care of Buisness

TCOY`Take Care Of Yourself

TCP`Transmission Control Protocol

TCP/IP`Transmission Control Protocol/Internet Protocol

TCTC`To Close To Call

TD`Touchdown

TDDUP`Til Death Do Us Part

TDDWP`Til Death Do We Part

TDF`To Die For

TDG`Too Damn Good| Three Days Grace (band)

TDH`Tall, Dark, and Handsome

TDI`Turbo Direct Injection| Turbo Diesel Injection

TDL`To Do List

TDM`Team DeathMatch

TDOT`Toronto

TDS`Technical Dificulties

TDTF`Too Drunk to Function

TDWP`The Devil Wears Prada (Band)

TDY`Temporarily Deployed for a Year

TE AMO`I love you (Spanish)

TEAL DEER`TLDR

TEC`Tec 9 handgun

TECH`Technician| Technology

TEE`T-shirt

TEEF`Steal| Teeth

TEEN`Teenager| teenage

TEH`The| Used to emphasise the next word

TEHO`To Each His/Her Own

TEK`Tek-9 machine pistol| Technique

TEKKERS`Technique

TELNET`Network Virtual Terminal Protocol

TEMP`Temporary

TEN`Person with a perfect body

TEOTWAWKI`The End Of The World As We Know It

TEOTWAWKI`The End Of The World As We Know It

TERRIBAD`Terrible and Bad, awful

TEVS`Whatever

TEXT`An SMS message sent between cell phones

TF2`Team Fortress 2

TFA`Thanks For Asking

TFC`Team Fortress Classic

TFCD`Time For Compact Disc

TFFW`Too Funny For Words

TFI`Thanks For the Information

TFL`Tip For Life| Transport For London

TFLMK`Thanks For Letting Me Know

TFLMS`Thanks For Letting Me Share

TFLN`Texts From Last Night

TFM`Total Frat Move

TFM2KAU2FO`That's For Me to Know And You To Find Out

TFMTK`That's For Me To Know

TFP`Thanks For Playing

TFRM`Thanks For Reminding Me

TFS`Thanks For Sharing

TFT`The Frozen Throne| Thin Film Transistor

TFTA`Thanks For The Add

TFTC`Thanks For The (Geo)Cache

TFTD`Thought For The Day

TFTI`Thanks For The Info

TFTL`Thanks for the Link

TG`Thank God| Transgender| Too Good

TGAL`Think Globally, Act Locally

TGE`the

TGFG`Thank God For Google

TGFI`Thank God For the Internet

TGFL`Thank God For Life

TGFT`Thank God For That

TGI`Thank God It's ...

