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The Taylor Swift - Nicki Minaj feud is officially over. Thankfully, a truce was hammered out by Secretary of State John Kerry.
It’s now reported that Blake Shelton’s role on "The Voice" may have caused his divorce with Miranda Lambert. Apparently Miranda got mad because he wouldn’t let her spin in his chair.
Leonardo DiCaprio raised over $40 million for his environmental charity at his annual fundraiser in St. Tropez. You can tell Leo is a big environmentalist because he keeps recycling supermodels.
Leonardo DiCaprio raised over $40 million at his annual fundraiser in St. Tropez for his environmental charity. That was almost enough to get all the celebrities to the event in their fuel-guzzling private jets.
Ariana Grande is introducing her own signature perfume. Unfortunately, Ariana got into more trouble when she went to Macy’s and licked the bottles.
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By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com Friday,
July 24th, 2015
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Jennifer Lopez is 46 years old today. Jennifer is planning a small, intimate birthday celebration with just the American Idol viewing audience.
The Syfy channel says that they’ll make a fourth Sharknado movie. I can hardly wait to find out what this one will be about.
The Syfy channel says they’re doing a fourth Sharknado movie. Hopefully they can maintain the high standards of writing and acting we’ve come to expect from Sharknado movies.
The new movie Pixels opens tonight. It’s about classic arcade game characters attacking the Earth. You used to be able to play Pac Man for a quarter and now you have to pay $10 to watch it.
A number of NFL team owners and officials reportedly feel Tom Brady's four-game Deflate-gate suspension should be upheld. The owners and officials that feel Brady’s four-game suspension should be upheld are from the teams that play the New England Patriots in the first four games of the season.
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By David Evjen
Bitman1@aol.com Friday,
July 24th, 2015
HE BITS…
Donald Trump made a campaign stop at the Mexican border in Laredo, Texas, yesterday. You have to credit the Mexicans because they were smart enough not to let Donald in.
Donald Trump was in Laredo, Texas, yesterday wearing a hat that read "Make America Great Again." Unfortunately for Donald, his hair messed up the hat.
Donald Trump plans to start selling baseball caps that read "Make America Great Again" for $25 each. That’s great news because maybe Donald can finally start earning some money.
Ikea is recalling 27 million chests and dressers because they could tip over. Of course, the big news is that 27 million people were able to figure out Ikea’s assembly instructions and put the dressers together.
It’s now reported that Apple has over $200 billion in cash on hand. That means Apple has almost enough money to buy one of their own iPhones.