TGIA`Thank God I'm Alive

TGIAF`Thank God It's Almost Friday

TGIF`Thank God It's Friday

TGIM`Thank God It's Monday

TGIO`Thank God It's Over

TGIT`Thank God It's Thursday

TGOD`Taylor Gang Or Die

TGP`Thumbnail Gallery Post

TGTBT`Too Good To Be True

THA`The

THANG`Thing

THANQ `Thank You

THANX`Thanks

THAR`There

THC`Tetrahydrocannabinol| active ingredient in marijuana

THE BOMB`Really cool

THE NICK`Prison

THICK`Well proportioned| not fat or skinny

THIZZ`Ecstasy

THIZZING`Tripping on Ecstasy

THIZZLE`Esctasy tablet

THN`Then

THNX`Thanks

THO`Though

THOT`HOE

THOU`You

THRASH`Thrash metal

THREAD`Topic On A Message Board| Clothes

THRU`Through

THT `That

THTH`To Hot to Handle

THUG`Violent criminal| Person struggling to make something of their life

THUMBNAIL`Small version of a picture

THUMBS DOWN`Sign of disapproval

THUR`There

THURR`There

THWU`To Hell With You

THX`Thanks

TI`Texas Instruments| Rapper from Atlanta

TI AMO`I Love You

TIA`Thanks In Advance

TIAB`To Infinity And Beyond

TIC`Tongue in Cheek

TID`Take It Down

TIDY`Cool| good

TIE`Take It Easy

TIEF`Thief| thieve

TIEM`time

TIF`That Is Funny

TIFF`Argument| disagreement

TIFN`That's It For Now

TIGHT`Close| Miserly

TIIC`The Idiots In Charge

TIL`Until| Today I Learned

TILII`Tell It Like It Is

TIM`Time Is Money

TINA`Crystal Meth

TINAG`This Is Not A Game

TINALO`This Is Not A Legal Opinion

TINAR`This Is Not A Recommendation

TING`Thing

TINSTAFL`There Is No Such Thing As Free Lunch

TINWIS`That Is Not What I Said

TIOLI`Take It Or Leave It

TIPSY`Slightly drunk

TIRF`That/This Is Really Funny

TIS`It Is

TISA`That Is So Awesome

TISNF`That is so not fair

TITCH`Small person

TITCR`This Is The Credited Response

TITF`Take It Too Far

TITT`Throw In The Towel| give up

TIX`Tickets

TJA`Hi

TKD`Taekwondo

TKM`Te Quiero Mucho| I love you

TKO`Technical Knock Out

TKS`Thanks

TKT`Don't worry

TL`Talk Later| True Love| Team Leader

TL;DR`TLDR

TL;DW`TLDW

TLA`Three Letter Acronym

TLC`Tender Loving Care

TLD`Top Level Domain

TLDNR`Too Long; Did Not Read

TLDR`Too Long; Didn't Read

TLDW`Too Long; Didn't Watch

TLGO`The List Goes On

TLI`Too Little Information

TLK`Talk

TLND`True Love Never Dies

TLOL`Truly Laughing Out Loud

TLTR`Too Long To Read

TLYK`To Let You Know

TM`Text Message| Text Me| Trademark

TMA`Take My Advice

TMAI`Tell Me About It

TMB`Text Me Back

TMBG`They Might Be Giants (band)

TMBI`Tell Me about It

TMD`Damn in Chinese| Too Much Detail

TME`Too Much Effort

TMF`Too Much Forehead

TMH`Touch My Hand

TMI`Too Much Information

TMK`To My Knowledge

TML`Thank Me Later| Text Me Later

TMLT`To My Last Tweet

TMM`Tell Me More

TMMS`That Made Me Smile

TMN`Touch Me Not

TMNT`Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

TMO`Tomorrow

TMP`Tactical Machine Pistol

TMR`Tomorrow

TMRW`Tomorrow

TMS`Too Much Swag

TMSIDK`Tell Me Something I Don't Know

TMT`Too Much Tuna

TMTC`Too Many To Count

TMTH`Too Much To Handle

TMTOWTDI`There's More Than One Way To Do It

TMTS`Too Much Too Soon

TMTT`Too Much To Text

TMW`Tomorrow

TMY`Tell Me Why

TMZ`Thirty Mile Zone

TNA`Total Nonstop Action

TNB`There's Nothing Better

TNBM`True Norwegian Black Metal

TNF`That's Not Funny

TNG`The Next Generation

TNL`To Next Level

TNLN`Took Nothing Left Nothing

TNO`Trust No One

TNOP`Totally Not Our Problem

TNOT`Take Note Of That

TNSL`Took Nothing, Signed Logbook

TNSTAAFL`There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch

TNT`Til Next Time

TNTM`That's News To Me

TNX`Thanks

TO BOOT`As well, also

TOAO`The One And Only

TOASTIE`Toasted sandwich

TOC`Table Of Contents

TOD`Time Of Death| Time Of Day

TOEFL`Test Of English as a Foreign Language

TOEIC`Test Of English for International Communication

TOFT`Take One For the Team

TOFTT`Take One For The Team

TOFU`Bean curd

TOH`The Other Half

TOKE`Inhale marijuana smoke

TOKER`Someone who smokes marijuana

TOL`Thinking Out Loud| Thinking Of Laughing

TOM`Time Of Month

TOMBOUT`Talking About

TOMBOY`Girl who behaves like a boy

TOMO`Tomorrow

TOMOZ`Tomorrow

TON`One hundred

TONG`Asian gangster

TONK`Strong| muscular

TOOC`Totally Out Of Control

TOODLE`Goodbye| toodle-pip

TOOL`Person of low intelligence| a fool

TOON`Online character in RPG

TOOTLES`See you later| goodbye

TOOTSIES`Toes| feet

TOPPER`Person who always has a better story

TOPS`Wonderful| fantastic

TOS`Terms Of Service

TOT`Small child

TOTB`Think Outside the Box

TOTD`Tip Of The Day| Tweet Of The Day

TOTE`Carry

TOTES`Totally

TOTES PRESH`Totally Precious

TOTEZ`Totally

TOTGA`The One That Got Away

TOTM`Time Of The Month

TOTS`Totally

TOTT`Think on These Things

TOTUS`Teleprompter Of The United States

TOTZ`Totally

TOUCH`Beat| kill| rob

TOUCHE`Said when admitting opponent has made a good point

TOW`The Other Wiki

TOWIE`The Only Way Is Essex

TOY`Thinking Of You

TP`Toilet Paper| Town Portal

TPAM`The Person Above Me

TPB`The Pirate Bay

TPE`Total Power Exchange

TPK`Total Party Kill

TPO`Time, Place, Occasion

TPS`Totally pointless stuff

TPT`Trailer Park Trash

TPTB`The Powers That Be

TQ`Thank You

TQM`Te Quiero Mucho| I Like You A Lot

TR`Triple Rainbow

TR00`True| loyal

TRA`Bye

TRAW`Thick, Rich And White

TRDMC`Tears Running Down My Cheeks

TRDMF`Tears Running Down My Face

TREE`Marijuana

TRG`Tiny Rascal Gang

TRICKIN`Spending money on a girl

TRIFE`Trifling| unimportant

TRILL`True and Real

TRIP`Experience when using a hallucinogenic drug

TRIPPING`Under the influence of drugs

TRM`That Reminds Me

TROL`Police patrol

TROLL`A deliberately provocative message board user

TROLLING`The act of being a TROLL

TROLOL`LOLING at somebody who is TROLLING

TROTW`The Rest Of The World

TROUT`Older man looking for a younger woman

TRU`True

TRU DAT`That is True| I agree

TRUFAX`True Fact

TRYNA`Trying To

TSA`Transportation Security Administration

TSB`True Story Bro

TSBT`Truth Should Be Told| They Suck Big Time

TSF`That's So Funny

TSGTM`That SGTM

TSIA`Title Says It All

TSK`Sound of annoyance

TSM`Thanks So Much

TSN`The Sports Network

TSP`Teaspoon

TSTB`The Sooner The Better

TSTL`Too Stupid To Live

TSUP`SUP

TT`Telegrahic Transfer| Till tomorrow

TT4N`Ta Ta For Now

TTBOMK`To The Best Of My Knowledge

TTC`Trying To Conceive

TTD`Textually Transmitted Disease

TTEOT`Till The End of Time

TTFAF`Through The Fire And Flames

TTFL`Ta Ta For Later

TTFN`Ta-Ta For Now

TTFW`Too Tacky For Words

TTG`Time To Go

TTGG`Time To Go Girl

TTH`Trying Too Hard

TTIUWP`This Thread Is Useless Without Pictures

TTIWWP`This Thread Is Worthless Without Pictures

TTJASI`Take This Job And Shove It

TTL`Thank The Lord| Time To Live

TTLY`Totally

TTM`Talk To Me

TTMAB`TO THE MOON AND BACK

TTML`Talk To Me Later

TTO`Time To Own

TTOTM`That Time Of The Month

TTP`To The Point

TTR`Time To Relax

TTT`Third Tier Toilet| bad school

TTTE`Thomas The Tank Engine

TTTH`Talk To The Hand

TTTT`These Things Take Time

TTTTY`Time To Talk To You

TTUL`Talk To You Later

TTUS`Talk To You Soon.

TTUT`Talk To You Tomorrow

TTUTT`To Tell You the Truth

TTY`Talk To You

TTYF`Talk To You Forever

TTYIAB`Talk To You In A Bit

TTYITM`Talk To You In The Morning

TTYL`Talk To You Later

TTYM`Talk to You Ma

TTYN`Talk To You Never

TTYRS`Talk To You Real Soon

TTYS`Talk To You Soon

TTYT`Talk To You Tomorrow

TTYTT`To Tell You The Truth

TTYVS`Talk To You Very Soon

TT_TT`Crying

TUDE`Bad attitude

TUFF`Rugged

TUL`Tell You Later| Text You Later

TUNE`Flirt

TURF`Area| part of the neighborhood

TURN UP`Get Hyped| Excited| Wild

TURNT`Hyped Up| Drunk| High| Horny

TUVM`Thank You Very Much